The scene was picturesque and pretty
as I looked at it from the gallery that crosses the
hall.
Tea was laid out on a large, low table,
with plates and jam and cakes and muffins a
nice, comfortable, substantial meal. A fire of
whole logs burned in the colossal, open chimney.
The huge, heavily shaded lamps concentrated all the
light beneath them, viewed from above.
And like a group of summer-flowers
the women, in their light and fluffy tea-gowns, added
the touch of grace to the heavy darkness of the old
stone walls. I paused a while and watched them.
Lady Grenellen, gorgeous as a sultana,
seemed to have collected all the cushions to enhance
her comfort as she lay back in a low, deep sofa.
Augustus sat beside her. From here one could not
see his ugliness, and the dark claret color of his
smoking-suit rather set off her gown. She had
the most alluring expression upon her face, which
just caught the light. His attitude was humble.
The storm, for the present, was over between them.
Two other women, the heiress, Babykins,
and Lord Tilchester, and several young men sat round
the table like children eating their bread-and-jam.
The Duke and Miss Martina B. Cadwallader
were examining the armor. Some one was playing
the piano softly. Merry laughter floated upward.
I doubt if any other country could produce such a scene.
It would have pleased grandmamma.
“Why, by the stars and stripes,
there is a ghost in the gallery!” exclaimed
Miss Corrisande K. Trumpet, pointing to me. The
faint glimmer of my white velvet tea-gown must have
caught her eyes as I moved away.
“No, I am not a ghost,”
I called, “and I am coming down to eat hot muffins.”
So I crossed and descended the turret stairs.
Lady Tilchester had not appeared yet.
I sat down at the table next “Billy.”
It was all so gay and friendly no one could feel depressed.
Viewed close, Miss Trumpet was, for
her age, too splendidly attired. She looked prettier
in her simple travelling-dress. But her spirits
and her repartee left nothing to be desired. She
kept us all amused, and, whether Lady Grenellen would
eventually permit it or no, Lord Luffton seemed immensely
epris with her now.
There was only one other girl at the
table, Lady Agatha de Champion, and her slouching,
stooping figure and fuzzled hair did not show to advantage
beside the heiress’s upright, rounded shape and
well-brushed waves.
“Where have you been all the
afternoon?” demanded the Duke, reproachfully,
over my shoulder. “I searched everywhere
down-stairs, and finally sent to your room, but your
maid knew nothing of you.”
“I have been sitting with Lady
Tilchester in her sitting-room,” I said, smiling.
“Here comes Margaret. She
shall answer to me for kidnapping my guests like this.”
And he went forward to meet her.
“Do not scold me,” said
Lady Tilchester, as she returned with him. “I
think Mrs. Gurrage will tell you we have spent a very
pleasant afternoon.”
“Indeed, yes,” I said.
“And I mean to spend a pleasant
evening,” he whispered, low, to me. “As
soon as you have eaten that horrid muffin I shall carry
you off to see my pictures.”
I looked at Lady Tilchester.
What would she wish me to do?
“Impress upon him the necessity
of being charming to the heiress. You were quite
right. He has a serious rival,” she whispered,
and we walked off.
The Duke can be agreeable in his unattractive,
lackadaisical way. He is so full of information,
not of the statistical kind like Miss Trumpet, but
the result of immense cultivation.
“What do you think of my heiress?”
he said, at last, as we paused beneath a Tintoretto.
I said everything suitable and encouraging I could
think of.
“I am quite pleased with her,”
he allowed, “but I fear she will not be content
with the rôle I had planned out for my Duchess.
She is too individual. I feel it is I who would
subside and attend to the nurseries and the spring
cleaning. However, I mean to go through with
it, although I am in a hideous position, because, you
know, I am falling very deeply in love with you.”
“How inconvenient for you!"’
I said, smiling. “But please do not let
that interfere with your prospects. You must attend
to the subject of pleasing the heiress, as I see great
signs of Lord Luffton cutting the ground from under
your feet.”
He stared at me incredulously.
