Mr Carker the Manager sat at his desk,
smooth and soft as usual, reading those letters which
were reserved for him to open, backing them occasionally
with such memoranda and references as their business
purport required, and parcelling them out into little
heaps for distribution through the several departments
of the House. The post had come in heavy that
morning, and Mr Carker the Manager had a good deal
to do.
The general action of a man so engaged pausing
to look over a bundle of papers in his hand, dealing
them round in various portions, taking up another
bundle and examining its contents with knitted brows
and pursed-out lips dealing, and sorting,
and pondering by turns would easily suggest
some whimsical resemblance to a player at cards.
The face of Mr Carker the Manager was in good keeping
with such a fancy. It was the face of a man who
studied his play, warily: who made himself master
of all the strong and weak points of the game:
who registered the cards in his mind as they fell
about him, knew exactly what was on them, what they
missed, and what they made: who was crafty to
find out what the other players held, and who never
betrayed his own hand.
The letters were in various languages,
but Mr Carker the Manager read them all. If there
had been anything in the offices of Dombey and Son
that he could read, there would have been a card wanting
in the pack. He read almost at a glance, and
made combinations of one letter with another and one
business with another as he went on, adding new matter
to the heaps much as a man would know the
cards at sight, and work out their combinations in
his mind after they were turned. Something too
deep for a partner, and much too deep for an adversary,
Mr Carker the Manager sat in the rays of the sun that
came down slanting on him through the skylight, playing
his game alone.
And although it is not among the instincts
wild or domestic of the cat tribe to play at cards,
feline from sole to crown was Mr Carker the Manager,
as he basked in the strip of summer-light and warmth
that shone upon his table and the ground as if they
were a crooked dial-plate, and himself the only figure
on it. With hair and whiskers deficient in colour
at all times, but feebler than common in the rich sunshine,
and more like the coat of a sandy tortoise-shell cat;
with long nails, nicely pared and sharpened; with
a natural antipathy to any speck of dirt, which made
him pause sometimes and watch the falling motes
of dust, and rub them off his smooth white hand or
glossy linen: Mr Carker the Manager, sly of manner,
sharp of tooth, soft of foot, watchful of eye, oily
of tongue, cruel of heart, nice of habit, sat with
a dainty steadfastness and patience at his work, as
if he were waiting at a mouse’s hole.
At length the letters were disposed
of, excepting one which he reserved for a particular
audience. Having locked the more confidential
correspondence in a drawer, Mr Carker the Manager rang
his bell.
‘Why do you answer it?’ was his reception
of his brother.
‘The messenger is out, and I am the next,’
was the submissive reply.
‘You are the next?’ muttered
the Manager. ’Yes! Creditable to me!
There!’
Pointing to the heaps of opened letters,
he turned disdainfully away, in his elbow-chair, and
broke the seal of that one which he held in his hand.
‘I am sorry to trouble you,
James,’ said the brother, gathering them up,
‘but ’
‘Oh! you have something to say. I knew
that. Well?’
Mr Carker the Manager did not raise
his eyes or turn them on his brother, but kept them
on his letter, though without opening it.
‘Well?’ he repeated sharply.
‘I am uneasy about Harriet.’
‘Harriet who? what Harriet? I know nobody
of that name.’
‘She is not well, and has changed very much
of late.’
‘She changed very much, a great
many years ago,’ replied the Manager; ’and
that is all I have to say.
’I think if you would hear me
‘Why should I hear you, Brother
John?’ returned the Manager, laying a sarcastic
emphasis on those two words, and throwing up his head,
but not lifting his eyes. ’I tell you,
Harriet Carker made her choice many years ago between
her two brothers. She may repent it, but she must
abide by it.’
’Don’t mistake me.
I do not say she does repent it. It would be black
ingratitude in me to hint at such a thing,’ returned
the other. ’Though believe me, James, I
am as sorry for her sacrifice as you.’
‘As I?’ exclaimed the Manager. ‘As
I?’
’As sorry for her choice for
what you call her choice as you are angry
at it,’ said the Junior.
‘Angry?’ repeated the
other, with a wide show of his teeth.
’Displeased. Whatever word
you like best. You know my meaning. There
is no offence in my intention.’
‘There is offence in everything
you do,’ replied his brother, glancing at him
with a sudden scowl, which in a moment gave place to
a wider smile than the last. ’Carry those
papers away, if you please. I am busy.
His politeness was so much more cutting
than his wrath, that the Junior went to the door.
But stopping at it, and looking round, he said:
’When Harriet tried in vain
to plead for me with you, on your first just indignation,
and my first disgrace; and when she left you, James,
to follow my broken fortunes, and devote herself, in
her mistaken affection, to a ruined brother, because
without her he had no one, and was lost; she was young
and pretty. I think if you could see her now if
you would go and see her she would move
your admiration and compassion.’
The Manager inclined his head, and
showed his teeth, as who should say, in answer to
some careless small-talk, ‘Dear me! Is that
the case?’ but said never a word.
’We thought in those days:
you and I both: that she would marry young, and
lead a happy and light-hearted life,’ pursued
the other. ’Oh if you knew how cheerfully
she cast those hopes away; how cheerfully she has
gone forward on the path she took, and never once looked
back; you never could say again that her name was
strange in your ears. Never!’
