Kit for it happens at this
juncture, not only that we have breathing time to
follow his fortunes, but that the necessities of these
adventures so adapt themselves to our ease and inclination
as to call upon us imperatively to pursue the track
we most desire to take Kit, while the matters
treated of in the last fifteen chapters were yet in
progress, was, as the reader may suppose, gradually
familiarising himself more and more with Mr and Mrs
Garland, Mr Abel, the pony, and Barbara, and gradually
coming to consider them one and all as his particular
private friends, and Abel Cottage, Finchley, as his
own proper home.
Stay the words are written,
and may go, but if they convey any notion that Kit,
in the plentiful board and comfortable lodging of his
new abode, began to think slightingly of the poor
fare and furniture of his old dwelling, they do their
office badly and commit injustice. Who so mindful
of those he left at home albeit they were
but a mother and two young babies as Kit?
What boastful father in the fulness of his heart
ever related such wonders of his infant prodigy, as
Kit never wearied of telling Barbara in the evening
time, concerning little Jacob? Was there ever
such a mother as Kit’s mother, on her son’s
showing; or was there ever such comfort in poverty
as in the poverty of Kit’s family, if any correct
judgment might be arrived at, from his own glowing
account!
And let me linger in this place, for
an instant, to remark that if ever household affections
and loves are graceful things, they are graceful in
the poor. The ties that bind the wealthy and
the proud to home may be forged on earth, but those
which link the poor man to his humble hearth are of
the truer metal and bear the stamp of Heaven.
The man of high descent may love the halls and lands
of his inheritance as part of himself: as trophies
of his birth and power; his associations with them
are associations of pride and wealth and triumph; the
poor man’s attachment to the tenements he holds,
which strangers have held before, and may to-morrow
occupy again, has a worthier root, struck deep into
a purer soil. His household gods are of flesh
and blood, with no alloy of silver, gold, or precious
stone; he has no property but in the affections of
his own heart; and when they endear bare floors and
walls, despite of rags and toil and scanty fare, that
man has his love of home from God, and his rude hut
becomes a solemn place.
Oh! if those who rule the destinies
of nations would but remember this if they
would but think how hard it is for the very poor to
have engendered in their hearts, that love of home
from which all domestic virtues spring, when they
live in dense and squalid masses where social decency
is lost, or rather never found if they would
but turn aside from the wide thoroughfares and great
houses, and strive to improve the wretched dwellings
in bye-ways where only Poverty may walk many
low roofs would point more truly to the sky, than
the loftiest steeple that now rears proudly up from
the midst of guilt, and crime, and horrible disease,
to mock them by its contrast. In hollow voices
from Workhouse, Hospital, and jail, this truth is
preached from day to day, and has been proclaimed
for years. It is no light matter no
outcry from the working vulgar no mere
question of the people’s health and comforts
that may be whistled down on Wednesday nights.
In love of home, the love of country has its rise;
and who are the truer patriots or the better in time
of need those who venerate the land, owning
its wood, and stream, and earth, and all that they
produce? or those who love their country, boasting
not a foot of ground in all its wide domain!
Kit knew nothing about such questions,
but he knew that his old home was a very poor place,
and that his new one was very unlike it, and yet he
was constantly looking back with grateful satisfaction
and affectionate anxiety, and often indited square-folded
letters to his mother, enclosing a shilling or eighteenpence
or such other small remittance, which Mr Abel’s
liberality enabled him to make. Sometimes being
in the neighbourhood, he had leisure to call upon her,
and then great was the joy and pride of Kit’s
mother, and extremely noisy the satisfaction of little
Jacob and the baby, and cordial the congratulations
of the whole court, who listened with admiring ears
to the accounts of Abel Cottage, and could never be
told too much of its wonders and magnificence.
Although Kit was in the very highest
favour with the old lady and gentleman, and Mr Abel,
and Barbara, it is certain that no member of the family
evinced such a remarkable partiality for him as the
self-willed pony, who, from being the most obstinate
and opinionated pony on the face of the earth, was,
in his hands, the meekest and most tractable of animals.
It is true that in exact proportion as he became
manageable by Kit he became utterly ungovernable by
anybody else (as if he had determined to keep him
in the family at all risks and hazards), and that,
even under the guidance of his favourite, he would
sometimes perform a great variety of strange freaks
and capers, to the extreme discomposure of the old
lady’s nerves; but as Kit always represented
that this was only his fun, or a way he had of showing
his attachment to his employers, Mrs Garland gradually
suffered herself to be persuaded into the belief,
in which she at last became so strongly confirmed,
that if, in one of these ébullitions, he
had overturned the chaise, she would have been quite
satisfied that he did it with the very best intentions.
