The tidings of my high fortunes having
had a heavy fall had got down to my native place and
its neighborhood before I got there. I found the
Blue Boar in possession of the intelligence, and I
found that it made a great change in the Boar’s
demeanour. Whereas the Boar had cultivated my
good opinion with warm assiduity when I was coming
into property, the Boar was exceedingly cool on the
subject now that I was going out of property.
It was evening when I arrived, much
fatigued by the journey I had so often made so easily.
The Boar could not put me into my usual bedroom, which
was engaged (probably by some one who had expectations),
and could only assign me a very indifferent chamber
among the pigeons and post-chaises up the yard.
But I had as sound a sleep in that lodging as in the
most superior accommodation the Boar could have given
me, and the quality of my dreams was about the same
as in the best bedroom.
Early in the morning, while my breakfast
was getting ready, I strolled round by Satîs
House. There were printed bills on the gate and
on bits of carpet hanging out of the windows, announcing
a sale by auction of the Household Furniture and Effects,
next week. The House itself was to be sold as
old building materials, and pulled down. Lot
1 was marked in whitewashed knock-knee letters on
the brew house; lot 2 on that part of the main
building which had been so long shut up. Other
lots were marked off on other parts of the structure,
and the ivy had been torn down to make room for the
inscriptions, and much of it trailed low in the dust
and was withered already. Stepping in for a moment
at the open gate, and looking around me with the uncomfortable
air of a stranger who had no business there, I saw
the auctioneer’s clerk walking on the casks and
telling them off for the information of a catalogue-compiler,
pen in hand, who made a temporary desk of the wheeled
chair I had so often pushed along to the tune of Old
Clem.
When I got back to my breakfast in
the Boar’s coffee-room, I found Mr. Pumblechook
conversing with the landlord. Mr. Pumblechook
(not improved in appearance by his late nocturnal
adventure) was waiting for me, and addressed me in
the following terms:
“Young man, I am sorry to see
you brought low. But what else could be expected!
what else could be expected!”
As he extended his hand with a magnificently
forgiving air, and as I was broken by illness and
unfit to quarrel, I took it.
“William,” said Mr. Pumblechook
to the waiter, “put a muffin on table.
And has it come to this! Has it come to this!”
I frowningly sat down to my breakfast.
Mr. Pumblechook stood over me and poured out my tea before
I could touch the teapot with the air of
a benefactor who was resolved to be true to the last.
“William,” said Mr. Pumblechook,
mournfully, “put the salt on. In happier
times,” addressing me, “I think you took
sugar? And did you take milk? You did.
Sugar and milk. William, bring a watercress.”
“Thank you,” said I, shortly,
“but I don’t eat watercresses.”
“You don’t eat ’em,”
returned Mr. Pumblechook, sighing and nodding his
head several times, as if he might have expected that,
and as if abstinence from watercresses were consistent
with my downfall. “True. The simple
fruits of the earth. No. You needn’t
bring any, William.”
I went on with my breakfast, and Mr.
Pumblechook continued to stand over me, staring fishily
and breathing noisily, as he always did.
“Little more than skin and bone!”
mused Mr. Pumblechook, aloud. “And yet
when he went from here (I may say with my blessing),
and I spread afore him my humble store, like the Bee,
he was as plump as a Peach!”
This reminded me of the wonderful
difference between the servile manner in which he
had offered his hand in my new prosperity, saying,
“May I?” and the ostentatious clemency
with which he had just now exhibited the same fat
five fingers.
“Hah!” he went on, handing
me the bread and butter. “And air you a
going to Joseph?”
“In heaven’s name,”
said I, firing in spite of myself, “what does
it matter to you where I am going? Leave that
teapot alone.”
It was the worst course I could have
taken, because it gave Pumblechook the opportunity
he wanted.
“Yes, young man,” said
he, releasing the handle of the article in question,
retiring a step or two from my table, and speaking
for the behoof of the landlord and waiter at the door,
“I will leave that teapot alone. You are
right, young man. For once you are right.
I forgit myself when I take such an interest in your
breakfast, as to wish your frame, exhausted by the
debilitating effects of prodigygality, to be stimilated
by the ’olesome nourishment of your forefathers.
And yet,” said Pumblechook, turning to the landlord
and waiter, and pointing me out at arm’s length,
“this is him as I ever sported with in his days
of happy infancy! Tell me not it cannot be; I
tell you this is him!”
A low murmur from the two replied.
The waiter appeared to be particularly affected.
“This is him,” said Pumblechook,
“as I have rode in my shay-cart. This is
him as I have seen brought up by hand. This is
him untoe the sister of which I was uncle by marriage,
as her name was Georgiana M’ria from her own
mother, let him deny it if he can!”
The waiter seemed convinced that I
could not deny it, and that it gave the case a black
look.
