MORE BIRDS OF PREY
Rogue Riderhood dwelt deep and dark
in Limehouse Hole, among the riggers, and the mast,
oar and block makers, and the boat-builders, and the
sail-lofts, as in a kind of ship’s hold stored
full of waterside characters, some no better than
himself, some very much better, and none much worse.
The Hole, albeit in a general way not over nice in
its choice of company, was rather shy in reference
to the honour of cultivating the Rogue’s acquaintance;
more frequently giving him the cold shoulder than
the warm hand, and seldom or never drinking with him
unless at his own expense. A part of the Hole,
indeed, contained so much public spirit and private
virtue that not even this strong leverage could move
it to good fellowship with a tainted accuser.
But, there may have been the drawback on this magnanimous
morality, that its exponents held a true witness before
Justice to be the next unneighbourly and accursed
character to a false one.
Had it not been for the daughter whom
he often mentioned, Mr Riderhood might have found
the Hole a mere grave as to any means it would yield
him of getting a living. But Miss Pleasant Riderhood
had some little position and connection in Limehouse
Hole. Upon the smallest of small scales, she
was an unlicensed pawnbroker, keeping what was popularly
called a Leaving Shop, by lending insignificant sums
on insignificant articles of property deposited with
her as security. In her four-and-twentieth year
of life, Pleasant was already in her fifth year of
this way of trade. Her deceased mother had established
the business, and on that parent’s demise she
had appropriated a secret capital of fifteen shillings
to establishing herself in it; the existence of such
capital in a pillow being the last intelligible confidential
communication made to her by the departed, before succumbing
to dropsical conditions of snuff and gin, incompatible
equally with coherence and existence.
Why christened Pleasant, the late
Mrs Riderhood might possibly have been at some time
able to explain, and possibly not. Her daughter
had no information on that point. Pleasant she
found herself, and she couldn’t help it.
She had not been consulted on the question, any more
than on the question of her coming into these terrestrial
parts, to want a name. Similarly, she found herself
possessed of what is colloquially termed a swivel
eye (derived from her father), which she might perhaps
have declined if her sentiments on the subject had
been taken. She was not otherwise positively
ill-looking, though anxious, meagre, of a muddy complexion,
and looking as old again as she really was.
As some dogs have it in the blood,
or are trained, to worry certain creatures to a certain
point, so not to make the comparison disrespectfully Pleasant
Riderhood had it in the blood, or had been trained,
to regard seamen, within certain limits, as her prey.
Show her a man in a blue jacket, and, figuratively
speaking, she pinned him instantly. Yet, all
things considered, she was not of an evil mind or an
unkindly disposition. For, observe how many things
were to be considered according to her own unfortunate
experience. Show Pleasant Riderhood a Wedding
in the street, and she only saw two people taking out
a regular licence to quarrel and fight. Show
her a Christening, and she saw a little heathen personage
having a quite superfluous name bestowed upon it,
inasmuch as it would be commonly addressed by some
abusive epithet: which little personage was not
in the least wanted by anybody, and would be shoved
and banged out of everybody’s way, until it should
grow big enough to shove and bang. Show her a
Funeral, and she saw an unremunerative ceremony in
the nature of a black masquerade, conferring a temporary
gentility on the performers, at an immense expense,
and representing the only formal party ever given
by the deceased. Show her a live father, and
she saw but a duplicate of her own father, who from
her infancy had been taken with fits and starts of
discharging his duty to her, which duty was always
incorporated in the form of a fist or a leathern strap,
and being discharged hurt her. All things considered,
therefore, Pleasant Riderhood was not so very, very
bad. There was even a touch of romance in her of
such romance as could creep into Limehouse Hole and
maybe sometimes of a summer evening, when she stood
with folded arms at her shop-door, looking from the
reeking street to the sky where the sun was setting,
she may have had some vaporous visions of far-off
islands in the southern seas or elsewhere (not being
geographically particular), where it would be good
to roam with a congenial partner among groves of bread-fruit,
waiting for ships to be wafted from the hollow ports
of civilization. For, sailors to be got the better
of, were essential to Miss Pleasant’s Eden.
