“SASSY” was all that her
name implied. From the very beginning, when, as
a small white egg, innocent enough in appearance, she
left the hand of the little girl’s mother and
joined nine companions under a fat cochin, it was
with something of an impudent roll that she gained
her place in the nest. Three weeks later, after
having been faithfully sat upon, and as faithfully
turned each day by the cochin’s beak, she gave
another pert stir, very slight, and tapped a hole
through her cracking shell. The next morning
she swaggered forth, a round, fluffy, cheeping morsel.
She was not Sassy yet, however.
It was later, when she lost her yellow down and grew
a scant coat of white feathers, through which her skin
showed in pimpled, pinkish spots, that she displayed
the characteristics that christened her, and, by her
precocity and brazenness, distinguished herself from
among her leghorn brothers and sisters.
At this period of her life, a pullet
in both months and experience, she should have conducted
herself with becoming modesty. Instead, she developed
a habit of taking her meals, morning, noon, and night,
from the kitchen table, to which the little girl did
not usually go until long after the big brothers had
finished and withdrawn. Sassy made her entrance
either by way of the hall or through the window nearest
the stove. Once inside, she hopped to a bench,
and thence to the oil-cloth. Her progress from
one end of the board to the other was always attended
by serious damage to the butter, of which she was inordinately
fond. When, having fared well, she at last descended,
she paraded up and down, with many sharp, inquiring
cries of “C-a-w-k? c-a-w-k? c-a-w-k?” and
wherever her claws chanced to touch left little, buttery
fleurs-de-lis on the floor. She
escaped the disastrous fire, not, like a dozen other
fowls, by seeking refuge in the wind-break, but because
she was in the coal-shed carrying on a hand-to-hand
conflict with the tortoise-shell cat, who had five
new babies.
By Thanksgiving day, having developed
into a juicy frier, more prone than ever to snoop,
family opinion turned against her, so that when it
came to the question which chickens, in view of the
shortage of feed, should occupy the oven in place
of the usual sizzling turkey, the big brothers and
the little girl voted for the heads of Sassy and of
a certain mysterious young rooster who, though disturbing,
had never been definitely singled out, since, on hearing
his falsetto crow and looking about for him, the family
invariably came upon the insolent pullet, alone and
unconcerned.
The day before Thanksgiving the little
girl was directed to capture both the rooster and
Sassy. For the first, she selected a young leghorn
that she believed to be the guilty trumpeter and poked
him into a box-coop beside the smoke-house. Then
she set about jailing the culpable pullet. She
was aided by Godfrey, the biggest brother’s pet
pointer, who scented Sassy in the vegetable patch,
where she was scratching around the tomato vines.
Together they pursued her at top speed, Godfrey keeping
close to his bird, but, in true sportsmanlike fashion,
refraining from seizing her. Through the tomatoes
they ran, till the little girl sat down from sheer
exhaustion, with Godfrey panting beside her and the
pullet perched near by on a pile of seed onions.
After a ten minutes’ rest, the
little girl and the pointer renewed their chase.
This time Sassy left the tomato patch (foolishly enough,
for the vines tripped the little girl), and fled,
with hackles spread, toward the well, where a flock
was dipping water. When they saw her coming, the
chickens, among which were several young leghorns,
fled in terror toward the sorghum patch and lost themselves
in its woody lanes. Godfrey and the little girl
charged this western jungle with zest, thrashing about
until the pullet-supposedly-emerged
and flitted toward the sod barn. But when for
the second time, and after a lengthy hunt that brought
up at the new stacks, they paused for breath, the little
girl discovered, to the mystification of the pointer,
who did not know one leghorn from another, and to
her own disgust, that since their threading of the
sorghum they had been after the wrong chicken!
The little girl sprawled on the sunny
side of a stack for an hour or two after that, and
chewed straws. She pulled off her shoes to rest
her stockingless feet, and put her head on Godfrey’s
damp side. For she had resolved to postpone the
catching of Sassy till evening, when the elusive pullet
would be sleepily seated on a two-by-four in the empty
cow-stall that now served for a coop.
When the early November twilight fell
upon the farm-yard, the little girl roused Godfrey
by gently pulling his tail and skipped round to the
barn door. Under ordinary circumstances, the task
of creeping upon an unsuspecting chicken and seizing
it for the block would have been unpleasant.