Again the Manager inclined his head
and showed his teeth, and seemed to say, ‘Remarkable
indeed! You quite surprise me!’ And again
he uttered never a word.
‘May I go on?’ said John Carker, mildly.
‘On your way?’ replied
his smiling brother. ’If you will have the
goodness.
John Carker, with a sigh, was passing
slowly out at the door, when his brother’s voice
detained him for a moment on the threshold.
‘If she has gone, and goes,
her own way cheerfully,’ he said, throwing the
still unfolded letter on his desk, and putting his
hands firmly in his pockets, ’you may tell her
that I go as cheerfully on mine. If she has never
once looked back, you may tell her that I have, sometimes,
to recall her taking part with you, and that my resolution
is no easier to wear away;’ he smiled very sweetly
here; ‘than marble.’
’I tell her nothing of you.
We never speak about you. Once a year, on your
birthday, Harriet says always, “Let us remember
James by name, and wish him happy,” but we say
no more.’
‘Tell it then, if you please,’
returned the other, ’to yourself. You can’t
repeat it too often, as a lesson to you to avoid the
subject in speaking to me. I know no Harriet
Carker. There is no such person. You may
have a sister; make much of her. I have none.’
Mr Carker the Manager took up the
letter again, and waved it with a smile of mock courtesy
towards the door. Unfolding it as his brother
withdrew, and looking darkly after him as he left the
room, he once more turned round in his elbow-chair,
and applied himself to a diligent perusal of its contents.
It was in the writing of his great
chief, Mr Dombey, and dated from Leamington.
Though he was a quick reader of all other letters,
Mr Carker read this slowly; weighing the words as
he went, and bringing every tooth in his head to bear
upon them. When he had read it through once,
he turned it over again, and picked out these passages.
’I find myself benefited by the change, and
am not yet inclined to name any time for my return.’
’I wish, Carker, you would arrange to come down
once and see me here, and let me know how things are
going on, in person.’ ’I omitted
to speak to you about young Gay. If not gone per
Son and Heir, or if Son and Heir still lying in the
Docks, appoint some other young man and keep him in
the City for the present. I am not decided.’
’Now that’s unfortunate!’ said Mr
Carker the Manager, expanding his mouth, as if it
were made of India-rubber: ‘for he’s
far away.’
Still that passage, which was in a
postscript, attracted his attention and his teeth,
once more.
‘I think,’ he said, ’my
good friend Captain Cuttle mentioned something about
being towed along in the wake of that day. What
a pity he’s so far away!’
He refolded the letter, and was sitting
trifling with it, standing it long-wise and broad-wise
on his table, and turning it over and over on all
sides doing pretty much the same thing,
perhaps, by its contents when Mr Perch
the messenger knocked softly at the door, and coming
in on tiptoe, bending his body at every step as if
it were the delight of his life to bow, laid some
papers on the table.
‘Would you please to be engaged,
Sir?’ asked Mr Perch, rubbing his hands, and
deferentially putting his head on one side, like a
man who felt he had no business to hold it up in such
a presence, and would keep it as much out of the way
as possible.
‘Who wants me?’
‘Why, Sir,’ said Mr Perch,
in a soft voice, ’really nobody, Sir, to speak
of at present. Mr Gills the Ship’s Instrument-maker,
Sir, has looked in, about a little matter of payment,
he says: but I mentioned to him, Sir, that you
was engaged several deep; several deep.’
Mr Perch coughed once behind his hand,
and waited for further orders.
‘Anybody else?’
‘Well, Sir,’ said Mr Perch,
’I wouldn’t of my own self take the liberty
of mentioning, Sir, that there was anybody else; but
that same young lad that was here yesterday, Sir,
and last week, has been hanging about the place; and
it looks, Sir,’ added Mr Perch, stopping to shut
the door, ’dreadful unbusiness-like to see him
whistling to the sparrows down the court, and making
of ’em answer him.’
‘You said he wanted something
to do, didn’t you, Perch?’ asked Mr Carker,
leaning back in his chair and looking at that officer.
‘Why, Sir,’ said Mr Perch,
coughing behind his hand again, ’his expression
certainly were that he was in wants of a sitiwation,
and that he considered something might be done for
him about the Docks, being used to fishing with a
rod and line: but ’ Mr Perch
shook his head very dubiously indeed.
‘What does he say when he comes?’ asked
Mr Carker.
‘Indeed, Sir,’ said Mr
Perch, coughing another cough behind his hand, which
was always his resource as an expression of humility
when nothing else occurred to him, ’his observation
generally air that he would humbly wish to see one
of the gentlemen, and that he wants to earn a living.
But you see, Sir,’ added Perch, dropping his
voice to a whisper, and turning, in the inviolable
nature of his confidence, to give the door a thrust
with his hand and knee, as if that would shut it any
more when it was shut already, ’it’s hardly
to be bore, Sir, that a common lad like that should
come a prowling here, and saying that his mother nursed
our House’s young gentleman, and that he hopes
our House will give him a chance on that account.