“Luffy!” he said, aghast.
“Oh, but Cordelia would take care of that.
He is her friend.”
“Oh, how you amuse me, all of
you,” I said, laughing, “with your loves
and your jealousies and your little arrangements!
Every one two and two; every one with a ‘friend.’”
“Anyway, we are not wearyingly faithful.”
“No; but to a stranger you ought
to issue a kind of guide-book ’Trespassers
will be prosecuted’ here, ’A change would
be welcomed’ there, etc.”
“’Pon my word new editions
would have to come out every three months, then.
In the space of a year you would find a general shuffle
had taken place.”
“Shall you let your Duchess have a ’friend’?”
I asked.
He mused a little.
“Could I have found my cow brewer’s
daughter, she would have been too virtuously middle
class to have thought of such a thing. And if
I take this American well, the Americans
are so new a nation they have still a moral sense.
So I think I am pretty safe.”
“Old nations are deficient in this quality,
then?”
“Yes. Artificial things
are more worn out, and they get back nearer to nature.”
“But you would object to a ’friend’?”
“Considerably, until the succession
was firmly secured. After that, I suppose, my
Duchess might please herself. She probably would,
too, without consulting me. You don’t see
the whole of your neighbors eating cake and remain
content with your own monotonous bread-and-butter.”
This appeared to be very true. He continued in
a meditative way:
“Because a few what we call
civilized nations have set up a standard of morality
for themselves, that does not change the ways of human
nature. What we call morality has no existence
in the natural world.”
“Why should the respectable
middle-class brewer’s daughter have so strong
a sense of it, then?” I asked.
“Because propriety is their
god from one generation to another. You can almost
overcome nature with a god sometimes. Babykins
has a theory that the food we eat makes a difference
in the ways of our class, but I don’t believe
that. It is because we hunt and shoot and live
lives of inclination, not compulsion, like the middle
classes, and so we get back nearer to nature.”
“You are a sophist, I fear,”
I said, smiling. “See, here is Miss Martina
B. Cadwallader advancing upon us. Stern virtue
is on every line of her face, anyway!”
“Pardon me, Dook,” she
said, “but the guide to Myrlton I purchased at
the station gave me to understand I should find a second
portrait of Queen Elizabeth in this gallery.
I cannot see it. Would you be good enough to
indicate the picture to me?”
“Oh, that was a duplicate,”
said the Duke, resignedly. “I sold it at
Christie’s last year. It brought me in ten
thousand pounds more than it was worth.
I lived in comfort upon it for quite six months.”
“You don’t say!” said Martina B.
Cadwallader.
Before the party said good-night,
the meanest observer could have told that things were
going at sixes and sevens, no one doing exactly what
was expected of them.
Signs of disturbance showed as early
as the few minutes before dinner.
Lord Luffton was openly seeking the
society of the heiress, with no regard to the blandishments
of Lady Grenellen. But by half-past eleven the
clouds had spread all round.
Augustus, perhaps, looked the most
upset. He had spent an evening on thorns of jealousy.
First, snubbed sharply by the fair Cordelia; then,
having to witness her ineffectual attempts to detach
Lord Luffton from Miss Trumpet.
The Duke, while devoting himself to
me, could not quite conceal his annoyance at the turn
affairs were taking.
Miss Martina B. Cadwallader was plainly
irritated with her niece for not attending to the
business they had come for. Babykins was exerting
her mosquito propensities and stinging every one all
round. In fact, only the few casual guests, who
did not count one way or another, seemed calm and
undisturbed.
“It is really provoking,”
Lady Tilchester said to me. “What on earth
did they ask Luffy here for? He is noted for this
sort of thing, and, of course, posing as a war hero
adds an extra lustre to his charms.”
The only two people supremely unconscious
of delinquencies were the causes of all the trouble Lord
Luffton and Miss Trumpet.
They had gone off to look at the pictures
in the long gallery, and at twenty minutes to twelve
were nowhere to be seen.
Lady Glenellen’s eyes flashed ominously.
