These had been a long spell of fair
weather, and the Earl of Barfield had carried on his
warfare against all and sundry who permitted the boughs
of their garden trees to overhang the public highway,
for a space of little less than a month. The
campaign had been conducted with varying success,
but the old nobleman counted as many victories as
fights, and was disposed, on the whole, to be content
with himself. He was an old and experienced warrior
in this cause, and had learned to look with a philosophic
eye upon reverses.
But on the day following that which
saw the introduction of his lordship’s parliamentary
nominee to the quartette party, his lordship encountered
a check which called for all the resources of philosophy.
He was routed by his own henchman, Joseph Beaker.
The defeat arrived in this wise:
his lordship having carefully arranged his rounds
so that Joseph should carry the ladder all the long
distances while he himself bore it all the short ones,
had found himself so flurried by the defeat he had
encountered at the hands of Miss Blythe, that he had
permitted Joseph to take up the ladder and carry it
away from where it had leaned against the apple-tree
in the little old lady’s garden. This unforeseen
incident had utterly disarranged his plans, and since
he had been unadvised enough to post his servitor in
the particulars of the campaign, Joseph had been quick
to discover his own advantage.
“We will go straight on to Willis’s,
Joseph,” said his lordship, when they began
their rounds that afternoon. The stroke was simple,
but, if it should only succeed, was effective.
“We bain’t a-goin’
to pass Widder Hotchkiss, be we, governor?” demanded
Joseph, who saw through the device. His lordship
decided not to hear the question, and walked on a
little ahead, swinging the billhook and the saw.
Joseph Beaker revolved in his mind
his own plan of action. In front of Widow Hotchkiss’s
cottage the trees were unusually luxuriant, and the
boughs hung unusually low. When they were reached,
Joseph contrived to entangle his ladder and to bring
himself to a stand-still, with every appearance of
naturalness.
“My blessed!” he mumbled,
“this here’s a disgrace to the parish,
gaffer. Theer’s nothin’ in all Heydon
Hay as can put a patch on it. Thee bissent agoin’
past this, beest? Her’s as small-sperited
as a rabbit-the widder is.”
“We’ll take it another
time, Joseph,” said his lordship, striving to
cover his confusion by taking a bigger pinch of snuff
than common-“another time, Joseph,
another time.”
“Well,” said Joseph, tossing
his lop-sided head, as if he had at last fathomed
the folly and weakness of human nature, and resigned
himself to his own mournful discoveries, “I
should niver ha’ thought it.” He made
a show of shouldering the ladder disgustedly, but dropped
it again. “We fled afore a little un yesterday,”
he said. “I did look for a show o’
courage here, governor.” His lordship hesitated.
“Why, look at it,” pursued Joseph, waving
a hand towards the overhanging verdure; “it ’ud
be a sinful crime to go by it.”
“Put up the ladder, Joseph,”
replied his lordship, in a voice of sudden resolve.
The Hotchkiss case was a foregone victory for him,
and his own desires chimed with Joseph’s arguments,
even while he felt himself outgeneralled.
The widow sweetened the business by
a feeble protest, and the Earl of Barfield was lordly
with ner.
“Must come down, my good woman,”
said his lordship, firmly, “must come down.
Obstruct the highway. Disgrace to the parish.”
“That’s what I said,”
mumbled Joseph, as he steadied the ladder from below.
The widow watched the process wistfully, and my lord
chopped and sawed with unwonted gusto. Branch
after branch fell into the lane, and the aged nobleman
puffed and sweated with his grateful labor. He
had not had such a joyful turn for many a day.
The widow moaned like a winter wind in a key-hole,
and when his lordship at last descended from his perch
she was wiping her eyes with her apron.
“I know full well what poor
folks has got to put up with at the hands o’
them as the Lord has set in authority,” said
the widow, “but it’s cruel hard to have
a body’s bits o’ trees chopped and lopped
i’ that way. When ourn was alive his lordship
niver laid a hand upon ’em. Ourn ’ud
niver ha’ bent himself to put up wi’ it,
that he niver would, and Lord Barfield knows it; for
though he was no better nor a market-gardener, he
was one o’ them as knowed what was becomin’
between man and man, be he niver so lowly, and his
lordship the lord o’ the manor for miles around.”
