“He mustn’t have so much corn, Joseph,”
said Mr Tiddson, parish doctor
of Croppley Magna, addressing a grinning boy of sixteen,
who, with his
smock-frock rolled up and twisted round his waist,
was holding the
bridle of a very thin, dejected-looking pony, whose
mane and tail seemed
to have gone to the cushion-maker’s, leaving
in their places a few
strands that had missed the shears. The pony’s
eyes were half shut, and
his nose hung low; but, as if attending to his master’s
words, one ear
was twitched back, while the other pointed forward;
and no sooner had
his owner finished speaking than the poor little beast
whinnied softly
and shook its evidently remonstrating head.
“He mustn’t have so much
corn, Joseph,” said Mr Tiddson importantly.
“He’s growing wild and
vicious, and it was as much as I could do this morning
to hold him.”
“What did he do, zir?” said the
boy, grinning a wider grin.
“Do, Joseph? He wanted to go after the
hounds, and took the bit in his
teeth, and kicked when they crossed the road.
I shall have to diet him.
Give him some water, Joseph, but no corn.”
The poor pony might well shake his head, for it was
a standing joke in
Croppley that the doctor tried experiments on that
pony: feeding him
with chaff kept in an oaty bag, and keeping him low
and grey hound-like
of rib, for the sake of speed when a union patient
was ill.
But the pony had to be fetched out again before Joseph
had removed his
saddle; for just as Mr Tiddson was taking off his
gloves and overcoat,
a man came running up to the door, and tore at the
bell, panting the
while with his exertions.
“Well, what now? Is Betty Starger worse?”
“No,” puff “no,
sir;” puff “it’s it’s ”
“Well? Why don’t you speak, man?”
“Breath, sir!” puff.
“Run all way! puff.”
“Yes, yes,” said Mr Tiddson. “And
now what is it?”
“Hax haxiden, sir,” puffed
the messenger.
“Bless my soul, my good man! Where?”
exclaimed the doctor, rubbing his
hands.
“Down by Crossroads, sir; and they war takin’
a gate off the hinges to
lay him on, and carry him to the Seven Bells, when
I run for you, sir.”
“And how was it? and who is it?”
said the doctor.
“Gent, sir; along o’ the hounds.”
“Here, stop a minute,” exclaimed the doctor,
ringing furiously till a
servant came. “Jane, tell Joseph to bring
Peter round directly; I’m
wanted. Now go on, my good man,”
he continued.
“See him comin’ myself, sir. Dogs
had gone over the fallows, givin’
mouth bea-u-u-tiful, when he comes this
gent, you know full tear,
lifts his horse, clears the hedge, and drops into
the lane Rugley-lane,
you know, sir, where the cutting is, with the sand-martins’
nestes in
the bank. Well, sir, he comes down nice as could
be, and then put his
horse at t’other bank, as it couldn’t
be expected to get up, though it
did try; and then, before you know’d it, down
it come back’ards, right
on to the poor gent, and rolled over him, so that
when three or four on
us got up he was as white and still as your ’ankychy,
sir, that he war;
and so I come off arter you. And you ain’t
got sech a thing as a drop
o’ beer in the house, have you, sir?”
“No, my man, I have not,” said Mr Tiddson,
mounting his steed, which
had just been brought round to the front; “but
if you will call at my
surgery when I return, I daresay I can find you a
glass of something.
Go on, Peter.”
But Peter did not seem disposed to go on; and it was
not until his bare
ribs had been drummed by the doctor’s heels,
and he had been smitten
between the ears by the doctor’s umbrella, that
he condescended to
shuffle off in a shambling trot a pace
that put the messenger to no
inconvenience to keep alongside, since it was only
about half the rate
at which he had brought the news.
To have seen Mr., or, as he was generally called,
Dr. Tiddson ride,
any one would have called to mind the printed form
upon his medicine
labels “To be well shaken;”
for he was well shaken in the process, and
had at short intervals to push forward his hat, which
made a point of
getting down over his ears. But, though not
effectively, Dr Tiddson
and his pony Peter managed to shuffle over the ground,
and arrived at
the Seven Bells a little roadside inn just
as four labouring men bore
a gate to the door, and then, carefully lifting an
insensible figure,
carried it into the parlour, where a mattress had
been prepared by the
landlady.
Dr Tiddson did not have an accident to tend every
day, while those he
did have to do with were the mishaps of very ordinary
people. This,
then, was something to make him descend from his pony
with the greatest
of dignity, throwing the reins to the messenger, and
entering the little
parlour as if monarch of all he surveyed.
“Tut tut tut!” he
exclaimed. “Clear the room directly; the
man wants
air. Mrs Pottles, send every one out, and lock
that door.”
The sympathising landlady obeyed, and then the examination
commenced.
“Hum!” muttered the doctor. “Ribs
crushed two, four, certainly;
probable laceration of the right lobe; concussion
of the brain,
evidently. And what have we here? Dear
me! A sad case, Mrs Pottles;
a fracture of the clavicle, I fear.”
“Lawk a deary me! Poor gentleman! he ’ave
got it bad,” said the
landlady, raising her hands.
“Yes, Mrs Pottles,” said the doctor, compressing
his lips, “it is, I
fear, a serious case. But we must do what we
can, Mrs Pottles we must
do what we can.”
“Of course we must, sir!” exclaimed the
landlady. “And what shall us do
first?”
“Let me see; another pillow, I think, Mrs Pottles,”
said the doctor,
not heeding the question. “He will not
be able to leave here for some
time to come.”