“Let us go to bed,” she
said. “Betty, why don’t you have the
lights turned out?”
Fortunately the aunt did not hear
this remark. As her face showed, she was quite
capable of a sharp reply to anything, and though, no
doubt, annoyed with the niece, would certainly defend
her.
“We had better go and look for them,”
said the Duke.
“Perhaps they have fallen down the oubliette,”
suggested Babykins.
“You don’t tell me there
is danger?” demanded Miss Martina B. Cadwallader,
anxiously, “On this trip I am answerable to her
poppa for Corrisande’s safety.”
We started, more or less in a body,
towards the gallery, Lady Tilchester, with her usual
tact, stopping to point out any notable picture or
tapestry to the aunt on the way, so that the search
should not look too pointed.
In the farthest corner, perched on
a high window-seat that must have required
a knowledge of vaulting to reach sat the
guilty pair, dangling their feet. Anything more
engaging than Miss Trumpet looked could not be imagined.
The tiniest pink satin slippers peeped out of billows
of exquisite dessous. Her little face seemed
a mass of dimpling smiles. Not a trace of embarrassment
appeared in her manner.
“I say, Duke,” she called,
“you have got a sweet place here. We have
been watching for the monk to pass, but he has not
come yet.”
The Duke stepped forward to help her down.
“Don’t you trouble,”
she said. “Why, we had a gymnasium at the
convent. I can jump.”
Lady Grenellen now appeared upon the
scene. She looked like an angry cat. I turned,
with Lady Tilchester, and left the rest of the party.
What happened I do not know, but when they joined us
all in the hall again the heiress was with the Duke,
Lord Luffton walked alone, while Augustus, once more
beaming, was close to Lady Grenellen’s side.
So it is an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Next day, after a delightful shooting-lunch
and a brisk walk back, the heiress came to my room
and talked to me.
She had apparently taken a great fancy
to me, and we had had several conversations.
“I don’t know why, but
you give me the impression that you are a stranger,
too, like Aunt Martina and me,” she said.
“You don’t look at all like the rest of
the Englishwomen. Why, your back is not nearly
so long. I could almost take you for an American,
you are so chic.”
I laughed.
“Even Lady Tilchester, who is
by far the nicest and grandest of them, does not look
such an aristocrat as you do.”
(Miss Trumpet pronounces it arrist-tocrat.)
“I assure you, I am a very ordinary
person,” I said. “But you are right,
I am a stranger, too.”
“Now I am glad to hear that,”
said Miss Trumpet, beginning to polish her nails with
my polisher, which was lying on the dressing-table.
“Because then I can talk to you. You know
I have come here to sample the Duke. Poppa is
so set on the idea of my being a duchess. But
it seems to me, if you are going to buy a husband,
you might as well buy the one you like best.
Don’t you think so?”
“I entirely agree with you,”
I said, feelingly. “You would probably be
happier with the one you prefer, even if he were only
a humble baron.” And I smiled at her slyly.
“Now that is just what I wanted
to ask you about. But if I took Lord Luffton,
instead of the Duke, should I have to walk a long way
behind at the Coronation next year?”
“I am afraid you would,” I said.
She looked puzzled and undecided.
“That is worrying me,”
she said. “As for the men themselves well,
we don’t think so much of them over in America
as you do here. It is no wonder Englishmen are
so full of assurance, the way they are treated.
You would never find an American woman showing a man
she was madly jealous of him, like Lady Grenellen
did last night. Why, we keep them in their places
across the Atlantic.”
“So I have heard,” I said.
“I have been accustomed to be
run after all my life,” she continued, “so
it does not amount to anything, a man making love to
me. But he is beautiful, isn’t he? Lord
Luffton, I mean.”
“Yes, though he has the reputation
of great fickleness. The Duke would probably
make a better husband,” I said.
I felt I owed it to Lady Tilchester
to do something towards advancing the cause.
“Oh, as for that, a man always
makes a good enough husband if you have the control
of the dollars, and poppa would see to that,”
said Miss Trumpet.
