I
The kite wheeling invisible in the
blue heavens, the vulture appearing mysteriously from
nowhere in the track of the staggering buck, possess
qualities which are shared by certain favoured human
beings. No newspaper announced the fact that
there had arrived in the City of London a young man
tremendously wealthy and as tremendously inexperienced.
There were no meetings of organized
robber gangs, where masked men laid nefarious plans
and plots, but the instinct which called the kite to
his quarry and the carrion to the kill brought many
strangers who were equally strange to Bones
and to one another to the beautiful office
which he had fitted for himself for the better furtherance
of his business.
One day a respectable man brought
to Mr. Tibbetts a plan of a warehouse. He came
like a gale of wind, almost before Bones had digested
the name on the card which announced his existence
and identity.
His visitor was red-faced and big,
and had need to use a handkerchief to mop his brow
and neck at intervals of every few minutes. His
geniality was overpowering.
Before the startled Bones could ask
his business, he had put his hat upon one chair, hooked
his umbrella on another, and was unrolling, with that
professional tremblement of hand peculiar to all
who unroll large stiff sheets of paper, a large coloured
plan, a greater portion of which was taken up by the
River Thames, as Bones saw at a glance.
He knew that blue stood for water,
and, twisting his neck, he read “Thames.”
He therefore gathered that this was the plan of a
property adjacent to the London river.
“You’re a busy man; and
I’m a busy man,” said the stentorian man
breathlessly. “I’ve just bought this
property, and if it doesn’t interest you I’ll
eat my hat! My motto is small profits and quick
returns. Keep your money at work, and you won’t
have to. Do you see what I mean?”
“Dear old hurricane,”
said Bones feebly, “this is awfully interesting,
and all that sort of thing, but would you be so kind
as to explain why and where why you came
in in this perfectly informal manner? Against
all the rules of my office, dear old thing, if you
don’t mind me snubbing you a bit. You
are sure you aren’t hurt?” he asked.
“Not a bit, not a bit!”
bellowed the intruder. “Honest John, I
am John Staines. You have heard of
me?”
“I have,” said Bones,
and the visitor was so surprised that he showed it.
“You have?” he said, not without a hint
of incredulity.
“Yes,” said Bones calmly.
“Yes, I have just heard you say it, Honest
John Staines. Any relation to John o’ Gaunt?”
This made the visitor look up sharply.
“Ha, ha!” he said, his
laugh lacking sincerity. “You’re
a bit of a joker, Mr. Tibbetts. Now, what do
you say to this? This is Stivvins’ Wharf
and Warehouse. Came into the market on Saturday,
and I bought it on Saturday. The only river
frontage which is vacant between Greenwich and Gravesend.
Stivvins, precious metal refiner, went broke in the
War, as you may have heard. Now, I am a man of
few words and admittedly a speculator. I bought
this property for fifteen thousand pounds. Show
me a profit of five thousand pounds and it’s
yours.”
Before Bones could speak, he stopped him with a gesture.
“Let me tell you this:
if you like to sit on that property for a month, you’ll
make a sheer profit of twenty thousand pounds.
You can afford to do it I can’t.
I tell you there isn’t a vacant wharfage between
Greenwich and Gravesend, and here you have a warehouse
with thirty thousand feet of floor-space, derricks derrick,
named after the hangman of that name: I’ll
bet you didn’t know that? cranes,
everything in Well, it’s
not in apple-pie order,” he admitted, “but
it won’t take much to make it so. What
do you say?”
Bones started violently.
“Excuse me, old speaker, I was
thinking of something else. Do you mind saying
that all over again?”
Honest John Staines swallowed something
and repeated his proposition.
Bones shook his head violently.
“Nothing doing!” he said. “Wharves
and ships no!”
But Honest John was not the kind that accepts refusal
without protest.
“What I’ll do,”
said he confidentially, “is this: I’ll
leave the matter for twenty-four hours in your hands.”
“No, go, my reliable old wharf-seller,”
said Bones. “I never go up the river under
any possible circumstances By
Jove, I’ve got an idea!”
He brought his knuckly fist down upon
the unoffending desk, and Honest John watched hopefully.
“Now, if yes, it’s an idea!”
Bones seized paper, and his long-feathered quill squeaked
violently.
“That’s it a
thousand members at ten pounds a year, four hundred
bedrooms at, say, ten shillings a night
How many is four hundred times ten shillings multiplied
by three hundred and sixty-five? Well, let’s
say twenty thousand pounds. That’s it!
A club!”
“A club?” said Honest John blankly.