But, influenced by her long dislike of the pullet,
and recalling her tiresome experience of the afternoon,
she chuckled to think that she would soon have her
hands clasped tightly about Sassy’s yellow legs.
“I’ll not make a mistake this time,”
she said to herself.
She entered the barn slyly and stole
down behind the stalls until she came opposite the
perches. The chickens were settling themselves
for the night, moving and murmuring drowsily.
As she peeped among them, her glance fell upon Sassy,
outlined against the small square window beyond and
roosted comfortably with her beak toward the manger,
all unconscious of her nearing doom. The little
girl was certain that it was she, for there was no
mistaking the rakish lop of the serrated comb, or the
once white under-feathers soiled to a bluish cast.
The little girl waited, restraining
the excited pointer, until the light had faded from
the square window. It was then so dark that the
chickens could not see the malevolent fingers that,
thrust softly up among them, grabbed a leghorn’s
shanks; and there was only a mildly concerned “k-r-r-r!”
from an old, watchful hen as the little girl retreated,
one hand doing almost fatal duty around an ill-starred
neck.
By the time that the little girl,
triumphantly bearing both her prey, heads down, reached
the mounting-log at the front door of the house, where
the eldest brother awaited her with the hatchet, it
was nearly as dark outside as it had been in the barn.
So the eldest brother-for the little girl
had hurried away after giving him the chickens-could
not tell which leghorn suffered the guillotine first.
His sanguinary work being done, the little girl returned
and carried the dead fowls into the coal-shed, where
she tied their toes together and hung them over a nail.
Early next morning the eldest brother
was awakened by a prolonged falsetto crow,-the
familiar disturbing salute of the chanticleer he had
beheaded the night before! Puzzled and wondering,
he got up, ran to the eastern window of the attic,
and looked down upon the yard. An amazing discovery
repaid his promptness. For, as the chicken once
more raised its voice, he saw that the mysterious
rooster was still alive! So was Sassy! They
were combined in one and the same bird! Two innocent
chickens had been sacrificed!
So, until the next spring,-the
spring following the fire, and one ever memorable
for its wonderful grass and flowers, its gentle rains
and windless, sunny days,-Sassy continued
to exasperate the family, winning only censure.
But when the depleted flock could not furnish half
the eggs the family needed, she took it upon herself
to lay one daily, and was considerate ate enough to
render it unnecessary for the little girl to go out
and bring it in, by depositing it in the hay-twist
box behind the kitchen stove, in the linen-barrel
in the entry, or on the canopied bed. Then she
found an appreciative friend in the little girl’s
mother, who, whenever she heard a proud, discordant
announcement, half crow, half cackle, blessed the
little white hen as she hurried to secure the offering.
One afternoon during Sassy’s
career of prolificacy, the little girl remembered
that her best thick dress was so threadbare that she
would need a brand-new one for the next winter.
She found, too, that if she was to have one she must
devise a way to swell the small amount in the tin
savings-bank; for the big brothers declared they would
be able only to pay the heavy debt upon the farm and
victual the house for the stormy months to follow.
So she hit upon the idea of raising chickens, and
broached it to her mother. The latter, remembering
the sorry Christmas just past, at once presented her
with Sassy, promising that all the eggs the leghorn
laid should be credited to the little girl at the general
merchandise store at the station, and that all the
chicks hatched out by Sassy should go the same way.
The little girl was jubilant over
the plan, and each morning answered the “cut-cut-c’t-a-a-ah-cut”
of her hen with a gift of crumbs, and then took possession
of the new-laid egg, placing it carefully in a cracker-box.
When, at the end of as many days, a dozen eggs lay
side by side, she took them out, wrapped each one
in paper, packed them all in a lard-bucket full of
shorts, and, mounting the blue mare, rode to the station,
where she had the satisfaction of seeing eleven cents
put opposite her name in the egg-book at the general
merchandise store.
This was repeated four times, and,
the price of eggs having gone up a few cents in each
interval, the little girl had sixty cents to put in
her bank, which raised her total to one dollar fifty-nine.
