CHEDCOMBE
As I said in my last letter, we started
out for Chedcombe, not abreast, as we had been before,
but strung along the road, and me and Mr. Poplington
pretty doleful, being disappointed and not wanting
to talk. But as for Jone, he seemed livelier
than ever, and whistled a lot of tunes he didn’t
know. I think it always makes him lively to get
rid of seeing sights. The sun was shining brightly,
and there was no reason to expect rain for two or
three hours anyway, and the country we passed through
was so fine, with hardly any houses, and with great
hills and woods, and sometimes valleys far below the
road, with streams rushing and bubbling, that after
a while I began to feel better, and I pricked up my
tricycle, and, of course, being followed by Jone, we
left Mr. Poplington, whose melancholy seemed to have
gotten into his legs, a good way behind.
We must have travelled two or three
hours when all of a sudden I heard a noise afar, and
I drew up and listened. The noise was the barking
of dogs, and it seemed to come from a piece of woods
on the other side of the field which lay to the right
of the road. The next instant something shot
out from under the trees and began going over the field
in ten-foot hops. I sat staring without understanding,
but when I saw a lot of brown and white spots bounce
out of the wood, and saw, a long way back in the open
field, two red-coated men on horseback, the truth
flashed upon me that this was the hunt. The creature
in front was the stag, who had chosen to come this
way, and the dogs and the horses was after him, and
I was here to see it all.
Almost before I got this all straight
in my mind the deer was nearly opposite me on the
other side of the field, going the same way that we
were. In a second I clapped spurs into my tricycle
and was off. In front of me was a long stretch
of down grade, and over this I went as fast as I could
work my pedals; no brakes or holding back for me.
My blood was up, for I was actually in a deer hunt,
and to my amazement and wild delight I found I was
keeping up with the deer. I was going faster
than the men on horseback.
“Hi! Hi!” I shouted,
and down I went with one eye on the deer and the other
on the road, every atom of my body tingling with fiery
excitement. When I began to go up the little slope
ahead I heard Jone puffing behind me.
“You will break your neck,”
he shouted, “if you go down hill that way,”
and getting close up to me he fastened his cord to
my tricycle. But I paid no attention to him or
his advice.
“The stag! The stag!”
I cried. “As long as he keeps near the road
we can follow him! Hi!” And having got
up to the top of the next hill I made ready to go
down as fast as I had gone before, for we had fallen
back a little, and the stag was now getting ahead of
us; but it made me gnash my teeth to find that I could
not go fast, for Jone held back with all his force
(and both feet on the ground, I expect), and I could
not get on at all.
“Let go of me,” I cried,
“we shall lose the stag. Stop holding back.”
But it wasn’t any use; Jone’s heels must
have been nearly rubbed off, but he held back like
a good fellow, and I seemed to be moving along no
faster than a worm. I could not stand this; my
blood boiled and bubbled; the deer was getting away
from me; and if it had been Porlock Hill in front
of me I would have dashed on, not caring whether the
road was steep or level.
A thought flashed across my mind,
and I clapped my hand into my pocket and jerked out
a pair of scissors. In an instant I was free.
The world and the stag was before me, and I was flying
along with a tornado-like swiftness that soon brought
me abreast of the deer. This perfectly splendid,
bounding creature was not far away from me on the other
side of the hedge, and as the field was higher than
the road I could see him perfectly. His legs
worked so regular and springy, except when he came
to a cross hedge, which he went over with a single
clip, and came down like India rubber on the other
side, that one might have thought he was measuring
the grass, and keeping an account of his jumps in his
head.
For one instant I looked around for
the hounds, and I saw there was not more than half
a dozen following him, and I could only see the two
hunters I had seen before, and these was still a good
way back. As for Jone, I couldn’t hear
him at all, and he must have been left far behind.
There was still the woods on the other side, and the
deer seemed to run to keep away from that and to cross
the road, and he came nearer and nearer until I fancied
he kept an eye on me as if he was wondering if I was
of any consequence, and if I could hinder him from
crossing the road and getting away into the valley
below where there was a regular wilderness of woods
and underbrush.
If he does that, I thought, he will
be gone in a minute and I shall lose him, and the
hunt will be over. And for fear he would make
for the hedge and jump over it, not minding me, I
jerked out my handkerchief and shook it at him.
You can’t imagine how this frightened him.
He turned sharp to the right, dashed up the hill,
cleared a hedge and was gone. I gave a gasp and
a scream as I saw him disappear. I believe I
cried, but I didn’t stop, and glad I was that
I didn’t; for in less than a minute I had come
to a cross lane which led in the very direction the
deer had taken. I turned into this lane and went
on as fast as I could, and I soon found that it led
through a thick wood. Down in the hollow, which
I could not see into, I heard a barking and shouting,
and I kept on just as fast as I could make that tricycle
go. Where the lane led to, or what I should ever
come to, I didn’t think about. I was hunting
a stag, and all I cared for was to feel my tricycle
bounding beneath me.