Besides becoming in a short time a
perfect marvel in all stable matters, Kit soon made
himself a very tolerable gardener, a handy fellow
within doors, and an indispensable attendant on Mr
Abel, who every day gave him some new proof of his
confidence and approbation. Mr Witherden the
notary, too, regarded him with a friendly eye; and
even Mr Chuckster would sometimes condescend to give
him a slight nod, or to honour him with that peculiar
form of recognition which is called ‘taking
a sight,’ or to favour him with some other salute
combining pleasantry with patronage.
One morning Kit drove Mr Abel to the
Notary’s office, as he sometimes did, and having
set him down at the house, was about to drive off to
a livery stable hard by, when this same Mr Chuckster
emerged from the office door, and cried ’Woa-a-a-a-a-a!’ dwelling
upon the note a long time, for the purpose of striking
terror into the pony’s heart, and asserting
the supremacy of man over the inferior animals.
‘Pull up, Snobby,’ cried
Mr Chuckster, addressing himself to Kit. ‘You’re
wanted inside here.’
‘Has Mr Abel forgotten anything,
I wonder?’ said Kit as he dismounted.
‘Ask no questions, Snobby,’
returned Mr Chuckster, ’but go and see.
Woa-a-a then, will you? If that pony was mine,
I’d break him.’
‘You must be very gentle with
him, if you please,’ said Kit, ’or you’ll
find him troublesome. You’d better not
keep on pulling his ears, please. I know he
won’t like it.’
To this remonstrance Mr Chuckster
deigned no other answer, than addressing Kit with
a lofty and distant air as ‘young feller,’
and requesting him to cut and come again with all
speed. The ’young feller’ complying,
Mr Chuckster put his hands in his pockets, and tried
to look as if he were not minding the pony, but happened
to be lounging there by accident.
Kit scraped his shoes very carefully
(for he had not yet lost his reverence for the bundles
of papers and the tin boxes,) and tapped at the office-door,
which was quickly opened by the Notary himself.
‘Oh! come in, Christopher,’ said Mr Witherden.
‘Is that the lad?’ asked
an elderly gentleman, but of a stout, bluff figure who
was in the room.
‘That’s the lad,’
said Mr Witherden. ’He fell in with my
client, Mr Garland, sir, at this very door.
I have reason to think he is a good lad, sir, and
that you may believe what he says. Let me introduce
Mr Abel Garland, sir his young master;
my articled pupil, sir, and most particular friend: my
most particular friend, sir,’ repeated the Notary,
drawing out his silk handkerchief and flourishing it
about his face.
‘Your servant, sir,’ said the stranger
gentleman.
‘Yours, sir, I’m sure,’
replied Mr Abel mildly. ’You were wishing
to speak to Christopher, sir?’
‘Yes, I was. Have I your permission?’
‘By all means.’
’My business is no secret; or
I should rather say it need be no secret here,’
said the stranger, observing that Mr Abel and the Notary
were preparing to retire. ’It relates
to a dealer in curiosities with whom he lived, and
in whom I am earnestly and warmly interested.
I have been a stranger to this country, gentlemen,
for very many years, and if I am deficient in form
and ceremony, I hope you will forgive me.’
‘No forgiveness is necessary,
sir; none whatever,’ replied the Notary.
And so said Mr Abel.
’I have been making inquiries
in the neighbourhood in which his old master lived,’
said the stranger, ’and I learn that he was served
by this lad. I have found out his mother’s
house, and have been directed by her to this place
as the nearest in which I should be likely to find
him. That’s the cause of my presenting
myself here this morning.’
‘I am very glad of any cause,
sir,’ said the Notary, ’which procures
me the honour of this visit.’
‘Sir,’ retorted the stranger,
’you speak like a mere man of the world, and
I think you something better. Therefore, pray
do not sink your real character in paying unmeaning
compliments to me.’
‘Hem!’ coughed the Notary.
‘You’re a plain speaker, sir.’
‘And a plain dealer,’
returned the stranger. ’It may be my long
absence and inexperience that lead me to the conclusion;
but if plain speakers are scarce in this part of the
world, I fancy plain dealers are still scarcer.
If my speaking should offend you, sir, my dealing,
I hope, will make amends.’