“Tut, tut, my good woman,”
returned his lordship. “Pooh, pooh!
Do for firewood. Nice and dry against the winter.
Much better there than obstructing the high-road-much
better. Joseph Beaker, take the ladder.”
“My turn next time,” replied Joseph.
“Carried it here.”
His lordship, a little abashed, feigned to consider,
and took snuff.
“Quite right, Joseph,”
he answered, “quite right. Quite fair to
remind me. Perfectly fair.” But he
was a good deal blown and wearied with his exertions,
and though anxious to escape the moanings of the widow
he had no taste for the exercise which awaited him.
He braced himself for the task, however, and handing
the tools to his henchman, manfully shouldered the
ladder and started away with it. The lane was
circuitous, and when once he had rounded the first
corner he paused and set down his burden. “It’s
unusually warm to-day, Joseph,” he said, mopping
at his wrinkled forehead.
“Theer’s a coolish breeze,” replied
Joseph, “and a-plenty o’ shadder.”
“Do you know, Joseph,”
said the earl, in a casual tone, “I think I shall
have to get you to take this turn. I am a little
tired.”
“Carried it last turn,” said Joseph, decidedly.
“A bargain’s a bargain.”
“Certainly, certainly,”
returned his lordship, “a bargain is a
bargain, Joseph.” He sat down upon one of
the lower rungs of the ladder and fanned himself with
a pocket-handkerchief. “But you know, Joseph,”
he began again after a pause, “nobody pushes
a bargain too hard. If you carry the ladder this
time I will carry it next. Come now-what
do you say to that?”
“It’s a quarter of a mile
from here to Willis’s,” said Joseph, “and
it ain’t five score yards from theer to the
Tan-yard. Theer’s some,” he added,
with an almost philosophic air, “as knows when
they are well off.”
“I’ll give you an extra
penny,” said his lordship, condescending to
bargain.
“I’ll do it for a extry sixpince,”
replied Joseph.
“I’ll make it twopence,”
said his lordship-“twopence and a
screw of snuff.”
“I’ll do it for a extry
sixpince,” Joseph repeated, doggedly.
Noblesse oblige. There
was a point beyond which the Earl of Barfield could
not haggle. He surrendered, but it galled him,
and the agreeable sense of humor with which he commonly
regarded Joseph Beaker failed him for the rest of
that afternoon. It happened, also, that the people
who remained to be encountered one and all opposed
him, and with the exception of his triumph over the
Widow Hotchkiss the day was a day of failure.
When, therefore, his lordship turned
his steps homeward he was in a mood to be tart with
anybody, and it befell that Ferdinand was the first
person on whom he found an opportunity of venting his
gathered sours. The young gentleman heaved in
sight near the lodge gates, smoking a cigar and gazing
about him with an air of lazy nonchalance which had
very much the look of being practised in hours of private
leisure. Behind him came the valet, bearing the
big square color-box, the camp-stool, and the clumsy
field easel.
“Daubing again, I presume?”
said his lordship, snappishly.
“Yes,” said Ferdinand,
holding his cigar at arm’s-length and flicking
at the ash with his little finger, “daubing
again.”
His lordship felt the tone and gesture
to be irritating and offensive.
“Joseph Beaker,” he said,
“take the ladder to the stables. I have
done with you for to-day. Upon my word, Ferdinand,”
he continued, when Joseph had shambled through the
gateway with the ladder, “I think you answer
me with very little consideration, for-in
short, I think your manner a little wanting in-I
don’t care to be addressed in that way, Ferdinand.”
“I am sorry, sir,” said
Ferdinand. “I did not mean to be disrespectful.
You spoke of my daubing. I desired to admit the
justice of the term. Nothing more, I assure you.”
