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“Hope of Suez!” Garnet felt he had spoken just these three words too many. “Overtalked myself again,” he said to himself while chatting with others; “a liar always does. But he shall pay for this. Ah me!”

He was right. The young man would have sucked down all his flattery but for those three words. Yet on one side they were true, and March guiltily felt them so as, looking at his mother, he thought again of that deep store of the earth’s largess lying under their unfruitful custody. Suez and her three counties would have jeered the gaudy name from Lover’s Leap to Libertyville though had they guessed better the meaning of the change into which a world’s progress was irresistibly pushing them, whoever owned Widewood must have stood for some of their largest wishes and hopes, and they would have ceased to deride the blessed mutation and to hobble it with that root of so many world-wide evils the calling still private what the common need has made public. The ghost of this thought flitted in John’s mind, but would not be grasped or beckoned to the light.

“I wish I could think,” he sighed, but he could only think of Fannie. The train stopped. The excursionists swarmed forth. The cannon belched out its thunderous good-byes, and John went for his horse and buggy, promising to give word for Garnet’s equipage to be sent to him.

“I must mind Johanna and her plunder,” said the Major; “but I’ll look after your mother, too.” And he did so, though he found time to part fondly with the Proudfits.

“He won’t do,” thought John, as he glanced back from a rise of ground. “Fannie’s right. And she’s right about me, too; the only way to get her is to keep away till I’ve shown myself fit for her; that’s what she means; of course she can’t say so; but I’m satisfied that’s what she means!”

He passed two drunken men. Here in town at the end of Suez’s wedding so many had toasted it so often, it was as if Susie’s own eyes were blood-shot and her steps uncertain. “It’s my wedding, too,” he soliloquized. “This Widewood business and I are married this day; it alone, to me alone, till it’s finished. Garnet shall see whether humph! Jake, my horse and buggy!” And soon he was rattling back down the stony slopes toward his mother.

“Hope of Suez!” he grimly laughed. “We’ll be its despair if we don’t get something done. And I’ve got to do it alone. Why shouldn’t I? Yes, it’s true, times have changed; and yet if this was ever rightly a private matter in my father’s hands, I can’t see why it has or why it should become a public matter in mine!”

He said this to himself the more emphatically because he felt, somehow, very uncertain about it. He wished his problem was as simple as a railroad question. A railroad can ask for public aid; but fancy him asking public aid to open and settle up his private lands! He could almost hear Susie’s horse-laugh in reply. Why should she not laugh? He recalled with what sweet unboastful tone his father had always condemned every scheme and symptom of riding on public shoulders into private fortune. In the dear old Dixie there had been virtually no public, and every gentleman was by choice his own and only public aid, no matter what “Look out!”

He hauled up his horse. A man pressed close to the side of the halted buggy, to avoid a huge telegraph pole that came by quivering between two timber wheels. He offered John a freckled, yellow hand, and a smile of maudlin fondness.

“Mr. Mahch, I admiah to salute you ag’in, seh. Hasn’t we had a glo’ious day? It’s the mos’ obtainable day Susie eveh see, seh!”

“Well, ’pon my soul!” said John, ignoring the proffered hand. “If I’d seen who it was, I’d ‘a’ driven straight over you.” Both laughed. “Cornelius, did you see my mother waiting for me down by the tracks?”

“I did, seh. Thah she a-set’n’ on a pile o’ ceda’-tree poles, lookin’ like the las’ o’ pea-time p-he-he-he!

“Majo’ Gyarnit? O yass, seh, he thah, too. Thass how come I lingud thah, seh, yass, seh, in espiration o’ Johanna. Mr. Mahch, I loves that creatu’ yit, seh! I means Johanna.”

“Oh! not Major Garnet,” laughed John, gathering the reins.

Cornelius sputtered with delight, and kept between the wheels. “Mr. Mahch,” he straightened, solemnly, and held himself sober “I was jess about to tell you what I jess evise Majo’ Gyarnit espressin’ to yo’ maw jess accidental as I was earwhilin’ aroun’ Johanna, you know.”

“What was it? What did he say?”

“O, it wan’t much, what he say. He say, ‘Sis’ Mahch, you e’zac’ly right. Don’t you on no accounts paht with so much’s a’ acre o’ them lan’s lessn ”

“Lord! the lands take care for the wheel.”

But Mr. Leggett leaned heavily on the buggy. “Mr. Mahch, I evince an’ repose you in confidence to wit: that long as you do like Gyarnit say ”

John gave a stare of menace. “Major Garnet, if you please.”

“Yass, seh, o’ co’se; Majo’ Gyarnit. I say, long as you do like he say, Widewood stay jess like it is, an’ which it suit him like grapes suit a coon!” The informant’s booziness had returned. One foot kept slipping from a spoke of the fore-wheel. With pretence of perplexity he examined the wheel. “Mr. Mahch, this wheel sick; she mighty sick; got to see blacksmiff befo’ she can eveh see Widewood.”

John looked. The word was true. He swore. The mulatto snickered, sagged against it and cocked his face importantly.

“Mr. Mahch, if you an’ me was on’y in cahoots! En we kin be, seh, we kin why, hafe o’ yo’ lan’s ‘u’d be public lan’s in no time, an’ the res’ ‘u’d belong to a stawk comp’ny, an’ me’n’ you ‘u’d be a-cuttin’ off kewponds an’ a-drivin’ fas’ hawses an’ a-drinkin’ champagne suppuz, an’ champagne faw ow real frien’s an’ real pain faw ow sham frien’s, an’ plenty o’ both kine thah goes Majo’ Gyarnit’s kerrige to him.” It passed.

“But, why, Cornelius, should it suit Major Garnet for my lands to lie idle?”

“Mr. Mahch, has you neveh inspec’ the absence o’ green in my eye? It suit him faw a reason known on’y to yo’s truly, yit which the said yo’s truly would accede to transfawm to you, seh; yass, seh; in considerations o’ us goin’ in cahoots, aw else a call loan, an’ yit mo’ stric’ly a call-ag’in loan, a sawt o’ continial fee, yass, seh; an’ the on’y question, now much kin you make it?”

John looked into the upturned face for some seconds before he said, slowly and pleasantly, “Why, you dirty dog!” He gave the horse a cut of the whip. Leggett smiling and staggering, called after him, to the delight of all the street,

“Mr. Mahch, thass confidential, you know! An’ Mr. Mahch! Woe! Mr. Mahch.” John glanced fiercely back “You betteh ’zamine that hine wheel! caze it jess now pa-ass oveh my foot!”