On her June birthday the family presented her with
four dimes; the week after she sold a wooden squirt-gun
to the neighbor woman’s son for five cents.
It was then plain that, if Sassy should continue to
furnish eggs faithfully, the dress was assured.
But at this happy juncture, and, womanlike,
without a single cluck of warning, the leghorn ceased
her diurnal laying, and, after a spasmodic week, during
which she scattered three or four eggs on the little
girl’s bed, gave no further sign of justifying
her existence.
The little girl was in despair, and
at once confided Sassy’s delinquency to the
eldest brother, who knew a great deal about chickens.
He said that a leghorn was an all-year-round layer,
and that when a hen of the breed failed to uphold
the standard of her kind she was fit only for broiling.
The youngest brother, overhearing the account of Sassy’s
conduct and the eldest brother’s comments, volunteered
the opinion that nothing ailed the chicken but the
pip, and advised fat and pepper. But when three
days had gone by and the leghorn, with generous doses
of axle-grease and cayenne, ailed rather than recovered,
the little girl ceased her administrations.
It occurred to her, in the midst of
her worry, that perhaps Sassy wanted to set.
Accordingly she got ten eggs together, arranged them
in a nest, caught the hen, and put her upon them.
But here a new and unlooked-for thing happened.
Sassy would not stay on the nest. Not at all daunted,
the little girl procured a broad strip of calico and
tied the hen down. But in her struggles to get
free, Sassy broke nearly all of the eggs under her,
and finally hied herself out of the new coop and over
the smoke-house to liberty.
Unhappy that her leghorn thus spurned
to mother a brood, the little girl sought the biggest
brother. “Oh, no wonder the mean thing crows,”
she said to him, as she told her story.
The biggest brother conferred long
and solemnly on the question. When it was settled,
the little girl came out of the sitting-room with a
look of hopeful determination upon her face and hunted
up Sassy. The latter had grown so bold since
the Thanksgiving before that any one could pick her
up without running after her. So the little girl,
in two winks, had her under one arm and was on her
way to the carnelian bluff.
It was a hot, sultry day in midsummer,
and not a breath of wind was blowing over the farm.
The grain-fields were still. The blades of the
corn drooped limply. The creamy sap of the milkweed
growing in the timothy meadow was drying up in the
stem. Below the bluff the herd stood, belly deep,
lashing about them with wet tails, and the pigs wallowed
among the wilting bulrushes in damp security.
Yet, with all its heat and quiet,
the afternoon was destined to be a stormy one.
The swallows were flying low across the farm-yard;
the colts, pestered by busy flies, were moving restlessly
about the wire pen; the Maltese cat was trying her
claws on a table leg in the kitchen; and, behind the
wind-break, a collie had given over a beef-bone and
was industriously eating grass. But all these
signs, which should have foretold to her what was
coming, were unnoticed by the little girl as she hurried
along.
At the southern base of the bluff
she halted and put Sassy on the ground with her head
pointing up the hill. Then, with apron held wide,
she began to shoo the hen gently toward the summit.
For the biggest brother had said very emphatically
that the only way to make a chicken lay is to drive
her up a hill.
Sassy did not pay any attention to
the apron, but shook her wattles crossly, “k-r-r-red,”
and held her head so that one white ear lobe lay questioningly
uppermost.
“Now you go up,” commanded
the little girl; “go right straight up, or I’ll
just give it to you. I’ll make
you lay, you lazy thing!”
Sassy tilted her head so that the
opposite ear lobe showed, and lifted one foot against
her breast. Otherwise she did not indicate that
she had even heard her orders. Her disobedience
angered the little girl.
“Shoo! shoo! shoo!” she
cried; “do you think I’m going to carry
you? No, siree! You’ll walk,-every
step of it, too. I’ll teach you.”
She seized Sassy by the tail and rudely shoved her
forward.
It availed no more than the shooing.
The hen not only refused to advance, but turned and
flew into the corn. When, after chasing her around
a dozen hills, the little girl once more had the leghorn
held tightly in her hands, she gave her a good shaking.
But no matter how hard the little girl jerked her
body from side to side, Sassy, by bending her neck,
kept her head defiantly in one place.
The little girl was at her wits’
end. The biggest brother had specified that Sassy
should be driven; but the leghorn would not drive.