I may have gone a half a mile or two
miles I have not an idea how far it was when
suddenly I came to a place where there was green grass
and rocks in an opening in the woods, and what a sight
I saw! There was that beautiful, grand, red deer
half down on his knees and perfectly quiet, and there
was one of the men in red coats coming toward him with
a great knife in his hand, and a little farther back
was three or four dogs with another man, still on
horseback, whipping them to keep them back, though
they seemed willing enough to lie there with their
tongues out, panting. As the man with the knife
came up to the deer, the poor creature raised its
eyes to him, and didn’t seem to mind whether
he came or not. It was trembling all over and
fairly tired to death. When the man got near
enough he took hold of one of the deer’s horns
and lifted up the hand with the knife in it, but he
didn’t bring it down on that deer’s throat,
I can tell you, madam, for I was there and had him
by the arm.
He turned on me as if he had been struck by lightning.
“What do you mean?” he shouted. “Let
go my arm.”
“Don’t you touch that
deer,” said I my voice was so husky
I could hardly speak “don’t
you see it’s surrendered? Can you have the
heart to cut that beautiful throat when he is pleading
for mercy?” The man’s eyes looked as if
they would burst out of his head. He gave me a
pull and a push as if he would stick the knife into
me, and he actually swore at me, but I didn’t
mind that.
“You have got that poor creature
now,” said I, “and that’s enough.
Keep it and tame it and bring it up with your children.”
I didn’t have time to say anything more, and
he didn’t have time to answer, for two of the
dogs who had got a little of their wind back sprang
up and made a jump at the stag; and he, having got
a little of his wind back, jerked his horn out of
the hand of the man, and giving a sort of side spring
backward among the bushes and rocks, away he went,
the dogs after him.
The man with the knife rushed out
into the lane, and so did I, and so did the man on
horseback, almost on top of me. On the other side
of the lane was a little gorge with rocks and trees
and water at the bottom of it, and I was just in time
to see the stag spring over the lane and drop out
of sight among the rocks and the moss and the vines.
The man stood and swore at me regardless
of my sex, so violent was his rage.
“If you was a man I’d break your head,”
he yelled.
“I’m glad I’m not,”
said I, “for I wouldn’t want my head broken.
But what troubles me is, that I’m afraid that
deer has broken his legs or hurt himself some way,
for I never saw anything drop on rocks in such a reckless
manner, and the poor thing so tired.”
The man swore again, and said something
about wishing somebody else’s legs had been
broken; and then he shouted to the man on horseback
to call off the dogs, which was of no use, for he
was doing it already. Then he turned on me again.
“You are an American,”
he shouted. “I might have known that.
No English woman would ever have done such a beastly
thing as that.”
“You’re mistaken there,”
I said; “there isn’t a true English woman
that lives who would not have done the same thing.
Your mother
“Confound my mother!” yelled the man.
“All right,” said I; “that’s
all in your family and none of my business.”
Then he went off raging to where he had left his horse
by a gatepost.
The other man, who was a good deal
younger and more friendly, came up to me and said
he wouldn’t like to be in my boots, for I had
spoiled a pretty piece of sport; and then he went
on and told me that it had been a bad hunt, for instead
of starting only one stag, three or four of them had
been started, and they had had a bad time, for the
hounds and the hunters had been mixed up in a nasty
way. And at last, when the master of the hounds
and most every one else had gone off over Dunkery
Hill, and he didn’t know whether they was after
two stags or one, he and his mate, who was both whippers-in,
had gone to turn part of the pack that had broken
away, and had found that these dogs was after another
stag, and so before they knew it they was in a hunt
of their own, and they would have killed that stag
if it had not been for me; and he said it was hard
on his mate, for he knew he had it in mind that he
was going to kill the only stag of the day.
He went on to say, that as for himself
he wasn’t so sorry, for this was Sir Skiddery
Henchball’s land, and when a stag was killed
it belonged to the man whose land it died on.
He told me that the master of the hunt gets the head
and the antlers, and the huntsman some other part,
which I forget, but the owner of the land, no matter
whether he’s in the hunt or not, gets the body
of the stag. “There’s a cottage not
a mile down this lane,” said he, “with
its thatch torn off, and my sister and her children
live there, and Sir Skiddery turned them out on account
of the rent, and so I’m glad the old skinflint
didn’t get the venison.” And then
he went off, being called by the other man.
I didn’t know what time it was,
but it seemed as if it must be getting on into the
afternoon; and feeling that my deer hunt was over,
I thought I had better lose no time in hunting up
Jone, so I followed on after the men and the dogs,
who was going to the main road, but keeping a little
back of them, though, for I didn’t know what
the older one might do if he happened to turn and
see me.
I was sure that Jone had passed the
little lane without seeing it, so I kept on the way
we had been going, and got up all the speed I could,
though I must say I was dreadfully tired, and even
trembling a little, for while I had been stag hunting
I was so excited I didn’t know how much work
I was doing. There was sign-posts enough to tell
me the way to Chedcombe, and so I kept straight on,
up hill and down hill, until at last I saw a man ahead
on a bicycle, which I soon knew to be Mr. Poplington.
He was surprised enough at seeing me, and told me my
husband had gone ahead. I didn’t explain
anything, and it wasn’t until we got nearly
to Chedcombe that we met Jone. He had been to
Chedcombe, and was coming back.
Jone is a good fellow, but he’s
got a will of his own, and he said that this would
be the end of my tricycle riding, and that the next
time we went out together on wheels he’d drive.
I didn’t tell him anything about the stag hunt
then, for he seemed to be in favor of doing all the
talking himself; but after dinner, when we was all
settled down quiet and comfortable, I told him and
Mr. Poplington the story of the chase, and they both
laughed, Mr. Poplington the most.