The winter had now fairly set in and
it was remembered by New Yorkers as the hardest in
many years. Miss Husted declared it was the coldest
in her experience, for the plumber’s presence
was constantly required to thaw out the frozen pipes.
Certainly Von Barwig remembered it because he had
to wrap blankets around him to keep warm while he was
copying music at a few cents a page. He had other
uses for the money that coal would cost; besides it
was very expensive. So he preferred to write
in bed rather than spend money for fuel, until one
day some sixty odd pages of music were returned to
him, because they were so badly written as to be almost
illegible. The fact is, the old man’s
hands trembled so with the cold that he could not hold
his pen tightly. After this loss he gave up copying
music, and so even this last meagre means of getting
money was denied him.
As he walked up and down his room,
feeling intuitively that it was breakfast time, he
became really angry with himself for his repeated
failures. Lately he had been thinking of his
wife and child; but fourteen years had somewhat benumbed
his memory. When he thought of the happiness
of his life with them, it was more as a happy dream
that he delighted to ponder over than a tangible something
of which he had been robbed. The wound was there
but the pain had ceased.
“Are you coming out to breakfast?”
said Pinac’s voice outside.
“Come on, Anton,” shouted Fico, “it’s
late!”
“I’ve had my breakfast,”
said Von Barwig, and he felt that he was lying in
a good cause. The men would have torn down the
door and carried him over to the restaurant by main
force had they guessed the truth. “Thank
God it hasn’t come to that,” he thought.
“He is an early bird,”
commented Pinac, and he went out humming the latest
music-hall ditty which he was playing nightly to the
patrons of the cafe. Poons went along;
he had no more idea of his benefactor’s condition
than the man in the moon. The three men had not
seen much of him lately, for they always left him
to himself when he signified by his silence that he
wanted to be alone. They respected his dignity,
his slightest suggestion was law to them; they loved
him, so they left him alone.
“Come on, you wretch,”
said Von Barwig to his violin, after the men had gone,
“you are the last of the Mohicans!” and,
polishing it, he put it in its case, having determined
to sell it.
“This will be the first meal
with which you have provided me,” he said, shaking
his fist at it, “so at last you are going to
accomplish something, you cheap wooden cigar-box of
a fiddle! I cannot play you to advantage but
I can eat you. That’s all you are good
for-a few dinners and breakfasts!”
He went out into the street with the violin under
his cloak, and from Houston Street he turned into the
Bowery. There was no elevated road at that time
and the thundering, ear-splitting, overhead noises
heard nowadays were not yet in existence. Still
it was noisy, a perfect bedlam of jabbering foreigners,
who crowded this busiest of busy streets as they crowded
no other section of this cosmopolitan city.
Von Barwig, usually so sensitive to noises, apparently
did not notice this babel. Curiously enough
his thoughts were miles away from New York, and the
idea that he was going to sell his violin to buy a
breakfast was not borne in upon him with sufficient
force to prevent his thinking of something else.
Although it was very cold he did not notice the weather,
so he did not walk fast. His progress was a
mechanical movement, for in fancy he was in Leipsic
again, walking down the August Platz. It was
a pleasant day dream, one from which Von Barwig did
not like to awaken himself. He pictured to himself
the joy, the happiness of his loved ones when they
saw him, and thus he felt the reflex of this joy.
These mental pictures were almost real to him, and
he enjoyed them while they lasted, though he knew
that they were not real.
“It is better to dream than
to think of the present,” he said to himself.
“What is there going on about me but misery
and starvation and folly? Why should I focus
my mind on the evils of existence, analyse them, make
them my bosom companions to the exclusion of all joy?
No, I will think of those things that make for happiness.
Little Helene shall be my companion. These
shadows” (and he looked at the people who passed
him), “these caricatures of life shall not find
a place in my mind. I will shut them out and
in that way they shall cease to exist for me; since
what we do not know cannot make us suffer.”