Mr Witherden seemed a little disconcerted
by the elderly gentleman’s mode of conducting
the dialogue; and as for Kit, he looked at him in
open-mouthed astonishment: wondering what kind
of language he would address to him, if he talked
in that free and easy way to a Notary. It was
with no harshness, however, though with something of
constitutional irritability and haste, that he turned
to Kit and said:
’If you think, my lad, that
I am pursuing these inquiries with any other view
than that of serving and reclaiming those I am in search
of, you do me a very great wrong, and deceive yourself.
Don’t be deceived, I beg of you, but rely upon
my assurance. The fact is, gentlemen,’
he added, turning again to the Notary and his pupil,
’that I am in a very painful and wholly unexpected
position. I came to this city with a darling
object at my heart, expecting to find no obstacle or
difficulty in the way of its attainment. I find
myself suddenly checked and stopped short, in the
execution of my design, by a mystery which I cannot
penetrate. Every effort I have made to penetrate
it, has only served to render it darker and more obscure;
and I am afraid to stir openly in the matter, lest
those whom I anxiously pursue, should fly still farther
from me. I assure you that if you could give
me any assistance, you would not be sorry to do so,
if you knew how greatly I stand in need of it, and
what a load it would relieve me from.’
There was a simplicity in this confidence
which occasioned it to find a quick response in the
breast of the good-natured Notary, who replied, in
the same spirit, that the stranger had not mistaken
his desire, and that if he could be of service to
him, he would, most readily.
Kit was then put under examination
and closely questioned by the unknown gentleman, touching
his old master and the child, their lonely way of
life, their retired habits, and strict seclusion.
The nightly absence of the old man, the solitary
existence of the child at those times, his illness
and recovery, Quilp’s possession of the house,
and their sudden disappearance, were all the subjects
of much questioning and answer. Finally, Kit
informed the gentleman that the premises were now
to let, and that a board upon the door referred all
inquirers to Mr Sampson Brass, Solicitor, of Bevis
Marks, from whom he might perhaps learn some further
particulars.
‘Not by inquiry,’ said
the gentleman shaking his head. ‘I live
there.’
‘Live at Brass’s the attorney’s!’
cried Mr Witherden in some surprise: having professional
knowledge of the gentleman in question.
‘Aye,’ was the reply.
’I entered on his lodgings t’other day,
chiefly because I had seen this very board.
It matters little to me where I live, and I had a
desperate hope that some intelligence might be cast
in my way there, which would not reach me elsewhere.
Yes, I live at Brass’s more shame
for me, I suppose?’
‘That’s a mere matter
of opinion,’ said the Notary, shrugging his
shoulders. ‘He is looked upon as rather
a doubtful character.’
‘Doubtful?’ echoed the
other. ’I am glad to hear there’s
any doubt about it. I supposed that had been
thoroughly settled, long ago. But will you let
me speak a word or two with you in private?’
Mr Witherden consenting, they walked
into that gentleman’s private closet, and remained
there, in close conversation, for some quarter of
an hour, when they returned into the outer office.
The stranger had left his hat in Mr Witherden’s
room, and seemed to have established himself in this
short interval on quite a friendly footing.
‘I’ll not detain you any
longer now,’ he said, putting a crown into Kit’s
hand, and looking towards the Notary. ’You
shall hear from me again. Not a word of this,
you know, except to your master and mistress.’
‘Mother, sir, would be glad
to know ’ said Kit, faltering.
‘Glad to know what?’
‘Anything so that it was no harm about
Miss Nell.’
’Would she? Well then,
you may tell her if she can keep a secret. But
mind, not a word of this to anybody else. Don’t
forget that. Be particular.’
‘I’ll take care, sir,’ said Kit.
‘Thankee, sir, and good morning.’
Now, it happened that the gentleman,
in his anxiety to impress upon Kit that he was not
to tell anybody what had passed between them, followed
him out to the door to repeat his caution, and it further
happened that at that moment the eyes of Mr Richard
Swiveller were turned in that direction, and beheld
his mysterious friend and Kit together.
It was quite an accident, and the
way in which it came about was this. Mr Chuckster,
being a gentleman of a cultivated taste and refined
spirit, was one of that Lodge of Glorious Apollos
whereof Mr Swiveller was Perpetual Grand. Mr
Swiveller, passing through the street in the execution
of some Brazen errand, and beholding one of his Glorious
Brotherhood intently gazing on a pony, crossed over
to give him that fraternal greeting with which Perpetual
Grands are, by the very constitution of their office,
bound to cheer and encourage their disciples.
