In what pleasurable mystery would
we live were it not for maps! If I chance on
the name of a town I have visited, I locate it on a
map. I may not actually get down the atlas and
put my finger on the name, but at least I picture
to myself its lines and contour and judge its miles
in inches. And thereby for a thing of ink and
cardboard I have banished from the world its immensity
and mystery. But if there were no maps what
then? By other devices I would have to locate
it. I would say that it came at the end of some
particular day’s journey; that it lies in the
twilight at the conclusion of twenty miles of dusty
road; that it lies one hour nightward of a blow-out.
I would make it neighbor to an appetite gratified
and a thirst assuaged, a cool bath, a lazy evening
with starlight and country sounds. Is not this
better than a dot on a printed page?
That is the town, I would say, where
we had the mutton chops and where we heard the bullfrogs
on the bridge. Or that town may be circumstanced
in cherry pie, a comical face at the next table, a
friendly dog with hair-trigger tail, or some immortal
glass of beer on a bench outside a road-inn.
These things make that town as a flame in the darkness,
a flame on a hillside to overtop my course. Many
years can go grinding by without obliterating the
pleasant sight of its flare. Or maybe the town
is so intermingled with dismal memories that no good
comes of too particularly locating it. Then Tony
Lumpkin’s advice on finding Mr. Hardcastle’s
house is enough. “It’s a damn’d
long, dark, boggy, dirty, dangerous way.”
And let it go at that.
Maps are toadies to the thoroughfares.
They shower their attentions on the wide pavements,
holding them up to observation, marking them in red,
and babbling and prattling obsequiously about them,
meanwhile snubbing with disregard all the lanes and
bypaths. They are cockney and are interested
in showing only the highroads between cities, and in
consequence neglect all tributary loops and windings.
In a word, they are against the jog-trot countryside
and conspire with the signposts against all loitering
and irregularity.
As for me, I do not like a straight
thoroughfare. To travel such a road is like passing
a holiday with a man who is going about his business.
Idle as you are, vacant of purpose, alert for distraction,
he must keep his eyes straight ahead and he
must attend to the business in hand. I like a
road that is at heart a vagabond, which loiters in
the shade and turns its head on occasion to look around
the corner of a hill, which will seek out obscure
villages even though it requires a zigzag course up
a hillside, which follows a river for the very love
of its company and humors its windings, which trots
alongside and listens to its ripple and then crosses,
sans bridge, like a schoolboy, with its toes in the
water. I love a road which goes with the easy,
rolling gait of a sailor ashore. It has no thought
of time and it accepts all the vagaries of your laziness.
I love a road which weaves itself into eddies of eager
traffic before the door of an inn, and stops a minute
at the drinking trough because it has heard the thirst
in your horse’s whinny; and afterwards it bends
its head on the hillside for a last look at the kindly
spot. Ah, but the vagabond cannot remain long
on the hills. Its best are its lower levels.
So down it dips. The descent is easy for roads
and cart wheels and vagabonds and much else; until
in the evening it hears again the murmur of waters,
and its journey has ended.
There is of course some fun in a map
that is all wrong. Those, for example, of the
early navigators are worth anybody’s time.
There is possibility in one that shows Japan where
Long Island ought to be. That map is human.
It makes a correct and proper map no better than a
molly-coddle. There can be fine excitement in
learning on the best of fourteenth century authority
that there is no America and that India lies outside
the Pillars of Hercules. The uncharted seas, the
incognova terra where lions are (ubi leonés
erunt, as the maps say), these must always stir
us. In my copy of Gulliver are maps of his discoveries.
Lilliput lies off the coast of Sumatra and must now
be within sight of the passengers bound from London
to Melbourne if only they had eyes to see it.
Brobdingnag, would you believe it, is a hump on the
west coast of America and cannot be far from San Francisco.
That gives one a start. Swift, writing in 1725
with a world to choose from, selects the Californian
coast as the most remote and unknown for the scene
of his fantastical adventure. It thrusts 1725
into a gray antiquity. And yet there are many
buildings in England still standing that antedate
1725 by many years, some by centuries. Queen
Elizabeth had been dead more than a hundred years.
Canterbury was almost as old and probably in worse
repair than it is now, when Frisco was still Brobdingnag.
Can it be that the giant red trees and the tall bragging
of the coast date from its heroic past?
Story-writers have nearly always been
the foes of maps, finding in them a kind of cramping
of their mental legs. And in consequence they
have struck upon certain devices for getting off the
map and away from its precise and restricting bigotry.
Davy fell asleep. It was Davy, you remember, who
grew drowsy one winter afternoon before the fire and
sailed away with the goblin in his grandfather’s
clock. Robinson Crusoe was driven off his bearings
by stress of weather at sea. This is a popular
device for eluding the known world. Whenever
in your novel you come on a sentence like this On
the third night it came on to blow and that night and
the three succeeding days and nights we ran close-reefed
before the tempest whenever you come on
a sentence like that, you may know that the author
feels pinched and cramped by civilization, and is going
to regale you with some adventures of his uncharted
imagination which are likely to be worth your attention.