“A river club. You said
Greenhithe that’s somewhere near Henley,
isn’t it?”
Honest John sighed.
“No, sir,” he said gently,
“it’s in the other direction toward
the sea.”
Bones dropped his pen and pinched his lip in an effort
of memory.
“Is it? Now, where was
I thinking about? I know Maidenhead!
Is it near Maidenhead?”
“It’s in the opposite
direction from London,” said the perspiring Mr.
Staines.
“Oh!”
Bones’s interest evaporated.
“No good to me, my old speculator. Wharves!
Bah!”
He shook his head violently, and Mr. Staines aroused
himself.
“I’ll tell you what I’ll
do, Mr. Tibbetts,” he said simply; “I’ll
leave the plans with you. I’m going down
into the country for a night. Think it over.
I’ll call to-morrow afternoon.”
Bones still shook his head.
“No go, nothin’ doin’. Finish
this palaver, dear old Honesty!”
“Anyway, no harm is done,”
urged Mr. Staines. “I ask you, is there
any harm done? You have the option for twenty-four
hours. I’ll roll the plans up so that
they won’t be in the way. Good morning!”
He was out of the office door before
Bones could as much as deliver the preamble to the
stern refusal he was preparing.
At three o’clock that afternoon
came two visitors. They sent in a card bearing
the name of a very important Woking firm of land agents,
and they themselves were not without dignity of bearing.
There was a stout gentleman and a
thin gentleman, and they tiptoed into the presence
of Bones with a hint of reverence which was not displeasing.
“We have come on a rather important
matter,” said the thin gentleman. “We
understand you have this day purchased Stivvins’
Wharf ”
“Staines had no right to sell
it?” burst in the stout man explosively.
“A dirty mean trick, after all that he promised
us! It is just his way of getting revenge, selling
the property to a stranger!”
“Mr. Sole” the
thin gentleman’s voice and attitude were eloquent
of reproof “please restrain
yourself! My partner is annoyed,” he explained
“and not without reason. We offered fifty
thousand pounds for Stivvins’, and Staines,
in sheer malice, has sold the property which
is virtually necessary to our client literally
behind our backs. Now, Mr. Tibbetts, are you
prepared to make a little profit and transfer the
property to us?”
“But ” began Bones.
“We will give you sixty thousand,”
said the explosive man. “Take it or leave
it sixty thousand.”
“But, my dear old Boniface,”
protested Bones, “I haven’t bought the
property really and truly I haven’t.
Jolly old Staines wanted me to buy it, but I assure
you I didn’t.”
The stout man looked at him with glazed
eyes, pulled himself together, and suggested huskily:
“Perhaps you will buy it at
his price and transfer it to us?”
“But why? Nothing to do
with me, my old estate agent and auctioneer.
Buy it yourself. Good afternoon. Good
afternoon!”
He ushered them out in a cloud of genial commonplaces.
In the street they looked at one another,
and then beckoned Mr. Staines, who was waiting on
the other side of the road.
“This fellow is either as wide
as Broad Street or he’s a babe in arms,”
said the explosive man huskily.
“Didn’t he fall?” asked the anxious
Staines.
“Not noticeably,” said
the thin man. “This is your scheme, Jack,
and if I’ve dropped four thousand over that
wharf, there’s going to be trouble.”
Mr. Staines looked very serious.
“Give him the day,” he
begged. “I’ll try him to-morrow I
haven’t lost faith in that lad.”
As for Bones, he made an entry in his secret ledger.
“A person called Stains and
two perrsons called Sole Bros. Brothers tryed
me with the old Fiddle Trick. You take a Fiddel
in a Pawn Brokers leave it with him along comes another
Felow and pretends its a Stadivarious Stradivarious
a valuable Fiddel. 2nd Felow offers to pay fablous
sum pawnbroker says I’ll see. When 1st
felow comes for his fiddel pawnbroker buys it at fablous
sum to sell it to the 2nd felow. But 2nd felow
doesn’t turn up.
“Note. 1st
Felow called himself Honest John!! I dout if
I dought it.”
Bones finished his entries, locked
away his ledger, and crossed the floor to the door
of the outer office.
He knocked respectfully, and a voice bade him come
in.
It is not usual for the principal
of a business to knock respectfully or otherwise on
the door of the outer office, but then it is not usual
for an outer office to house a secretary of such transcendental
qualities, virtue, and beauty as were contained in
the person of Miss Marguerite Whitland.
The girl half turned to the door and
flashed a smile which was of welcome and reproof.
“Please, Mr. Tibbetts,”
she pleaded, “do not knock at my door.