Not on a summer evening did she come
to her little shop-door, when a certain man standing
over against the house on the opposite side of the
street took notice of her. That was on a cold
shrewd windy evening, after dark. Pleasant Riderhood
shared with most of the lady inhabitants of the Hole,
the peculiarity that her hair was a ragged knot, constantly
coming down behind, and that she never could enter
upon any undertaking without first twisting it into
place. At that particular moment, being newly
come to the threshold to take a look out of doors,
she was winding herself up with both hands after this
fashion. And so prevalent was the fashion, that
on the occasion of a fight or other disturbance in
the Hole, the ladies would be seen flocking from all
quarters universally twisting their back-hair as they
came along, and many of them, in the hurry of the
moment, carrying their back-combs in their mouths.
It was a wretched little shop, with
a roof that any man standing in it could touch with
his hand; little better than a cellar or cave, down
three steps. Yet in its ill-lighted window, among
a flaring handkerchief or two, an old peacoat or so,
a few valueless watches and compasses, a jar of tobacco
and two crossed pipes, a bottle of walnut ketchup,
and some horrible sweets these creature discomforts
serving as a blind to the main business of the Leaving
Shop was displayed the inscription seaman’s
boarding-house.
Taking notice of Pleasant Riderhood
at the door, the man crossed so quickly that she was
still winding herself up, when he stood close before
her.
‘Is your father at home?’ said he.
‘I think he is,’ returned Pleasant, dropping
her arms; ‘come in.’
It was a tentative reply, the man
having a seafaring appearance. Her father was
not at home, and Pleasant knew it. ‘Take
a seat by the fire,’ were her hospitable words
when she had got him in; ’men of your calling
are always welcome here.’
‘Thankee,’ said the man.
His manner was the manner of a sailor,
and his hands were the hands of a sailor, except that
they were smooth. Pleasant had an eye for sailors,
and she noticed the unused colour and texture of the
hands, sunburnt though they were, as sharply as she
noticed their unmistakable looseness and suppleness,
as he sat himself down with his left arm carelessly
thrown across his left leg a little above the knee,
and the right arm as carelessly thrown over the elbow
of the wooden chair, with the hand curved, half open
and half shut, as if it had just let go a rope.
‘Might you be looking for a
Boarding-House?’ Pleasant inquired, taking her
observant stand on one side of the fire.
‘I don’t rightly know my plans yet,’
returned the man.
‘You ain’t looking for a Leaving Shop?’
‘No,’ said the man.
‘No,’ assented Pleasant,
’you’ve got too much of an outfit on you
for that. But if you should want either, this
is both.’
‘Ay, ay!’ said the man,
glancing round the place. ’I know.
I’ve been here before.’
‘Did you Leave anything when
you were here before?’ asked Pleasant, with
a view to principal and interest.
‘No.’ The man shook his head.
‘I am pretty sure you never boarded here?’
‘No.’ The man again shook his head.
‘What did you do here when
you were here before?’ asked Pleasant. ’For
I don’t remember you.’
’It’s not at all likely
you should. I only stood at the door, one night on
the lower step there while a shipmate of
mine looked in to speak to your father. I remember
the place well.’ Looking very curiously
round it.
‘Might that have been long ago?’
‘Ay, a goodish bit ago. When I came off
my last voyage.’
‘Then you have not been to sea lately?’
‘No. Been in the sick bay since then, and
been employed ashore.’
‘Then, to be sure, that accounts for your hands.’
The man with a keen look, a quick
smile, and a change of manner, caught her up.
‘You’re a good observer. Yes.
That accounts for my hands.’
Pleasant was somewhat disquieted by
his look, and returned it suspiciously. Not only
was his change of manner, though very sudden, quite
collected, but his former manner, which he resumed,
had a certain suppressed confidence and sense of power
in it that were half threatening.
‘Will your father be long?’ he inquired.
‘I don’t know. I can’t say.’
’As you supposed he was at home,
it would seem that he has just gone out? How’s
that?’
‘I supposed he had come home,’ Pleasant
explained.
’Oh! You supposed he had
come home? Then he has been some time out?
How’s that?’
‘I don’t want to deceive you. Father’s
on the river in his boat.’
‘At the old work?’ asked the man.
‘I don’t know what you
mean,’ said Pleasant, shrinking a step back.
‘What on earth d’ye want?’
’I don’t want to hurt
your father. I don’t want to say I might,
if I chose. I want to speak to him. Not
much in that, is there? There shall be no secrets
from you; you shall be by. And plainly, Miss Riderhood,
there’s nothing to be got out of me, or made
of me. I am not good for the Leaving Shop, I
am not good for the Boarding-House, I am not good
for anything in your way to the extent of sixpenn’orth
of halfpence. Put the idea aside, and we shall
get on together.’