I am sure, Sir,’ observed Mr Perch, ’that
although Mrs Perch was at that time nursing as thriving
a little girl, Sir, as we’ve ever took the liberty
of adding to our family, I wouldn’t have made
so free as drop a hint of her being capable of imparting
nourishment, not if it was never so!’
Mr Carker grinned at him like a shark,
but in an absent, thoughtful manner.
‘Whether,’ submitted Mr
Perch, after a short silence, and another cough, ’it
mightn’t be best for me to tell him, that if
he was seen here any more he would be given into custody;
and to keep to it! With respect to bodily fear,’
said Mr Perch, ’I’m so timid, myself, by
nature, Sir, and my nerves is so unstrung by Mrs Perch’s
state, that I could take my affidavit easy.’
‘Let me see this fellow, Perch,’
said Mr Carker. ‘Bring him in!’
‘Yes, Sir. Begging your
pardon, Sir,’ said Mr Perch, hesitating at the
door, ‘he’s rough, Sir, in appearance.’
’Never mind. If he’s
there, bring him in. I’ll see Mr Gills directly.
Ask him to wait.’
Mr Perch bowed; and shutting the door,
as precisely and carefully as if he were not coming
back for a week, went on his quest among the sparrows
in the court. While he was gone, Mr Carker assumed
his favourite attitude before the fire-place, and
stood looking at the door; presenting, with his under
lip tucked into the smile that showed his whole row
of upper teeth, a singularly crouching apace.
The messenger was not long in returning,
followed by a pair of heavy boots that came bumping
along the passage like boxes. With the unceremonious
words ’Come along with you!’ a
very unusual form of introduction from his lips Mr
Perch then ushered into the presence a strong-built
lad of fifteen, with a round red face, a round sleek
head, round black eyes, round limbs, and round body,
who, to carry out the general rotundity of his appearance,
had a round hat in his hand, without a particle of
brim to it.
Obedient to a nod from Mr Carker,
Perch had no sooner confronted the visitor with that
gentleman than he withdrew. The moment they were
face to face alone, Mr Carker, without a word of preparation,
took him by the throat, and shook him until his head
seemed loose upon his shoulders.
The boy, who in the midst of his astonishment
could not help staring wildly at the gentleman with
so many white teeth who was choking him, and at the
office walls, as though determined, if he were choked,
that his last look should be at the mysteries for
his intrusion into which he was paying such a severe
penalty, at last contrived to utter
‘Come, Sir! You let me alone, will you!’
‘Let you alone!’ said
Mr Carker. ‘What! I have got you, have
I?’ There was no doubt of that, and tightly
too. ‘You dog,’ said Mr Carker, through
his set jaws, ‘I’ll strangle you!’
Biler whimpered, would he though?
oh no he wouldn’t and what was he
doing of and why didn’t he strangle
some body of his own size and not him:
but Biler was quelled by the extraordinary nature of
his reception, and, as his head became stationary,
and he looked the gentleman in the face, or rather
in the teeth, and saw him snarling at him, he so far
forgot his manhood as to cry.
‘I haven’t done nothing
to you, Sir,’ said Biler, otherwise Rob, otherwise
Grinder, and always Toodle.
‘You young scoundrel!’
replied Mr Carker, slowly releasing him, and moving
back a step into his favourite position. ’What
do you mean by daring to come here?’
‘I didn’t mean no harm,
Sir,’ whimpered Rob, putting one hand to his
throat, and the knuckles of the other to his eyes.
’I’ll never come again, Sir. I only
wanted work.’
‘Work, young Cain that you are!’
repeated Mr Carker, eyeing him narrowly. ‘Ain’t
you the idlest vagabond in London?’
The impeachment, while it much affected
Mr Toodle Junior, attached to his character so justly,
that he could not say a word in denial. He stood
looking at the gentleman, therefore, with a frightened,
self-convicted, and remorseful air. As to his
looking at him, it may be observed that he was fascinated
by Mr Carker, and never took his round eyes off him
for an instant.
‘Ain’t you a thief?’
said Mr Carker, with his hands behind him in his pockets.
‘No, sir,’ pleaded Rob.
‘You are!’ said Mr Carker.
‘I ain’t indeed, Sir,’
whimpered Rob. ’I never did such a thing
as thieve, Sir, if you’ll believe me. I
know I’ve been a going wrong, Sir, ever since
I took to bird-catching’ and walking-matching.
I’m sure a cove might think,’ said Mr
Toodle Junior, with a burst of penitence, ’that
singing birds was innocent company, but nobody knows
what harm is in them little creeturs and what they
brings you down to.’
They seemed to have brought him down
to a velveteen jacket and trousers very much the worse
for wear, a particularly small red waistcoat like a
gorget, an interval of blue check, and the hat before
mentioned.
‘I ain’t been home twenty
times since them birds got their will of me,’
said Rob, ’and that’s ten months.
How can I go home when everybody’s miserable
to see me! I wonder,’ said Biler, blubbering
outright, and smearing his eyes with his coat-cuff,
’that I haven’t been and drownded myself
over and over again.’
All of which, including his expression
of surprise at not having achieved this last scarce
performance, the boy said, just as if the teeth of
Mr Carker drew it out of him, and he had no power of
concealing anything with that battery of attraction
in full play.
