Another festal day had come and gone.
The crimson shafts of the dying sun had succumbed
to the lengthening shadows of dusk, and the pigeons
were wending their way homeward to the castle parapets
and battlements, when, toward the arched entrance
on the front, strode the duke’s fool. Beyond
the castle walls and the inclosure of the pleasure
grounds the peace of twilight rested on the land;
the great fields lay becalmed; the distant forests
were bivouacs of rest.
The afternoon had been a labor of
pleasure; about the great basin of the fountain had
passed an ever-varying shifting of moving figures;
between the trees bright colors appeared and vanished,
and from the heart of concealed bowers had come peals
of laughter or strains of music. Unnoticed among
the merry throng in palace and park, the jester had
moved aimlessly about; unobserved now, he turned his
back upon the gray walls, satiated, perhaps, with
the fêtes inaugurated by the kingly entertainer.
But as he attempted to pass the gate, a stalwart guard
stepped forward, presenting a formidable-looking glave.
“Your permit to leave?” he said.
“A permit? Of course!”
replied the fool, and felt in his coat. “But
what a handsome weapon you have; the staff all covered
with velvet and studded with brass tacks!”
“Has the Emperor Charles, then,
no such weapons?” asked the gratified soldier.
“None so handsome! May
I see it?” The guard unsuspiciously handed the
glave to the jester, who immediately turned it upon
the sentinel.
“Give it back, fool!” cried the alarmed
guard.
“Nay; I am minded to call out
and show a soldier of France disarmed by a foreign
fool.”
“As well chop off my head with it!” sighed
the man.
“And if I wish to walk without the gate?”
suggested the jester.
“Go, good fool!” replied the other, without
hesitation.
“Well, here is the glave.
If any one admires it again, let him study the point.
But why may no one pass out?”
“Because so many soldiers and
good citizens have been beaten and robbed by those
who hover around the palace. But you may go in
peace,” he added. “No one will harm
a fool. If ’tis amusement you seek, there’s
a camp on the verge of the forest where a dark-haired,
good-looking baggage dances and tells cards.
You can find the place from the noise within, and
if you’re merry, they’ll welcome you royally.
Go; and God be with you!”
The jester turned from the good-natured
guard and quickly walked down the road, which wound
gracefully through the valley and lost itself afar
in a fringe of woodland. A light pattering on
the hard earth behind caused him to look about.
Following was a dog that now sprang forward with
joyous demonstration. The fool stooped and gravely
caressed the hound which last he had seen at the princess’
feet.
“Why,” he said, “thou
art now the fool’s only friend at court.”
When again he moved on with rapid,
nervous stride, the animal came after. Darker
grew the road; deeper hued the fields and stubble;
more somber the distant castle against the gloaming.
Only the cry of a diving night-bird startled the
stillness of the tranquil air; a rapacious filcher
that quickly rose, and swept onward through the sea
of night. Its melancholy note echoed in the breast
of the fool; mechanically, without relaxing his swift
pace, he looked upward to follow it, when a short,
sharp bark behind him and a premonition of impending
danger caused him to spring suddenly aside. At
the same time a dagger descended in the empty air,
just grazing the shoulder of the jester, who, recovering
himself, grasped the arm of his assailant and grappled
with him. Finding him a man of little strength,
the fool easily threw him to the earth and kneeling
on his breast in turn menaced the assailant with the
weapon he had wrested from him.
“Have you any reason, knave,
why I should spare you?” asked the fool.
“If I had for want
of breath it would fail me!” answered
the miscreant with some difficulty.
The duke’s jester arose.
“Get up, rogue!” he said, and the man
obeyed.
He was a pale, gaunt fellow, with
long hair, unshaven face, hollow cheeks, and dark
eyes, set deeply in his head and shaded by thick,
black brows. His dress consisted of a rough doublet,
with lappet sleeves, carried down to a point, tight
leggings, broad shoes and the puffed upper hose; the
entire raiment frayed and worn; his flesh, or, rather,
his bones, showing through the scanty covering for
his legs, while his feet were no better protected
than those of a trooper who has been long on the march.
He displayed no fear or enmity; on the contrary,
his manner was rather friendly than otherwise, as though
he failed to understand the enormity of his offense
and the position in which he was placed. Shifting
from one foot to another, he crossed his great, thin
hands before him and patiently awaited his captor’s
pleasure. The latter surveyed him curiously,
and, noting his woebegone features and beggarly attire,
pity, perhaps, assuaged his just anger toward this
starveling.
“Why did you wish to kill me?”
asked the jester quietly, if somewhat impatiently.
“It was not my wish, Master
Fool,” gently replied the other, but even as
he spoke the resignation in his manner gave way to
a look of apprehension. Lifting his hand, he
felt in his breast and glanced about him on the road.
Then his face brightened.