Don’t you realize that it isn’t done?”
“Dear old Marguerite,”
said Bones solemnly, “a new era has dawned in
the City. As jolly old Confusicus says:
’The moving finger writes, and that’s
all about it.’ Will you deign to honour
me with your presence in my sanctórum, and may
I again beg of you” he leant his bony
knuckles on the ornate desk which he had provided for
her, and looked down upon her soberly “may
I again ask you, dear old miss, to let me change offices?
It’s a little thing, dear old miss. I’m
never, never goin’ to ask you to dinner again,
but this is another matter. I am out of my element
in such a place as ” He waved
his hand disparagingly towards his sanctum.
“I’m a rough old adventurer, used to sleeping
in the snow hardships I can
sleep anywhere.”
“Anyway, you’re not supposed
to sleep in the office,” smiled the girl, rising.
Bones pushed open the door for her,
bowed as she passed, and followed her. He drew
a chair up to the desk, and she sat down without further
protest, because she had come to know that his attentions,
his extravagant politeness and violent courtesies,
signified no more than was apparent namely,
that he was a great cavalier at heart.
“I think you ought to know,”
he said gravely, “that an attempt was made this
morning to rob me of umpteen pounds.”
“To rob you?” said the startled girl.
“To rob me,” said Bones,
with relish. “A dastardly plot, happily
frustrated by the ingenuity of the intended victim.
I don’t want to boast, dear old miss.
Nothing is farther from my thoughts or wishes, but
what’s more natural when a fellow is offered
a ”
He stopped and frowned.
“Yes?”
“A precious metal refiner’s
That’s rum,” said Bones.
“Rum?” repeated the girl hazily.
“What is rum?”
“Of all the rummy old coincidences,”
said Bones, with restrained and hollow enthusiasm “why,
only this morning I was reading in Twiddly Bits,
a ripping little paper, dear old miss
There’s a column called ‘Things You Ought
to Know,’ which is honestly worth the twopence.”
“I know it,” said the girl curiously.
“But what did you read?”
“It was an article called ‘Fortunes
Made in Old Iron,’” said Bones. “Now,
suppose this naughty old refiner
By Jove, it’s an idea!”
He paced the room energetically, changing
the aspect of his face with great rapidity, as wandering
thoughts crowded in upon him and vast possibilities
shook their alluring banners upon the pleasant scene
he conjured. Suddenly he pulled himself together,
shot out his cuffs, opened and closed all the drawers
of his desk as though seeking something he
found it where he had left it, hanging on a peg behind
the door, and put it on and said with great
determination and briskness:
“Stivvins’ Wharf, Greenhithe.
You will accompany me. Bring your note-book.
It is not necessary to bring a typewriter. I
will arrange for a taxicab. We can do the journey
in two hours.”
“But where are you going?” asked the startled
girl.
“To Stivvins’. I
am going to look at this place. There is a possibility
that certain things have been overlooked. Never
lose an opportunity, dear old miss. We magnates
make our fortune by never ignoring the little things.”
But still she demurred, being a very
sane, intelligent girl, with an imagination which
produced no more alluring mental picture than a cold
and draughty drive, a colder and draughtier and even
more depressing inspection of a ruined factory, and
such small matters as a lost lunch.
But Bones was out of the room, in
the street, had flung himself upon a hesitant taxi-driver,
had bullied and cajoled him to take a monstrous and
undreamt-of journey for a man who, by his own admission,
had only sufficient petrol to get his taxi home, and
when the girl came down she found Bones, with his
arm entwined through the open window of the door,
giving explicit instructions as to the point on the
river where Stivvins’ Wharf was to be found.
II
Bones returned to his office alone.
The hour was six-thirty, and he was a very quiet
and thoughtful young man. He almost tiptoed into
his office, closed and locked the door behind him,
and sat at his desk with his head in his hands for
the greater part of half an hour.
Then he unrolled the plan of the wharf,
hoping that his memory had not played him false.
Happily it had not. On the bottom right-hand
corner Mr. Staines had written his address! “Stamford
Hotel, Blackfriars.”
Bones pulled a telegraph form from
his stationery rack and indited an urgent wire.
Mr. Staines, at the moment of receiving
that telegram, was sitting at a small round table
in the bar of The Stamford, listening in silence to
certain opinions which were being expressed by his
two companions in arms and partners in misfortune,
the same opinions relating in a most disparaging manner
to the genius, the foresight, and the constructive
ability of one who in his exuberant moments described
himself as Honest John.