Mrs Pottles sighed; and then from time to time supplied
the doctor with
bandages, water, sponge, and such necessaries as he
needed; when, the
patient presenting an appearance of recovering from
his swoon, they
watched him attentively.
“He won’t die this time, Mrs Pottles,”
said the doctor, with authority.
“Lawk a deary me! no, sir, I hope not,”
said the landlady “a fine,
nice, handsome young fellow like he! He’ll
live and break some ’arts
yet, I’ll be bound. It’s all very
well for old folks like us, sir, to
die; but I shouldn’t like to see him go that-a-way just
when out taking
his pleasure, too.”
Mr Tiddson did not consider himself one of the “old
folks,” so did not
reply.
“A poor dear!” said Mrs Pottles.
“I wonder who he is? There’ll be
more ‘n one pair o’ bright eyes wet because
of his misfortun’, I know.
You’ve no idee, sir, how like he is to my Tom him
as got into that bit
of trouble with the squire, sir.”
“Pooh, woman! not a bit. Tchsh!”
The raised finger of the doctor accompanied his ejaculation,
as the
patient unclosed his eyes, muttered a little, and
then, turning his
head, seemed to sink into a state of half sleep, half
stupor.
The doctor sat for some time before speaking, frowning
severely at the
landlady, and then impatiently pulling down the blind
to get rid of half
a dozen lads, who were spoiling the symmetry of their
noses against the
window.
“I s’pose you have no idea who he is?”
said the doctor at last.
“Not the leastest bit in the world, sir.
They do say they’ve had a
tremenjus run to-day. But perhaps we shall have
some of the gents
coming back this way, and they may know him.”
“Precisely so, Mrs Pottles; but you’d
better feel in his pockets, and
we may be able to find out where his friends are,
and so send them word
of his condition.”
“Lawk a deary me, sir! But wouldn’t
it be wrong for me to be peeping
and poking in his pockets? But how so be if
you wish it, sir, I’ll
look.”
“I don’t wish it, Mrs Pottles;
but it is our duty to acquaint his
friends, so you had better search.”
Now Mrs Pottles’s fingers were itching to make
an examination; and
doubtless, had the doctor left, her first act would
have been to “peep
and poke,” as she termed it; so, taking up garment
after garment, she
drew out a handsome gold watch and seal chain with
an eagle crest; then
a cigar-case bearing the same crest, and the letters
“C.Y.;” and lastly
a plain porte-monnaie, containing four sovereigns
and some silver.
“No information there, Mrs Pottles. But
I’ll make a list of these, and
leave them in your charge till the patient recovers.”
“Lawk a deary me, no, sir, don’t do that!
We’re as honest as the day is
long here, sir, so don’t put no temptation in
our way. Make a list of
the gentleman, if you like, and leave him in
our charge, and we’ll
nurse him well again; but you’d better take
the watch and things along
of you.”
“Very good, Mrs Pottles ve-ery good,”
said the doctor, noting down the
articles he placed in his pocket, and thinking that,
even if called upon
for no further attendance, through the coming of some
family doctor, he
was safe of the amount in the porte-monnaie, for he
considered that no
gentleman would dream of taking that back.
“And you think he’ll get well, then, sir?”
said Mrs Pottles.
“Ye-e-e-s yes, with care, Mrs Pottles with
care. But I’ll ride over
to my surgery now, and obtain a little medicine.
I shall be back in an
hour.”
Mrs Pottles curtsied him out, and then returned to
seat herself by her
injured visitor, looking with motherly admiration
on his broad white
forehead and thick golden beard, as she again compared
him with her Tom,
who got into that bit of trouble with the squire.
But before the doctor
had been gone an hour, the patient began to display
sundry restless
movements, ending by opening his eyes widely and fixing
them upon the
landlady.
“Who are you? and where am I?” he exclaimed.
“Let me see, though I
recollect now: my horse came down with me.
I don’t think I’m much hurt,
though.”
“O, but you are, sir, and very badly, too.
Mr Tiddson says you are to
be very quiet.”
“Who the deuce is Mr Tiddson?” said the
patient, trying to rise, but
sinking back with a groan.
“Lawk a deary me, sir! I thought everybody
know’d Mr Tiddson: he’s our
doctor, and they do say as he’s very clever;
but he ain’t in rheumatiz,
for he never did me a bit o’ good.”
“Poor dad!” muttered the young man thoughtfully,
and then aloud: “Give
me a pen and ink and a sheet of paper.”
“But sewer_ly_, sir, you’re not going
to try to ”
“Get me the pen and ink, woman!” exclaimed
the sufferer impatiently.
Mrs Pottles raised her hands, and then hurriedly placed
a little dirty
blotting-case before her guest, holding it and the
rusty ink so that he
was able to write a short note, which he signed, and
then doubled
hastily, for he was evidently in pain.
“Let some man take that to the King’s
Arms at Lexville, and ask for Mr
Bray. If he is not there, let them send for
him; but the note is to be
given to no one else.”
“Very good, sir,” said the woman; “but
it’s a many miles there. How’s
he to go?”
“Ride ride!” exclaimed the
sufferer impatiently, and then he sank back
deeper in his pillow.
“I didn’t think, or I would have sent
for some one else,” he muttered,
after a pause; “but I daresay he will come.”
And then he lay thinking in a dreamy, semi-delirious
fashion of the contents of that note a
note so short, and yet of itself containing matter
that might bring to the writer a life of regret, and
to another, loving, gentle, and true-hearted, the
breaking of that true gentle heart, and the cold embrace
of the bridegroom Death!