Kenneth Stockton was a man of letters,
and correspondingly poor. He was the literary
editor of a leading metropolitan daily; but this job
only netted him fifty dollars a week, and he was lucky
to get that much. The owner of the paper was
powerfully in favour of having the reviews done by
the sporting editor, and confining them to the books
of those publishers who bought advertising space.
This simple and statesmanlike view the owner had frequently
expressed in Mr. Stockton’s hearing, so the
latter was never very sure how long his job would continue.
But Mr. Stockton had a house, a wife,
and four children in New Utrecht, that very ingenious
suburb of Brooklyn. He had worked the problem
out to a nicety long ago. If he did not bring
home, on the average, eighty dollars a week, his household
would cease to revolve. It simply had to be done.
The house was still being paid for on the installment
plan. There were plumbers’ bills, servant’s
wages, clothes and schooling for the children, clothes
for the wife, two suits a year for himself, and the
dues of the Sheepshead Golf Club his only
extravagance. A simple middle-class routine,
but one that, once embarked upon, turns into a treadmill.
As I say, eighty dollars a week would just cover expenses.
To accumulate any savings, pay for life insurance,
and entertain friends, Stockton had to rise above
that minimum. If in any week he fell below that
figure he could not lie abed at night and “snort
his fill,” as the Elizabethan song naively puts
it.
There you have the groundwork of many a domestic drama.
Mr. Stockton worked pretty hard at
the newspaper office to earn his fifty dollars.
He skimmed faithfully all the books that came in, wrote
painstaking reviews, and took care to run cuts on his
literary page on Saturdays “to give the stuff
kick,” as the proprietor ordered. Though
he did so with reluctance, he was forced now and then
to approach the book publishers on the subject of
advertising. He gave earnest and honest thought
to his literary department, and was once praised by
Mr. Howells in Harper’s Magazine for
the honourable quality of his criticisms.
But Mr. Stockton, like most men, had
only a certain fund of energy and enthusiasm at his
disposal. His work on the paper used up the first
fruits of his zeal and strength. After that came
his article on current poetry, written (unsigned)
for a leading imitation literary weekly. The
preparation of this involved a careful perusal of at
least fifty journals, both American and foreign, and
I blush to say it brought him only fifteen dollars
a week. He wrote a weekly “New York Letter”
for a Chicago paper of bookish tendencies, in which
he told with a flavour of intimacy the goings on of
literary men in Manhattan whom he never had time or
opportunity to meet. This article was paid for
at space rates, which are less in Chicago than in
New York. On this count he averaged about six
dollars a week.
That brings us up to seventy-one dollars,
and also pretty close to the limit of our friend’s
endurance. The additional ten dollars or so needed
for the stability of the Stockton exchequer he earned
in various ways. Neighbours in New Utrecht would
hear his weary typewriter clacking far into the night.
He wrote short stories, of only fair merit; and he
wrote “Sunday stories,” which is the lowest
depth to which a self-respecting lover of literature
can fall. Once in a while he gave a lecture on
poetry, but he was a shy man, and he never was asked
to lecture twice in the same place. By almost
incredible exertions of courage and obstinacy he wrote
a novel, which was published, and sold 2,580 copies
the first year. His royalties on this amounted
to $348.30 not one-third as much, he reflected
sadly, as Irvin Cobb would receive for a single short
story. He even did a little private tutoring at
his home, giving the sons of some of his friends lessons
in English literature.
It is to be seen that Mr. Stockton’s
relatives, back in Indiana, were wrong when they wrote
to him admiringly as they did twice a year asking
for loans, and praising the bold and debonair life
of a man of letters in the great city. They did
not know that for ten years Mr. Stockton had refused
the offers of his friends to put him up for membership
at the literary club to which his fancy turned so fondly
and so often. He could not afford it. When
friends from out of town called on him, he took them
to Peck’s for a French table d’hote, with
an apologetic murmur.
But it is not to be thought that Mr.