The explosive gentleman had just concluded
a fanciful picture of what would happen to Honest
John if he came into competition with the average
Bermondsey child of tender years.
Honest John took the telegram and
opened it. He read it and gasped. He stood
up and walked to the light, and read it again, then
returned, his eyes shining, his face slightly flushed.
“You’re clever, ain’t
you?” he asked. “You’re wise I
don’t think! Look at this!”
He handed the telegram to the nearest
of his companions, who was the tall, thin, and non-explosive
partner, and he in turn passed it without a word to
his more choleric companion.
“You don’t mean to say he’s going
to buy it?”
“That’s what it says, doesn’t it?”
said the triumphant Mr. Staines.
“It’s a catch,” said the explosive
man suspiciously.
“Not on your life,” replied
the scornful Staines. “Where does the
catch come in? We’ve done nothing he could
catch us for?”
“Let’s have a look at
that telegram again,” said the thin man, and,
having read it in a dazed way, remarked: “He’ll
wait for you at the office until nine. Well,
Jack, nip up and fix that deal. Take the transfers
with you. Close it and take his cheque.
Take anything he’ll give you, and get a special
clearance in the morning, and, anyway, the business
is straight.”
Honest John breathed heavily through
his nose and staggered from the bar, and the suspicious
glances of the barman were, for once, unjustified,
for Mr. Staines was labouring under acute emotions.
He found Bones sitting at his desk,
a very silent, taciturn Bones, who greeted him with
a nod.
“Sit down,” said Bones.
“I’ll take that property. Here’s
my cheque.”
With trembling fingers Mr. Staines
prepared the transfers. It was he who scoured
the office corridors to discover two agitated char-ladies
who were prepared to witness his signature for a consideration.
He folded the cheque for twenty thousand
pounds reverently and put it into his pocket, and
was back again at the Stamford Hotel so quickly that
his companions could not believe their eyes.
“Well, this is the rummiest
go I have ever known,” said the explosive man
profoundly. “You don’t think he expects
us to call in the morning and buy it back, do you?”
Staines shook his head.
“I know he doesn’t,”
he said grimly. “In fact, he as good as
told me that that business of buying a property back
was a fake.”
The thin man whistled.
“The devil he did! Then what made him
buy it?”
“He’s been there.
He mentioned he had seen the property,” said
Staines. And then, as an idea occurred to them
all simultaneously, they looked at one another.
The stout Mr. Sole pulled a big watch from his pocket.
“There’s a caretaker at
Stivvins’, isn’t there?” he said.
“Let’s go down and see what has happened.”
Stivvins’ Wharf was difficult
of approach by night. It lay off the main Woolwich
Road, at the back of another block of factories, and
to reach its dilapidated entrance gates involved an
adventurous march through a number of miniature shell
craters. Night, however, was merciful in that
it hid the desolation which is called Stivvins’
from the fastidious eye of man. Mr. Sole, who
was not aesthetic and by no means poetical, admitted
that Stivvins’ gave him the hump.
It was ten o’clock by the time
they had reached the wharf, and half-past ten before
their hammering on the gate aroused the attention
of the night-watchman who was also the day-watchman who
occupied what had been in former days the weigh-house,
which he had converted into a weatherproof lodging.
“Hullo!” he said huskily. “I
was asleep.”
He recognized Mr. Sole, and led the way to his little
bunk-house.
“Look here, Tester,” said
Sole, who had appointed the man, “did a young
swell come down here to-day?”
“He did,” said Mr. Tester,
“and a young lady. They gave Mr. Staines’s
name, and asked to be showed round, and,” he
added, “I showed ’em round.”
“Well, what happened?” asked Staines.
“Well,” said the man,
“I took ’em in the factory, in the big
building, and then this young fellow asked to see
the place where the metal was kept.”
“What metal?” asked three
voices at one and the same time.
“That’s what I asked,”
said Mr. Tester, with satisfaction. “I
told ’em Stivvins dealt with all kinds of metal,
so the gent says: ’What about gold?’”
“What about gold?” repeated
Mr. Staines thoughtfully. “And what did
you say?”
“Well, as a matter of fact,”
explained Tester, “I happen to know this place,
living in the neighbourhood, and I used to work here
about eight years ago, so I took ’em down to
the vault.”
“To the vault?” said Mr.
Staines. “I didn’t know there was
a vault.”
“It’s under the main office.
You must have seen the place,” said Tester.
“There’s a big steel door with a key in
it at least, there was a key in it, but
this young fellow took it away with him.”
Staines gripped his nearest companion
in sin, and demanded huskily:
“Did they find anything in in the
vault?”
