Next morning, when Nickey brought
up the mail, Mrs. Burke looked anxiously over her
letters until she came to the one she was expecting.
She read it in silence.
The gist of the matter was that Maxwell
had been married to the nicest girl in the world,
and was looking forward to having Mrs. Burke meet
her, and to have his wife know the woman who had been
so supremely good to him in the parish. He closed
by informing her that they were to return the next
day at five P. M., and if it were not asking too much,
he hoped that she would take them in for a few days
until they could find quarters elsewhere. The
letter was countersigned by a pretty little plea for
friendship from “Mrs. Betty.”
Mrs. Burke replaced the letter and
murmured to herself, smiling:
“Poor little dear! Of course
they could come and stay as long as they pleased;
but as the rectory is in order, I think that I’ll
meet them at the depot, and take them there direct.
They’ll be much happier alone by themselves
from the start. I’ll have supper ready for
’em, and cook the chickens while they’re
unpackin’ their trunks.”
As Mrs. Burke thought it best to maintain
a discreet silence as to the time of their arrival,
there was no one but herself to meet them at the station
when the train pulled in. As Maxwell presented
his wife to Mrs. Burke, Hepsey took the girl’s
two hands in hers and kissed her heartily, and then,
looking at her keenly as the bride blushed under her
searching gaze, she remarked:
“You’re a dreadful disappointment,
Mrs. Maxwell. I’m afraid it’ll take
me a long time to get over it.”
“I am horribly sorry to disappoint you so, Mrs.
Burke.”
Maxwell laughed, while Mrs. Betty looked puzzled.
“Yes,” Mrs. Burke continued,
“you’re a dreadful disappointment.
Your picture isn’t half as sweet as you are.”
Then turning to Maxwell, she said:
“Why didn’t you tell me?
Who taught you to pick out just the right sort of
wife, I’d like to know?”
“She did!” Maxwell
replied, pointing delightedly to the young woman,
who was still smiling and blushing under Hepsey’s
inspection.
“But Mrs. Burke,” Mrs.
Betty interposed, “can’t you give me a
little credit for ‘picking out’ Donald,
as you say?”
“Yes; Mr. Maxwell’s pretty
fine, though I wouldn’t want to have you tell
him so, for anything. But I know, because Durford
is calculated to test a man’s mettle, if any
place ever was. Now Mrs. Betty, if that’s
what I’m to call you, if you’ll get into
the wagon we’ll drive home and have some supper.
You must be ’most famished by this time, if
you stop thinkin’ about Mr. Maxwell long enough
to have an appetite. I suppose that we might
have had a committee of the vestry down here to bid
you welcome to Durford; and Nickey suggested the village
band and some hot air balloons, and that the boys
of the parish should pull the carriage up to the house
after they’d presented you with a magnificent
bouquet; but I thought you’d just like to slip
in unnoticed and get acquainted with your parishioners
one at a time. It’d be simply awful to
have a whole bunch of ’em thrown at your head
at once; and as for the whole vestry well,
never mind.”
They got into the “democrat”
and started out at a smart trot, but when they came
to the road which turned toward Thunder Cliff, Mrs.
Burke drove straight across the green.
“Why, where are you going, Mrs.
Burke?” Maxwell exclaimed.
“Well, I thought that maybe
Mrs. Betty would like to get a sight of the town before
we went home.”
When they came to the rectory and
turned into the yard, the wonderful transformation
dawned on Maxwell.
“My gracious, what a change!
It’s perfectly marvelous,” he exclaimed.
“Why Mrs. Burke, I believe you’ve brought
us here to live!”
“Right you are, my friend. This is where
you belong.”
“Well, you certainly do beat
the Dutch. Who is responsible for all this, I’d
like to know? But of course it’s you.”
“Well, I had a hand in it, but
so did the whole parish. Now walk right in and
make yourselves at home.”