Stockton was unhappy or discontented. Those who
have experienced the excitements of the existence
where one lives from hand to mouth and back to hand
again, with rarely more than fifty cents of loose
change in pocket, know that there is even a kind of
pleasurable exhilaration in it. The characters
in George Gissing’s Grub Street stories would
have thought Stockton rich indeed with his fifty-dollar
salary. But he was one of those estimable men
who have sense enough to give all their money to their
wives and keep none in their trousers. And though
his life was arduous and perhaps dull to outward view,
he was a passionate lover of books, and in his little
box at the back of the newspaper office, smoking a
corncob and thumping out his reviews, he was one of
the happiest men in New York. His thirst for
books was a positive bulimia; how joyful he was when
he found time to do a little work on his growing sheaf
of literary essays, which he intended to call “Casual
Ablutions,” after the famous sign in the British
Museum washroom.
It was Mr. Stockton’s custom
to take a trolley as far as the Brooklyn bridge, and
thence it was a pleasant walk to the office on Park
Row. Generally he left home about ten o’clock,
thus avoiding the rush of traffic in the earlier hours;
and loitering a little along the way, as becomes a
man of ideas, his article on poetry would jell in his
mind, and he would be at his desk a little after eleven.
There he would work until one o’clock with the
happy concentration of those who enjoy their tasks.
At that time he would go out for a bite of lunch, and
would then be at his desk steadily from two until
six. Dinner at home was at seven, and after that
he worked persistently in his little den under the
roof until past midnight.
One morning in spring he left New
Utrecht in a mood of perplexity, for to-day his even
routine was in danger of interruption. Halfway
across the bridge Stockton paused in some confusion
of spirit to look down on the shining river and consider
his course.
A year or so before this time, in
gathering copy for his poetry articles, he had first
come across the name of Finsbury Verne in an English
journal at the head of some exquisite verses.
From time to time he found more of this writer’s
lyrics in the English magazines, and at length he
had ventured a graceful article of appreciation.
It happened that he was the first in this country
to recognize Verne’s talent, and to his great
delight he had one day received a very charming letter
from the poet himself, thanking him for his understanding
criticism.
Stockton, though a shy and reticent
man, had the friendliest nature in the world, and
some underlying spirit of kinship in Verne’s
letter prompted him to warm response. Thus began
a correspondence which was a remarkable pleasure to
the lonely reviewer, who knew no literary men, although
his life was passed among books. Hardly dreaming
that they would ever meet, he had insisted on a promise
that if Verne should ever visit the States he would
make New Utrecht his headquarters. And now, on
this very morning, there had come a wireless message
via Seagate, saying that Verne was on a ship which
would dock that afternoon.
The dilemma may seem a trifling one,
but to Stockton’s sensitive nature it was gross
indeed. He and his wife knew that they could offer
but little to make the poet’s visit charming.
New Utrecht, on the way to Coney Island, is not a
likely perching ground for poets; the house was small,
shabby, and the spare room had long ago been made into
a workshop for the two boys, where they built steam
engines and pasted rotogravure pictures from the Sunday
editions on the walls. The servant was an enormous
coloured mammy, with a heart of ruddy gold, but in
appearance she was pure Dahomey. The bathroom
plumbing was out of order, the drawing-room rug was
fifteen years old, even the little lawn in front of
the house needed trimming, and the gardener would not
be round for several days. And Verne had given
them only a few hours’ notice. How like
a poet!
In his letters Stockton had innocently
boasted of the pleasant time they would have when
the writer should come to visit. He had spoken
of evenings beside the fire when they would talk for
hours of the things that interest literary men.
What would Verne think when he found the hearth only
a gas log, and one that had a peculiarly offensive
odour? This sickly sweetish smell had become
in years of intimacy very dear to Stockton, but he
could hardly expect a poet who lived in Well Walk,
Hampstead (O Shades of Keats!), and wrote letters from
a London literary club, to understand that sort of
thing. Why, the man was a grandson of Jules Verne,
and probably had been accustomed to refined surroundings
all his life. And now he was doomed to plumb the
sub-fuse depths of New Utrecht!
Stockton could not even put him up
at a club, as he belonged to none but the golf club,
which had no quarters for the entertainment of out-of-town
guests. Every detail of his home life was of the
shabby, makeshift sort which is so dear to one’s
self but needs so much explaining to outsiders.
He even thought with a pang of Lorna Doone, the fat,
plebeian little mongrel terrier which had meals with
the family and slept with the children at night.
