“Steve, stop it!” cried
Marian as soon as she could get her breath.
“Nuts,” I growled.
I took a long curve on the outside wheels and ironed
out again. “He isn’t after our corpse,
honey. He’s after our hide. I don’t
care for any.”
The fourth shot went singing off the
pavement to one side. It whined into the distance
making that noise that sets the teeth on edge and
makes one want to duck. I lowered the boom on
the go pedal and tried to make the meter read off
the far end of the scale; I had a notion that the
guy behind might shoot the tires out if we were going
slow enough so that a blowout wouldn’t cause
a bad wreck; but he probably wouldn’t do it
once I got the speed up. He was not after Marian.
Marian could walk out of any crack-up without a bruise,
but I couldn’t.
We went roaring around a curve.
I fought the wheel into a nasty double ‘s’
curve to swing out and around a truck, then back on
my own side of the road again to avoid an oncoming
car. I could almost count the front teeth of
the guy driving the car as we straightened out with
a coat of varnish to spare. I scared everybody
in all three vehicles, including me.
Then I passed a couple of guys standing
beside the road; one of them waved me on, the other
stood there peering past me down the road. As
we roared by, another group on the other side of the
highway came running out hauling a big old hay wagon.
They set the wagon across the road and then sloped
into the ditch on either side of it.
I managed to dig the bare glimmer
of firearms before I had to yank my perception away
from them and slam it back on the road in front.
I was none too soon, because dead ahead by a thousand
feet or so, they were hauling a second road block
out.
Marian, not possessed of esper, cried
out as soon as she read this new menace in my mind.
I rode the brakes easily and came to a stop long before
we hit it. In back sounded a crackle of rifle
fire; in front, three men came out waving their rifles
at us.
I whipped the car back, spun it in
a seesaw, and took off back towards the first road
block. Half way back I whirled my car into a rough
sideroad just as the left hand rear tire went out with
a roar. The car sagged and dragged me to a stop
with my nose in a little ditch. The heap hadn’t
stopped rocking yet before I was out and on the run.
“Steve!” cried Marian. “Come
back!”
#To heck with it.# I kept right on
running. Before me by a couple of hundred yards
was a thicket of trees; I headed that way fast.
I managed to sling a dig back; Marian was joining
the others; pointing in my direction. One of
them raised the rifle but she knocked it down.
I went on running. It looked
as though I’d be all right so long as I didn’t
get in the way of an accidental shot. My life
was once more charmed with the fact that no one wanted
me dead.
The thicket of woods was not as thick
as I’d have liked. From a distance they’d
seemed almost impenetrable, but when I was running
through them towards the center, they looked pitifully
thin. I could see light from any direction and
the floor of the woods was trimmed, the underbrush
cleaned out, and a lot of it was tramped down.
Ahead of me I perceived a few of them
coming towards the woods warily, behind me there was
another gang closing in. I began to feel like
the caterpillar on the blade of grass in front of
the lawn mower.
I tried to hide under a deadfall,
knowing that it was poor protection against rifle
fire. I hauled out the Bonanza and checked the
cylinder. I didn’t know which side I was
going to shoot at, but that didn’t bother me.
I was going to shoot at the first side that got close.
A couple of shots whipped by over
my head, making noises like someone snapping a bullwhip.
I couldn’t tell which direction they came from;
I was too busy trying to stuff my feet into a gopher
hole under my deadfall.
I cast around the thicket with my
sense of perception and caught the layout. Both
sides were spread out, stalking forward like infantry
advancing through disputed ground. Now and then
one of them would raise his rifle and fire at some
unexpected motion. This, I gathered, was more
nervousness than fighting skill because no group of
telepaths and/or perceptives would be so jittery on
the trigger if they weren’t basically nervous.
They should, as I did, have the absolute position of
both the enemy and their own side.
With a growing nervous sweat I dug
their advances. They were avoiding my position,
trying to encircle me by making long semicircular marches,
hoping to get between me and the other side. This
was a rough maneuver, sort of like two telepaths playing
chess. Both sides knew to a minute exactly what
the other had in mind, where he was, and what he was
going to do about his position. But they kept
shifting, feinting and counter-advancing, trying to
gain the advantage of number or position so that the
other would be forced to retreat. It became a
war of nerves; a game of seeing who had the most guts;
who could walk closer to the muzzle of an enemy rifle
without getting hit.