This seemed so true I had nothing to say.
“Now, I will tell you,”
she continued, examining her nails, which shone as
bright as glass. “I have got a kind of soft
feeling for that Baron, but I would like to be an
English duchess. Now, which would you take, if
you were me?”
“Oh, I could not possibly advise
you,” I said. “You must weigh the
advantages, and your level head will be sure to choose
for the best.”
“The position of an English
duchess is splendid, though, isn’t it? An
Italian duke came over last fall, and poppa thought
of him for about a day. But there is the bother
of a foreign language, and all their silly ways to
learn, so I told poppa I would have an English one
or marry an American. It does seem a pity I can’t
have both the Baron and the Duke!” and she laughed
with girlish mirth.
I thought of my conversation the night
before, and wondered.
That evening the Duke, also, made me confidences.
He was immensely taken with Miss Trumpet,
he allowed, and could almost look upon the matter
as a pleasure instead of a duty now.
“If you had shown the slightest
sign that you would ever care for me, I should not
have thought of her, though,” he said. “You
will be sorry, one day, that you are as cold as ice.”
“Why should a person be accused
of having no musical sense because one particular
tune does not cause one rhapsodies?” I asked.
“The one idea of a man seems to be, if a woman
does not adore him personally, it is because she is
as cold as ice. Surely that is illogical.”
He looked at me very straightly for a moment.
“I believe you do care for some
one,” he said. “I shall watch and
see.”
“Very well,” I laughed.
None of the people I have met since
my marriage have seemed to think it possible that
I should care for Augustus, or that my wedding-ring
should be the slightest bar to my feelings or their
advances.
“You are a dangerously attractive
woman, you know one’s idea of what
a lady ought to look like. And you move with a
grace one never sees now. And your eyes your
eyes are the eyes of the Sphinx. I fancy, if
I could make you care, I would forget all the world.
I am glad you are going to-morrow.”
“I understood you to say you
were greatly attracted by Miss Trumpet,” I said,
demurely.
And so the evening passed.
“I think it is going all right,”
Lady Tilchester said to me as we walked up-stairs
together. “They are making arrangements
to meet in London, and Luffy has not been asked to
join the theatre-party.”
“No. He is going to lunch
and to take them to skate,” I said.
“Oh, the clever girl!”
and she laughed. “But I expect she will
decide to be a duchess, in the end.”
“If you could tell her anything
especially splendid about her position at the Coronation
next year, should she accept the Duke, I am sure it
would have an effect.”
“Cordelia is behaving like a
fool about it. She asked them here, and made
all the arrangements, and now is absolutely uncivil
to them.”
“How flattered Lord Luffton ought to be!”
I laughed.
“Yes, if it were any one else;
but Cordelia has too many fancies. How glad one
should be that one has other interests in life!
Really, when I look round at most of my friends, I
feel thankful. Perhaps, otherwise, I should have
been as they are.”
Augustus had greatly profited by Lord
Luffton’s defection. Whether it was to
make the latter jealous, I do not know, but Lady Grenellen
had been remarkably gracious to him all the evening.
I learned, casually, that she was
to be the fourth at Dane Mount.
“We shall be such a little party,”
she said. “Only myself and you and your
husband. I asked Antony to take me in, as it is
on the road to Headbrook, where I go the next day,
I thought he was having a large party, though.”
I wished she was not going; there
seemed something degrading about the arrangement.
I had not let myself think of this
visit. And now it would be the day but one after
to-morrow!
A strange restlessness and excitement
took possession of me. I could not sleep.
It was a raw, foggy morning when we
all left Myrlton. The Duke accompanied us to
London, and we were a merry party in the train, in
spite of eight of us playing bridge.
Augustus told me he had business in
town, and would stay the night and over Sunday, arriving
at Dane Mount by the four-o’clock train on Monday.
“If you leave home at three,
in the motor,” he said, “we shall get
there exactly at the same time.”
And so I returned to Ledstone alone.