The little girl had tried her best to carry out her
instructions, and had only discovered the truth of
the old adage about leading a horse to water.
She could bring Sassy to the very spot where a cure
could be effected-and the hen would refuse
treatment. Chagrined, warm, and discouraged,
she resolved to carry the chicken bodily to the stone-pile,
a bare half way, and there think over her failure.
So, with Sassy under her arm once more, she toiled
up the grassy slope.
While she was lying beside the pile,
worried and distraught, with the leghorn at close
quarters throwing up dirt and pebbles, the air became
so ominously and deathly still that the little girl
and Sassy fairly gasped for breath. Over the
grass tops the heat halted and lay in long, faintly
visible waves, like a ghostly sea. And in the
west there began to arise, silently and swiftly, a
vast mountain of peculiar, dense arched clouds.
It bulged upward until its top seemed
half way to the sun. Then, with lightning rapidity,
it closed in at its middle and assumed the shape of
a monster toad-stool, and traveled forward toward the
Vermillion with a mighty roar.
The little girl neither saw nor heard
it as it came on. She was thinking, with the
hopefulness of youth, over Sassy’s future possibilities.
“She’ll surely start laying again some
time,” she mused, “and I’ll borrow
a hen from mother to set on the eggs. So I’ll
have all those chickens, and when they grow up I’ll
have all their eggs, and some of them will set, and-”
She lost herself in an endless chain of computation.
The toad-stool, topped with angry,
boiling clouds, was now but five or six miles away.
It swayed like the trunk of an elephant as it darted
forward, one second touching the ground, the next lifting
itself into the air, shifting and lowering as if it
were picking spots upon which to alight. A breeze
sprang up and hurried to meet it, and all the grass
and corn-stalks bowed that way.
Suddenly the rustling about her made
the little girl look up. The bright sunshine
had changed to threatening gloom, the sultry quiet
was broken by whispers of tempest and rain. She
saw the nearing cloud-column, now an hour-glass in
form, and realized her awful danger. Calling to
Sassy, she got up on her knees with the thought of
flight.
Sassy answered with little joyous
cries. She was gratefully welcoming the forerunning
breeze of the cyclone by raising her wings, and was
walking sidewise down the hill.
The next moment, a torrent of water
struck the little girl as she attempted to get to
her feet, and rolled Sassy farther away from the pile.
Then, with a horrid growl, the cyclone crossed the
river, skipped over the swaying wheat, and, alighting
on the edge of the corn, dragged its ravaging base
across the field with a terrific whirling of stalks
and a rending and grinding that bespoke the very end
of things. Its center was midway between the
bluff and the farm-house. And, as its farther
edge braided the cottonwoods in the wind-break and
uprooted the stunted apple-trees, its near edge came
close to the stone-pile with a mighty sucking breath.
The little girl, seeing that escape
was impossible, for the rain was beating her down,
flung herself in the lee of the pile and clutched at
the grass. “Sassy!” she shouted again;
“Sassy!” But the cyclone drowned her cry.
With starting eyes she saw the swirling
currents draw Sassy, maelstromlike, in and in.
The hen lost her feet, was next tossed like a white
ball hither and thither, and then sped out of sight
into the vortex of the storm’s wild mingling
of matter, taking with her all the little girl’s
hopes of future revenue-the unlaid eggs
and the unhatched chicks. As she disappeared,
she gave a final frightened, crowing cluck. It
was her swan song.
WHEN the tornado had swept on, leaving
in its wake a wide path of bare ground fringed with
wreckage, the little girl hurried home to assure herself
that her mother and the big brothers had gotten into
the storm-cellar, and that the blue mare was unhurt,
and to gaze into the sitting-room mirror to see if
her hair had turned white. Satisfied upon all
points, she changed her clothes and started eastward
on horseback, following the streaked road of the cyclone.
As she traveled, she kept steadfastly on the lookout,
and jogged along until the prairie was wrapped in
night. When, at last, she turned and started back,
she carried, as trophies of her search, her mother’s
wooden chopping-bowl, dusty and unharmed, and, thrust
in her hat-band, a solitary memento of the vanished
crowing hen, a broken, soiled white feather.