This was the last of Mr. Twist’s
worries before the opening day.
Remorseful that he should have shirked
helping the Annas to bear Mrs. Bilton, besides having
had a severe fright on perceiving how near his shirking
had brought the party to disaster, he now had his meals
with the others and spent the evenings with them as
well. He was immensely grateful to Mrs. Bilton.
Her grit had saved them. He esteemed and respected
her. Indeed, he shook hands with her then and
there at the end of her speech, and told her he did,
and the least he could do after that was to come to
dinner. But this very genuine appreciation didn’t
prevent his finding her at close quarters what Anna-Rose,
greatly chastened, now only called temperately “a
little much,” and the result was a really frantic
hurrying on of the work. He had rather taken,
those first four days of being relieved of responsibility
in regard to the twins, to finnicking with details,
to dwelling lovingly on them with a sense of having
a margin to his time, and things accordingly had considerably
slowed down; but after twenty-four hours of Mrs. Bilton
they hurried up again, and after forty-eight of her
the speed was headlong. At the end of forty-eight
hours it seemed to Mr. Twist more urgent than anything
he had ever known that he should get out of the shanty,
get into somewhere with space in it, and sound-proof
walls lots of walls and long
passages between people’s doors; and before the
rooms in the inn were anything like finished he insisted
on moving in.
“You must turn to on this last
lap and help fix them up,” he said to the twins.
“It’ll be a bit uncomfortable at first,
but you must just take off your coats to it and not
mind.”
Mind? Turn to? It was what
they were languishing for. It was what, in the
arid hours under the ilex tree, collected so ignominiously
round Mrs. Bilton’s knee they had been panting
for, like thirsty dogs with their tongues out.
And such is the peculiar blessedness of work that
instantly, the moment there was any to be done, everything
that was tangled and irritating fell quite naturally
into its proper place. Magically life straightened
itself out smooth, and left off being difficult. Arbeit
und Liebe, as their mother used to say, dropping into German whenever a
sentence seemed to her to sound better that way Arbeit und Liebe:
these were the two great things of life; the two great
angels, as she assured them, under whose spread-out
wings lay happiness.
With a hungry zeal, with the violent energy of reaction, the
Annas fell upon work. They started unpacking. All the things they
had bought in Acapulco, the linen, the china, the teaspoons, the feminine
touches that had been piled up waiting in the barn, were pulled out and undone
and carried indoors. They sorted, and they counted, and they arranged on
shelves. Anna-Rose flew in and out with her arms full.
Anna-Felicitas slouched zealously after her, her arms full too when she started,
but not nearly so full when she got there owing to the way things had of
slipping through them and dropping on to the floor. They were in a
blissful, busy confusion. Their faces shone with heat and happiness.
Here was liberty; here was freedom; here was true dignity Arbeit
und Liebe....
When Mr. Twist, as he did whenever
he could, came and looked on for a moment in his shirt
sleeves, with his hat on the back of his head and
his big, benevolent spectacles so kind, Anna-Rose’s
cup seemed full. Her dimple never disappeared
for a moment. It was there all day long now;
and even when she was asleep it still lurked in the
corner of her mouth. Arbeit und Liebe.
Immense was the reaction of self-respect
that took hold of the twins. They couldn’t
believe they were the people who had been so crude
and ill-conditioned as to hide Mrs. Bilton’s
belongings, and actually finally to hide themselves.
How absurd. How like children. How unpardonably
undignified. Anna-Rose held forth volubly to this
effect while she arranged the china, and Anna-Felicitas
listened assentingly, with a kind of grave, ashamed
sheepishness.
The result of this reaction was that
Mrs. Bilton, whose pressure on them was relieved by
the necessity of her too being in several places at
once, and who was displaying her customary grit, now
became the definite object of their courtesy.
They were the mistresses of a house, they began to
realize, and as such owed her every consideration.
This bland attitude was greatly helped by their not
having to sleep with her any more, and they found
that the mere coming fresh to her each morning made
them feel polite and well-disposed. Besides, they
were thoroughly and finally grown-up now, Anna-Rose
declared never, never to lapse again.
They had had their lesson, she said, gone through a
crisis, and done that which Aunt Alice used to say
people did after severe trials, aged considerably.
Anna-Felicitas wasn’t quite
so sure. Her own recent behaviour had shaken
and shocked her too much. Who would have thought
she would have gone like that? Gone all to pieces,
back to sheer naughtiness, on the first provocation?