His lordship, in his irritated mood,
felt the tone to-be more irritating and offensive
than before.
“I tell you candidly, Ferdinand,
that I do not approve of the manner in which you spend
your time here. If you imagine that you can walk
over the course here without an effort you are very
much mistaken. I take this idleness and indifference
very ill, sir, very ill indeed, and if we are beaten
I shall know on whom the blame will rest. The
times are not what they were, Ferdinand, and constitutional
principles are in danger.”
“Really, sir,” returned
Ferdinand, “one can’t be electioneering
all the year round. There can’t be a dissolution
before the autumn. When the time comes I will
work as hard as you can ask me to do.”
“Pooh, pooh!” said his
lordship, irritably. “I don’t ask
you to spout politics. I ask you to show yourself
to these people as a serious and thoughtful fellow,
and not as a mere dauber of canvas and scraper of
fiddles. You come here,” he went on, irritated
as much by his own speech as by the actual circumstances
of the case, “as if you were courting a constituency
of dilettanti, and expected to walk in by virtue
of your little artistic graces. They don’t
want a man like that. They won’t have a
man like that. They’re hard-headed fellows,
let me tell you. These South Stafford fellows
are the very deuce, let me tell you, for knowing all
about Free-trade, and the Cheap Loaf, and the National
Debt.”
“Very well, sir,” said
Ferdinand, laughing, “I reform. Instead
of carrying easel and porte-couleur, Harvey
shall go about with a copy of ‘The Wealth of
Nations,’ and when a voter passes I’ll
stop and consult the volume and make a note.
But l’homme serieux is not the only man
for election times. I’ll wager all I am
ever likely to make out of politics that I have secured
a vote this afternoon, though I have done nothing
more than offer a farmer’s wife a little artistic
advice about the choice of a bonnet. I told her
that yellow was fatal to that charming complexion,
and advised blue. Old Holland is proud of his
young wife, and I hooked him to a certainty.”
“Holland!” cried his lordship,
more pettishly than ever-“Holland
is conservative to the backbone. We were always
sure of Holland.”
“Well, well,” said Ferdinand,
in a voice of toleration, “we are at least as
sure of him as ever.”
The allowance in the young man’s
manner exasperated the old nobleman. But he liked
his young friend in spite of his insolence and tranquil
swagger, and he dreaded to say something which might
be too strong for the occasion.
“We will talk this question
over at another time,” he said, controlling
himself; “we will talk it over after dinner.”
“I must go vote-catching after
dinner,” returned Ferdinand. “I promised
to go and listen to the quartette party this evening.”
“Very well,” returned
his lordship, with a sudden frostiness of manner.
“I shall dine alone. Good-evening.”
He marched away, the senile nodding
of his head accentuated into pettishness; and Ferdinand
stood looking after him for a second or two with a
smile, but presently thinking better of it, he hastened
after the angry old man and overtook him.
“I am sorry, sir, if I disappoint
you,” he said. “I don’t want
to do that, and I won’t do it if I can help
it.” The earl said nothing, but walked
on with an injured air which was almost feminine.
“Are you angry at my proposing to go to see
old Fuller? I understood you to say yesterday
that his vote was undecided, and that nothing was so
likely to catch him as a little interest in his musical
pursuits.”
“I have no objections to offer
to your proposal,” replied his lordship, frostily-“none
whatever.”
“I am glad to hear that, sir,”
said Ferdinand, with rather more dryness than was
needed. His lordship walked on again, and the
young man lingered behind.
The household ways at the Hall were
simple, and the hours kept there were early.
It was not yet seven o’clock when Ferdinand,
having already eaten his lonely dinner, strolled down
the drive, cigar in month, bound for old Fuller’s
garden. He thought less of electioneering and
less of music than of the pretty girl he had discovered
yesterday. She interested him a little, and piqued
him a little. Without being altogether a puppy,
he was well aware of his own advantages of person,
and was accustomed to attribute to them a fair amount
of his own social successes. He was heir to a
baronetcy and to the estates that went with it.