‘You’re a nice young gentleman!’
said Mr Carker, shaking his head at him. ‘There’s
hemp-seed sown for you, my fine fellow!’
‘I’m sure, Sir,’
returned the wretched Biler, blubbering again, and
again having recourse to his coat-cuff: ’I
shouldn’t care, sometimes, if it was growed
too. My misfortunes all began in wagging, Sir;
but what could I do, exceptin’ wag?’
‘Excepting what?’ said Mr Carker.
‘Wag, Sir. Wagging from school.’
‘Do you mean pretending to go there, and not
going?’ said Mr Carker.
‘Yes, Sir, that’s wagging,
Sir,’ returned the quondam Grinder, much affected.
’I was chivied through the streets, Sir, when
I went there, and pounded when I got there. So
I wagged, and hid myself, and that began it.’
‘And you mean to tell me,’
said Mr Carker, taking him by the throat again, holding
him out at arm’s-length, and surveying him in
silence for some moments, ‘that you want a place,
do you?’
‘I should be thankful to be
tried, Sir,’ returned Toodle Junior, faintly.
Mr Carker the Manager pushed him backward
into a corner the boy submitting quietly,
hardly venturing to breathe, and never once removing
his eyes from his face and rang the bell.
‘Tell Mr Gills to come here.’
Mr Perch was too deferential to express
surprise or recognition of the figure in the corner:
and Uncle Sol appeared immediately.
‘Mr Gills!’ said Carker,
with a smile, ’sit down. How do you do?
You continue to enjoy your health, I hope?’
‘Thank you, Sir,’ returned
Uncle Sol, taking out his pocket-book, and handing
over some notes as he spoke. ’Nothing ails
me in body but old age. Twenty-five, Sir.’
‘You are as punctual and exact,
Mr Gills,’ replied the smiling Manager, taking
a paper from one of his many drawers, and making an
endorsement on it, while Uncle Sol looked over him,
’as one of your own chronometers. Quite
right.’
‘The Son and Heir has not been
spoken, I find by the list, Sir,’ said Uncle
Sol, with a slight addition to the usual tremor in
his voice.
‘The Son and Heir has not been
spoken,’ returned Carker. ’There seems
to have been tempestuous weather, Mr Gills, and she
has probably been driven out of her course.’
‘She is safe, I trust in Heaven!’ said
old Sol.
‘She is safe, I trust in Heaven!’
assented Mr Carker in that voiceless manner of his:
which made the observant young Toodle tremble again.
’Mr Gills,’ he added aloud, throwing himself
back in his chair, ’you must miss your nephew
very much?’
Uncle Sol, standing by him, shook
his head and heaved a deep sigh.
‘Mr Gills,’ said Carker,
with his soft hand playing round his mouth, and looking
up into the Instrument-maker’s face, ’it
would be company to you to have a young fellow in
your shop just now, and it would be obliging me if
you would give one house-room for the present.
No, to be sure,’ he added quickly, in anticipation
of what the old man was going to say, ’there’s
not much business doing there, I know; but you can
make him clean the place out, polish up the instruments;
drudge, Mr Gills. That’s the lad!’
Sol Gills pulled down his spectacles
from his forehead to his eyes, and looked at Toodle
Junior standing upright in the corner: his head
presenting the appearance (which it always did) of
having been newly drawn out of a bucket of cold water;
his small waistcoat rising and falling quickly in
the play of his emotions; and his eyes intently fixed
on Mr Carker, without the least reference to his proposed
master.
‘Will you give him house-room,
Mr Gills?’ said the Manager.
Old Sol, without being quite enthusiastic
on the subject, replied that he was glad of any opportunity,
however slight, to oblige Mr Carker, whose wish on
such a point was a command: and that the wooden
Midshipman would consider himself happy to receive
in his berth any visitor of Mr Carker’s selecting.
Mr Carker bared himself to the tops
and bottoms of his gums: making the watchful
Toodle Junior tremble more and more: and acknowledged
the Instrument-maker’s politeness in his most
affable manner.
‘I’ll dispose of him so,
then, Mr Gills,’ he answered, rising, and shaking
the old man by the hand, ’until I make up my
mind what to do with him, and what he deserves.
As I consider myself responsible for him, Mr Gills,’
here he smiled a wide smile at Rob, who shook before
it: ’I shall be glad if you’ll look
sharply after him, and report his behaviour to me.
I’ll ask a question or two of his parents as
I ride home this afternoon respectable
people to confirm some particulars in his
own account of himself; and that done, Mr Gills, I’ll
send him round to you to-morrow morning. Goodbye!’
His smile at parting was so full of
teeth, that it confused old Sol, and made him vaguely
uncomfortable. He went home, thinking of raging
seas, foundering ships, drowning men, an ancient bottle
of Madeira never brought to light, and other dismal
matters.
‘Now, boy!’ said Mr Carker,
putting his hand on young Toodle’s shoulder,
and bringing him out into the middle of the room.
‘You have heard me?’
Rob said, ‘Yes, Sir.’
‘Perhaps you understand,’
pursued his patron, ’that if you ever deceive
or play tricks with me, you had better have drowned
yourself, indeed, once for all, before you came here?’