Their rifles were mixed; there were
a couple of deer guns, a nice 35-70 Express that fired
a slug slightly smaller than a panetella cigar, a few
shotguns, a carbine sports rifle that looked like it
might have been a Garand with the barrel shortened
by a couple of inches, some revolvers, one nasty-looking
Colt .45 Automatic, and so on.
I shivered down in my little hideout;
as soon as the shooting started in earnest, they were
going to clean out this woods but good. It was
going to be a fine barrage, with guns going off in
all directions, because it is hard to keep your head
in a melee. Esper and telepathy go by the board
when shooting starts.
I still didn’t know which side
was which. The gang behind me were friends of
Marian Harrison; but that did not endear them to me
any more than knowing that the gang in front were
from Scholar Phelps Medical Center or some group affiliated
with him. In the midst of it, I managed to bet
myself a new hat that old Scholar Phelps didn’t
really know what was going on. He would be cagey
enough to stay ignorant of any overt strife or any
other skullduggery that could be laid at his door.
Then on one edge of the woodsy section,
two guys of equal damfool-factor advanced, came up
standing, and faced one another across fifty feet of
open woods. Their rifles came up and yelled at
one another like a string of firecrackers; they wasted
a lot of powder and lead by not taking careful aim.
One of them emptied his rifle and started to fade back
to reload, the other let him have it in the shoulder.
It spun the guy around and dumped him on his spine.
His outflung hand slammed his rifle against a tree,
which broke it. He gave a painful moan and started
to crawl back, his arm hanging limp-like but not broken.
From behind me came a roar and a peltering of shotgun
pellets through the trees; it was answered by the
heavy bark of the 35-70 Express. I’m sure
that in the entire artillery present, the only rifle
heavy enough to really damage those Mekstroms was
that Express, which would stop a charging rhino.
When you get down to facts, my Bonanza .375 packed
a terrific wallop but it did not have the shocking
power of the heavy big-game rifle.
Motion caught my perception to one
side; two of them had let go shotgun blasts from single-shot
guns. They were standing face to face swinging
their guns like a pair of axemen; swing, chop! swing,
chop! and with each swing their guns were losing shape,
splinters from the butts, and bits of machinery.
Their clothing was in ribbons from the shotgun blasts.
But neither of them seemed willing to give up.
There was not a sign of blood; only a few places on
each belly that looked shiny-like. On the other
side of me, one guy let go with a rifle that slugged
the other bird in the middle. He folded over
the shot and his middle went back and down, which
whipped his head over, back, and down where it hit
the ground with an audible thump. The first guy
leaped forward just as the victim of his attack sat
up, rubbed his belly ruefully, and drew a hunting
knife with his other hand. The first guy took
a running dive at the supine one, who swung the hunting
knife in a vicious arc. The point hit the chest
of the man coming through the air but it stopped as
though the man had been wearing plate armor.
You could dig the return shock that stunned the knife-wielder’s
arm when the point turned. All it did was rip
the clothing. Then the pair of them were at it
in a free-for-all that made the woods ring. This
deadly combat did not last long. One of them
took aim with a fist and let the other have it.
The rifle shot hadn’t stopped him but the hard
fist of another Mekstrom laid him out colder than
a mackerel iced for shipment.
The deadly 35-70 Express roared again,
and there started a concentration of troops heading
towards the point of origin. I had a hunch that
the other side did not like anybody to be playing
quite as rough as a big-game gun. Someone might
really get hurt.
By now they were all in close and
swinging; now and then someone would stand off and
gain a few moments of breathing space by letting go
with a shotgun or knocking someone off of his feet
with a carbine. There was some bloodshed, too;
not all these shots bounced. But from what I could
perceive, none of them were fatal. Just painful.
The guy who’d been stopped first with the rifle
slug and then the other Mekstrom’s fist was
still out cold and bleeding lightly from the place
in his stomach. A bit horrified, I perceived
that the pellet was embedded about a half-inch in.
The two birds who’d been hacking at one another
with the remains of their shotguns had settled it
barehanded, too. The loser was groaning and trying
to pull himself together. The shiny spots on his
chest were shotgun pellets stuck in the skin.
It was one heck of a fight.
Mekstroms could play with guns and
knives and go around taking swings at one another
with hunks of tree or clubbed rifles, or they could
stand off and hurl boulders. Such a battlefield
was no place for a guy named Steve Cornell.
By now all good sense and fine management
was gone. If I’d been spotted, they’d
have taken a swing at me, forgetting that I am no Mekstrom.
So I decided that it was time for Steve to leave.