“Blessed if I know!” said
the cheerful Tester, never dreaming that he was falling
very short of the faith which at that moment, and only
at that moment, had been reposed in him. “They
just went in. I’ve never been inside the
place myself.”
“And you stood outside, like a a ”
“Blinking image!” said the explosive companion.
“You stood outside like a blinking
image, and didn’t attempt to go in, and see
what they were looking at?” said Mr. Staines
heatedly. “How long were they there?”
“About ten minutes.”
“And then they came out?”
Tester nodded.
“Did they bring anything out with them?”
“Nothing,” said Mr. Tester emphatically.
“Did this fellow what’s
his name? look surprised or upset?”
persisted the cross-examining Honest John.
“He was a bit upset, now you
come to mention it, agitated like, yes,” said
Tester, reviewing the circumstances in a new light.
“His ’and was, so to speak, shaking.”
“Merciful Moses!” This
pious ejaculation was from Mr. Staines. “He
took away the key, you say. And what are you
supposed to be here for?” asked Mr. Staines
violently. “You allow this fellow to come
and take our property away. Where is the place?”
Tester led the way across the littered
yard, explaining en route that he was fed up, and
why he was fed up, and what they could do to fill
the vacancy which would undoubtedly occur the next
day, and where they could go to, so far as he was
concerned, and so, unlocking one rusty lock after
another, passed through dark and desolate offices,
full of squeaks and scampers, down a short flight
of stone steps to a most uncompromising steel door
at which they could only gaze.
III
Bones was at his office early the
following rooming, but he was not earlier than Mr.
Staines, who literally followed him into his office
and slammed down a slip of paper under his astonished
and gloomy eye.
“Hey, hey, what’s this?”
said Bones irritably. “What the dooce is
this, my wicked old fiddle fellow?”
“Your cheque,” said Mr.
Staines firmly. “And I’ll trouble
you for the key of our strong-room.”
“The key of your strong-room?”
repeated Bones. “Didn’t I buy this
property?”
“You did and you didn’t.
To cut a long story short, Mr. Tibbetts, I have decided
not to sell in fact, I find that I have
done an illegal thing in selling at all.”
Bones shrugged his shoulders.
Remember that he had slept, or half-slept, for some
nine hours, and possibly his views had undergone a
change. What he would have done is problematical,
because at that moment the radiant Miss Whitland passed
into her office, and Bones’s acute ear heard
the snap of her door.
“One moment,” he said
gruffly, “one moment, old Honesty.”
He strode through the door which separated
the private from the public portion of his suite,
and Mr. Staines listened. He listened at varying
distances from the door, and in his last position it
would have required the most delicate of scientific
instruments to measure the distance between his ear
and the keyhole. He heard nothing save the wail
of a Bones distraught, and the firm “No’s”
of a self-possessed female.
Then, after a heart-breaking silence
Bones strode out, and Mr. Staines did a rapid sprint,
so that he might be found standing in an attitude
of indifference and thought near the desk. The
lips of Bones were tight and compressed. He
opened the drawer, pulled out the transfers, tossed
them across to Mr. Staines.
“Key,” said Bones, chucking it down after
the document.
He picked up his cheque and tore it into twenty pieces.
“That’s all,” said Bones, and Mr.
Staines beat a tremulous retreat.
When the man had gone, Bones returned
to the girl who was sitting at her table before her
typewriter. It was observable that her lips were
compressed too.
“Young Miss Whitland,”
said Bones, and his voice was hoarser than ever, “never,
never in my life will I ever forgive myself!”
“Oh, please, Mr. Tibbetts,”
said the girl a little wearily, “haven’t
I told you that I have forgiven you? And I am
sure you had no horrid thought in your mind, and that
you just acted impulsively.”
Bones bowed his head, at once a sign
of agreement and a crushed spirit.
“The fact remains, dear old
miss,” he said brokenly, “that I did kiss
you in that beastly old private vault. I don’t
know what made me do it,” he gulped, “but
I did it. Believe me, young miss, that spot was
sacred. I wanted to buy the building to preserve
it for all time, so that no naughty old foot should
tread upon that hallowed ground. You think that’s
nonsense!”
“Mr. Tibbetts.”
“Nonsense, I say, romantic and
all that sort of rot.” Bones threw out
his arms. “I must agree with you.
But, believe me, Stivvins’ Wharf is hallowed
ground, and I deeply regret that you would not let
me buy it and turn it over to the jolly old Public
Trustee or one of those johnnies.... You do
forgive me?”
She laughed up in his face, and then
Bones laughed, and they laughed together.