There was nothing in any branch of
mental acquisition that Rob seemed to understand better
than that.
‘If you have lied to me,’
said Mr Carker, ’in anything, never come in my
way again. If not, you may let me find you waiting
for me somewhere near your mother’s house this
afternoon. I shall leave this at five o’clock,
and ride there on horseback. Now, give me the
address.’
Rob repeated it slowly, as Mr Carker
wrote it down. Rob even spelt it over a second
time, letter by letter, as if he thought that the omission
of a dot or scratch would lead to his destruction.
Mr Carker then handed him out of the room; and Rob,
keeping his round eyes fixed upon his patron to the
last, vanished for the time being.
Mr Carker the Manager did a great
deal of business in the course of the day, and stowed
his teeth upon a great many people. In the office,
in the court, in the street, and on ’Change,
they glistened and bristled to a terrible extent.
Five o’clock arriving, and with it Mr Carker’s
bay horse, they got on horseback, and went gleaming
up Cheapside.
As no one can easily ride fast, even
if inclined to do so, through the press and throng
of the City at that hour, and as Mr Carker was not
inclined, he went leisurely along, picking his way
among the carts and carriages, avoiding whenever he
could the wetter and more dirty places in the over-watered
road, and taking infinite pains to keep himself and
his steed clean. Glancing at the passersby while
he was thus ambling on his way, he suddenly encountered
the round eyes of the sleek-headed Rob intently fixed
upon his face as if they had never been taken off,
while the boy himself, with a pocket-handkerchief
twisted up like a speckled eel and girded round his
waist, made a very conspicuous demonstration of being
prepared to attend upon him, at whatever pace he might
think proper to go.
This attention, however flattering,
being one of an unusual kind, and attracting some
notice from the other passengers, Mr Carker took advantage
of a clearer thoroughfare and a cleaner road, and broke
into a trot. Rob immediately did the same.
Mr Carker presently tried a canter; Rob Was still
in attendance. Then a short gallop; it Was all
one to the boy. Whenever Mr Carker turned his
eyes to that side of the road, he still saw Toodle
Junior holding his course, apparently without distress,
and working himself along by the elbows after the most
approved manner of professional gentlemen who get
over the ground for wagers.
Ridiculous as this attendance was,
it was a sign of an influence established over the
boy, and therefore Mr Carker, affecting not to notice
it, rode away into the neighbourhood of Mr Toodle’s
house. On his slackening his pace here, Rob appeared
before him to point out the turnings; and when he
called to a man at a neighbouring gateway to hold
his horse, pending his visit to the buildings that
had succeeded Staggs’s Gardens, Rob dutifully
held the stirrup, while the Manager dismounted.
‘Now, Sir,’ said Mr Carker,
taking him by the shoulder, ‘come along!’
The prodigal son was evidently nervous
of visiting the parental abode; but Mr Carker pushing
him on before, he had nothing for it but to open the
right door, and suffer himself to be walked into the
midst of his brothers and sisters, mustered in overwhelming
force round the family tea-table. At sight of
the prodigal in the grasp of a stranger, these tender
relations united in a general howl, which smote upon
the prodigal’s breast so sharply when he saw
his mother stand up among them, pale and trembling,
with the baby in her arms, that he lent his own voice
to the chorus.
Nothing doubting now that the stranger,
if not Mr Ketch’ in person, was one of that
company, the whole of the young family wailed the louder,
while its more infantine members, unable to control
the transports of emotion appertaining to their time
of life, threw themselves on their backs like young
birds when terrified by a hawk, and kicked violently.
At length, poor Polly making herself audible, said,
with quivering lips, ‘Oh Rob, my poor boy, what
have you done at last!’
‘Nothing, mother,’ cried
Rob, in a piteous voice, ‘ask the gentleman!’
‘Don’t be alarmed,’
said Mr Carker, ‘I want to do him good.’
At this announcement, Polly, who had
not cried yet, began to do so. The elder Toodles,
who appeared to have been meditating a rescue, unclenched
their fists. The younger Toodles clustered round
their mother’s gown, and peeped from under their
own chubby arms at their desperado brother and his
unknown friend. Everybody blessed the gentleman
with the beautiful teeth, who wanted to do good.
‘This fellow,’ said Mr
Carker to Polly, giving him a gentle shake, ’is
your son, eh, Ma’am?’
‘Yes, Sir,’ sobbed Polly, with a curtsey;
‘yes, Sir.’
‘A bad son, I am afraid?’ said Mr Carker.
‘Never a bad son to me, Sir,’ returned
Polly.
‘To whom then?’ demanded Mr Carker.
‘He has been a little wild,
Sir,’ returned Polly, checking the baby, who
was making convulsive efforts with his arms and legs
to launch himself on Biler, through the ambient air,
’and has gone with wrong companions: but
I hope he has seen the misery of that, Sir, and will
do well again.’
Mr Carker looked at Polly, and the
clean room, and the clean children, and the simple
Toodle face, combined of father and mother, that was
reflected and repeated everywhere about him and
seemed to have achieved the real purpose of his visit.
‘Your husband, I take it, is not at home?’
he said.
‘No, Sir,’ replied Polly. ‘He’s
down the line at present.’