I cast about me with my perception;
the gang that Marian had joined had advanced until
they were almost even with my central position; there
were a couple of swinging matches to either side and
one in front of me. I wondered about Marian;
somehow I still don’t like seeing a woman tangled
up in a free-for-all. Marian was out of esper
range, which was all right with me.
I crawled out of my hideout cautiously,
stood up in a low crouch and began to run. A
couple of them caught sight of me and put up a howl,
but they were too busy with their personal foe to
take off after me. One of them was free; I doubled
him up and dropped him on his back with a slug from
my Bonanza .375. Somehow it did not seem rough
or vicious to shoot since there was nothing lethal
in it. It was more like a game of cowboy and
Indian than deadly earnest warfare.
Then I was out and free of them all,
out of the woods and running like a deer. I cursed
the car with its blown out tire; the old crate had
been a fine bus, nicely broken in and conveniently
fast. But it was as useful to me now as a pair
of skids.
A couple of them behind me caught
on and gave chase. I heard cries for me to stop,
which I ignored like any sensible man. Someone
cut loose with a roar; the big slug from the Express
whipped past and went Sprang! off a rock somewhere
ahead.
It only added a few more feet per
second to my flight. If they were going to play
that rough, I didn’t care to stay.
I fired an unaimed shot over my shoulder,
which did no good at all except for lifting my morale.
I hoped that it would slow them a bit, but if it did
I couldn’t tell. Then I leaped over a ditch
and came upon a cluster of cars. I dug at them
as I approached and selected one of the faster models
that still had its key dangling from the lock.
I was in and off and away as fast
as a scared man can move. They were still yelling
and fighting in the woods when I raced out of my range.
The heap I’d jumped was a Clinton
Special with rock-like springs and a low slung frame
that hugged the ground like a clam. I was intent
upon putting as many miles as I could between me and
the late engagement in as short a time as possible,
and the Clinton seemed especially apt until I remembered
that the figure 300 on the dial meant kilometers instead
of miles per hour. Then I let her out a bit more
and tried for the end of the dial. The Clinton
tried with me, and I had to keep my esper carefully
aimed at the road ahead because I was definitely overdriving
my eyesight and reaction-time.
I was so intent upon making feet that
I did not notice the jetcopter that came swooping
down over my head until the howl of its vane-jets
raised hell with my eardrums. Then I slowed the
car and lifted my perception at the same time for
a quick dig.
The jetcopter was painted Policeman
Blue and it sported a large gold-leaf on its side,
and inside the cabin were two hard-faced gentlemen
wearing uniforms with brass buttons and that Old Bailey
look in their eye. The one on the left was jingling
a pair of handcuffs.
They passed over my head at about
fifteen feet, swooped on past by a thousand, and dropped
a road-block bomb. It flared briefly and let out
with a billow of thick red smoke.
I leaned on the brakes hard enough
to stand the Clinton up on its nose, because if I
shoved my front bumper through that cloud of red smoke
it was a signal for them to let me have it. I
came to a stop about a foot this side of the bomb,
and the jetcopter came down hovering. Its vanes
blew the smoke away and the ’copter landed in
front of my swiped Clinton Special.
The policeman was both curt and angry.
“Driver’s ticket, registration, and maybe
your pilot’s license,” he snapped.
Well, that was it. I had
a driver’s ticket all right, but it did
not permit me to drive a car that I’d selected
out of a group willy nilly. The car registration
was in the glove compartment where it was supposed
to be, but what it said did not match what the driver’s
license claimed. No matter what I said, there
would be the Devil to pay.
“I’ll go quietly, officer,” I told
him.
“Darn’ white of you, pilot,”
he said cynically. He was scribbling on a book
of tickets and it was piling up deep. Speeding,
reckless driving, violation of ordinance something-or-other
by number. Driving a car without proper registration
in the absence of the rightful owner (Check for stolen
car records) and so on and on and on until it looked
like a life term in the local jug.
“Move over, Cornell,”
he said curtly. “I’m taking you in.”
I moved politely. The only time
it pays to be arrogant with the police is long after
you’ve proved them wrong, and then only when
you’re facing your mirror at home telling yourself
what you should have said.
I was driven to court; escorted in
by the pair of them and seated with one on each side.
The sign on the judge’s table said: Magistrate
Hollister.
