Eveley’s resolve to spend her
fortune for an auto met with less resistance than
she had anticipated. It seemed that every one
had known all along that she would fool the money
away on something, and a motor was far more reasonable
than some things.
“I said travel,” said
Kitty. “And we can travel in a car as well
as on a train more fun, too. And though
it may cut us off from meeting a purple prince a
pretty girl with a car of her own is a combination
no man can resist. And maybe if we are very patient
and have good luck, we may save a millionaire from
bandits, or rescue a daring aviator from capture by
Mexicans.”
Miriam nodded, also, her eyes cloudy
behind the dark lashes. “Very nice, dear.
Get a lot of stunning motor things and irresistible,
simply irresistible. You must have a red leather
motor coat. You will be adorable in one.
But you’ll have to shake Nolan, dear. You
stand no chance in the world if you are constantly
herded by a disagreeable young lawyer, guardianing
you from every truant glance.”
“It isn’t at all bad,”
quickly interposed Eileen. “I believe that
more than anything else in the world, a motor-car
reconciles a woman to life without a husband.
She gets thrills in plenty, and retains her independence
at the same time.”
“Eileen,” put in Nolan
sternly, “I am disappointed in you. A woman
of your ability and experience trying to prejudice
a young and innocent girl against marriage is is
“You are awfully hard to suit,
Nolan,” complained Eveley gently. “You
shouted at Miriam and Kitty for advising a husband,
and now you roar at Eileen for advising against one.”
“It isn’t the husband
I object to it is their cold-blooded scheme
to go out and pick one up. Woman should be sought
Well, when Eveley gets a car shell be sought fast enough,
said Kitty shrewdly. She hasnt suffered from any lack of admirers as it
is, but when she goes motoring on her own ach, Louie.”
“Then you approve of the car, do you, Nolan?”
“Well, since I can not think
of any quicker or pleasanter way of spending the money,”
he said slowly, “I may say that I do, unequivocally.”
“Why unequivocally?”
“What’s it mean, anyhow?” demanded
Kitty.
“Can’t you talk English,
Nolan?” asked Eveley, in some exasperation.
“You started off as if you were in favor, but
now heaven only knows what you mean.”
“Get your car, my poor child,
by all means. Get your car. But a dictionary
is what you really need.”
The rest of the evening they were
enthusiastic almost to the point of incoherency.
Kitty was in raptures over an exquisite red racer she
had seen on the street. Miriam described Mary
Pickford’s rose-upholstered car, and applied
it to Eveley’s features. Nolan developed
a surprisingly intimate knowledge of carburetors,
horse-powers and cylinders.
When at last they braved the rustic
stairway, homeward bound, with exclamatory gasps and
squeals, gradually drifting away into silence, Eveley
sat down on the floor to take off her shoes a
most childish habit carried over into the years of
age and wisdom and was immediately wrapped
in happy thoughts where stunning motor clothes and
whirring engines and Nolan’s pleasant eyes were
harmoniously mingled. And when at last she started
up into active consciousness again, and rushed pellmell
to bed, mindful of her responsibility as a business
girl, sleep came very slowly. And when it came
at last, it was a chaotic jumble of excited dreams
and tossings.
The life of the bride and groom in
the nest beneath Eveley’s Cloud Cote had progressed
so sweetly and smoothly that Eveley had come to feel
it was quite a friendly dispensation of Providence
that permitted her to live one story up from Honeymooning.
So the next morning, in the midst of the confusion
that came from dressing and getting her breakfast and
reading motor ads in the morning paper at the same
time, she was utterly electrified to hear a sudden
sharp cry of anguish from little Mrs. Bride beneath a
cry accompanied by sounds caused by nothing in the
world but a passionate and hysterical pounding of
small but violent feet upon the floor.
“Oooooh, oooooh, don’t
talk to me, Dody, I can’t bear it. I can’t,
I can’t. Ooooh, I wish I were dead.
Go away, go away this instant and let me die.
Oh, I shall run away, I shall kill myself! Oooooh!”