The prodigal Rob seemed very much
relieved to hear it: though still in the absorption
of all his faculties in his patron, he hardly took
his eyes from Mr Carker’s face, unless for a
moment at a time to steal a sorrowful glance at his
mother.
‘Then,’ said Mr Carker,
’I’ll tell you how I have stumbled on this
boy of yours, and who I am, and what I am going to
do for him.’
This Mr Carker did, in his own way;
saying that he at first intended to have accumulated
nameless terrors on his presumptuous head, for coming
to the whereabout of Dombey and Son. That he had
relented, in consideration of his youth, his professed
contrition, and his friends. That he was afraid
he took a rash step in doing anything for the boy,
and one that might expose him to the censure of the
prudent; but that he did it of himself and for himself,
and risked the consequences single-handed; and that
his mother’s past connexion with Mr Dombey’s
family had nothing to do with it, and that Mr Dombey
had nothing to do with it, but that he, Mr Carker,
was the be-all and the end-all of this business.
Taking great credit to himself for his goodness, and
receiving no less from all the family then present,
Mr Carker signified, indirectly but still pretty plainly,
that Rob’s implicit fidelity, attachment, and
devotion, were for evermore his due, and the least
homage he could receive. And with this great truth
Rob himself was so impressed, that, standing gazing
on his patron with tears rolling down his cheeks,
he nodded his shiny head until it seemed almost as
loose as it had done under the same patron’s
hands that morning.
Polly, who had passed Heaven knows
how many sleepless nights on account of this her dissipated
firstborn, and had not seen him for weeks and weeks,
could have almost kneeled to Mr Carker the Manager,
as to a Good Spirit in spite of his teeth.
But Mr Carker rising to depart, she only thanked him
with her mother’s prayers and blessings; thanks
so rich when paid out of the Heart’s mint, especially
for any service Mr Carker had rendered, that he might
have given back a large amount of change, and yet
been overpaid.
As that gentleman made his way among
the crowding children to the door, Rob retreated on
his mother, and took her and the baby in the same
repentant hug.
‘I’ll try hard, dear mother,
now. Upon my soul I will!’ said Rob.
‘Oh do, my dear boy! I
am sure you will, for our sakes and your own!’
cried Polly, kissing him. ’But you’re
coming back to speak to me, when you have seen the
gentleman away?’
‘I don’t know, mother.’
Rob hesitated, and looked down. ’Father when’s
he coming home?’
‘Not till two o’clock to-morrow morning.’
‘I’ll come back, mother
dear!’ cried Rob. And passing through the
shrill cry of his brothers and sisters in reception
of this promise, he followed Mr Carker out.
‘What!’ said Mr Carker,
who had heard this. ’You have a bad father,
have you?’
‘No, Sir!’ returned Rob,
amazed. ’There ain’t a better nor
a kinder father going, than mine is.’
‘Why don’t you want to
see him then?’ inquired his patron.
‘There’s such a difference
between a father and a mother, Sir,’ said Rob,
after faltering for a moment. ’He couldn’t
hardly believe yet that I was doing to do better though
I know he’d try to but a mother she
always believes what’s,’ good, Sir; at
least I know my mother does, God bless her!’
Mr Carker’s mouth expanded,
but he said no more until he was mounted on his horse,
and had dismissed the man who held it, when, looking
down from the saddle steadily into the attentive and
watchful face of the boy, he said:
’You’ll come to me tomorrow
morning, and you shall be shown where that old gentleman
lives; that old gentleman who was with me this morning;
where you are going, as you heard me say.’
‘Yes, Sir,’ returned Rob.
’I have a great interest in
that old gentleman, and in serving him, you serve
me, boy, do you understand? Well,’ he added,
interrupting him, for he saw his round face brighten
when he was told that: ’I see you do.
I want to know all about that old gentleman, and how
he goes on from day to day for I am anxious
to be of service to him and especially who
comes there to see him. Do you understand?’
Rob nodded his steadfast face, and
said ‘Yes, Sir,’ again.
’I should like to know that
he has friends who are attentive to him, and that
they don’t desert him for he lives
very much alone now, poor fellow; but that they are
fond of him, and of his nephew who has gone abroad.
There is a very young lady who may perhaps come to
see him. I want particularly to know all about
her.’
‘I’ll take care, Sir,’ said the
boy.
‘And take care,’ returned
his patron, bending forward to advance his grinning
face closer to the boy’s, and pat him on the
shoulder with the handle of his whip: ’take
care you talk about affairs of mine to nobody but
me.’
‘To nobody in the world, Sir,’
replied Rob, shaking his head.
‘Neither there,’ said
Mr Carker, pointing to the place they had just left,
’nor anywhere else. I’ll try how true
and grateful you can be. I’ll prove you!’
Making this, by his display of teeth and by the action
of his head, as much a threat as a promise, he turned
from Rob’s eyes, which were nailed upon him
as if he had won the boy by a charm, body and soul,
and rode away. But again becoming conscious, after
trotting a short distance, that his devoted henchman,
girt as before, was yielding him the same attendance,
to the great amusement of sundry spectators, he reined
up, and ordered him off. To ensure his obedience,
he turned in the saddle and watched him as he retired.
