Some men are born rascals, some men
have rascality thrust upon them, others achieve it.
This is a story of a chap that I think must have
had a birthmark of knavery somewhere concealed about
his body. It was during the war, and I was going
up on the steamer Fashion, Captain Pratt.
I was dealing red and black, and had a big game,
as there were a number of cotton buyers on board.
One of them was a fine appearing gentleman from New
York, who was soon $3,800 loser; then he began to
play reckless, and was still followed by his bad luck.
I noticed his nervousness, and came to the conclusion
that he was not playing with his own money.
Finally looking up, he said, “How
much will you turn for?”
Noticing his excited condition, I
said, “Put down as much as you think proper,
and if you go too high I’ll tell you.”
With that he pulled out a long pocket-book, and drawing
forth a roll of hundred-dollar bills threw them on
the red. I picked up the money and counted it,
and found there were thirty-three one-hundred-dollar
bills.
“That’s beyond my limit,”
I said; “but as I know you are a great deal
heavier loser than that, I’ll give you a chance
to get even, so crack her down.”
I made a turn, he lost. With
a trembling hand and wild eye he counted out the balance
of his money and laid it before me, saying: “This
is my last bet; if I lose, there is $4,000, and there
is $200 more. Will you turn for it?”
“Lay her up,” was all I said.
Down it went, just as any high-roller
would do if he had some one else’s money; he
lost, and fell back in his chair in a dead faint;
ice water was brought and he was revived. After
the game he came to me and said, “Not a dollar
of that money was my own; it belonged to a wealthy
New York firm, one of the members of which I was to
meet in New Orleans, and render an account.”
I told him that he would have to say that the money
was invested in cotton that would be shipped in a
few days. “That will give you time to skip,”
I said, “for the affair is bound to come out,
and then you will be in trouble.”
“No,” he said, “I
won’t run away. I have thought of a plan
that will let me out of the scrape. There is
another man on the boat who is buying for the same
firm. I will go to him and get a bundle of money
which I will hand to you privately, and then you come
before the passengers and hand it to me. You
can say, ’I don’t want your money, so
here it is, take it.’ I will thank you
kindly, and there will be plenty of witnesses to say
that I did not lose the money gambling.”
I did exactly as the fellow wanted, much to the astonishment
of the passengers, who said that I must either be
the biggest-hearted man in the country, or the biggest
fool that ever ran unhung, to give a man back that
much money after fairly winning it.
When New Orleans was reached I was
arrested, but easily proved that I had returned the
money, or rather refused to take it, and was discharged;
but the good old greenbacks were safe in my inside
pocket, all the same.