“Dearie, sweetie, don’t,”
begged Mr. Groom distractedly. “Lovie,
precious, please.” And his voice faded off
into tender inarticulate whispers.
For a long second Eveley was speechless.
Then she said aloud, very grimly, “Hum.
It has begun. I suppose I may look for flat-irons
and rolling-pins next. Hereafter they are Mr.
and Mrs. Ordinary Married People.”
After long and patient, demonstrative
pleading on his part, Mrs. Severs was evidently restored
to a semblance of reason and content, and quiet reigned
for a while until the slam of the door indicated that
Mr. Severs had heeded the call of business.
Almost immediately there came a quick
creaking of the rustic stairs and a light tap on Eveley’s
window.
“Come in,” she called
pleasantly. “I sort of expected you.
You will excuse me, won’t you, for not getting
up, but I have only fifteen minutes to finish my breakfast
and catch the car.”
“You are awfully businesslike,
aren’t you?” asked Mrs. Severs admiringly.
“Yes, I will have a cup of coffee, thanks.
I need all the stimulation I can get.”
She was pale, and her eyes were red-rimmed,
Eveley noted commiseratingly.
“We are expecting an addition
to our family this afternoon, Miss Ainsworth,”
she began, her chin quivering childishly.
“Mercy!” gasped Eveley.
“Our father-in-law,” added
Mrs. Severs quickly. “Dody’s father.
He is coming to live with us.”
“Oh!” breathed Eveley. “Won’t
that be lovely?”
Mrs. Severs burst into passionate
weeping. “It won’t be lovely,”
she sobbed. “It will be ghastly.”
She sat up abruptly and wiped her eyes. “He
is the most heart-breaking thing you ever saw, and
he doesn’t like me. He doesn’t approve
of dimples, and he says I am soft. And he has
the most desperate old chum you ever saw, a perfect
wreck with red whiskers, and they get together every
night and play pinochle and smoke smelly old pipes,
and he won’t have curtains in his bedroom, and
he is crazy about a phonograph, and he won’t
eat my cooking.”
“I should think you would like
that,” said Eveley. “Maybe he will
cook for himself.”
“That is just it,” wailed
Mrs. Severs. “He does. He cooks the
smelliest kind of corn beef and cabbage, and eats
liver by the by the cow, and has raw onions
with every meal. And he drinks tea by the gallon.
And he cooks everything himself and piles it on his
plate like a mountain and carries it to the table
and sits there and eats it right before company and
everybody.”
“I don’t see how Mr. Severs
ever came to have a father like that,” said
Eveley in open surprise.
“Well, the funny thing about
it is that he would really be very nice if he wasn’t
so outrageous. And he swears terribly. He
says ‘Holy Mackinaw’ at everything.
But he loves Dody. They lived together for years,
and it nearly killed him when Dody got married.
And Dody said, ’You will live with us of course,
father,’ and so we expected it. But he went
off for a visit after we were married he
and the red-whiskered friend, and we sort of thought we
kind of hoped miracles do happen, you know and
so I just kept believing that something would turn
up to save us. But it didn’t. Dody
got a letter this morning, and he will be here this
afternoon. Oh, I wish I were dead.”
“Is he terribly poor?”
“Mercy, no! He’s
got plenty of money. Lots more than we have.
Enough to live anywhere he pleases.”
“I see it all,” said Eveley
ominously. “You won’t be happy with
him, and he won’t be happy with you, but you
are all putting up with it because it is your duty.”
“Yes, that is it, of course.”
Eveley poured herself another cup
of coffee and drank it rapidly, without cream, and
only one lump of sugar. “I am upset,”
she said at last. “This has simply shattered
the day for me. Excuse me, you’ll have to
hurry, I only have five minutes left. I haven’t
explained my belief and principles to you you
being young and newly married and needing all the illusions
possible but I do not believe in duty.”
“Gracious,” gasped the bride. “You
don’t?”
“Absolutely not. No human
being should do his duty under any conceivable circumstances.