Verne was probably used to staghounds or Zeppelin
hounds or something of the sort, he thought humorously.
English poets wear an iris halo in the eyes of humble
American reviewers. Those godlike creatures have
walked on Fleet Street, have bought books on Paternoster
Row, have drunk half-and-half and eaten pigeon pie
at the Salutation and Cat, and have probably roared
with laughter over some alehouse jest of Mr. Chesterton.
Stockton remembered the photograph
Verne had sent him, showing a lean, bearded face with
wistful dark eyes against a background of old folios.
What would that Olympian creature think of the drudge
of New Utrecht, a mere reviewer who sold his editorial
copies to pay for shag tobacco!
Well, thought Stockton, as he crossed
the bridge, rejoicing not at all in the splendid towers
of Manhattan, candescent in the April sun, they had
done all they could. He had left his wife telephoning
frantically to grocers, cleaning women, and florists.
He himself had stopped at the poultry market on his
way to the trolley to order two plump fowls for dinner,
and had pinched them with his nervous, ink-stained
fingers, as ordered by Mrs. Stockton, to test their
tenderness. They would send the three younger
children to their grandmother, to be interned there
until the storm had blown over; and Mrs. Stockton
was going to do what she could to take down the rotogravure
pictures from the walls of what the boys fondly called
the Stockton Art Gallery. He knew that Verne had
children of his own: perhaps he would be amused
rather than dismayed by the incongruities of their
dismantled guestroom. Presumably, the poet was
aver here for a lecture tour he would be
entertained and feted everywhere by the cultured rich,
for the appreciation which Stockton had started by
his modest little essay had grown to the dimension
of a fad.
He looked again at the telegram which
had shattered the simple routine of his unassuming
life. “On board Celtic dock this afternoon
three o’clock hope see you. Verne.”
He sneezed sharply, as was his unconscious habit when
nervous. In desperation he stopped at a veterinary’s
office on Frankfort Street, and left orders to have
the doctor’s assistant call for Lorna Doone
and take her away, to be kept until sent for.
Then he called at a wine merchant’s and bought
three bottles of claret of a moderate vintage.
Verne had said something about claret in one of his
playful letters. Unfortunately, the man’s
grandfather was a Frenchman, and undoubtedly he knew
all about wines.
Stockton sneezed so loudly and so
often at his desk that morning that all his associates
knew something was amiss. The Sunday editor, who
had planned to borrow fifty cents from him at lunch
time, refrained from doing so, in a spirit of pure
Christian brotherhood. Even Bob Bolles, the hundred-and-fifty-dollar-a-week
conductor of “The Electric Chair,” the
paper’s humorous column, came in to see what
was up. Bob’s “contribs” had
been generous that morning, and he was in unusually
good humour for a humourist.
“What’s the matter, Stock,”
he inquired genially, “Got a cold? Or has
George Moore sent in a new novel?”
Stockton looked up sadly from the
proofs he was correcting. How could he confess
his paltry problem to this debonair creature who wore
life lightly, like a flower, and played at literature
as he played tennis, with swerve and speed? Bolles
was a bachelor, the author of a successful comedy,
and a member of the smart literary club which was over
the reviewer’s horizon, although in the great
ocean of letters the humourist was no more than a
surf bather. Stockton shook his head. No
one but a married man and an unsuccessful author could
understand his trouble.
“A touch of asthma,” he
fibbed shyly. “I always have it at this
time of year.”
“Come and have some lunch,”
said the other. “We’ll go up to the
club and have some ale. That’ll put you
on your feet.”
“Thanks, ever so much,”
said Stockton, “but I can’t do it to-day.
Got to make up my page. I tell you what, though ”
He hesitated, and flushed a little.
“Say it,” said Bolles kindly.
“Verne is in town to-day; the
English poet, you know. Grandson of old Jules
Verne. I’m going to put him up at my house.
I wish you’d take him around to the club for
lunch some day while he’s here. He ought
to meet some of the men there. I’ve been
corresponding with him for a long time, and I I’m
afraid I rather promised to take him round there, as
though I were a member, you know.”
