“How could I be such an ass
as to ask them down?” said Trevor, aloud, as
he stood at the dining-room window directly after lunch.
“And then such an ass as to
say so out loud?” said a voice behind him; Frank
Pratt having returned to the room, and his footsteps
being inaudible on the thick Turkey carpet.
“Ah, Frank?” said Trevor, turning sharply,
“you there!”
“Yes, sir,” said Pratt,
solemnly, “I am here for the present.
Will you have the goodness to order a carriage, or
a cart, or something, to convey my portmanteau to
Saint Kitt’s, and I’ll be off by the night
train.”
“Be off night train what
the deuce do you mean?”
“Mean? Why, that you were
just accusing yourself of being a fool for firing
me down; and ”
“Don’t, Franky don’t
be a donkey I’m worried and bothered, old man.
Help me: don’t get in my way.”
“I that moment proposed getting
out of it,” said Pratt, quietly.
“Tut, tut, tut! you
know I didn’t mean you. Look here, Frank,
I want to go out this afternoon to make
a call.”
Pratt made a grimace, and an attempt
to feel his friend’s pulse.
“No, no; don’t play the
fool now,” said Trevor. “You know
I’ve only just got those two down, and it would
be so rude to leave them.”
“And you don’t want to take them with
you?”
“No, certainly not,” exclaimed Trevor,
hastily.
“But they have been introduced,” said
Pratt.
“To whom where?” said Trevor.
“Oh, my dear, transparent, young
sea deity,” said Pratt, laying his hand on Trevor’s
shoulder. “It is so easy to see through
you. Of course you don’t want to go straight
off to Sir Hampton Court’s this afternoon.”
“Well, and if I do, what then?”
“Nothing, whatever,” said Pratt.
“She really is nice; I own it.”
“Don’t humbug, Frank.
Of course I want to call there. I want to patch
up that unpleasantly. I want to be on good terms
with my neighbours.”
“Hadn’t you better have
only a week’s holiday down here, and then be
off again to sea?”
“Will you help me, Franky, or won’t you?”
“I will. Now, then, what
is it? Get up something to amuse Van and Flick
till you come back?”
“Yes, that’s it. Do that for me,
there’s a dear old fellow.”
“What should you think the hour or so worth
to you?”
“Worth? I don’t understand you.”
“Would you stand a five-pound note for the freedom?”
“Half a dozen, you mercenary little limb of
the law.”
“Hold hard, there! or, in your
nautical parlance, avast there! I don’t
want the money only to lose. If I
play billiards with Van he’s sure to beat me,
and he knows it; therefore, he won’t play me
without he thinks he can win some money. Give
me a fiver to lose to him, and I’ll warrant
he won’t leave the billiard-room till he has
got every shilling.”
“Here take ten pounds,”
said Trevor, hastily; “and go on, there’s
a good fellow.”
“No; five will do for him,”
said Frank. “And now I shall have to play
my best, to make it last.”
“Frank, old boy, you’re
a trump. I don’t know what I should have
done without you.”
“I always was a young man who
could make himself generally useful,” said Pratt.
“Good luck to you, old boy!”
He sighed, though, and looked rather
gloomy as he went out to seek the friends whom he
had left in the smoking-room, where Vanleigh was in
anything but a good humour, and had been pouring a
host of complaints into Sir Felix’s ear.
It was foolish of them to come down to such an out-of-the-way
place; they should be eaten up with ennui. Why
didn’t Trevor order horses round? The
wines weren’t good; and he hadn’t smoked
such bad weeds for years.
“Must make the best of a bad
bargain,” said Sir Felix. “Must stay
week.”
“Oh! we’ll stay a month
now we are here,” said Vanleigh; “let’s
punish him somehow. What do you say to having
a smoke outside?”
“I’m ’greeable,”
said Sir Felix; and they passed out through the window.
Five minutes after Pratt entered the room, with
“Now, Vanleigh, I’ll play a Hallo!
where the deuce are they?”