Magistrate Hollister was an elderly
gentleman with a cast iron jaw and a glance as cold
as a bucket of snow. He dealt justice with a sharp-edged
shovel and his attitude seemed to be that everybody
was either guilty as charged or was contemplating
some form of evil to be committed as soon as he was
out of the sight of Justice. I sat there squirming
while he piled the top on a couple whose only crime
was parking overtime; I itched from top to bottom
while he slapped one miscreant in gaol for turning
left in violation of City Ordinance. His next
attempt gave a ten dollar fine for failing to come
to a full and grinding halt at the sign of the big
red light, despite the fact that the criminal was esper
to a fine degree and dug the fact that there was no
cross-traffic for a half mile.
Then His Honor licked his chops and called my name.
He speared me with an icicle-eye and
asked sarcastically: “Well, Mr. Cornell,
with what form of sophistry are you going to explain
your recent violations?”
I blinked.
He aimed a cold glance at the bailiff,
who arose and read off the charges against me in a
deep, hollow intonation.
“Speak up!” he snapped. “Are
you guilty or not guilty?”
“Guilty,” I admitted.
He beamed a sort of self-righteous
evil. It was easy to see that never in his tenure
of office had he ever encountered a criminal as hardened
and as vicious as I. Nor one who admitted to his turpitude
so blandly. I felt it coming, and it made me
itch, and I knew that if I tried to scratch His Honor
would take the act as a personal affront. I fought
down the crazy desire to scratch everything I could
reach and it was hard; about the time His Honor added
a charge of endangering human life on the highway
to the rest of my assorted crimes, the itch had localized
into the ring finger of my left hand. That I could
scratch by rubbing it against the seam of my trousers.
Then His Honor went on, delivering
Lecture Number Seven on Crime, Delinquency, and Grand
Larceny. I was going to be an example, he vowed.
I was assumed to be esper since no normal that’s
the word he used, which indicated that the old bird
was a blank and hated everybody who wasn’t human
being would be able to drive as though he had eyes
mounted a half mile in front of him. Not that
my useless life was in danger, or that I was actually
not-in-control of my car, but that my actions made
for panic among normal again he used it! people
who were not blessed with either telepathy or perception
by a mere accident of birth. The last one proved
it; it was not an accident of birth so much as it was
proper training, to my way of thinking. Magistrate
Hollister hated psi-trained people and was out to
make examples of them.
He polished off his lecture by pronouncing
sentence: “ and the Law provides
punishment by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars,
or a sentence of ninety days in jail or
both.” He rolled the latter off as
though he relished the sound of the words.
I waited impatiently. The itch
on my finger increased; I flung a fast dig at it but
there was nothing there but Sophomore’s Syndrome.
Good old nervous association. It was the finger
that little Snoodles, the three-month baby supergirl
had munched to a faretheewell. Darned good thing
the kid didn’t have teeth! But I was old
Steve, the immune, the carrier, the
“Well, Mr. Cornell?”
I blinked. “Yes, your honor?”
“Which will it be? I am
granting you the leniency of selecting which penalty
you prefer.”
I could probably rake up a thousand
by selling some stock, personal possessions, and draining
my already-weakened bank account. The most valuable
of my possessions was parked in a ditch with a blowout
and probably a bent frame and even so, I only owned
about six monthly payments worth of it.
“Your Honor, I will prefer to
pay the fine if you’ll grant me time
in which to go and collect ”
He rapped his desk with his gavel.
“Mr. Cornell,” he boomed angrily.
“A thief cannot be trusted. Within a matter
of minutes you could remove yourself from the jurisdiction
of this court unless a binding penalty is placed against
your person. You may go on your search for money,
but only after posting bond to the same
amount as your fine!”
Lenient ?
“However, unless you are able
to pay, I have no recourse but to exact the prison
sentence of ninety days. Bailiff !”
I gave up. It even felt sort
of good to give up, especially when the turn is called
by someone too big to be argued with. No matter
what, I was going to take ninety days off, during
which I could sit and think and plan and wonder and
chew my fingernails.
The itch in my finger burned again,
deep this time, and not at all easy to satisfy by
rubbing it against my trousers. I picked at it
with the thumbnail and the nail caught something hard.
I looked down at the itching finger
and sent my perception into it with as much concentration
as I could.
My thumbnail had lifted a tiny circle
no larger than the head of a pin. Blood was oozing
from beneath the lifted rim, and I nervously picked
off the tiny patch of hard, hard flesh and watched
the surface blood well out into a tiny droplet.
My perception told me the truth: It was Mekstrom’s
Disease and not a doubt. The Immune had caught
it!
The bailiff tapped me on the shoulder
and said, “Come along, Cornell!”
And I was going to have ninety days
to watch that patch grow at the inexorable rate of
one sixty-fourth of an inch per hour!