He had scarcely bestowed upon him his blessing, and
followed it with a general remark touching the present
state and prospects of the weather, when, lifting
up his eyes, he beheld the single gentleman of Bevis
Marks in earnest conversation with Christopher Nubbles.
‘Hallo!’ said Dick, ‘who is that?’
‘He called to see my Governor
this morning,’ replied Mr Chuckster; ‘beyond
that, I don’t know him from Adam.’
‘At least you know his name?’ said Dick.
To which Mr Chuckster replied, with
an elevation of speech becoming a Glorious Apollo,
that he was ‘everlastingly blessed’ if
he did.
‘All I know, my dear feller,’
said Mr Chuckster, running his fingers through his
hair, ’is, that he is the cause of my having
stood here twenty minutes, for which I hate him with
a mortal and undying hatred, and would pursue him
to the confines of eternity if I could afford the
time.’
While they were thus discoursing,
the subject of their conversation (who had not appeared
to recognise Mr Richard Swiveller) re-entered the
house, and Kit came down the steps and joined them;
to whom Mr Swiveller again propounded his inquiry
with no better success.
‘He is a very nice gentleman,
Sir,’ said Kit, ’and that’s all I
know about him.’
Mr Chuckster waxed wroth at this answer,
and without applying the remark to any particular
case, mentioned, as a general truth, that it was expedient
to break the heads of Snobs, and to tweak their noses.
Without expressing his concurrence in this sentiment,
Mr Swiveller after a few moments of abstraction inquired
which way Kit was driving, and, being informed, declared
it was his way, and that he would trespass on him
for a lift. Kit would gladly have declined the
proffered honour, but as Mr Swiveller was already established
in the seat beside him, he had no means of doing so,
otherwise than by a forcible ejectment, and therefore,
drove briskly off so briskly indeed, as
to cut short the leave-taking between Mr Chuckster
and his Grand Master, and to occasion the former gentleman
some inconvenience from having his corns squeezed
by the impatient pony.
As Whisker was tired of standing,
and Mr Swiveller was kind enough to stimulate him
by shrill whistles, and various sporting cries, they
rattled off at too sharp a pace to admit of much conversation:
especially as the pony, incensed by Mr Swiveller’s
admonitions, took a particular fancy for the lamp-posts
and cart-wheels, and evinced a strong desire to run
on the pavement and rasp himself against the brick
walls. It was not, therefore, until they had
arrived at the stable, and the chaise had been extricated
from a very small doorway, into which the pony dragged
it under the impression that he could take it along
with him into his usual stall, that Mr Swiveller found
time to talk.
‘It’s hard work,’
said Richard. ‘What do you say to some
beer?’
Kit at first declined, but presently
consented, and they adjourned to the neighbouring
bar together.
‘We’ll drink our friend
what’s-his-name,’ said Dick, holding up
the bright frothy pot; ’ that was
talking to you this morning, you know I
know him a good fellow, but eccentric very here’s
what’s-his-name!’
Kit pledged him.
‘He lives in my house,’
said Dick; ’at least in the house occupied by
the firm in which I’m a sort of a of
a managing partner a difficult fellow to
get anything out of, but we like him we
like him.’
‘I must be going, sir, if you
please,’ said Kit, moving away.
‘Don’t be in a hurry,
Christopher,’ replied his patron, ’we’ll
drink your mother.’
‘Thank you, sir.’
‘An excellent woman that mother
of yours, Christopher,’ said Mr Swiveller.
’Who ran to catch me when I fell, and kissed
the place to make it well? My mother.
A charming woman. He’s a liberal sort of
fellow. We must get him to do something for your
mother. Does he know her, Christopher?’
Kit shook his head, and glancing slyly
at his questioner, thanked him, and made off before
he could say another word.
‘Humph!’ said Mr Swiveller
pondering, ’this is queer. Nothing but
mysteries in connection with Brass’s house.
I’ll keep my own counsel, however. Everybody
and anybody has been in my confidence as yet, but
now I think I’ll set up in business for myself.
Queer very queer!’
After pondering deeply and with a
face of exceeding wisdom for some time, Mr Swiveller
drank some more of the beer, and summoning a small
boy who had been watching his proceedings, poured forth
the few remaining drops as a libation on the gravel,
and bade him carry the empty vessel to the bar with
his compliments, and above all things to lead a sober
and temperate life, and abstain from all intoxicating
and exciting liquors. Having given him this
piece of moral advice for his trouble (which, as he
wisely observed, was far better than half-pence) the
Perpetual Grand Master of the Glorious Apollos
thrust his hands into his pockets and sauntered away:
still pondering as he went.