“With your permission I have e’en
dropped something
And stooping, the scamp-scholar picked
up a small, leathern-bound volume from the ground,
where it had fallen during the struggle, and held
it tightly clutched in his hand. “Ah,”
he muttered with a glad sigh, “I feared I had
lost it my Horace! And now, Sir Jester,
what would you with me?”
“A question I might answer with
a question,” replied the fool. “Having
failed in your enterprise, why should I spare you?”
“You shouldn’t,”
returned the vagabond-student. “The ancients
teach but the irrevocable law of retribution.”
To hear a would-be assassin, a castaway
out of pocket and heels and elbows, calmly proclaiming
the Greek doctrine of inevitableness, under such circumstances,
would have surprised an observer even more experienced
and worldly than the duke’s fool. Involuntarily
his face softened; this pauvre diable gazed
upon eternity with the calm eyes of a Socrates.
“You do not then beg for life?”
said the plaisant, his former impatience merging
into mild curiosity.
“Is it worth begging for?”
asked the straitened book-worm. “Life means
a pinched stomach, a cold body; Death, no hunger to
fear, and a bed that, though cold, chills us not.
What we know not doth not exist for us;
ergo, to lie in the earth is to rest in the lap of
luxury, for all our consciousness of it. But
to be unconscious of the ills of this perishable frame,
Horace likewise must be as dead to us as our aches
and pains. Thus is life made preferable to death.
Yes; I would live. Hold, though ”
he again hesitated in deep thought “what
avails Horace if ” he began.
“Why, what new data have entered
in the premises?” observed the wondering jester.
“Nanette!” was the gloomy answer.
“Who, pray, is Nanette?”
asked the fool, thrusting his assailant’s weapon
in his jerkin.
“A wanton haggard whose tongue
will run post sixteen stages together! Who would
make the devil himself malleable; then, work, hammer
and wire-draw him!”
“And what is she to you?”
“My wife! That is, she
claims that exalted place, having married me one night
when I was in my cups through a false priest who dresses
as a Franciscan monk. ‘Fools in the court
of God’ are these priests called, and truly
he is a jester, for certainly is he no true monk.
But Nanette, nevertheless, asserts she is the lawful
partner of my sorrows. So work your will on me.
A stroke, and the shivering spirit is wafted across
the Styx.”
“And if I gave you not only
your life for a consideration hereafter
to be mentioned but a small silver piece
as well?” suggested the jester, who had been
for some moments buried in thought.
“Ha!” ejaculated the scamp-student,
brightening. “Your gift would match the
piece I already have and which dolt that
I was! I overlooked to include in my chain
of reasoning.” And thrusting his hand
into his ragged doublet, after some search he extracted
a diminutive disk upon which he gazed not without
ardor. “Thus are we forced to start the
chain of reasoning anew,” he remarked, “with
Horace and this bit of metal on one side of the scales
and Nanette on the other. Now unless the devil
sits on the beam with Nanette which he’s
like to do the book and the bit of dross
will outweigh her and we arrive at the certitude that
life, qualified as to duration, may be happily endured.”
“What argument does the dross
carry, knave?” demanded the fool, looking down
at the hound that crouched at his feet.
“With it may be purchased that
which warms the pinched stomach. With it may
be bought an elixir, so strong and magical, it may
breed defiance even of Nanette. Sir Fool, I
have concluded to accept life and the small silver
piece.”
“Well and good,” commented
the jester. “But there are conditions
attached to my clemency.”
“Conditions!” retorted
the vagabond. “What are conditions to a
philosopher, once he has reached a logical assurance?”
“First, you must find me a horse.
Your Nanette, as I take it, is a gipsy and in the
camp, are, surely, horses.”
“But why should you want a horse?
’Tis not far to the castle?” said the
puzzled scholar.
“No; but ’tis far away
from it. Next, tell me where you got that small
piece of silver, like the one I have promised you?”
“From Nanette.”
“What for?”
“To accomplish that which I
have failed to do,” replied the student, willingly.
“But, alas, not having earned it, have I the
right idly to spend it?” he added, dolefully,
half to himself.
“Why did Nanette ” began the
jester.
But the other raised his arm with
an expostulatory gesture. “Many things
I know,” he interrupted; “odds and ends
of erudition, but a woman’s mind I know not,
nor want to know. I had as soon question Beelzebub
as her; yea, to stir up the devil with a stick.
If sparing my life is contingent on my knowing why
she does this, or that, then let me pay the debt of
nature.”
“No; ’tis slight punishment
to take from a man that which he values so little
he must reason with himself to learn if he value it
at all,” returned the duke’s jester, slowly.
“We’ll waive the question, if you find
me the horse.”
“’Tis Nanette you must
ask. There’s but one, old, yet serviceable
“Then take me to Nanette.”
“Very well. Follow me,
sir; and if you’re still of a mind when you see
her, you can question her.”
“Why, is she so weird and witch-like
to look upon?” said the fool.
“Nay; the devil hides his claws
behind the daintiest fingers, all pink and white.
He conceals his cloven hoof in a slipper, truly sylph-like.”