Then there was Sentimental Tommy!
Do you remember how he came to find the Enchanted
Street? It happened that there was a parade, “an
endless row of policemen walking in single file, all
with the right leg in the air at the same time, then
the left leg. Seeing at once that they were after
him, Tommy ran, ran, ran until in turning a corner
he found himself wedged between two legs. He
was of just sufficient size to fill the aperture, but
after a momentary lock he squeezed through, and they
proved to be the gate into an enchanted land.”
In that lies the whole philosophy of going without
a map. There is magic in the world then.
There are surprises. You do not know what is
ahead. And you cannot tell what is about to happen.
You move in a proper twilight of events. After
that Tommy went looking for policemen’s legs.
Doubtless there were some details of the wizardry that
he overlooked, as never again could he come out on
the Enchanted Street in quite the same fashion.
Alice had a different method. She fell down a
rabbit-hole and thereby freed herself from some very
irksome lessons and besides met several interesting
people, including a Duchess. Alice may be considered
the very John Cabot of the rabbit-hole. Before
her time it was known only to rabbits, wood-chucks,
and dogs on holidays, whose noses are muddy with poking.
But since her time all this is changed. Now it
is known as the portal of adventure. It is the
escape from the plane of life into its third dimension.
Children have the true understanding
of maps. They never yield slavishly to them.
If they want a pirates’ den they put it where
it is handiest, behind the couch in the sitting-room,
just beyond the glimmer of firelight. If they
want an Indian village, where is there a better place
than in the black space under the stairs, where it
can be reached without great fatigue after supper?
Farthest Thule may be behind the asparagus bed.
The North Pole itself may be decorated by Annie on
Monday afternoon with the week’s wash.
From whatever house you hear a child’s laugh,
if it be a real child and therefore a great poet,
you may know that from the garret window, even as
you pass, Sinbad, adrift on the Indian Ocean, may
be looking for a sail, and that the forty thieves huddle,
daggers drawn, in the coal hole. Then it is a
fine thing for a child to run away to sea well,
really not to sea, but down the street, past gates
and gates and gates, until it comes to the edge of
the known and sees a collie or some such terrible
thing. I myself have fine recollection of running
away from a farmhouse. Maybe I did not get more
than a hundred paces, but I looked on some broad heavens,
saw a new mystery in the night’s shadows, and
just before I became afraid I had a taste of a new
life.
To me it is strange that so few people
go down rabbit-holes. We cannot be expected to
find the same delight in squeezing our fat selves behind
the couch of evenings, nor can we hope to find that
the Chinese Mountains actually lie beyond our garden
fence. We cannot exactly run away either; after
one is twenty, that takes on an ugly and vagrant look,
commendable as it may be on the early marches.
Prince Hal is always a more amiable spectacle than
John Falstaff, much as we love the knight. But
there are men, however few, who although they are
beyond forty, retain in themselves a fine zest for
adventure. A man who, I am proud to say, is a
friend of mine and who is a devil for work by which
he is making himself known in the world, goes of evenings
into the most delightful truantry with his music.
And it isn’t only music, it is flowers and pictures
and books. Of course he has an unusual brain
and few men can hope to equal him. He is like
Disraeli in that respect, who, it is said, could turn
in a flash from the problem of financing the Suez
Canal to the contemplation of the daffodils nodding
along the fence. But do the rest of us try?
There are few men of business, no matter with what
singleness of purpose they have been installing their
machinery and counting their nickels, but will admit
that this is but a small part of life. They dream
of rabbit-holes, but they will never go down one.
I had dinner recently with a man who by his honesty
and perseverance has built up and maintained a large
and successful business. An orchestra was playing,
and when it finished the man told me that if he could
write music like that we had heard he would devote
himself to it. Well, if he has enough desire in
him for that speech, he owes it to himself that he
sound his own depths for the discoveries he may make.
It is doubtful if this quest would really lead him
to write music, God forbid; it might however induce
him to develop a latent appreciation until it became
in him both a refreshment and a stimulus.
There are many places uncharted that
are worth a visit. Treasure Island is somewhere
on the seas, the still-vex’d Bermoothes feel
the wind of some southern ocean, the coast of Bohemia
lies on the furthermost shore of fairyland all
of these wonderful, like white towers in the mind.
But nearer home, as near as the pirates’ den
that we built as children, within sight of our firelight,
should come the dreams and thoughts that set us free
from sordidness, that teach our minds versatility and
sympathy, that create for us hobbies and avocations
of worth, that rest and refresh us. If we must
be ocean liners all day, plodding between known and
monotonous ports, at least we may be tramp ships at
night, cargoed with strange stuffs and trafficking
for lonely and unvisited seas.