It was impossible in the course of nature that he should
be long kept out of these desirable possessions, for
the present baronet was his grandfather, and had long
passed the ordinary limits of old age. The old
man had outlived his own immediate natural heir, Ferdinand’s
father, and now, in spite of an extraordinary toughness
of constitution, was showing signs of frailty which
increased almost day by day. And apart from his
own personal advantages, and the future baronetcy and
the estates thereto appertaining, the young man felt
that, as the chosen candidate of the constitutional
party for that division of the county at the approaching
election, he was something of a figure in the place.
It was rather abnormal that any pretty little half-rustic
girl should treat him with anything but reverence.
If the girl had been shy, and had blushed and trembled
before him a little, he could have understood it.
Had she been pert he could have understood it.
Young women of the rustic order, if only they were
a trifle good-looking, had an old-established license
to be pert to their male social superiors. But
this young woman was not at all disposed to tremble
before him, and was just as far removed from pertness
as from humility.
As he strolled along he bethought
him, vaguely enough-for he was not a young
gentleman who was accustomed to put too much powder
behind his purposes-that it would be rather
an agreeable thing than otherwise to charm this young
woman, if only just to show her that she could be
charmed, and that he could be charming. He had
been a little slighted, and it would be nice to be
a little revenged. He was not a puppy, in spite
of the fact that his head gave house-room to this kind
of nonsense. The design is commoner among girls
than boys, but there are plenty of young men who let
their wits stray after this manner at times, and some
of them live to laugh at themselves.
But while Ferdinand was thinking,
an idea occurred to him which caused him to smile
languidly. It would be amusing to awaken Barfield’s
wrath by starting a pronounced flirtation with this
village beauty. It was scarcely consistent to
have an inward understanding with himself, that if
the flirtation should take place it should be
kept secret from his noble patron of all men in the
world. It would certainly be great fun to take
the little hussy from her pedestal. She was evidently
disposed to think of herself a good deal more highly
than she ought to think, and perhaps it might afford
a useful lesson to her to be made a little more pliant,
a little less self-opinionated, a little less disposed
to snub young gentlemen of unimpeachable attractions.
Thinking thus, Ferdinand made up quite a contented
mind to be rustic beauty’s school-master.
The green door in the garden wall
was still a little open when he reached it, but he
could hear neither music nor voices.
The evening concert had not yet begun,
and he was fain to stroll on a little farther.
This of itself was something of an offence to his
majesty, though he hardly saw on whom to fix it.
He did not know his way round to the front of the
house, and did not care to present himself at the
rear unless there were somebody there to receive him.
He lit a new cigar to pass away the time, and re-enacted
his first and only interview with the girl he had
made up his mind to subjugate. In the course of
this mental exercise he experienced anew the sense
of slight he had felt at her hands, but in a more
piercing manner. He had spoken to her, and she
had waved her hand against him as if he had been a
child to be silenced. He had spoken to her again,
and she had not even responded. In point of fact
she had ignored him. The more he looked at it
the more remarkable this fact appeared, and the more
uncomfortable and the more resolved he felt about
it.
When his cigar was smoked half through
he sighted the upright and stalwart figure of Reuben
Gold, who was striding at a great pace towards him,
swinging his violin-case in one hand. Ferdinand
paused to await him..
“Good-evening, Mr. Gold,” he said, as
Reuben drew near.
“Good-evening,” said Reuben,
raising his eyes for a moment, and nodding with a
preoccupied air. His rapid steps carried him past
Ferdinand in an instant, and before the young gentleman
could propose to join him he was so far in advance
that it was necessary either to shout or run to bring
him to a more moderate pace. Ferdinand raised
his eye-glass and surveyed the retreating figure with
some indignation, and dropped it with a little click
against one of his waistcoat-buttons. Then he
smiled somewhat wry-facedly.
“A cool set, upon my word,”
he murmured. “Boors, pure and simple.”