He walked hastily into the billiard-room,
expecting to find a game begun; but, of course, they
were not there.
“Gone to write letters,” he muttered;
and he went into the library.
Then he entered the drawing-room,
the dining-room, the conservatory. Ran up and
knocked at their bedroom doors, and then ran down again.
“Having a weed in the garden,” said Pratt,
“of course. How provoking!”
He took a hat and ran out to the summer-house,
garden chairs being set out beneath the various favourite
trees, and at last caught sight of a couple of figures
in the distance, evidently making for the sea.
“That must be them,” he said; and he started
off in full chase.
Meanwhile Trevor had hurried off;
and as he left the house, Mrs Lloyd came into the
hall, and then watched him from a side window.
“Yes!” she said; “he’s
gone that way again I thought he would.
He’s sure to meet her.”
Mrs Lloyd was quite right; for a quarter
of a mile out of the grounds, and down the principal
lane, he saw a white dress, and his heart gave a bound,
but only to calm down in its throbbing as he saw that
it was little Polly, who advanced to meet him with
a very warm blush on her face.
“Hallo! little maid,”
he said, heartily “out for a walk?”
“Yes, sir,” said Polly, all in a flutter.
“I’ve been ”
“I see, picking wild flowers,”
said Trevor. “Well, come, give me one
for my coat.”
The girl hesitated, and then took
a cornflower from her little bouquet.
“Thanks,” he said, smiling.
“But I shan’t pay you for it with a kiss.
I ought to, though, oughtn’t I?”
“Oh, no please no!”
said the girl, with a frightened look, and she glanced
round.
“What?” said Trevor, “is
there some one coming? There, run away; and
tell your aunt to take care of you.”
The girl hurried away, and Trevor
walked on, to come suddenly upon Humphrey, leaning
upon his thistle staff, at a turn of the road.
“Ah, Humphrey,” he said,
“going your rounds? I want to have a talk
to you to-morrow.”
There was a hard, stern look on the
young man’s face as he involuntarily saluted
his master; but Trevor did not notice it, and turning
down the lane which led to Tolcarne, he began to tap
his teeth with the stick he carried, and run over
in his own mind what he should say, till he reached
the new gates, walked up to the house, and was shown
into the presence of the knight’s sister.
Miss Matilda Rea did not like Cornwall,
principally for theological reasons. She preferred
her brother’s town-house in Russell Square,
because she was within reach of the minister she “sat
under” a gentleman who, she said,
“was the only one in London to awaken her stagnant
belief.”
The fact was that Aunt Matty was a
lady who required a zest with her worship she
liked pickles with her prayers, and her friend the
minister furnished them verbal pickles,
of course, and very hot.
But there were other reasons why she
did not like Cornwall; there were no flagstones; the
people did not take to her visitations; her prospects
of getting a suitable companion grew less; and lastly,
Cornwall did not agree with her dog.
Aunt Matty was dividing her time between
nursing Pepine, who was very shivery about the hind
legs, and reading small pieces out of a “serious”
book tiny bits which she took like lozenges,
and then closed her eyes, and mentally sucked them,
so as to get the goodness by degrees. In fact,
she was so economical with her “goody”
books, that one would last her for years.
“Mr Trevor!” said the
servant, loudly, and then “I’ll
tell Sir Hampton, sir, that you are here.”
Aunt Matty raised her eyes, and Pepine
barked virulently at the stranger, as her mistress
half rose and then pointed rather severely to a chair.
“He can’t be nice,”
said Aunt Matty to herself, “or Pepine would
not bark.” Then aloud “Sir
Hampton will, I have no doubt, soon be here.”
“Have I the pleasure of addressing
Lady Rea?” said Trevor, with a smile.
Pepine barked again.
“What an insult!” thought
Aunt Matty. “Did she look like the mother
of two great girls?”
In truth, she really did not.
“I am Sir Hampton’s sister,” she
said, stiffly “Miss Matilda Rea.”