Von Barwig walked down the crowded
thoroughfare, barely conscious that he was dreaming,
yet in his dreams finding peace. The old man
knew that there was a musical instrument shop somewhere
in the neighbourhood, but it is quite possible that
he would have passed it by had not the sound of a
loud, roaring voice, accompanied by the banging of
a big drum, attracted, or rather demanded his attention
and aroused him from his day dream.
“Eat ’em alive, eat ’em
alive!” bellowed the voice. Bang! bang!
went the drum. “Bosco, Bosco, the armless
wonder,” bang! bang! “bites their heads
off and eats their bodies; eats ’em alive, eats
’em alive!” Bang! bang! “Bosco,
Bosco!” the drum punctuating each phrase, making
a hideous, ear-splitting duet.
“What hellish syncopation!”
thought poor Von Barwig mechanically, as he looked
at the individual from whom issued the voice that sounded
so like the bellowing of a bull.
The owner of this extraordinary vocal
organ was a big, fat, florid-faced individual with
a dark, bluish-red complexion. He wore a flaring
diamond ring around a glaring red necktie; and a loud
checked suit that matched his voice perfectly.
In fact, his whole make-up harmonised remarkably
with the unearthly noise that issued from his throat.
He was standing before a flashy-fronted building,
on which was painted in large yellow letters, intended
to be gold, the legend “Dime Museum.”
In the front entrance were several cheap wax figures
of a theatrical nature, and some still cheaper scenes,
showing the figure of a nude savage without arms,
biting the head off a huge fish and eating it alive
apparently. On the canvas were also painted pictures
of a wild man from Bornéo, a tattooed man, a skeleton,
numerous fat ladies, mermaids, sylphs, and fauns;
the whole forming a group of pictures and figures
calculated to arrest the attention of the passers-by
and attract them into the “theatretorium,”
as he of the loud voice called it.
It was not the paintings that caught
Von Barwig’s attention; it was the voice that
offended his sensitive ear. He looked at the
man in astonishment; never in his life had he heard
such an utter lack of music in a human voice, such
volume of tone, such a surplusage of quantity and
an absence of quality. Barwig was fascinated
and wondered how it could be possible. At this
moment he caught the man’s eye, and then a strange
thing happened. The man stopped roaring, and,
looking over at Von Barwig, in a more natural tone
called out:
“Say, professor, I want to see you.”
“Are you speaking to me?” said Von Barwig;
his voice faltering.
“Yes,” replied the showman,
“that’s just what I am.” Coming
over to Von Barwig he took him by the arm and led
him almost by force into the entrance of the Museum.
“Say, professor,” he asked, “how
would you like a job?”
“A job?” Von Barwig repeated
helplessly, trying to realise the meaning of the man’s
words.
“A job; yes, to be sure. Can you thump
the ivories?”
“Thump the ivories?”
Von Barwig looked so mystified that the man volunteered
an explanation.
“Play the pianner,” and
suiting the action to the word he perforated the air
with ten large fingers.
“I play-yes. I-I
play a little-not well -”
“Well, do you want the job?
We’ve got a day professor, but we need a night
professor. Day professor plays from eight till
eight; night professor from eight till two or three.
Depends on the crowds. Come on, now; I like
your looks. Say the word and the job is yours.”
It was not pride that made Von Barwig
silent when he wanted to speak; he simply did not
grasp the man’s meaning.
“I see you’ve got your
fiddle there. You can play the incidental music
for the dramas with that; and you can play the pianner
for the curios and the intermissions. Dollar
a night; what do you say?”
“A dollar a night!” Von
Barwig at last caught the man’s meaning.
He wanted him to play for that amount, at night,
and it would not interfere with his teaching in the
daytime.
“I only play a very little,
just enough to show my pupils,” he said deprecatingly.
“Oh, you’re all right! You can read
music, can’t you?”
Von Barwig smiled. “Yes,” he replied
simply.
“Well, you’ll get on to it.”
But Von Barwig still held back.
“What’s the matter, ain’t it enough?”
Von Barwig was silent.