He was half inclined to change his
mind and stay away from the al fresco concert,
but then the idea of the duty he owed himself in respect
to that contumelious young beauty occurred to him,
and he decided to go, after all. He followed,
therefore, in Reuben’s hasty footsteps, but at
a milder pace, and, regaining the green door, looked
into the garden and saw the quartette party already
assembled. Old Fuller, who was the first to perceive
him, came forward with rough heartiness, and shook
hands with a burly bow.
“Good-evenin’, Mr. De
Blacquaire,” said Fuller. “We’re
pleased to see you. If you’d care to tek
a hand i’stead of settin’ idle by to listen,
we shall be glad to mek room. Eh, lads?”
“No, no, thank you, Mr. Fuller,”
said Ferdinand, “I would rather be a listener.”
Ruth was standing near the table, and he raised his
cap to her. She answered his salute with a smile
of welcome, and brought him a chair. “Good-evening,
Miss Fuller,” he said, standing cap in hand before
her. “What unusually beautiful weather we
are having. Do you know, I am quite charmed with
this old garden? There is something delightfully
rustic and homely and old-fashioned about it.”
“You are looking at the statues?”
she said, with half a laugh. “They are
an idea of father’s. He wants to have them
painted, but I always stand out against that-they
look so much better as they are.”
“Painted?” answered Ferdinand,
with a little grimace, and a little lifting of the
hands and shrinking of the body as if the idea hurt
him physically. “Oh no. Pray don’t
have them painted.”
“Well, well. Theer!”
cried Fuller. “Here’s another as is
in favor o’ grime an’ slime! It’s
three to three now. Ruth and Reuben have allays
been for leavin’ ’em i’ this way.”
“Really, Mr. Fuller,”
said Ferdinand, “you must be persuaded to leave
them as they are. As they are they are charming.
It would be quite a crime to paint them. It would
be horribly bad taste to paint them!”
After this partisan espousal of her
cause, he was a little surprised to notice an indefinable
but evident change in the rustic beauty’s manner.
Perhaps she disliked to hear a stranger accuse her
father-however truly-of horribly
bad taste, but this did not occur to Ferdinand, who
had intended to show her that a gentleman was certain
to sympathize with whatever trace of refinement he
might discover in her.
“Would it?” said Fuller,
simply. “Well, theer’s three of a
mind, and they’m likely enough to be right.
Anny ways theer’s no danger of a brush coming
anigh ’em while the young missis says ‘No.’
Her word’s law i’ this house, and has
been ever since her was no higher than the table.”
“Wasn’t that a ring at
the front door?” asked Sennacherib, holding up
his hand.
“Run and see, wench,” said Fuller.
Ruth ran down the grass-plot and into
the house. She neither shuffled nor ambled, but
skimmed over the smooth turf as if she moved by volition
and her feet had had nothing to do with the motion.
She had scarce disappeared, when Isaiah, who faced
the green door, sung out,
“Here’s Ezra Gold, and
bringin’ a fiddle, too. Good-evenin’,
Mr. Gold. Beest gooin’ to tek another
turn at the music?”
“No,” said Ezra, advancing.
“I expected to find Reuben here. I’ve
got it on my mind as the poor old lady here “-he
touched the green baize bag he carried beneath his
arm-“is in a bit o’ danger o’
losin’ her voice through keeping silence all
these length o’ years, and I want him to see
what sort of a tone her’s got left in her.”
Reuben rose from his seat with sparkling
eyes and approached his uncle.
“Is that the old lady
I’ve heard so much about?” he asked.
“Yes,” replied Ezra, “it’s
the old lady herself. I don’t know,”
he went on, looking mildly about him, “as theer’s
another amateur player as I’d trust her to.
Wait a bit, lad, while I show her into daylight.”
Reuben stood with waiting hands while
the old man unknotted the strings at the mouth of
the green baize bag, and all eyes watched Ezra’s
lean fingers. At the instant when the knot was
conquered and the mouth of the bag slid open, Ruth’s
clear voice was heard calling,
“Father, here’s Aunt Rachel!
Come this way, Aunt Rachel. We’re going
to have a little music.”