Mrs. Burke enjoyed to the full Maxwell’s
surprise and delight, as he and Mrs. Betty explored
the house like a couple of very enthusiastic children.
When they got into the china closet and Mrs. Betty
found a silver tea-ball she exclaimed rapturously:
“Look here, Donald! Did
you ever see the like of this? Here is a regular
tea-ball. We will have tea every afternoon at
four, and Mrs. Burke will be our guest. How perfectly
delightful.”
This remark seemed to please Hepsey
mightily, as she exclaimed:
“Oh, my, no! Do you want
to spoil my nervous system? We are not given
much to tea-balls in Durford. We consider ourselves
lucky if we get a plain old-fashioned pot. Now
you get fixed up,” she directed, “while
I get supper ready, and I’ll stay just this
time, if you’ll let me, and then if you can
stand it, perhaps you’ll ask me again.”
Soon they sat down to a little table
covered with spotless linen and a pretty set of white
china with gold bands. Maxwell did not say much;
he was still too surprised and delighted.
The broiled chickens and the browned
potato balls were placed before Maxwell, who faced
Mrs. Betty Hepsey sitting between them.
“Now this is what I call rich,”
Maxwell exclaimed as he carved. “I hadn’t
the slightest suspicion that we were to come here and
find all these luxuries.”
“However did the house get furnished?”
chimed in Mrs. Betty.
“Oh well,” Mrs. Burke
replied, “I always believe that two young married
people should start out by themselves, you know; and
then if they get into a family row it won’t
scandalize the parish. The only new thing about
the furnishings is paint and varnish. I drove
around and held up the parish, and made them stand
and deliver the goods, and Jonathan Jackson and I
touched it up a little; that’s all.”
“We ought to acknowledge each
gift personally,” Maxwell said. “You
must tell us who’s given what.”
“Oh, no you won’t.
When I took these things away from their owners by
force, I acknowledged them in the politest way possible,
so as to save you the trouble. You’re not
supposed to know where a thing came from.”
“But there must have been a
lot of money spent on the rectory to get it into shape,”
Maxwell asserted. “Where did it all come
from?”
Mrs. Burke grinned with amusement.
“Why, can’t you guess?
Of course it was that merry-hearted, generous old
Senior Warden of yours. Who else could it be?
If there is anything you need, just let us know.”
“But the house seems to be very
completely furnished as it is.”
“No, not yet. If you look
around you’ll see lots of things that aren’t
here.”
Mrs. Betty quite raved over the salad,
made of lettuce, oranges, walnuts and a mayonnaise
dressing. Then there came ice cream and chocolate
sauce, followed by black coffee.
“This is quite too much, Mrs.
Burke. You must be a superb cook. I am horribly
afraid you’ll have spoiled Donald, so that my
cooking will seem very tame to him,” Mrs. Betty
remarked.
“Well, never mind, Mrs. Betty.
If worst comes to worst there are seven pans of soda
biscuit secreted around the premises somewhere; so
don’t be discouraged. There are lots of
things you can do with a soda biscuit, if you know
how. Now we’ll just clear the table, and
wash the dishes, and put things away.”
When about nine o’clock she
arose to go, Maxwell took both Hepsey’s hands
in his and said quietly:
“Mrs. Burke, I’m more
indebted to you than I can possibly say, for all you
have done for us. I wish I knew how to thank you
properly, but I don’t.”
“Oh, never mind that,”
Mrs. Burke replied, a mist gathering in her eyes,
“it’s been lots of fun, and if you’re
satisfied I’m more than pleased.”
Then, putting her arm around Mrs. Betty’s waist,
she continued:
“Remember that we’re not
payin’ this nice little wife of yours to do
parish work, and if people interfere with her you just
tell em to go to Thunder Cliff. Good-by.”
She was turning away when suddenly
she stopped, an expression of horror on her face:
“My! think of that now!
This was a bride’s dinner-party, and I put yellow
flowers on the table, instead of white! What’d
city folks say to that!”