“Damn it all,” the showman
blurted out. “I’ll risk it; a dollar
and a half a night. Your long hair is worth
that; you look the goods. I’ll make a
special feature of you-a real professor.
Come on inside and take a look at the place.
A dollar and a half a night, eight till three; is
it a bargain?”
Von Barwig paused, then drew a long
deep breath and nodded affirmatively.
“You’ll be fine-fine,”
said he of the big voice. “I can see it
in your eye; you ain’t one of them smart felleys.”
He grabbed the hand of his new attraction
and shook it heartily. “Say, George,”
he roared, “come here! This is the new
night professor.”
George, the young man who was beating
the drum, ceased that occupation and came over to
the showman and Von Barwig.
“What’s your name?”
the showman suddenly asked Von Barwig.
“Anton Von Barwig,” came the reply in
a low tone.
“Well, Anton, my name is Costello,
Al Costello.” Then with dignity, “Professor
Anton, shake hands with George Pike-he’s
my assistant. This is the new night professor,
George.”
“Happy to meet you, professor,”
said that individual, grasping Von Barwig’s
hand and shaking it effusively. This hand-shaking
process seemed a part of the theatrical trade.
“Say, George, take him inside
and introduce him to the curios and just tell ’em
from me that if they don’t treat him better than
they did the other night professor, by the eternal
jumpin’ Jerusalem, I’ll fire the whole
bunch!” With that Mr. Costello slapped Von Barwig
on the back, and resumed his occupation of attracting
public attention.
As George and Von Barwig passed the
turnstile and went up the passage that led into the
main hall, the huge voice outside continued to roar.
“Bosco, Bosco, the armless wonder!
Bites their heads off and eats their bodies; eats
them alive, eats them alive!” And so Anton Von
Barwig became the night professor in a dime museum
on the Bowery.
It astonished even Von Barwig himself,
when he found how easily he adapted himself to his
new position. In a very short time he found his
occupation far less irksome and tedious than he had
expected. As to the disgrace of appearing nightly
in a dime museum, Von Barwig felt it keenly enough,
but he preferred to pay his way and suffer himself,
rather than to make others suffer through his inability
to make sufficient money to meet his expenses.
Not a word escaped him as to his new engagement,
for he was determined not to parade his shame before
his friends’ eyes until it became absolutely
necessary for them to know.
His duties were simple enough in their
way; he extemporised incidental music on the piano
or violin while the curios were being exhibited, and
during the progress of the little abbreviated dramas
that were played by the troupe of actors in the theatre
upstairs. It did not add to Von Barwig’s
happiness that Mr. Costello always insisted upon calling
the attention of the audience to the special music
as played by “Professor An-tone of Germany,
Europe,” and would point at him and start clapping
until the audience gave him the round of applause that
he felt the professor was entitled to. To Von
Barwig’s astonishment and embarrassment, Costello
took a violent fancy to him, and would talk to him
whenever a chance offered itself.
“Professor,” he would
say, “you’re different from the gang that
hangs around here. I like to talk to you; it
does me good. You don’t never try to give
me no songs and dances about how much more you’re
worth than I’m paying you, and how much more
you know than the day professor. You ain’t
forever talkin’ about yourself.”
Von Barwig accepted this praise philosophically.
He didn’t in the least understand it, but he
felt that Mr. Costello intended to be complimentary.
He was grateful to him, too, for the man had raised
his salary to two dollars a night without being asked,
and on several occasions had let him go home early.
Besides that, he treated Von Barwig with far more
consideration and respect than he did any one else,
even his own wife. The latter liked the professor
and told her husband she was sure he had seen better
days.
This deference made things much easier
for the night professor, who otherwise would have
suffered many an indignity. Indeed the position
seemed to call for special insult from any one who
chose to bestow it. He heard the day professor
roundly abused on several occasions because he did
not play to suit the performers. Not only insults,
but cushions were flung at him, and Von Barwig determined
if ever this happened to him he would leave at once.
