I was expatriated by a man with an axe.  The man and the axe were alike visionary and unreal, though it needed a very considerable effort of the will to hold them at mental arm’s length.  I had work on hand which imperatively demanded to be finished, and I was so broken down by a long course of labour that it was a matter of actual difficulty with me when I sat down at my desk of a morning to lay hold of the thread of last night’s work, and to recall the personages who had moved through my manuscript pages for the past three or four months.  The day’s work always began with a fog, which at first looked impenetrable, but would brighten little by little until I could see my ideal friends moving in it, and could recognise their familiar linéaments.  Then the fog would disperse altogether, and a certain indescribable, exultant, feverish brightness would succeed it, and in this feverish brightness my ideal friends would move and talk as it were of their own volition.

But one morning-it was in November, and the sand-tinged foam flecks caught from the stormy bay were thick on the roadway before my window-the fog was thicker and more obdurate than common.  I read and re-read the work of the day before, and the written words conveyed no meaning.  In a dim sort of way this seemed lamentable, and I remember standing at the window, and looking out to where the white crests of the waves came racing shorewards under a leaden-coloured sky, and saying to myself over and over again, ‘Oh, that way madness lies!’ but without any active sentiment of dismay or fear, and with a clouded, uninterested wonder as to where the words came from.  Quite suddenly I became aware of a second presence in the chamber, and turned with an actual assurance that some one stood behind me.  I was alone, as a single glance about the room informed me, but the sense of that second presence was so clearly defined and positive that the mere evidence of sight seemed doubtful.

The day’s work began in the manner which had of late grown customary, and in a while the fog gave way to a brilliance unusually flushed and hectic.  The uninvited, invisible personage kept his place, until, even with the constant fancy that he was there looking over my shoulder, and so close that there was always a risk of contact, I grew to disregard him.  All day long he watched the pen travelling over the paper, all day long I was aware of him, featureless, shadowy, expressionless, with a vague cheek near my own.  During the brief interval I gave myself for luncheon he stood behind my chair, and, being much refreshed and brightened by my morning’s work, I mocked him quite gaily.

‘Your name is Nerves,’ I told him within myself, ’and you live in the land of Mental Overwork.  I have still a fortnight’s stretch across the country you inhabit, and if you so please you may accompany me all the way.  You may even follow me into the land of Repose which lies beyond your own territory, but its air will not agree with you.  You will dwindle, peak, and pine in that exquisite atmosphere, and in a very little while I shall have seen the last of you.’

After luncheon I took a constitutional on the pier, not without a hope that my featureless friend might be blown away by the gusty wind, which came bellowing up from the Firth of Forth, with enough stinging salt and vivifying freshness in it, one might have fancied, to shrivel up a host of phantoms.  I tramped him up and down the gleaming planks in the keen salt wind for half an hour, and he shadowed me unshrinkingly.  With the worst will in the world I took him home, and all afternoon and all evening he stuck his shadowy head over my shoulder, and watched the pen as it spread its cobweb lines over the white desert of the paper.  He waited behind my chair at dinner, and late at night, when the long day’s work at last was over, he hung his intrusive head over my shoulder and stared into the moderate glass of much-watered whisky which kept a final pipe in company.

He had grown already into an unutterable bore, and when he insisted upon passing the night with me I could-but for the obvious inutility of the thing-have lost my temper fairly.  He took his place at the bed-head, and kept it till I fell asleep.  He was there when I awoke in the night, and probably because the darkness, the quiet, and the sense of solitude were favourable to him he began to grow clearer.  Quite suddenly, and with a momentary but genuine thrill of fear, I made a discovery about him.  He carried an axe.  This weapon was edged like a razor, but was unusually solid and weighty at the back.  From the moment at which I first became aware of it to that happy hour when my phantom bore departed and took his weapon with him, there was never a conscious second in which the axe was not in act to fall, and yet it never fell.  It was always going to strike and never struck.

‘You cannot be supposed to know it, my phantom nuisance,’ I said, being ready to seek any means by which I might discredit the dreadful rapidity with which he seemed to be growing real;’ you cannot be supposed to know it, but one of these days you will furnish excellent copy.  As a literary man’s companion you are not quite without your uses.  One of these days I will haunt a rascal with you, and he shall sweat and shiver at you, as I decline to sweat and shiver.  You observe I take you gaily.  I am very much inclined to think that if I took you any other way that axe might fall, and sever something which might be difficult to mend.  So long as you choose to stay, I mean to make a study of you.’

Most happily I was able to adhere to that resolve, but I solemnly declare it made him no less dreadful.  Sometimes I tried to ignore him, but that was a sheer impossibility.  Very often I flouted him and jeered at him, mocked him with his own unreality, and dared him to carry out his constant threat and strike.  But all day and every day, and in all the many sleepless watches of my nights, he kept me company, and every hour the threatened blow of the razor-edged axe seemed likelier to fall.  But at last-thank Heaven-the work was done, I touched the two or three hundred pounds which paid for it, and I was free to take a holiday.

We had grown too accustomed to each other to part on a sudden, even then.  I never saw him, for he was always behind me (and even when I stood before a mirror he was invisible but there), but he was no longer featureless.  His eyes shone through a black vizard with one unwinking, glittering, ceaseless threat.  He wore a slashed doublet with long hose reaching to the upper thigh, and he had a rosette on each instep.  I can see quite clearly now the peculiar dull cold gleam the razor-edged axe wore as he stood in some shadowed place behind me, and the brighter gleam it had in daylight in the streets.