“Young man,” said Pumblechook,
screwing his head at me in the old fashion, “you
air a going to Joseph. What does it matter to
me, you ask me, where you air a going? I say
to you, Sir, you air a going to Joseph.”
The waiter coughed, as if he modestly
invited me to get over that.
“Now,” said Pumblechook,
and all this with a most exasperating air of saying
in the cause of virtue what was perfectly convincing
and conclusive, “I will tell you what to say
to Joseph. Here is Squires of the Boar present,
known and respected in this town, and here is William,
which his father’s name was Potkins if I do not
deceive myself.”
“You do not, sir,” said William.
“In their presence,” pursued
Pumblechook, “I will tell you, young man, what
to say to Joseph. Says you, “Joseph, I have
this day seen my earliest benefactor and the founder
of my fortun’s. I will name no names, Joseph,
but so they are pleased to call him up town, and I
have seen that man.”
“I swear I don’t see him here,”
said I.
“Say that likewise,” retorted
Pumblechook. “Say you said that, and even
Joseph will probably betray surprise.”
“There you quite mistake him,” said I.
“I know better.”
“Says you,” Pumblechook
went on, “’Joseph, I have seen that man,
and that man bears you no malice and bears me no malice.
He knows your character, Joseph, and is well acquainted
with your pig-headedness and ignorance; and he knows
my character, Joseph, and he knows my want of gratitoode.
Yes, Joseph,’ says you,” here Pumblechook
shook his head and hand at me, “’he knows
my total deficiency of common human gratitoode.
He knows it, Joseph, as none can. You do not know
it, Joseph, having no call to know it, but that man
do.’”
Windy donkey as he was, it really
amazed me that he could have the face to talk thus
to mine.
“Says you, ’Joseph, he
gave me a little message, which I will now repeat.
It was that, in my being brought low, he saw the finger
of Providence. He knowed that finger when he
saw Joseph, and he saw it plain. It pinted out
this writing, Joseph. Reward of ingratitoode to
his earliest benefactor, and founder of fortun’s.
But that man said he did not repent of what he had
done, Joseph. Not at all. It was right to
do it, it was kind to do it, it was benevolent to
do it, and he would do it again.’”
“It’s pity,” said
I, scornfully, as I finished my interrupted breakfast,
“that the man did not say what he had done and
would do again.”
“Squires of the Boar!”
Pumblechook was now addressing the landlord, “and
William! I have no objections to your mentioning,
either up town or down town, if such should be your
wishes, that it was right to do it, kind to do it,
benevolent to do it, and that I would do it again.”
With those words the Impostor shook
them both by the hand, with an air, and left the house;
leaving me much more astonished than delighted by
the virtues of that same indefinite “it.”
I was not long after him in leaving the house too,
and when I went down the High Street I saw him holding
forth (no doubt to the same effect) at his shop door
to a select group, who honored me with very unfavorable
glances as I passed on the opposite side of the way.
But, it was only the pleasanter to
turn to Biddy and to Joe, whose great forbearance
shone more brightly than before, if that could be,
contrasted with this brazen pretender. I went
towards them slowly, for my limbs were weak, but with
a sense of increasing relief as I drew nearer to them,
and a sense of leaving arrogance and untruthfulness
further and further behind.
The June weather was delicious.
The sky was blue, the larks were soaring high over
the green corn, I thought all that countryside more
beautiful and peaceful by far than I had ever known
it to be yet. Many pleasant pictures of the life
that I would lead there, and of the change for the
better that would come over my character when I had
a guiding spirit at my side whose simple faith and
clear home wisdom I had proved, beguiled my way.
They awakened a tender emotion in me; for my heart
was softened by my return, and such a change had come
to pass, that I felt like one who was toiling home
barefoot from distant travel, and whose wanderings
had lasted many years.
The schoolhouse where Biddy was mistress
I had never seen; but, the little roundabout lane
by which I entered the village, for quietness’
sake, took me past it. I was disappointed to find
that the day was a holiday; no children were there,
and Biddy’s house was closed. Some hopeful
notion of seeing her, busily engaged in her daily duties,
before she saw me, had been in my mind and was defeated.
But the forge was a very short distance
off, and I went towards it under the sweet green limes,
listening for the clink of Joe’s hammer.
Long after I ought to have heard it, and long after
I had fancied I heard it and found it but a fancy,
all was still. The limes were there, and the
white thorns were there, and the chestnut-trees were
there, and their leaves rustled harmoniously when
I stopped to listen; but, the clink of Joe’s
hammer was not in the midsummer wind.
Almost fearing, without knowing why,
to come in view of the forge, I saw it at last, and
saw that it was closed. No gleam of fire, no glittering
shower of sparks, no roar of bellows; all shut up,
and still.
But the house was not deserted, and
the best parlor seemed to be in use, for there were
white curtains fluttering in its window, and the window
was open and gay with flowers. I went softly towards
it, meaning to peep over the flowers, when Joe and
Biddy stood before me, arm in arm.