“You arouse my curiosity.
I would fain meet this fair monster.”
“Come then, Master Fool,”
replied the scamp-student, leaving the road for the
field to the right, and the jester, after a moment’s
deliberation, turned likewise into the stubble, while
the hound, as if satisfied with the service it had
performed, slowly retraced its way toward the castle,
stopping, however, now and then to look around after
the two men, whose figures grew smaller and smaller
in the distance. For some space they walked in
silence; then the scholar paused, and, pointing to
a low, rambling house that once had been a hunter’s
lodge and now had fallen into decay, exclaimed:
“There’s where she lives,
fool. I’ll warrant she’s not alone.”
At the same time a clamor of voices
and a chorus of rough melody, coming from the cottage,
confirmed the assurance his spouse was not, indeed,
holding solitary vigil.
“’Tis e’en thus
every night,” murmured the scamp student in a
melancholy tone. “She gathers ’round
her the scum of all rudeness; ragged alchemists of
pleasure, who sing incessantly, like grasshoppers
on a summer day.”
“Where is the horse?” said the jester,
abruptly.
“Stalled in one of the rooms
for safe keeping. There are so many rascals
and thieves around, you see
“They e’en rob one another!” returned
the fool.
Advancing more cautiously, the two
men approached the ancient forester’s dwelling,
the hue and cry sounding louder as they drew near,
a mingled discord of laughter, shouting and caterwauling,
with a woman’s piercing voice at times dominating
the general vociferation. The philosopher shook
his head despondingly, while, creeping to one of the
windows, the jester looked in.
Near the fire was a misshapen creature,
a sort of monstrous imbecile that chattered and moaned;
a being that bore some resemblance to the ancient
morios once sold at the olden Forum Morionum
to the ladies who desired these hideous animals for
their amusement. At his feet gamboled a dwarf
that squeaked and screeched, distorting its face in
hideous grimaces. Scattered about the room, singing,
bawling or brawling, were indigent morris dancers;
bare-footed minstrels; a pinched and needy versificator;
a reduced mountebank; a swarthy clown, with a hare’s
mouth; joculators of the streets, poor as rats and
living as such, straitened, heedless fellows, with
heads full of nonsense and purses empty, poor in pocket,
but rich in plaisanterie.
Upon the table, with cards in her
lap, which she studied idly, sat a hard-featured,
deep-bosomed woman, neither old nor uncomely, with
thick, black hair, coarse as a horse’s mane,
cheeks red as a berry, glowing with health.
In her pose was a certain savage grace, an untrammeled
freedom which revealed the vigorous outlines of a
well-proportioned figure. Her eye was bright
as a diamond and bold as a trooper’s; when she
lifted her head she looked disdainfully, scornfully,
fiercely, upon the strange and monstrous company of
which she was queen.
“Where can the thief-friar be?”
muttered the student. “He is usually not
far off from sweet Nanette.”
“You mean the monk who had a hand in your nuptials?”
“Who else? He, the source
of all ill. He who gave her the money of which
she e’en presented me a moiety. Whoever
employed him was it your friends, gentle
sir? rewarded him with gold. Being
a craven rogue, I e’en suspect him of shifting
the task to myself for a beggarly pittance, whilst
he is off with the lion’s share.”
The jester, watching the company within,
made no reply. From the student to the woman,
to the friar, was a chain leading where?
He found it not difficult to surmise. Suddenly
Nanette threw down the cards and laughed harshly.
“Neither the devil nor his imps
could read the things that are happening in the castle!”
Then abruptly springing from the table,
she made her way to the fire, over which hung a pot
of some savory stew, a magnet to the company’s
sharp desire; for throughout all the boisterous merriment
wandering glances had invariably returned to it.
To reach the kettle and make herself mistress of
the culinary preparations, she cuffed a dwarf with
such vigor that he hobbled howling from a suspicious
proximity to the appetizing mess to a safe refuge
beneath the table. With equally dauntless spirit,
she pushed aside the herculean morio who had been
childishly standing over the pot, licking his fingers
in eager anticipation; whereupon the imbecile set
up a sharp cry that blended with the deeper roar of
the lilliputian.
“And I caught the rabbit!”
piteously bellowed the latter from his retreat.
“And I found the turnips!”
cried the colossal idiot, tears running down his lubberly
cheeks.
“Peace, you demons!” exclaimed
the woman, waving the spoon at them, “or, by
the hell-born, you’ll ne’er taste morsel
of it!”
Quieted by this stupendous threat,
they closed their mouths and opened their eyes but
the wider, while the gipsy spouse of the student stirred
and stirred the mixture in the iron pot, gazing at
the fire with frowning brow as though she would read
some page of the future in the leaping flames.
“Saw you but now how she served
the dwarf and the overgrown lump?” whispered
the student to the duke’s fool. “Are
you still minded to meet her?”
For answer the jester left the window,
stepped to the door, and, opening it, strode into
the room.