When I had borne with him until I felt that I could bear with him no longer, I took him, being back in town again, to a London physician of some eminence.  The doctor took him somewhat gravely, insisted upon absolute mental rest, prescribed a tonic, laid down certain rules about diet, certain restrictions upon wine and tobacco, and ordered immediate change of scene.

To begin with I went to Antwerp, thence to Brussels, and thence, by the merest chance in the world, to Janenne, a little village in the Belgian Ardennes, at no great distance from the French frontier.  I had no idea of staying there, and on the surface of things there was no reason why I should have prolonged my stay beyond a day or two.  People visit Janenne in the summer time, and suppose themselves to have exhausted its limited attractions in four-and-twenty hours.  There is nothing at first sight to keep the stranger longer, but if he will only stay for a week he will inevitably want to stay for a fortnight, and if once he has stayed for a fortnight, his business is done, and he is in love with Janenne for the rest of his natural life.  Rural quiet has made her home in Janenne, and contentment dwells with her, sleepy-eyed.

Even in the first week of December, the russet and amber-coloured leaves still cling to the branches of the huge old lime-trees of Lorette, and my lonely feet on the thick carpet of dead leaves below made the sole sound I heard there except the ceaseless musical tinkle of chisel and stone from the distant granite quarries-a succession of notes altogether rural in suggestion-like the tinkle of many sheep-bells.  Even in that first week of December I could sit in the open air there, where the mild winter sunlight flashed the huge crucifix and the colossal Christ of painted wood, which poise above the toy chapel carved out of the live rock.  The chapel and the crucifix are at one end of a lime-tree avenue a third of a mile long, and the trees are aged beyond strict local knowledge, gnarled and warty and bulbous and great of girth.  You climb to Lorette by a gentle ascent, and below the rock-carved chapel lies a precipice-not an Alpine affair at all, but a reasonable precipice for Belgium-say, two or even three hundred feet, and away and away and away, the golden-dimpled hills go changing from the yellowish green of winter grass to the variously-toned grays of the same grass in mid-distance, and then to a blue which grows continually hazier until it melts at the sky-line, and seems half to blend with the dim pallid sapphire of a December sky.

Here, ‘with an ambrosial sense of over-weariness falling into sleep,’ would I often sit at the foot of the great crucifix, and would smoke the pipe of idleness, a little unmindful, perhaps, of the good London doctor’s caution against the misuse of tobacco.  It was here that I awoke to the fact one day that the man with the axe was absent.  He had slipped away with no good-byes on either side, and I was blissfully alone again.  The sweet peace of it, and the quiet of it no tongue or pen can tell.  The air was balsamic with the odours of the pines which clothed the hillsides for miles and miles and miles in squares and oblongs and a hundred irregular forms of blackish green, sometimes snaking in a thin dark line, sometimes topping a crest with a close-cropped hog-mane, and sometimes clustering densely over a whole slope, but always throwing the neighbouring yellows and greens and grays into a wonderful aerial delicacy of contrast.  The scarred lime trunks had a bluish gray tone in the winter sunlight, and the carpet at their feet was of Indian red and sienna and brown, of fiercest scarlet and gold and palest lemon colour, of amber and russet and dead green.  And everywhere, and in my tired mind most of all, was peace.

I had been a fortnight at Janenne when my intrusive phantom left me on Lorette.  I had made no acquaintances, for I was but feeble at the language, and did not care to encounter the trouble of talking in it.  The first friendship I made-I have since spent three years in the delightful place, and have made several friendships there-was begun within five minutes of that exquisite moment at which I awoke to the fact that my phantom was away.

There was not a living creature in sight, and there was not a sound to be heard except the distant tinkle of chisel and stone, and the occasional rustle of a falling leaf, until Schwartz, the subject of this history, walked pensively round a corner eighty yards down the avenue, and paused to scratch one ear with a hind foot.  He stood for a time with a thoughtful air, looked up the avenue and down the avenue, and then with slow deliberation, and an occasional pause for thought, he walked towards me.  When within half a dozen yards he stopped and took good stock of me, with brown eyes overhung by thick grizzled eyebrows.  Then he offered a short, interrogative, authoritative bark, a mere monosyllable of inquiry.

‘A stranger,’ I responded.  ‘An invalid stranger.’  He seemed not only satisfied, but, for some unknown reason, delighted.  He wagged the cropped stump of a gray tail, and writhed his whole body with a greeting that had an almost slavish air of charmed propitiation; and then, without a word on his side or on mine, he mounted the steps which led to the great crucifix, sate down upon the topmost step beside me, and nestled his grizzled head in my lap.  I confess that he could have done nothing which would have pleased me more.  I have always thought the unconditional and immediate confidence of a dog or a child a sort of certificate to character, though I know well that there is a kind of dog whose native friendliness altogether outruns his discretion, and who is doomed from birth to fall into error, and to encounter consequent rebuffs which must be grievous to be borne.

My new companion wore a collar, and had other signs that distinguished him from the mere mongrel of the village street, but he was of no particular breed.  His coat was of a bluish gray, and though soft enough to the touch, had a harsh and spiky aspect.  He came nearer to being a broken-haired terrier than anything else, but I seemed to discern half a dozen crosses in him, and a lover of dogs who asked for breed would not have offered sixpence for him.