“Great snakes!” cried
Bolles. “Verne? the author of ‘Candle
Light’? And you’re going to put him
up? You lucky devil. Why, the man’s
bigger than Masefield. Take him to lunch I
should say I will; Why, I’ll put him in the
colyum. Both of you come round there to-morrow
and we’ll have an orgy. I’ll order
larks’ tongues and convolvulus salad. I
didn’t know you knew him.”
“I don’t yet,”
said Stockton. “I’m going down to
meet his steamer this afternoon.”
“Well, that’s great news,”
said the volatile humourist. And he ran downstairs
to buy the book of which he had so often heard but
had never read.
The sight of Bolles’ well-cut
suit of tweeds had reminded Stockton that he
was still wearing the threadbare serge that had done
duty for three winters, and would hardly suffice for
the honours to come. Hastily he blue-pencilled
his proofs, threw them into the wire basket, and hurried
outdoors to seek the nearest tailor. He stopped
at the bank first, to draw out fifty dollars for emergencies.
Then he entered the first clothier’s shop he
encountered on Nassau Street.
Mr. Stockton was a nervous man, especially
so in the crises when he was compelled to buy anything
so important as a suit, for usually Mrs. Stockton
supervised the selection. To-day his Unlucky star
was in the zenith. His watch pointed to close
on two o’clock, and he was afraid he might be
late for the steamer, which docked far uptown.
In his haste, and governed perhaps by some subconscious
recollection of the humourist’s attractive shaggy
tweeds, he allowed himself to be fitted with
an ochre-coloured suit of some fleecy checked material
grotesquely improper for his unassuming figure.
It was the kind of cloth and cut that one sees only
in the windows of Nassau Street. Happily he was
unaware of the enormity of his offence against society,
and rapidly transferring his belongings to the new
pockets, he paid down the purchase price and fled
to the subway.
When he reached the pier at the foot
of Fourteenth Street he saw that the steamer was still
in midstream and it would be several minutes before
she warped in to the dock. He had no pass from
the steamship office, but on showing his newspaperman’s
card the official admitted him to the pier, and he
took his stand at the first cabin gangway, trembling
a little with nervousness, but with a pleasant feeling
of excitement no less. He gazed at the others
waiting for arriving travellers and wondered whether
any of the peers of American letters had come to meet
the poet. A stoutish, neatly dressed gentleman
with a gray moustache looked like Mr. Howells, and
he thrilled again. It was hardly possible that
he, the obscure reviewer, was the only one who had
been notified of Verne’s arrival. That
tall, hawk-faced man whose limousine was purring outside
must be a certain publisher he knew by sight.
What would these gentlemen say when
they learned that the poet was to stay with Kenneth
Stockton, in New Utrecht? He rolled up the mustard-coloured
trousers one more round they were much too
long for him and watched the great hull
slide along the side of the pier with a peculiar tingling
shudder that he had not felt since the day of his
wedding.
He expected no difficulty in recognizing
Finsbury Verne, for he was very familiar with his
photograph. As the passengers poured down the
slanting gangway, all bearing the unmistakable air
and stamp of superiority that marks those who have
just left the sacred soil of England, he scanned the
faces with an eye of keen regard. To his surprise
he saw the gentlemen he had marked respectively as
Mr. Howells and the publisher greet people who had
not the slightest resemblance to the poet, and go
with them to the customs alcoves. Traveller after
traveller hurried past him, followed by stewards carrying
luggage; gradually the flow of people thinned, and
then stopped altogether, save for one or two invalids
who were being helped down the incline by nurses.
And still no sign of Finsbury Verne.
Suddenly a thought struck him.
Was it possible that the second class?
His eye brightened and he hurried to the gangway, fifty
yards farther down the pier, where the second-cabin
passengers were disembarking.
There were more of the latter, and
the passageway was still thronged. Just as Stockton
reached the foot of the plank a little man in green
ulster and deerstalker cap, followed by a plump little
woman and four children in single file, each holding
fast to the one in front like Alpine climbers, came
down the narrow bridge, taking almost ludicrous care
not to slip on the cleated boards. To his amazement
the reviewer recognized the dark beard and soulful
eyes of the poet.