You see, there are two kinds, the pleasurable ones,
and the painful ones. Pleasurable duties are
done, not because they are duties, but because they
are pleasurable. So they do not count. And
a painful duty can not be a duty or it would not be
painful. My idea is, that there must be a happy
adjustment of every necessity, so when a duty is painful,
it is the wrong adjustment. You and your father-in-law
are giving yourselves pain because it is the wrong
adjustment.”
“It sounds very clever.”
“It is the only beautiful plan of life,”
said Eveley modestly.
“And then we would not have to live with father
at all?”
“Most certainly not.”
“It certainly is a glorious
theory,” said the bride enthusiastically.
“You explain it to Dody, will you? He is
positively death on duty, especially when it is painful.
He’d do his duty if it killed him and me, burned
the house down and started a revolution.”
“I have to go now,” said
Eveley. “Excuse me for rushing you off,
but I am late already. I’ll explain it
to you another time.”
Very skilfully she piloted her caller
out the window and down the rustic steps.
“Remember this,” she said
as they reached the bottom. “As long as
duty is painful, it is not a duty and can not be.
Now find another adjustment. That is the end
of it.” And she started on a quick trot
for the corner.
“But father will be here this
afternoon just the same,” called Mrs. Severs
after her in mournful tones.
Being very businesslike, Eveley made
a set of notes about the case on her way down-town.
Liver and cabbage.
Raw onions.
Smelly pipe.
Red-whiskered friend.
Pinochle.
Hates dimples. (I’ll keep my left side turned
his way.)
Money enough to live on.
Crazy about Dody christened Andrew.
Dody believes in duty.
“Of course it is up to me to
save them,” she decided cheerfully, and was
quite happy at the prospect of an engagement in her
campaign. “But I can’t neglect getting
my car, even to save human nature from its duty,”
she added. And then her mind wandered from the
duties of brides, to the pleasures of young motorists.
Her plan of expenditure was most lucid.
She would invest eighteen hundred dollars in a car,
and spend two hundred for clothes “to sustain
the illusion.” Nolan did not understand
exactly what she meant by that, but on general principles
was convinced it was something reprehensible and sneered
at it. The other five hundred was to be deposited
in the bank as a guarantee for future tires and gasoline
and repairs. Nolan said that according to his
information it would be wiser to buy a second-hand
car for five hundred, and keep the eighteen hundred
for tires and gas and repairs.
But Nolan was a struggling young lawyer even
more struggling than young and the girls
were accustomed to his pessimistic murmurs, and gave
them no heed at all.
Although Eveley had determined to
confine herself to eighteen hundred dollars for the
car, she was not morally above accepting demonstrations
of cars entailing twice, and even thrice, that expenditure.
“For,” she said, “for all I know
somebody else may die and leave me some more, and
then I can get an expensive one. And besides,
I feel it is my duty oh, no, I mean I feel
it would be lots of fun, as a conscientious and enthusiastic
motorist to know the good points of every car.”
So Nolan assured her of his complete
support and assistance in her search, even to the
detriment of his labors at the law office, where he
hoped one day to be a member of considerable standing.
Nolan had two fond dreams to become a regular
member of the firm, and to marry Eveley. They
were closely related, one to the other. If he
could not marry Eveley, he had no desire for a partnership
nor anything else but speedy death. But until
he had the partnership, he felt himself morally obligated
to deny himself Eveley in the flesh. For he was
one of those unique, old-fashioned creatures who feels
that man must offer position and affluence as well
as love to the lady of his choice. So it was no
mere mercenary madness on his own account that kept
Nolan living a life of gentle and economic obscurity,
patient struggling for a foothold on the ladder of
fame in his profession.
He knew better than to propose to
Eveley. He realized that if they were once formally
and blissfully engaged, he, being only mortal man with
human frailties, could never resist the charm of complete
possession, and he foresaw that betrothal would end
in speedy marriage to the death of his determination
to bring his goddess glory.
Thus Nolan’s lips were sealed on
the subject of marriage. “Though goodness
knows, he has plenty to say about everything else,”
Eveley sometimes complained rather plaintively.
And his attentions took the form of a more or less
pleasant watch-dog constancy, and an always more and
never less persistence in warding off other suitors
not handicapped by his own scruples in regard to matrimony.