“It’s very odd.”
“Very.”
“And scarcely polite,” suggested Mr. Mole.
“Well, scarcely.”
“That makes the fourth letter
I have written to him, and he doesn’t even condescend
to notice them.”
“Very odd.”
“Very.”
But while all the sufferers by the
seeming neglect of the consul were expressing themselves
so freely in the matter, old Sobersides, as Jack called
his comrade, Harry Girdwood, remained silent and meditative.
Jack had great faith in his thoughtful chum.
“A penny for your thoughts, Harry,” said
he.
“I’ll give them for nix,” returned
Harry Girdwood, gaily.
“Out with it.”
“I was wondering whether, while
you are all blaming the poor consul, he has ever received
your letters.”
“What, the four?”
“Yes.”
“Of course.”
“I don’t see it.”
“But, my dear fellow, consider.
One may have miscarried or two but
hang it! all four can’t have gone wrong.”
“Of course not,” said
Mole, with the air of a man who puts a final stop
to all arguments.
“There I beg leave to differ with you all.”
“Why?”
“The letters have not reached
the consul, perhaps; they may have been intercepted.”
“By whom?” was Jack’s natural question.
“Can’t say positively; possibly by Murray.”
“Is it likely?”
“Is it not?”
“I don’t see, unless he bought over the
messenger.”
“And what is more likely than
that?” said Harry. “And if they have
bought over one messenger, it is for good and all,
not for a single letter, but for every scrap of paper
you may send out of the prison, you may depend upon
it.”
This simple reasoning struck his hearers.
“Upon my life!” exclaimed
Jack, “I believe Harry’s right. We
must tackle the governor.”
“So I think.”
“And I too,” added Harry Girdwood; “but
how?”
“I’ll write him a letter.”
“Yes; and send it to him by the gaoler,”
said Harry.
“Yes.”
“The gaoler who carried all
the other letters? Why, Jack, Jack, what a thoughtless,
rattlebrained chap you are. What on earth is the
use of such a move as that?”
Jack’s countenance fell again at this.
“You’re right, Harry.
I go jumping like a bull at a gate as usual. What
would you do?”
Harry’s answer was brief and sententious.
“Think.”
“Do so, mate,” returned Jack, hopefully
again; “do so.”
“I will.”
He pressed his lips and knit his brows
with a burlesque, melodramatic air, and strode up
and down, with his forefinger to his forehead.
He stopped suddenly and stamped twice, as a haughty earl
might do in a transpontine tragedy when resolving upon his crowning villany, and
exclaimed in a voice suggestive of fiend-like triumph
“I have it.”
“Hold it tight, then.”
“One of us must sham ill so
as to get the doctor here. Once he’s here,
we shall be all right.”
“Hurrah!” cried Jack Harkaway;
“that’s the notion. We shall yet defeat
the schemes of that incarnate fiend, Murray.”
“That is a capital idea,”
said Mr. Mole. “You have suggested quite
a new idea.”
“Now stop; the next thing for
us to think of is who is to be the sham invalid,”
said Jack.
“I would suggest Tinker,” said Harry.
“Or Bogey,” observed Mr. Mole.
“Why?”
“Because it would not be easy
to tell whether they looked in delicate health or
not.”
“There’s something in
that,” said Jack, “but there’s this
to say against it.”
“What?”
“They might not be able to keep
the game up so well as one of ourselves, so I think
Here Jack paused, whilst Harry and
he exchanged a meaning wink unobserved by the old
gentleman.
“I think that it ought to be
Mr. Mole,” continued our hero.
“Why?”
“Why, sir; can you ask why? You are such
a lovely shammer.”
“Come, I say,” began Mr. Mole, scarcely
relishing it.
“He’s quite right, sir,”
said Harry Girdwood, “you are inimitable as a
shammer.”
“I?”
“You can pitch it so strong, Mr. Mole,”
said Jack.
“And so natural,” added Harry Girdwood.
“Life-like,” said the
two together, in mingled tones of rapt admiration.
Mr. Mole was but human.
Humanity is but frail, and ever open to the voice
of flattery.
What could Mole do but yield?
Nothing.
He gave in, and shammed very ill indeed.
Well, the result of this was that
the gaoler made his report, and the doctor came.
“De quoi se plaint-il?”
demanded the doctor, as he entered the cell.
“What does he say?” asked Mole; “I’m
as deaf as an adder.”
“The doctor asks what you complain
of?” said Jack, in a very loud voice.
“Oh, any thing he likes,” returned Mole,
impatiently.
They were on the point of bursting out laughing at this, when
the doctor startled them considerably by saying in broken (but understandable)
English
“What he say any thing I like? Singulier!”
“Ahem!”
Harry Girdwood gave the word; a glance of intelligence
went round.
They, to use Jack’s expression,
pulled themselves together, and looked serious.
“It is headache,” said Jack. “Violent
headache, he says.”
“Yes,” said Mole.
“Show your tongue.”
Mole thrust it out, and then the doctor felt his pulse.
“Very bad; you have the fever.”
“What?” ejaculated Mole, aghast.
“You have the fever.”
“What sort?”
The surgeon looked puzzled.