Mr. Verne clutched in rigid arms,
not a roll of manuscripts, but a wriggling French
poodle, whose tufted tail waved under the poet’s
chin. The lady behind him, evidently his wife,
as she clung steadfastly to the skirt of his ulster,
held tightly in the other hand a large glass jar in
which two agitated goldfish were swimming, while the
four children watched their parents with anxious eyes
for the safety of their pets. “Daddy, look
out for Ink!” shrilled one of them, as the struggles
of the poodle very nearly sent him into the water
under the ship’s side. Two smiling stewards
with mountainous portmanteaux followed the party.
“Mother, are Castor and Pollux all right?”
cried the smallest child, and promptly fell on his
nose on the gangway, disrupting the file.
Stockton, with characteristic delicacy,
refrained from making himself known until the Vernes
had recovered from the embarrassments of leaving the
ship. He followed them at a distance to the “V”
section where they waited for the customs examination.
With mingled feelings he saw that Finsbury Verne was
no cloud-walking deity, but one even as himself, indifferently
clad, shy and perplexed of eye, worried with the comic
cares of a family man. All his heart warmed toward
the poet, who stood in his bulging greatcoat, perspiring
and aghast at the uproar around him. He shrank
from imagining what might happen when he appeared at
home with the whole family, but without hesitation
he approached and introduced himself.
Verne’s eyes shone with unaffected
pleasure at the meeting, and he presented the reviewer
to his wife and the children, two boys and two girls.
The two boys, aged about ten and eight, immediately
uttered cryptic remarks which Stockton judged were
addressed to him.
“Castorian!” cried the
larger boy, looking at the yellow suit.
“Polluxite!” piped the other in the same
breath.
Mrs. Verne, in some embarrassment,
explained that the boys were in the throes of a new
game they had invented on the voyage. They had
created two imaginary countries, named in honour of
the goldfish, and it was now their whim to claim for
their respective countries any person or thing that
struck their fancy. “Castoria was first,”
said Mrs. Verne, “so you must consider yourself
a citizen of that nation.”
Somewhat shamefaced at this sudden
honour, Mr. Stockton turned to the poet. “You’re
all coming home with me, aren’t you?” he
said. “I got your telegram this morning.
We’d be delighted to have you.”
“It’s awfully good of
you,” said the poet, “but as a matter of
fact we’re going straight on to the country
to-morrow morning. My wife has some relatives
in Yonkers, wherever they are, and she and the children
are going to stay with them. I’ve got to
go up to Harvard to give some lectures.”
A rush of cool, sweet relief bathed Stockton’s
brow.
“Why, I’m disappointed
you’re going right on,” he stammered.
“Mrs. Stockton and I were hoping ”
“My dear fellow, we could never
impose such a party on your hospitality,” said
Verne. “Perhaps you can recommend us to
some quiet hotel where we can stay the night.”
Like all New Yorkers, Stockton could
hardly think of the name of any hotel when asked suddenly.
At first he said the Astor House, and then remembered
that it had been demolished years before. At last
he recollected that a brother of his from Indiana
had once stayed at the Obelisk.
After the customs formalities were
over not without embarrassment, as Mr.
Verne’s valise when opened displayed several
pairs of bright red union suits and a half-empty bottle
of brandy Stockton convoyed them to a taxi.
Noticing the frayed sleeve of the poet’s ulster
he felt quite ashamed of the aggressive newness of
his clothes. And when the visitors whirled away,
after renewed promises for a meeting a little later
in the spring, he stood for a moment in a kind of
daze. Then he hurried toward the nearest telephone
booth.
As the Vernes sat at dinner that night
in the Abyssinian Room of the Obelisk Hotel, the poet
said to his wife: “It would have been delightful
to spend a few days with the Stocktons.”
“My dear,” said she, “I
wouldn’t have these wealthy Americans see how
shabby we are for anything. The children are positively
in rags, and your clothes well, I don’t
know what they’ll think at Harvard. You
know if this lecture trip doesn’t turn out well
we shall be simply bankrupt.”
The poet sighed. “I believe
Stockton has quite a charming place in the country
near New York,” he said.
“That may be so,” said
Mrs. Verne. “But did you ever see such clothes?
He looked like a canary.”