It was quite easy, she reflected while she worked,
and cups kept on detaching themselves mysteriously
from her fingers, and tables tumbling over at her
approach, to be polite and considerate to somebody
you saw very little of, and even, as she found herself
doing, to get fond of the person; but suppose circumstances
threw one again into the person’s continual
society, made one again have to sleep in the same
room? Anna-Felicitas doubted whether it would
be possible for her to stand such a test, in spite
of her earnest desire to behave; she doubted, indeed,
whether anybody ever did stand that test successfully.
Look at husbands.
Meanwhile there seemed no likelihood
of its being applied again. Each of them had
now a separate bedroom, and Mrs. Bilton had, in the
lavish American fashion, her own bathroom, so that
even at that point there was no collision. The
twins’ rooms were connected by a bathroom all
to themselves, with no other door into it except the
doors from their bedrooms, and Mr. Twist, who dwelt
discreetly at the other end of the house, also had
a bathroom of his own. It seemed as natural for
American architects to drop bathrooms about, thought
Anna-Rose, as for the little clouds in the psalms
to drop fatness. They shed them just as easily,
and the results were just as refreshing. To persons
hailing from Pomerania, a place arid of bathrooms,
it was the last word of luxury and comfort to have
one’s own. Their pride in theirs amused
Mr. Twist, used from childhood to these civilized
arrangements; but then, as they pointed out to him,
he hadn’t lived in Pomerania, where nothing stood
between you and being dirty except the pump.
But it wasn’t only the bathrooms
that made the inn as planned by Mr. Twist and the
architect seem to the twins the most perfect, the most
wonderful magic little house in the world: the
intelligent American spirit was in every corner, and
it was full of clever, simple devices for saving labour so
full that it almost seemed to the Annas as if it would
get up quite unaided at six every morning and do itself;
and they were sure that if the smallest encouragement
were given to the kitchen-stove it would cook and
dish up a dinner all alone. Everything in the
house was on these lines. The arrangements for
serving innumerable teas with ease were admirable.
They were marvels of economy and clever thinking-out.
The architect was surprised at the attention and thought
Mr. Twist concentrated on this particular part of the
future housekeeping. “You seem sheer crazy
on teas,” he remarked; to which Mr. Twist merely
replied that he was.
The last few days before the opening
were as full of present joy and promise of yet greater
joys to come as the last few days of a happy betrothal.
They reminded Anna-Felicitas of those days in April,
those enchanting days she had always loved the best,
when the bees get busy for the first time, and suddenly
there are wallflowers and a flowering currant bush
and the sound of the lawn being mown and the smell
of cut grass. How one’s heart leaps up
to greet them, she thought. What a thrill of
delight rushes through one’s body, of new hope,
of delicious expectation.
Even Li Koo, the wooden-faced, the
brief and rare of speech seemed to feel the prevailing
satisfaction and harmony and could be heard in the
evenings singing strange songs among his pots.
And what he was singing, only nobody knew it, were
soft Chinese hymns of praise of the two white-lily
girls, whose hair was woven sunlight, and whose eyes
were deep and blue even as the waters that washed
about the shores of his father’s dwelling-place.
For Li Koo, the impassive and inarticulate, in secret
seethed with passion. Which was why his cakes
were so wonderful. He had to express himself
somehow.
But while up on their sun-lit, eucalyptus-crowned
slopes Mr. Twist and his party he always
thought of them as his party were innocently
and happily busy full of hopefulness and mutual goodwill,
down in the town and in the houses scattered over
the lovely country round the town, people were talking.
Everybody knew about the house Teapot Twist was doing
up, for the daily paper had told them that Mr. Edward
A. Twist had bought the long uninhabited farmhouse
in Pepper Lane known as Batt’s, and was converting
it into a little ventre-a-terre for his widowed
mother launching once more into French,
as though there were something about Mr. Twist magnetic
to that language. Everybody knew this, and it
was perfectly natural for a well-off Easterner to have
a little place out West, even if the choice of the
little place was whimsical. But what about the
Miss Twinklers? Who and what were they? And
also, Why?
There were three weeks between the
departure of the Twist party from the Cosmopolitan
and the opening of the inn, and in that time much had
been done in the way of conjecture. The first
waves of it flowed out from the Cosmopolitan, and
were met almost at once by waves flowing in from the
town. Good-natured curiosity gave place to excited
curiosity when the rumour got about that the Cosmopolitan
had been obliged to ask Mr. Twist to take his entourage
somewhere else. Was it possible the cute little
girls, so well known by sight on Main Street going
from shop to shop, were secretly scandalous?
