It was several weeks later that Mrs.
Clinch once more brought the plebeian aroma of heated
tram-cars and muddy street-crossings into the violet-scented
atmosphere of her cousin’s drawing-room.
“Well,” she said, tossing
a damp bundle of proof into the corner of a silk-cushioned
bergère, “I’ve read it at last and
I’m not so awfully shocked!”
Mrs. Fetherel, who sat near the fire
with her head propped on a languid hand, looked up
without speaking.
“Mercy, Paula,” said her visitor, “you’re
ill.”
Mrs. Fetherel shook her head.
“I was never better,” she said, mournfully.
“Then may I help myself to tea? Thanks.”
Mrs. Clinch carefully removed her
mended glove before taking a buttered tea-cake; then
she glanced again at her cousin.
“It’s not what I said just now ?”
she ventured.
“Just now?”
“About ‘Fast and Loose’? I
came to talk it over.”
Mrs. Fetherel sprang to her feet.
“I never,” she cried dramatically, “want
to hear it mentioned again!”
“Paula!” exclaimed Mrs. Clinch, setting
down her cup.
Mrs. Fetherel slowly turned on her
an eye brimming with the incommunicable; then, dropping
into her seat again, she added, with a tragic laugh,
“There’s nothing left to say.”
“Nothing ?” faltered
Mrs. Clinch, longing for another tea-cake, but feeling
the inappropriateness of the impulse in an atmosphere
so charged with the portentous. “Do you
mean that everything has been said?”
She looked tentatively at her cousin. “Haven’t
they been nice?”
“They’ve been odious odious ”
Mrs. Fetherel burst out, with an ineffectual clutch
at her handkerchief. “It’s been perfectly
intolerable!”
Mrs. Clinch, philosophically resigning
herself to the propriety of taking no more tea, crossed
over to her cousin and laid a sympathizing hand on
that lady’s agitated shoulder.
“It is a bore at first,”
she conceded; “but you’ll be surprised
to see how soon one gets used to it.”
“I shall never get used
to it ” Mrs. Fetherel brokenly declared.
“Have they been so very nasty all
of them?”
“Every one of them!” the novelist sobbed.
“I’m so sorry, dear; it
does hurt, I know but hadn’t
you rather expected it?”
“Expected it?” cried Mrs. Fetherel, sitting
up.
Mrs. Clinch felt her way warily.
“I only mean, dear, that I fancied from what
you said before the book came out that you
rather expected that you’d rather
discounted ”
“Their recommending it to everybody as a perfectly
harmless story?”
“Good gracious! Is that what they’ve
done?”
Mrs. Fetherel speechlessly nodded.
“Every one of them?”
“Every one ”
“Whew!” said Mrs. Clinch, with an incipient
whistle.
“Why, you’ve just said it yourself!”
her cousin suddenly reproached her.
“Said what?”
“That you weren’t so awfully shocked ”
“I? Oh, well you
see, you’d keyed me up to such a pitch that it
wasn’t quite as bad as I expected ”
Mrs. Fetherel lifted a smile steeled
for the worst. “Why not say at once,”
she suggested, “that it’s a distinctly
pretty story?”
“They haven’t said that?”
“They’ve all said it.”
“My poor Paula!”
“Even the Bishop ”
“The Bishop called it a pretty story?”
“He wrote me I’ve
his letter somewhere. The title rather scared
him he wanted me to change it; but when
he’d read the book he wrote that it was all
right and that he’d sent several copies to his
friends.”
“The old hypocrite!” cried
Mrs. Clinch. “That was nothing but professional
jealousy.”
“Do you think so?” cried her cousin, brightening.
“Sure of it, my dear. His
own books don’t sell, and he knew the quickest
way to kill yours was to distribute it through the
diocese with his blessing.”
“Then you don’t really think it’s
a pretty story?”
“Dear me, no! Not nearly as bad as that ”
“You’re so good, Bella but
the reviewers?”
“Oh, the reviewers,” Mrs.
Clinch jeered. She gazed meditatively at the
cold remains of her tea-cake. “Let me see,”
she said, suddenly; “do you happen to remember
if the first review came out in an important paper?”
“Yes the ‘Radiator.’”
“That’s it! I thought
so. Then the others simply followed suit:
they often do if a big paper sets the pace. Saves
a lot of trouble. Now if you could only have
got the ‘Radiator’ to denounce you ”
“That’s what the Bishop said!” cried
Mrs. Fetherel.
“He did?”
“He said his only chance of
selling ‘Through a Glass Brightly’ was
to have it denounced on the ground of immorality.”
“H’m,” said Mrs.
Clinch. “I thought he knew a trick or two.”
She turned an illuminated eye on her cousin.
“You ought to get him to denounce ’Fast
and Loose’!” she cried.
Mrs. Fetherel looked at her suspiciously.
“I suppose every book must stand or fall on
its own merits,” she said in an unconvinced tone.
“Bosh! That view is as
extinct as the post-chaise and the packet-ship it
belongs to the time when people read books. Nobody
does that now; the reviewer was the first to set the
example, and the public were only too thankful to
follow it. At first they read the reviews; now
they read only the publishers’ extracts from
them. Even these are rapidly being replaced by
paragraphs borrowed from the vocabulary of commerce.
I often have to look twice before I am sure if I am
reading a department-store advertisement or the announcement
of a new batch of literature. The publishers
will soon be having their ’fall and spring openings’
and their ‘special importations for Horse-Show
Week.’ But the Bishop is right, of course nothing
helps a book like a rousing attack on its morals;
and as the publishers can’t exactly proclaim
the impropriety of their own wares, the task has to
be left to the press or the pulpit.”
“The pulpit ?” Mrs. Fetherel mused.
“Why, yes look at those two novels
in England last year ”
Mrs. Fetherel shook her head hopelessly.
“There is so much more interest in literature
in England than here.”
“Well, we’ve got to make
the supply create the demand. The Bishop could
run your novel up into the hundred thousands in no
time.”
“But if he can’t make his own sell ?”
“My dear, a man can’t very well preach
against his own writings!”
Mrs. Clinch rose and picked up her proofs.
“I’m awfully sorry for
you, Paula dear,” she concluded, “but I
can’t help being thankful that there’s
no demand for pessimism in the field of natural history.
Fancy having to write ‘The Fall of a Sparrow,’
or ‘How the Plants Misbehave!’”