I BORROW MONEY UPON MY ESTATE, AND
UPON VERY FAVOURABLE TERMS.
When I came down to breakfast the
next morning, the major said, “My dear Newland,
I have taken the liberty of requesting a very old friend
of mine to come and meet you this morning. I
will not disguise from you that it is Emmanuel, the
money-lender. Money you must have until my affairs
are decided, one way or the other; and, in this instance,
I will most faithfully repay the sum borrowed, as
soon as I receive the amount of my bets, or am certain
of succeeding to the title, which is one and the same
thing.”
I bit my lips, for I was not a little
annoyed; but what could be done? I must have
either confessed my real situation to the major, or
have appeared to raise scruples, which, as the supposed
heir to a large fortune, would have appeared to him
to be very frivolous. I thought it better to
let the affair take its chance. “Well,”
replied I, “if it must be, it must be; but it
shall be on my own terms.”
“Nay,” observed the major,
“there is no fear but that he will consent,
and without any trouble.”
After a moment’s reflection
I went up stairs and rang for Timothy. “Tim,”
said I, “hear me; I now make you a solemn promise,
on my honour as a gentleman, that I will never borrow
money upon interest, and until you release me from
it, I shall adhere to my word.”
“Very well, sir,” replied
Timothy; “I guess your reason for so doing,
and I expect you will keep your word. Is that
all?”
“Yes; now you may take up the urn.”
We had finished our breakfast, when
Timothy announced Mr Emmanuel, who followed him into
the room. “Well, Old Cent per Cent, how
are you?” said the major. “Allow
me to introduce my most particular friend, Mr Newland.”
“Auh! Master Major,”
replied the descendant of Abraham, a little puny creature,
bent double with infirmity, and carrying one hand behind
his back, as if to counterbalance the projection of
his head and shoulders. “You vash please
to call me Shent per Shent. I wish I vash able
to make de monies pay that. Mr Newland, can
I be of any little shervice to you?”
“Sit down, sit down, Emmanuel.
You have my warrant for Mr Newland’s respectability,
and the sooner we get over the business the better.”
“Auh, Mr Major, it ish true,
you was recommend many good no, not always
good customers to me, and I was very much
obliged. Vat can I do for your handsome young
friend? De young gentlemen always vant money;
and it is de youth which is de time for de pleasure
and enjoyment.”
“He wants a thousand pounds, Emmanuel.”
“Dat is a large sum one tousand pounds!
he does not vant any more?”
“No,” replied I, “that will be sufficient.”
“Vell, den, I have de monish
in my pocket. I will just beg de young gentleman
to sign a little memorandum, dat I may von day receive
my monish.”
“But what is that to be?” interrupted
I.
“It will be to promise to pay
me my monish and only fifteen per shent, when you
come into your own.”
“That will not do,” replied
I; “I have pledged my solemn word of honour,
that I will not borrow money on interest.”
“And you have given de pledge,
but you did not swear upon de book?”
“No, but my word has been given,
and that is enough; if I would forfeit my word with
those to whom I have given it, I would also forfeit
my word with you. My keeping my promise, ought
to be a pledge to you that I wilt keep my promise
to you.”
“Dat is vell said very
vell said; but den we must manage some oder way.
Suppose let me shee how old are
you, my young sir?”
“Past twenty.”
“Auh, dat is a very pleasant
age, dat twenty. Vell, den, you shall shign
a leetle bit of paper, that you pay me 2000 pounds
ven you come into your properties, on condition
dat I pay now one tousand. Dat is very fair ish
it not Mr Major?”
“Rather too hard, Emmanuel.”
“But de rishque de rishque, Mr Major.”
“I will not agree to those terms,”
replied I; “you must take your money away, Mr
Emmanuel.”
“Vell, den vat vill you pay me?”
“I will sign an agreement to
pay you 1500 pounds for the thousand, if you please;
if that will not suit you, I will try elsewhere.”
“Dat is very bad bargain. How old, you
shay?”
“Twenty.”
“Vell, I shuppose I must oblige you, and my
very goot friend, de major.”
Mr Emmanuel drew out his spectacles,
pen, and inkhorn, filled up a bond, and handed it
to me to sign. I read it carefully over, and
signed it; he then paid down the money, and took his
leave.
It may appear strange to the reader
that the money was obtained so easily, but he must
remember that the major was considered a person who
universally attached himself to young men of large
fortune; he had already been the means of throwing
many profitable speculations into the hands of Emmanuel,
and the latter put implicit confidence in him.
The money-lenders also are always on the look out
for young men with large fortunes, and have their
names registered. Emmanuel had long expected
me to come to him; and although it was his intention
to have examined more particularly, and not to have
had the money prepared, yet my refusal to sign the
bond, bearing interest, and my disputing the terms
of the second proposal, blinded him completely, and
put him off his usual guard.
“Upon my word, Newland, you
obtained better terms than I could have expected from
the old Hunks.”
“Much better than I expected
also, major,” replied I; “but now, how
much of the money would you like to have?”
“My dear fellow, this is very
handsome of you; but, I thank Heaven, I shall be soon
able to repay it; but what pleases me, Newland, is
your perfect confidence in one, whom the rest of the
world would not trust with a shilling. I will
accept your offer as freely as it is made, and take
500 pounds, just to make a show for the few weeks that
I am in suspense, and then you will find, that, with
all my faults, I am not deficient in gratitude.”
I divided the money with the major, and he shortly
afterwards went out.
“Well, sir,” said Timothy,
entering, full of curiosity, “what have you
done?”
“I have borrowed a thousand
to pay fifteen hundred when I come into my property.”
“You are safe then. Excellent, and the
Jew will be bit.”
“No, Timothy, I intend to repay it as soon as
I can.”
“I should like to know when that will be.”
“So should I, Tim, for it must
depend upon my finding out my parentage.”
Heigho, thought I, when shall I ever find out who is
my father?