‘But you’re a seafaring
man?’ argued Pleasant, as if that were a sufficient
reason for his being good for something in her way.
’Yes and no. I have been,
and I may be again. But I am not for you.
Won’t you take my word for it?’
The conversation had arrived at a
crisis to justify Miss Pleasant’s hair in tumbling
down. It tumbled down accordingly, and she twisted
it up, looking from under her bent forehead at the
man. In taking stock of his familiarly worn rough-weather
nautical clothes, piece by piece, she took stock of
a formidable knife in a sheath at his waist ready to
his hand, and of a whistle hanging round his neck,
and of a short jagged knotted club with a loaded head
that peeped out of a pocket of his loose outer jacket
or frock. He sat quietly looking at her; but,
with these appendages partially revealing themselves,
and with a quantity of bristling oakum-coloured head
and whisker, he had a formidable appearance.
‘Won’t you take my word for it?’
he asked again.
Pleasant answered with a short dumb
nod. He rejoined with another short dumb nod.
Then he got up and stood with his arms folded, in front
of the fire, looking down into it occasionally, as
she stood with her arms folded, leaning against the
side of the chimney-piece.
‘To wile away the time till
your father comes,’ he said, ’pray
is there much robbing and murdering of seamen about
the water-side now?’
‘No,’ said Pleasant.
‘Any?’
’Complaints of that sort are
sometimes made, about Ratcliffe and Wapping and up
that way. But who knows how many are true?’
‘To be sure. And it don’t seem necessary.’
‘That’s what I say,’
observed Pleasant. ’Where’s the reason
for it? Bless the sailors, it ain’t as
if they ever could keep what they have, without it.’
’You’re right. Their
money may be soon got out of them, without violence,’
said the man.
‘Of course it may,’ said
Pleasant; ’and then they ship again and get
more. And the best thing for ’em, too, to
ship again as soon as ever they can be brought to
it. They’re never so well off as when they’re
afloat.’
‘I’ll tell you why I ask,’
pursued the visitor, looking up from the fire.
‘I was once beset that way myself, and left for
dead.’
‘No?’ said Pleasant. ‘Where
did it happen?’
‘It happened,’ returned
the man, with a ruminative air, as he drew his right
hand across his chin, and dipped the other in the pocket
of his rough outer coat, ’it happened somewhere
about here as I reckon. I don’t think it
can have been a mile from here.’
‘Were you drunk?’ asked Pleasant.
’I was muddled, but not with
fair drinking. I had not been drinking, you understand.
A mouthful did it.’
Pleasant with a grave look shook her
head; importing that she understood the process, but
decidedly disapproved.
‘Fair trade is one thing,’
said she, ’but that’s another. No
one has a right to carry on with Jack in that
way.’
‘The sentiment does you credit,’
returned the man, with a grim smile; and added, in
a mutter, ’the more so, as I believe it’s
not your father’s. Yes, I had a bad
time of it, that time. I lost everything, and
had a sharp struggle for my life, weak as I was.’
‘Did you get the parties punished?’ asked
Pleasant.
‘A tremendous punishment followed,’
said the man, more seriously; ’but it was not
of my bringing about.’
‘Of whose, then?’ asked Pleasant.
The man pointed upward with his forefinger,
and, slowly recovering that hand, settled his chin
in it again as he looked at the fire. Bringing
her inherited eye to bear upon him, Pleasant Riderhood
felt more and more uncomfortable, his manner was so
mysterious, so stern, so self-possessed.
‘Anyways,’ said the damsel,
’I am glad punishment followed, and I say so.
Fair trade with seafaring men gets a bad name through
deeds of violence. I am as much against deeds
of violence being done to seafaring men, as seafaring
men can be themselves. I am of the same opinion
as my mother was, when she was living. Fair trade,
my mother used to say, but no robbery and no blows.’
In the way of trade Miss Pleasant would have taken and
indeed did take when she could as much as
thirty shillings a week for board that would be dear
at five, and likewise conducted the Leaving business
upon correspondingly equitable principles; yet she
had that tenderness of conscience and those feelings
of humanity, that the moment her ideas of trade were
overstepped, she became the seaman’s champion,
even against her father whom she seldom otherwise resisted.
But, she was here interrupted by her
father’s voice exclaiming angrily, ‘Now,
Poll Parrot!’ and by her father’s hat being
heavily flung from his hand and striking her face.