He was willing to sacrifice his dignity and his pride,
but not his self-respect. Thanks to Mr. Costello
nothing happened to mar the harmony of his existence
there. The curios were very fond of Von Barwig,
and he took quite an interest in them. Poor,
crippled human beings, the sadness of their existence
aroused his sympathy; their very affliction earning
a livelihood for them. Was life not a living
hell for them?
He found on closer intimacy with them
that it was not, for they enjoyed life after their
own manner and were capable of real affection.
The midgets always shook hands with him every evening
when he came to play. They were a loving little
pair, brother, and sister, and they grew quite fond
of him. Von Barwig, for his part, used to look
upon them as children, although they were both well
past forty years of age. Once he saluted the
“little girl,” as he called her, with a
kiss, and he was quite astonished when she blushed.
Her brother clapped his hands and enjoyed what he
called the fun. But it was the untoward affection
of the fat lady that nearly brought about a catastrophe,
for her constant smile at the professor aroused the
jealousy of the living skeleton and brought about
an ultimatum from that gentleman in the shape of a
challenge to fight a duel to the death. The fat
lady was an agreeable individual. She seemed
to have one occupation only, that of sitting in a
rocking chair and rocking and fanning herself by the
hour. The skeleton was quite sure that the professor
was trying to win her affections, but as a matter
of fact, Von Barwig was so fascinated by her constant
rocking and fanning that he simply could not help looking
at her, and she evidently could not help smiling.
As he explained to the skeleton, her tempo was against
the beat, or in other words, the rhythm of her rocking
and fanning conflicted with the rhythm of the music
he was playing. The skeleton did not altogether
understand Von Barwig’s explanation, but he
accepted it willingly, for it was clear that the professor
had withdrawn from the candidacy for the fat lady’s
affections!
It must by no means be understood,
however, that Von Barwig liked his new occupation.
On the contrary, it grieved his very soul; but it
was far less painful than he had anticipated.
Mr. Costello seemed to realise that his night professor
was not in his element and he made it as easy for
him as possible. The weary months went on, and
Von Barwig by teaching during the day and working
at night just barely made ends meet.
“I am getting thinner and thinner,”
thought he as a ring slipped from his finger and rolled
under the old sofa which had been in his room for
a long time. In looking for it he came across
an old portmanteau which had been slipped under the
sofa and had entirely escaped his memory during his
residence in Miss Husted’s house. He opened
it and his heart beat rapidly as he saw the case of
pistols he had brought from Leipsic intending to force
Ahlmann to fight a duel. He looked at them-there
they lay, old-fashioned, duelling pistols-weapons
for the shedding of blood. He had found no use
for them in all these years and now he would not use
them if he could, so he gently laid them down on the
piano and looked further into the portmanteau.
Within its depths, among many relics
of the past he found one or two of his compositions,
pieces for the piano. He lifted them up and
underneath lay the symphony played by his orchestra
the night she left him-the symphony that
had never been heard in its entirety. He let
the lid of the portmanteau fall. The dust flew
up in his face, but he did not notice it, for memories
of that fatal night came thronging into his brain
and he could think of nothing but that never-to-be-forgotten
scene. A great longing to hear that music again
came upon him, a longing he could not resist.
It was dusk and the gas lamps were being lit when
he sat down at the piano. How long he played
he never knew, for when they found him several hours
later, it was quite dark and the old man was completely
unconscious; his head had fallen on his arm which
rested on the keyboard of the piano.
Mr. Costello was quite disturbed at
the absence of “Professor Antone of Germany”
that night, and when, the next night, Von Barwig walked
into the Museum, his violin under his arm as usual,
he was greeted quite effusively.
“Well, well, well, profess’!
So you didn’t give us the shake after all!
Say, George, he’s come back!” bawled Costello
at the top of his voice.
“Yes,” said Von Barwig simply, “I’ve
come back.”
The midgets laughed, the skeleton
scowled, the fat lady smiled; and the old man took
out his violin and prepared to go to work.