At first Biddy gave a cry, as if she
thought it was my apparition, but in another moment
she was in my embrace. I wept to see her, and
she wept to see me; I, because she looked so fresh
and pleasant; she, because I looked so worn and white.
“But dear Biddy, how smart you are!”
“Yes, dear Pip.”
“And Joe, how smart you are!”
“Yes, dear old Pip, old chap.”
I looked at both of them, from one to the other, and
then
“It’s my wedding-day!”
cried Biddy, in a burst of happiness, “and I
am married to Joe!”
They had taken me into the kitchen,
and I had laid my head down on the old deal table.
Biddy held one of my hands to her lips, and Joe’s
restoring touch was on my shoulder. “Which
he warn’t strong enough, my dear, fur to be
surprised,” said Joe. And Biddy said, “I
ought to have thought of it, dear Joe, but I was too
happy.” They were both so overjoyed to
see me, so proud to see me, so touched by my coming
to them, so delighted that I should have come by accident
to make their day complete!
My first thought was one of great
thankfulness that I had never breathed this last baffled
hope to Joe. How often, while he was with me in
my illness, had it risen to my lips! How irrevocable
would have been his knowledge of it, if he had remained
with me but another hour!
“Dear Biddy,” said I,
“you have the best husband in the whole world,
and if you could have seen him by my bed you would
have But no, you couldn’t love him
better than you do.”
“No, I couldn’t indeed,” said Biddy.
“And, dear Joe, you have the
best wife in the whole world, and she will make you
as happy as even you deserve to be, you dear, good,
noble Joe!”
Joe looked at me with a quivering
lip, and fairly put his sleeve before his eyes.
“And Joe and Biddy both, as
you have been to church to-day, and are in charity
and love with all mankind, receive my humble thanks
for all you have done for me, and all I have so ill
repaid! And when I say that I am going away within
the hour, for I am soon going abroad, and that I shall
never rest until I have worked for the money with which
you have kept me out of prison, and have sent it to
you, don’t think, dear Joe and Biddy, that if
I could repay it a thousand times over, I suppose I
could cancel a farthing of the debt I owe you, or
that I would do so if I could!”
They were both melted by these words,
and both entreated me to say no more.
“But I must say more. Dear
Joe, I hope you will have children to love, and that
some little fellow will sit in this chimney-corner
of a winter night, who may remind you of another little
fellow gone out of it for ever. Don’t tell
him, Joe, that I was thankless; don’t tell him,
Biddy, that I was ungenerous and unjust; only tell
him that I honored you both, because you were both
so good and true, and that, as your child, I said
it would be natural to him to grow up a much better
man than I did.”
“I ain’t a going,”
said Joe, from behind his sleeve, “to tell him
nothink o’ that natur, Pip. Nor Biddy ain’t.
Nor yet no one ain’t.”
“And now, though I know you
have already done it in your own kind hearts, pray
tell me, both, that you forgive me! Pray let me
hear you say the words, that I may carry the sound
of them away with me, and then I shall be able to
believe that you can trust me, and think better of
me, in the time to come!”
“O dear old Pip, old chap,”
said Joe. “God knows as I forgive you, if
I have anythink to forgive!”
“Amen! And God knows I do!” echoed
Biddy.
“Now let me go up and look at
my old little room, and rest there a few minutes by
myself. And then, when I have eaten and drunk
with you, go with me as far as the finger-post, dear
Joe and Biddy, before we say good by!”
I sold all I had, and put aside as
much as I could, for a composition with my creditors, who
gave me ample time to pay them in full, and
I went out and joined Herbert. Within a month,
I had quitted England, and within two months I was
clerk to Clarriker and Co., and within four months
I assumed my first undivided responsibility. For
the beam across the parlor ceiling at Mill Pond Bank
had then ceased to tremble under old Bill Barley’s
growls and was at peace, and Herbert had gone away
to marry Clara, and I was left in sole charge of the
Eastern Branch until he brought her back.
Many a year went round before I was
a partner in the House; but I lived happily with Herbert
and his wife, and lived frugally, and paid my debts,
and maintained a constant correspondence with Biddy
and Joe. It was not until I became third in the
Firm, that Clarriker betrayed me to Herbert; but he
then declared that the secret of Herbert’s partnership
had been long enough upon his conscience, and he must
tell it. So he told it, and Herbert was as much
moved as amazed, and the dear fellow and I were not
the worse friends for the long concealment. I
must not leave it to be supposed that we were ever
a great House, or that we made mints of money.
We were not in a grand way of business, but we had
a good name, and worked for our profits, and did very
well. We owed so much to Herbert’s ever
cheerful industry and readiness, that I often wondered
how I had conceived that old idea of his inaptitude,
until I was one day enlightened by the reflection,
that perhaps the inaptitude had never been in him
at all, but had been in me.