Accustomed to such occasional manifestations of his
sense of parental duty, Pleasant merely wiped her face
on her hair (which of course had tumbled down) before
she twisted it up. This was another common procedure
on the part of the ladies of the Hole, when heated
by verbal or fistic altercation.
’Blest if I believe such a Poll
Parrot as you was ever learned to speak!’ growled
Mr Riderhood, stooping to pick up his hat, and making
a feint at her with his head and right elbow; for he
took the delicate subject of robbing seamen in extraordinary
dudgeon, and was out of humour too. ’What
are you Poll Parroting at now? Ain’t you
got nothing to do but fold your arms and stand a Poll
Parroting all night?’
‘Let her alone,’ urged
the man. ‘She was only speaking to me.’
‘Let her alone too!’ retorted
Mr Riderhood, eyeing him all over. ’Do you
know she’s my daughter?’
‘Yes.’
’And don’t you know that
I won’t have no Poll Parroting on the part of
my daughter? No, nor yet that I won’t take
no Poll Parroting from no man? And who may you
be, and what may you want?’
‘How can I tell you until you
are silent?’ returned the other fiercely.
‘Well,’ said Mr Riderhood,
quailing a little, ’I am willing to be silent
for the purpose of hearing. But don’t Poll
Parrot me.’
‘Are you thirsty, you?’
the man asked, in the same fierce short way, after
returning his look.
‘Why nat’rally,’
said Mr Riderhood, ‘ain’t I always thirsty!’
(Indignant at the absurdity of the question.)
‘What will you drink?’ demanded the man.
‘Sherry wine,’ returned
Mr Riderhood, in the same sharp tone, ’if you’re
capable of it.’
The man put his hand in his pocket,
took out half a sovereign, and begged the favour of
Miss Pleasant that she would fetch a bottle. ’With
the cork undrawn,’ he added, emphatically, looking
at her father.
‘I’ll take my Alfred David,’
muttered Mr Riderhood, slowly relaxing into a dark
smile, ’that you know a move. Do I know
you? N n no, I don’t
know you.’
The man replied, ‘No, you don’t
know me.’ And so they stood looking at
one another surlily enough, until Pleasant came back.
‘There’s small glasses
on the shelf,’ said Riderhood to his daughter.
’Give me the one without a foot. I gets
my living by the sweat of my brow, and it’s
good enough for me.’ This had a modest
self-denying appearance; but it soon turned out that
as, by reason of the impossibility of standing the
glass upright while there was anything in it, it required
to be emptied as soon as filled, Mr Riderhood managed
to drink in the proportion of three to one.
With his Fortunatus’s goblet
ready in his hand, Mr Riderhood sat down on one side
of the table before the fire, and the strange man on
the other: Pleasant occupying a stool between
the latter and the fireside. The background,
composed of handkerchiefs, coats, shirts, hats, and
other old articles ‘On Leaving,’ had a
general dim resemblance to human listeners; especially
where a shiny black sou’wester suit and hat hung,
looking very like a clumsy mariner with his back to
the company, who was so curious to overhear, that
he paused for the purpose with his coat half pulled
on, and his shoulders up to his ears in the uncompleted
action.
The visitor first held the bottle
against the light of the candle, and next examined
the top of the cork. Satisfied that it had not
been tampered with, he slowly took from his breastpocket
a rusty clasp-knife, and, with a corkscrew in the
handle, opened the wine. That done, he looked
at the cork, unscrewed it from the corkscrew, laid
each separately on the table, and, with the end of
the sailor’s knot of his neckerchief, dusted
the inside of the neck of the bottle. All this
with great deliberation.
At first Riderhood had sat with his
footless glass extended at arm’s length for
filling, while the very deliberate stranger seemed
absorbed in his preparations. But, gradually
his arm reverted home to him, and his glass was lowered
and lowered until he rested it upside down upon the
table. By the same degrees his attention became
concentrated on the knife. And now, as the man
held out the bottle to fill all round, Riderhood stood
up, leaned over the table to look closer at the knife,
and stared from it to him.
‘What’s the matter?’ asked the man.
‘Why, I know that knife!’ said Riderhood.
‘Yes, I dare say you do.’
He motioned to him to hold up his
glass, and filled it. Riderhood emptied it to
the last drop and began again.
‘That there knife ’
‘Stop,’ said the man,
composedly. ’I was going to drink to your
daughter. Your health, Miss Riderhood.’