It was curious to see that even then Rob could not
keep his eyes wholly averted from his patron’s
face, but, constantly turning and turning again to
look after him’ involved himself in a tempest
of buffetings and jostlings from the other passengers
in the street: of which, in the pursuit of the
one paramount idea, he was perfectly heedless.
Mr Carker the Manager rode on at a
foot-pace, with the easy air of one who had performed
all the business of the day in a satisfactory manner,
and got it comfortably off his mind. Complacent
and affable as man could be, Mr Carker picked his
way along the streets and hummed a soft tune as he
went He seemed to purr, he was so glad.
And in some sort, Mr Carker, in his
fancy, basked upon a hearth too. Coiled up snugly
at certain feet, he was ready for a spring, Or for
a tear, or for a scratch, or for a velvet touch, as
the humour took him and occasion served. Was
there any bird in a cage, that came in for a share
of his regards?
‘A very young lady!’ thought
Mr Carker the Manager, through his song. ’Ay!
when I saw her last, she was a little child. With
dark eyes and hair, I recollect, and a good face;
a very good face! I daresay she’s pretty.’
More affable and pleasant yet, and
humming his song until his many teeth vibrated to
it, Mr Carker picked his way along, and turned at last
into the shady street where Mr Dombey’s house
stood. He had been so busy, winding webs round
good faces, and obscuring them with meshes, that he
hardly thought of being at this point of his ride,
until, glancing down the cold perspective of tall
houses, he reined in his horse quickly within a few
yards of the door. But to explain why Mr Carker
reined in his horse quickly, and what he looked at
in no small surprise, a few digressive words are necessary.
Mr Toots, emancipated from the Blimber
thraldom and coming into the possession of a certain
portion of his worldly wealth, ‘which,’
as he had been wont, during his last half-year’s
probation, to communicate to Mr Feeder every evening
as a new discovery, ’the executors couldn’t
keep him out of’ had applied himself with great
diligence, to the science of Life. Fired with
a noble emulation to pursue a brilliant and distinguished
career, Mr Toots had furnished a choice set of apartments;
had established among them a sporting bower, embellished
with the portraits of winning horses, in which he
took no particle of interest; and a divan, which made
him poorly. In this delicious abode, Mr Toots
devoted himself to the cultivation of those gentle
arts which refine and humanise existence, his chief
instructor in which was an interesting character called
the Game Chicken, who was always to be heard of at
the bar of the Black Badger, wore a shaggy white great-coat
in the warmest weather, and knocked Mr Toots about
the head three times a week, for the small consideration
of ten and six per visit.
The Game Chicken, who was quite the
Apollo of Mr Toots’s Pantheon, had introduced
to him a marker who taught billiards, a Life Guard
who taught fencing, a jobmaster who taught riding,
a Cornish gentleman who was up to anything in the
athletic line, and two or three other friends connected
no less intimately with the fine arts. Under whose
auspices Mr Toots could hardly fail to improve apace,
and under whose tuition he went to work.
But however it came about, it came
to pass, even while these gentlemen had the gloss
of novelty upon them, that Mr Toots felt, he didn’t
know how, unsettled and uneasy. There were husks
in his corn, that even Game Chickens couldn’t
peck up; gloomy giants in his leisure, that even Game
Chickens couldn’t knock down. Nothing seemed
to do Mr Toots so much good as incessantly leaving
cards at Mr Dombey’s door. No taxgatherer
in the British Dominions that wide-spread
territory on which the sun never sets, and where the
tax-gatherer never goes to bed was more
regular and persevering in his calls than Mr Toots.
Mr Toots never went upstairs; and
always performed the same ceremonies, richly dressed
for the purpose, at the hall door.
‘Oh! Good morning!’
would be Mr Toots’s first remark to the servant.
‘For Mr Dombey,’ would be Mr Toots’s
next remark, as he handed in a card. ‘For
Miss Dombey,’ would be his next, as he handed
in another.
Mr Toots would then turn round as
if to go away; but the man knew him by this time,
and knew he wouldn’t.
‘Oh, I beg your pardon,’
Mr Toots would say, as if a thought had suddenly descended
on him. ‘Is the young woman at home?’
The man would rather think she was,
but wouldn’t quite know. Then he would
ring a bell that rang upstairs, and would look up the
staircase, and would say, yes, she was at home, and
was coming down. Then Miss Nipper would appear,
and the man would retire.
‘Oh! How de do?’
Mr Toots would say, with a chuckle and a blush.
Susan would thank him, and say she was very well.
‘How’s Diogenes going on?’ would
be Mr Toots’s second interrogation.
Very well indeed. Miss Florence
was fonder and fonder of him every day. Mr Toots
was sure to hail this with a burst of chuckles, like
the opening of a bottle of some effervescent beverage.
‘Miss Florence is quite well, Sir,’ Susan
would add.
Oh, it’s of no consequence,
thank’ee,’ was the invariable reply of
Mr Toots; and when he had said so, he always went
away very fast.
Now it is certain that Mr Toots had
a filmy something in his mind, which led him to conclude
that if he could aspire successfully in the fulness
of time, to the hand of Florence, he would be fortunate
and blest. It is certain that Mr Toots, by some
remote and roundabout road, had got to that point,
and that there he made a stand. His heart was
wounded; he was touched; he was in love. He had
made a desperate attempt, one night, and had sat up
all night for the purpose, to write an acrostic on
Florence, which affected him to tears in the conception.