“Typhus or scarlet, I should say,” suggested
Jack.
“What is that?” demanded
the French doctor, curiously. “Je ne suis
pas très fort I am not very strong in
English.”
“Then, sir,” said Jack,
“pray accept my compliments upon your proficiency;
it is really very remarkable.”
“You are very good to say that,”
returned the surgeon; “maïs now
for our malade what is malade
in English?”
“Patient.”
“Patient! Well, I hope
that he will justify ze designation. What do you
feel?” he added to Mr. Mole.
“Rush of blood to the head,”
said Mole, thinking this quite a safe symptom to announce.
Yes, yes sans
doute no doubt,” said the doctor,
looking as wise as an owl. “We can make
that better for you quick a little sinapisme.”
“That’s what you call
a mustard plaister, isn’t it?” said Harry.
“Sinapisme mustard
who?” demanded the French doctor of Jack.
“Plaister.”
“Merci.”
“I’m not going to have any mustard plaister
on,” said Mole.
“Comment!” exclaimed
the doctor; “il n’en veut pas! he
will not! Morbleu! Ze prisonniers have what
ze docteur ordonnances.”
“Will he?”
“Yes. You are quite right,
doctor,” said Jack, in French. “Where
is he to have on the plaister?”
“On his legs, at the back of
his ankles,” replied the doctor; “it is
to draw the blood from his head.”
“Very good, sir.”
Jack translated, and the patient singularly
enough grew reassured immediately.
“It won’t hurt much on
the back of your legs, Mr. Mole,” said Harry.
They enjoyed a quiet grin to themselves at this.
The prison doctor then sent the gaoler
for writing materials for the purpose of writing out
a prescription.
Then was their chance.
“Doctor,” said Jack, “I want to
see the governor.”
“Why have you not asked, then, through the gaoler?”
“I prefer some other method.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t know whether the gaoler
is safe.”
“I don’t understand you,” said the
doctor.
“I have written four letters
to the British consul,” returned Jack, “and
no answer has come.”
“Well?”
“Well, sir, I am afraid he has never received
the letters.”
“Why?”
“Because my name is well known
to him, and he would have replied. I have referred
him to the chief banker of the town, who can readily
identify me through my signature. I wish them
to communicate with my father, and, in a word, to
show the authorities how utterly ridiculous and preposterous
is the charge against us in spite of appearances.”
Jack’s earnestness caught his attention.
“They would never dare to keep letters back.”
“Money has tempted them, I feel assured.”
“Whose money?”
“The money of a spy a
fellow-countryman of ours, who has interest in keeping
me out of the way.”
“His name?”
“His real name is Herbert Murray, his assumed
name is Markby.”
“Markby; I know that name.
Of course; he is the principal witness against you.
You say his assumed name?”
“Yes.”
“Can you prove it?”
“Easily; if I can get at the
means of establishing a defence. It is to effect
this, that I have addressed myself to the consul, but
he does not reply, so that, monstrous and absurd as
this charge is, we are unable to disprove it, simply
because here we are tied hand and foot.”
“This is very strange.”
The doctor, as he spoke, shot them
a dubious glance, which did not escape Jack.
“I tell you, sir, that my father
is rich and influential. Moreover, he is exceedingly
liberal in money matters with me. I have not the
slightest need to add to my income by any means whatever,
much less dishonest courses.”
“What proof can I offer to the governor?”
“Plenty,” returned Jack,
eagerly. “Here is my father’s address
in England; let him be communicated with immediately.
This Markby is an unscrupulous rascal. He has
forged my name to several cheques, and robbed me.
He fears detection, and has built up a cunning plot,
using the coiner, Lenoir, as his cat’s paw,
and while we are caged here upon this ridiculous charge,
he can get off to another part of the world.”
This convinced the prison surgeon completely.
“I will see the governor at
once,” said he; “meanwhile, see that your
obstinate old friend attends to my instructions, and
he will soon be well.”
“Excuse me, doctor,” said
Jack, “but the honest truth is that he is not
ill at all.”
“Not ill!”
“No. We doubted the gaoler’s
honesty, and, fearing he was bought over by our enemy,
adopted this ruse.”
“To see me?”
“Yes.”
“Ha, ha! I see it all now;
very ingenious on your part. Well, well, my young
friend, I will see the governor at once, and you shall
not be long in trouble.”
“You will earn my eternal gratitude,
and that of my fellow-prisoners, as well as the much
more substantial acknowledgment of my father.”
“Bien, bien,” said the surgeon
smiling. “Au revoir!”
And bowing pleasantly to the prisoners
generally, the doctor left the cell.
“There,” said Jack.
“You may look upon that as settled, so comfort
yourselves.”
“He has gone to the governor?” asked Mole.
“Yes.”
“Hurrah!”
“I hope it will go all right
now,” said Harry Girdwood, who was scarcely
so cheerful as his companions.
“You wretched old wet blanket!”
exclaimed Jack, gaily, “of course it will.”
“Of course,” added Mole.
“You may consider yourself as good as outside
the prison already.”
“I do, for one,” said Mole, quite hilarious
at the prospect.
“Humph!” said Harry.