‘That knife was the knife of a seaman named
George Radfoot.’
‘It was.’
‘That seaman was well beknown to me.’
‘He was.’
‘What’s come to him?’
‘Death has come to him.
Death came to him in an ugly shape. He looked,’
said the man, ‘very horrible after it.’
‘Arter what?’ said Riderhood, with a frowning
stare.
‘After he was killed.’
‘Killed? Who killed him?’
Only answering with a shrug, the man
filled the footless glass, and Riderhood emptied it:
looking amazedly from his daughter to his visitor.
‘You don’t mean to tell
a honest man ’ he was recommencing
with his empty glass in his hand, when his eye became
fascinated by the stranger’s outer coat.
He leaned across the table to see it nearer, touched
the sleeve, turned the cuff to look at the sleeve-lining
(the man, in his perfect composure, offering not the
least objection), and exclaimed, ‘It’s
my belief as this here coat was George Radfoot’s
too!’
’You are right. He wore
it the last time you ever saw him, and the last time
you ever will see him in this world.’
‘It’s my belief you mean
to tell me to my face you killed him!’ exclaimed
Riderhood; but, nevertheless, allowing his glass to
be filled again.
The man only answered with another
shrug, and showed no symptom of confusion.
‘Wish I may die if I know what
to be up to with this chap!’ said Riderhood,
after staring at him, and tossing his last glassful
down his throat. ‘Let’s know what
to make of you. Say something plain.’
‘I will,’ returned the
other, leaning forward across the table, and speaking
in a low impressive voice. ‘What a liar
you are!’
The honest witness rose, and made
as though he would fling his glass in the man’s
face. The man not wincing, and merely shaking
his forefinger half knowingly, half menacingly, the
piece of honesty thought better of it and sat down
again, putting the glass down too.
’And when you went to that lawyer
yonder in the Temple with that invented story,’
said the stranger, in an exasperatingly comfortable
sort of confidence, ’you might have had your
strong suspicions of a friend of your own, you know.
I think you had, you know.’
‘Me my suspicions? Of what friend?’
‘Tell me again whose knife was this?’
demanded the man.
’It was possessed by, and was
the property of him as I have made mention
on,’ said Riderhood, stupidly evading the actual
mention of the name.
‘Tell me again whose coat was this?’
’That there article of clothing
likeways belonged to, and was wore by him
as I have made mention on,’ was again the dull
Old Bailey evasion.
’I suspect that you gave him
the credit of the deed, and of keeping cleverly out
of the way. But there was small cleverness in
his keeping out of the way. The cleverness
would have been, to have got back for one single instant
to the light of the sun.’
‘Things is come to a pretty
pass,’ growled Mr Riderhood, rising to his feet,
goaded to stand at bay, ’when bullyers as is
wearing dead men’s clothes, and bullyers as
is armed with dead men’s knives, is to come
into the houses of honest live men, getting their livings
by the sweats of their brows, and is to make these
here sort of charges with no rhyme and no reason,
neither the one nor yet the other! Why should
I have had my suspicions of him?’
‘Because you knew him,’
replied the man; ’because you had been one with
him, and knew his real character under a fair outside;
because on the night which you had afterwards reason
to believe to be the very night of the murder, he
came in here, within an hour of his having left his
ship in the docks, and asked you in what lodgings
he could find room. Was there no stranger with
him?’
’I’ll take my world-without-end
everlasting Alfred David that you warn’t with
him,’ answered Riderhood. ’You talk
big, you do, but things look pretty black against
yourself, to my thinking. You charge again’
me that George Radfoot got lost sight of, and was
no more thought of. What’s that for a sailor?
Why there’s fifty such, out of sight and out
of mind, ten times as long as him through
entering in different names, re-shipping when the
out’ard voyage is made, and what not a
turning up to light every day about here, and no matter
made of it. Ask my daughter. You could go
on Poll Parroting enough with her, when I warn’t
come in: Poll Parrot a little with her on this
pint. You and your suspicions of my suspicions
of him! What are my suspicions of you? You
tell me George Radfoot got killed. I ask you who
done it and how you know it. You carry his knife
and you wear his coat. I ask you how you come
by ’em? Hand over that there bottle!’
