“I am all attention,” replied the lieutenant.
“I came from a land,”
said Mr. Mole, with a grandiloquent flourish, “where
we despise physical suffering.”
The august Turks around were filled
with wonder and with admiration for the speaker.
After what they had witnessed, they
were prepared to credit Mr. Mole’s most extravagant
assertions.
“Would you have some further
proof of my great courage?” demanded Mr. Mole,
folding his arms and striking a defiant attitude.
“Brave man, what more can you
show us of your courage?” was the reply.
“Behold!” cried Mole.
The whole assembly eyed Mr. Mole’s
movements with the greatest curiosity now.
“Bring me a dozen sharp implements,
such as swords, knives, daggers, etc, etc.”
They were brought to him, and he then
laid them down in a row upon the carpet.
The first was a needle of the dimensions
of an ordinary bodkin.
Next this, was a small iron skewer.
After this came a long-bladed dagger knife.
And finally, there was a cut-and-thrust sword of alarming
dimensions.
“You shall see now,” said
Mole, sternly, “how I can despise such trivialities
as your bastinado.”
What was he about to do now?
In solemn silence, Mr. Mole bared
his right calf, then requested the company of his
black servant Tinker, who was still in the hall.
The request was granted.
“Tinker.”
“Yes, Massa Mole.”
“Go and fetch me
Here he sank his voice to a whisper,
and the rest of his instructions were heard by no
one save the darkey, for whom they were intended.
In the course of a few moments, Tinker
returned and passed something slyly into Mr. Mole’s
hand.
It was a small sponge in an oil-skin bag.
Yet it appeared to be saturated with
something, to judge by the way it was handled, for
Mr. Mole slyly put it in his pocket.
Mr. Mole then took up the smallest
of the row of implements just described.
“Behold what an Englishman can do!”
And then to the amazement of the spectators,
he thrust the needle into the thick part of his calf.
A quiet smile played about the corners of his mouth.
But no sign of the slightest suffering.
“Judge how much your bastinado
can affect me,” he said, with superb disdain.
“Allah be praised!” ejaculated the Turk;
“wondrous man.”
“Behold,” pursued Mole, picking up the
skewer.
He passed it fairly through his calf,
and stood there with his foot firmly planted on the
ground, gazing about him like another “monarch
of all he surveyed.”
“Look again.”
And Mole took up a large nail, and
hammered it into his foot, so that he was pinned to
the floor.
“Allah be praised!” again shouted the
Turks.
“One more proof,” he said, disdainfully.
He picked up another dagger, and pushed
it resolutely into the ill-used leg.
At the same time he held the calf
with his left hand, in which he concealed, with considerable
dexterity, the sponge which Tinker had brought him.
Blood now trickled slowly through
Mr. Mole’s fingers, and ran down his legs and
feet.
A thrill of terror passed through the assemblage.
“Yet another proof,” exclaimed Mole, grandly.
“No more, no more,” exclaimed the Turk.
Mole withdrew the nail from his foot,
and the dagger from his leg, and seizing the sword,
he thrust it with ferocious energy into the other
mutilated leg.
He pressed his hand to the wound,
and the blood flowed out in a small torrent, while
the spectators groaned.
Mole looked round him proudly defiantly.
Had he just conquered on the field
of Waterloo, he could not have shown a greater apparent
belief in himself.
He smiled sardonically as he bound
up the wounded legs with his scarf.
Mr. Mole here nearly spoilt his exhibition
of his marvellous power of endurance, for pricking
his finger accidentally with a pin, he sang out lustily,
much to the astonishment of the Turks.
But he was lucky to recover himself
in time before the Turks could divine what had occurred.
“You must invent something more
violent than any punishment I have yet seen here,
if you would subdue the soul of Isaac Mole.”
And he strode along with the air of
the heavy man in a transpontine melodrama.
The marvellous exhibition of endurance
aroused the phlegmatic Turk to real enthusiasm.
“Mole Pasha,” he exclaimed,
“you are a great hero. I shall seek an
audience of his highness the Sultan, and beg of him
for you some mark of distinction, perhaps even to
confer upon you the distinguished order of the glass
button.”
“The glass bottle would be more
in your excellency’s way, Mole Pasha,”
suggested Tinker.
And henceforth when Mole walked abroad,
the population was aroused.
“Behold the bravest Frank that
ever lived,” they said. “He is a great
hero.”