But he never proceeded in the execution further than
the words ’For when I gaze,’ the
flow of imagination in which he had previously written
down the initial letters of the other seven lines,
deserting him at that point.
Beyond devising that very artful and
politic measure of leaving a card for Mr Dombey daily,
the brain of Mr Toots had not worked much in reference
to the subject that held his feelings prisoner.
But deep consideration at length assured Mr Toots
that an important step to gain, was, the conciliation
of Miss Susan Nipper, preparatory to giving her some
inkling of his state of mind.
A little light and playful gallantry
towards this lady seemed the means to employ in that
early chapter of the history, for winning her to his
interests. Not being able quite to make up his
mind about it, he consulted the Chicken without
taking that gentleman into his confidence; merely
informing him that a friend in Yorkshire had written
to him (Mr Toots) for his opinion on such a question.
The Chicken replying that his opinion always was,
‘Go in and win,’ and further, ‘When
your man’s before you and your work cut out,
go in and do it,’ Mr Toots considered this a
figurative way of supporting his own view of the case,
and heroically resolved to kiss Miss Nipper next day.
Upon the next day, therefore, Mr Toots,
putting into requisition some of the greatest marvels
that Burgess and Co. had ever turned out, went off
to Mr Dombey’s upon this design. But his
heart failed him so much as he approached the scene
of action, that, although he arrived on the ground
at three o’clock in the afternoon, it was six
before he knocked at the door.
Everything happened as usual, down
to the point where Susan said her young mistress was
well, and Mr Toots said it was of no consequence.
To her amazement, Mr Toots, instead of going off,
like a rocket, after that observation, lingered and
chuckled.
‘Perhaps you’d like to walk upstairs,
Sir!’ said Susan.
‘Well, I think I will come in!’ said Mr
Toots.
But instead of walking upstairs, the
bold Toots made an awkward plunge at Susan when the
door was shut, and embracing that fair creature, kissed
her on the cheek.
‘Go along with you!’ cried Susan, ‘or
Ill tear your eyes out.’
‘Just another!’ said Mr Toots.
‘Go along with you!’ exclaimed
Susan, giving him a push ’Innocents like you,
too! Who’ll begin next? Go along, Sir!’
Susan was not in any serious strait,
for she could hardly speak for laughing; but Diogenes,
on the staircase, hearing a rustling against the wall,
and a shuffling of feet, and seeing through the banisters
that there was some contention going on, and foreign
invasion in the house, formed a different opinion,
dashed down to the rescue, and in the twinkling of
an eye had Mr Toots by the leg.
Susan screamed, laughed, opened the
street-door, and ran downstairs; the bold Toots tumbled
staggering out into the street, with Diogenes holding
on to one leg of his pantaloons, as if Burgess and
Co. were his cooks, and had provided that dainty morsel
for his holiday entertainment; Diogenes shaken off,
rolled over and over in the dust, got up’ again,
whirled round the giddy Toots and snapped at him:
and all this turmoil Mr Carker, reigning up his horse
and sitting a little at a distance, saw to his amazement,
issue from the stately house of Mr Dombey.
Mr Carker remained watching the discomfited
Toots, when Diogenes was called in, and the door shut:
and while that gentleman, taking refuge in a doorway
near at hand, bound up the torn leg of his pantaloons
with a costly silk handkerchief that had formed part
of his expensive outfit for the advent.
‘I beg your pardon, Sir,’
said Mr Carker, riding up, with his most propitiatory
smile. ‘I hope you are not hurt?’
‘Oh no, thank you,’ replied
Mr Toots, raising his flushed face, ’it’s
of no consequence’ Mr Toots would have signified,
if he could, that he liked it very much.
‘If the dog’s teeth have
entered the leg, Sir ’ began Carker,
with a display of his own.
‘No, thank you,’ said
Mr Toots, ’it’s all quite right. It’s
very comfortable, thank you.’
‘I have the pleasure of knowing
Mr Dombey,’ observed Carker.
‘Have you though?’ rejoined the blushing
Took
‘And you will allow me, perhaps,
to apologise, in his absence,’ said Mr Carker,
taking off his hat, ’for such a misadventure,
and to wonder how it can possibly have happened.’
Mr Toots is so much gratified by this
politeness, and the lucky chance of making friends
with a friend of Mr Dombey, that he pulls out his
card-case which he never loses an opportunity of using,
and hands his name and address to Mr Carker:
who responds to that courtesy by giving him his own,
and with that they part.
As Mr Carker picks his way so softly
past the house, looking up at the windows, and trying
to make out the pensive face behind the curtain looking
at the children opposite, the rough head of Diogenes
came clambering up close by it, and the dog, regardless
of all soothing, barks and growls, and makes at him
from that height, as if he would spring down and tear
him limb from limb.
Well spoken, Di, so near your Mistress!
Another, and another with your head up, your eyes
flashing, and your vexed mouth worrying itself, for
want of him! Another, as he picks his way along!
You have a good scent, Di, cats, boy, cats!