Here Mr Riderhood appeared to labour under a virtuous
delusion that it was his own property. ’And
you,’ he added, turning to his daughter, as he
filled the footless glass, ’if it warn’t
wasting good sherry wine on you, I’d chuck this
at you, for Poll Parroting with this man. It’s
along of Poll Parroting that such like as him gets
their suspicions, whereas I gets mine by argueyment,
and being nat’rally a honest man, and sweating
away at the brow as a honest man ought.’
Here he filled the footless goblet again, and stood
chewing one half of its contents and looking down into
the other as he slowly rolled the wine about in the
glass; while Pleasant, whose sympathetic hair had
come down on her being apostrophised, rearranged it,
much in the style of the tail of a horse when proceeding
to market to be sold.
‘Well? Have you finished?’ asked
the strange man.
‘No,’ said Riderhood,
’I ain’t. Far from it. Now then!
I want to know how George Radfoot come by his death,
and how you come by his kit?’
‘If you ever do know, you won’t know now.’
‘And next I want to know,’
proceeded Riderhood ’whether you mean to charge
that what-you-may-call-it-murder ’
‘Harmon murder, father,’ suggested Pleasant.
‘No Poll Parroting!’ he
vociferated, in return. ’Keep your mouth
shut! I want to know, you sir, whether you
charge that there crime on George Radfoot?’
‘If you ever do know, you won’t know now.’
‘Perhaps you done it yourself?’
said Riderhood, with a threatening action.
‘I alone know,’ returned
the man, sternly shaking his head, ’the mysteries
of that crime. I alone know that your trumped-up
story cannot possibly be true. I alone know that
it must be altogether false, and that you must know
it to be altogether false. I come here to-night
to tell you so much of what I know, and no more.’
Mr Riderhood, with his crooked eye
upon his visitor, meditated for some moments, and
then refilled his glass, and tipped the contents down
his throat in three tips.
‘Shut the shop-door!’
he then said to his daughter, putting the glass suddenly
down. ’And turn the key and stand by it!
If you know all this, you sir,’ getting, as
he spoke, between the visitor and the door, ’why
han’t you gone to Lawyer Lightwood?’
‘That, also, is alone known
to myself,’ was the cool answer.
’Don’t you know that,
if you didn’t do the deed, what you say you could
tell is worth from five to ten thousand pound?’
asked Riderhood.
‘I know it very well, and when
I claim the money you shall share it.’
The honest man paused, and drew a
little nearer to the visitor, and a little further
from the door.
‘I know it,’ repeated
the man, quietly, ’as well as I know that you
and George Radfoot were one together in more than
one dark business; and as well as I know that you,
Roger Riderhood, conspired against an innocent man
for blood-money; and as well as I know that I can and
that I swear I will! give you up on both
scores, and be the proof against you in my own person,
if you defy me!’
‘Father!’ cried Pleasant,
from the door. ’Don’t defy him!
Give way to him! Don’t get into more trouble,
father!’
‘Will you leave off a Poll Parroting,
I ask you?’ cried Mr Riderhood, half beside
himself between the two. Then, propitiatingly
and crawlingly: ’You sir! You han’t
said what you want of me. Is it fair, is it worthy
of yourself, to talk of my defying you afore ever you
say what you want of me?’
‘I don’t want much,’
said the man. ’This accusation of yours
must not be left half made and half unmade. What
was done for the blood-money must be thoroughly undone.’
‘Well; but Shipmate ’
‘Don’t call me Shipmate,’ said the
man.
‘Captain, then,’ urged
Mr Riderhood; ’there! You won’t object
to Captain. It’s a honourable title, and
you fully look it. Captain! Ain’t
the man dead? Now I ask you fair. Ain’t
Gaffer dead?’
‘Well,’ returned the other,
with impatience, ’yes, he is dead. What
then?’
‘Can words hurt a dead man,
Captain? I only ask you fair.’
’They can hurt the memory of
a dead man, and they can hurt his living children.
How many children had this man?’
‘Meaning Gaffer, Captain?’
‘Of whom else are we speaking?’
returned the other, with a movement of his foot, as
if Rogue Riderhood were beginning to sneak before him
in the body as well as the spirit, and he spurned
him off. ’I have heard of a daughter, and
a son. I ask for information; I ask your
daughter; I prefer to speak to her. What children
did Hexam leave?’
Pleasant, looking to her father for
permission to reply, that honest man exclaimed with
great bitterness:
’Why the devil don’t you
answer the Captain? You can Poll Parrot enough
when you ain’t wanted to Poll Parrot, you perwerse
jade!’