It seemed almost unbelievable, but luckily nothing
was really unbelievable.
The manager of the hotel, dropped
in upon casually by one guest after the other, and
interviewed as well by determined gentlemen from the
local press, was not to be drawn. His reserve
was most interesting. Miss Heap knitted and knitted
and was persistently enigmatic. Her silence was
most exciting. On the other hand, Mrs. Ridding’s
attitude was merely one of contempt, dismissing the
Twinklers with a heavy gesture. Why think or
trouble about a pair of chits like that? They
had gone; Albert was quiet again; and wasn’t
that the gong for dinner?
But doubts as to the private morals
of the Twist entourage presently were superseded
by much graver and more perturbing doubts. Nobody
knew when exactly this development took place.
Acapulco had been enjoying the first set of doubts.
There was no denying that doubts about somebody else’s
morals were not unpleasant. They did give one,
if one examined one’s sensations carefully,
a distinct agreeable tickle; they did add the kick
to lives which, if they had been virtuous for a very
long time like the lives of the Riddings, or virgin
for a very long time like the life of Miss Heap, were
apt to be flat. But from the doubts that presently
appeared and overshadowed the earlier ones, one got
nothing but genuine discomfort and uneasiness.
Nobody knew how or when they started. Quite suddenly
they were there.
This was in the November before America’s
coming into the war. The feeling in Acapulco
was violently anti-German. The great majority
of the inhabitants, permanent and temporary, were
deeply concerned at the conduct of their country in
not having, immediately after the torpedoing of the
Lusitania, joined the Allies. They found
it difficult to understand, and were puzzled and suspicious,
as well as humiliated in their national pride.
Germans who lived in the neighbourhood, or who came
across from the East for the winter, were politely
tolerated, but the attitude toward them was one of
growing watchfulness and distrust; and week by week
the whispered stories of spies and gun-emplacements
and secret stores of arms in these people’s
cellars or back gardens, grew more insistent and detailed.
There certainly had been at least one spy, a real
authentic one, afterward shot in England, who had stayed
near-by, and the nerves of the inhabitants had that
jumpiness on this subject with which the inhabitants
of other countries have long been familiar. All
the customary inexplicable lights were seen; all the
customary mysterious big motor cars rushed at forbidden
and yet unhindered speeds along unusual roads at unaccountable
hours; all the customary signalling out to sea was
observed and passionately sworn to by otherwise calm
people. It was possible, the inhabitants found,
to believe with ease things about Germans those
who were having difficulty with religion wished it
were equally easy to believe things about God.
There was nothing Germans wouldn’t think of
in the way of plotting, and nothing they wouldn’t,
having thought of it, carry out with deadly thoroughness
and patience.
And into this uneasy hotbed of readiness
to believe the worst, arrived the Twinkler twins,
rolling their r’s about.
It needed but a few inquiries to discover
that none of the young ladies’ schools in the
neighbourhood had been approached on their behalf;
hardly inquiries, mere casual talk was sufficient,
ordinary chatting with the principals of these establishments
when one met them at the lectures and instructive
evenings the more serious members of the community
organized and supported. Not many of the winter
visitors went to these meetings, but Miss Heap did.
Miss Heap had a restless soul. It was restless
because it was worried by perpetual thirst, she
couldn’t herself tell after what; it wasn’t
righteousness, for she knew she was still worldly,
so perhaps it was culture. Anyhow she would give
culture a chance, and accordingly she went to the
instructive evenings. Here she met that other
side of Acapulco which doesn’t play bridge and
is proud to know nothing of polo, which believes in
education, and goes in for mind training and welfare
work; which isn’t, that is, well off.
Nobody here had been asked to educate
the Twinklers. No classes had been joined by
them.
Miss Heap was so enigmatic, she who
was naturally of an unquiet and exercise-loving tongue,
that this graver, more occupied section of the inhabitants
was instantly as much pervaded by suspicions as the
idlest of the visitors in the hotels and country houses.
It waved aside the innocent appearance and obvious
extreme youth of the suspects. Useless to look
like cherubs if it were German cherubs you looked like.
Useless being very nearly children if it were German
children you very nearly were. Why, precisely
these qualities would be selected by those terribly
clever Germans for the furtherance of their nefarious
schemes. It would be quite in keeping with the
German national character, that character of bottomless
artfulness, to pick out two such young girls with just
that type of empty, baby face, and send them over to
help weave the gigantic invisible web with which America
was presently to be choked dead.