Thus encouraged, Pleasant explained
that there were only Lizzie, the daughter in question,
and the youth. Both very respectable, she added.
‘It is dreadful that any stigma
should attach to them,’ said the visitor, whom
the consideration rendered so uneasy that he rose,
and paced to and fro, muttering, ’Dreadful!
Unforeseen? How could it be foreseen!’
Then he stopped, and asked aloud: ‘Where
do they live?’
Pleasant further explained that only
the daughter had resided with the father at the time
of his accidental death, and that she had immediately
afterwards quitted the neighbourhood.
‘I know that,’ said the
man, ’for I have been to the place they dwelt
in, at the time of the inquest. Could you quietly
find out for me where she lives now?’
Pleasant had no doubt she could do
that. Within what time, did she think? Within
a day. The visitor said that was well, and he
would return for the information, relying on its being
obtained. To this dialogue Riderhood had attended
in silence, and he now obsequiously bespake the Captain.
’Captain! Mentioning them
unfort’net words of mine respecting Gaffer,
it is contrairily to be bore in mind that Gaffer always
were a precious rascal, and that his line were a thieving
line. Likeways when I went to them two Governors,
Lawyer Lightwood and the t’other Governor, with
my information, I may have been a little over-eager
for the cause of justice, or (to put it another way)
a little over-stimilated by them feelings which rouses
a man up, when a pot of money is going about, to get
his hand into that pot of money for his family’s
sake. Besides which, I think the wine of them
two Governors was I will not say a hocussed
wine, but fur from a wine as was elthy for the mind.
And there’s another thing to be remembered,
Captain. Did I stick to them words when Gaffer
was no more, and did I say bold to them two Governors,
“Governors both, wot I informed I still inform;
wot was took down I hold to”? No.
I says, frank and open no shuffling, mind
you, Captain! “I may have been mistook,
I’ve been a thinking of it, it mayn’t have
been took down correct on this and that, and I won’t
swear to thick and thin, I’d rayther forfeit
your good opinions than do it.” And so far
as I know,’ concluded Mr Riderhood, by way of
proof and evidence to character, ’I have
actiwally forfeited the good opinions of several persons even
your own, Captain, if I understand your words but
I’d sooner do it than be forswore. There;
if that’s conspiracy, call me conspirator.’
‘You shall sign,’ said
the visitor, taking very little heed of this oration,
’a statement that it was all utterly false, and
the poor girl shall have it. I will bring it
with me for your signature, when I come again.’
‘When might you be expected,
Captain?’ inquired Riderhood, again dubiously
getting between him and door.
’Quite soon enough for you.
I shall not disappoint you; don’t be afraid.’
‘Might you be inclined to leave any name, Captain?’
‘No, not at all. I have no such intention.’
‘"Shall” is summ’at
of a hard word, Captain,’ urged Riderhood, still
feebly dodging between him and the door, as he advanced.
’When you say a man “shall” sign
this and that and t’other, Captain, you order
him about in a grand sort of a way. Don’t
it seem so to yourself?’
The man stood still, and angrily fixed him with his
eyes.
‘Father, father!’ entreated
Pleasant, from the door, with her disengaged hand
nervously trembling at her lips; ’don’t!
Don’t get into trouble any more!’
’Hear me out, Captain, hear
me out! All I was wishing to mention, Captain,
afore you took your departer,’ said the sneaking
Mr Riderhood, falling out of his path, ’was,
your handsome words relating to the reward.’
‘When I claim it,’ said
the man, in a tone which seemed to leave some such
words as ‘you dog,’ very distinctly understood,
’you shall share it.’
Looking stedfastly at Riderhood, he
once more said in a low voice, this time with a grim
sort of admiration of him as a perfect piece of evil,
‘What a liar you are!’ and, nodding his
head twice or thrice over the compliment, passed out
of the shop. But, to Pleasant he said good-night
kindly.
The honest man who gained his living
by the sweat of his brow remained in a state akin
to stupefaction, until the footless glass and the
unfinished bottle conveyed themselves into his mind.
From his mind he conveyed them into his hands, and
so conveyed the last of the wine into his stomach.
When that was done, he awoke to a clear perception
that Poll Parroting was solely chargeable with what
had passed. Therefore, not to be remiss in his
duty as a father, he threw a pair of sea-boots at
Pleasant, which she ducked to avoid, and then cried,
poor thing, using her hair for a pocket-handkerchief.