The serious section of Acapulco, the
section that thought, hit on this explanation of the
Twinklers with no difficulty whatever once its suspicions
were roused because it was used to being able to explain
everything instantly. It was proud of its explanation,
and presented it to the town with much the same air
of deprecating but conscious achievement with which
one presents drinking-fountains.
Then there was the lawyer to whom
Mr. Twist had gone about the guardianship. He
said nothing, but he was clear in his mind that the
girls were German and that Mr. Twist wanted to hide
it. He had thought more highly of Mr. Twist’s
intelligence than this. Why hide it? America
was a neutral country; technically she was neutral,
and Germans could come and go as they pleased.
Why unnecessarily set tongues wagging? He did
not, being of a continuous shrewd alertness himself,
a continuous wide-awakeness and minute consideration
of consequences, realize, and if he had he wouldn’t
have believed, the affectionate simplicity and unworldliness
of Mr. Twist. If it had been pointed out to him
he would have dismissed it as a pose; for a man who
makes money in any quantity worth handling isn’t
affectionately simple and unworldly he is
calculating and steely.
The lawyer was puzzled. How did
Mr. Twist manage to have a forehead and a fortune
like that, and yet be a fool? True, he had a funny
sort of face on him once you got down to the nose
part and what came after, a family sort
of face, thought the lawyer; a sort of rice pudding,
wet-nurse face. The lawyer listened intently to
all the talk and rumours, while himself saying nothing.
In spite of being a married man, his scruples about
honour hadn’t been blunted by the urge to personal
freedom and the necessity for daily self-defence that
sometimes afflicts those who have wives. He remained
honourably silent, as he had said he would, but he
listened; and he came to the conclusion that either
there was a quite incredible amount of stupidity about
the Twist party, or that there was something queer.
What he didn’t know, and what
nobody knew, was that the house being got ready with
such haste was to be an inn. He, like the rest
of the world, took the newspapers ventre-a-terre
theory of the house for granted, and it was only the
expectation of the arrival of that respectable lady,
the widowed Mrs. Twist, which kept the suspicions a
little damped down. They smouldered, hesitating,
beneath this expectation; for Teapot Twist’s
family life had been voluminously described in the
entire American press when first his invention caught
on, and it was known to be pure. There had been
snapshots of the home at Clark where he had been born,
of the home at Clark (west aspect) where he would die Mr.
Twist read with mild surprise that his liveliest wish
was to die in the old home of the corner
in the Clark churchyard where he would probably be
entombed, with an inset showing his father’s
gravestone on which would clearly be read the announcement
that he was the Resurrection and the Life. And
there was an inset of his mother, swathed in the black
symbols of ungluttable grief, a most creditable
mother. And there were accounts of the activities
of another near relative, that Uncle Charles who presided
over the Church of Heavenly Refreshment in New York,
and a snapshot of his macerated and unrefreshed body
in a cassock, a most creditable uncle.
These articles hadn’t appeared
so very long ago, and the impression survived and
was general that Mr. Twist’s antecedents were
unimpeachable. If it were true that the house
was for his mother and she was shortly arriving, then,
although still very odd and unintelligible, it was
probable that his being there now with the two Germans
was after all capable of explanation. Not much
of an explanation, though. Even the moderates
who took this view felt this. One wasn’t
with Germans these days if one could help it.
There was no getting away from that simple fact.
The inevitable deduction was that Mr. Twist couldn’t
help it. Why couldn’t he help it?
Was he enslaved by a scandalous passion for them, a
passion cold-bloodedly planned for him by the German
Government, which was known to have lists of the notable
citizens of the United States with photographs and
details of their probable weaknesses, and was exactly
informed of their movements? He had met the Twinklers,
so it was reported, on a steamer coming over from
England. Of course. All arranged by the
German Government. That was the peculiar evil
greatness of this dangerous people, announced the
serious section of Acapulco, again with the drinking-fountain-presentation
air, that nothing was too private or too petty to
escape their attention, to be turned to their own wicked
uses. They were as economical of the smallest
scraps of possible usefulness as a French cook of
the smallest scraps and leavings of food. Everything
was turned to account. Nothing was wasted.
Even the mosquitoes in Germany were not wasted.
They contained juices, Germans had discovered, especially
after having been in contact with human beings, and
with these juices the talented but unscrupulous Germans
made explosives. Could one sufficiently distrust
a nation that did things like that? asked the serious
section of Acapulco.