A thin screen of bushes was all that
hid from the children’s eyes the people whose
voices they could hear so plainly.
“Maybe it’s some kind
of picnic they’re having in there,” cried
Peter, pushing eagerly forward. “Come on
quick!”
“No, you don’t, either,”
whispered Rudolf, catching him and holding him back.
“Don’t let’s get caught this time,
let’s peep through first and see what the people
are like.”
“Yes, do let’s be careful,”
pleaded Ann. “We don’t want to get
arrested again, it’s not a bit nice though
I suppose if this is where the Queen’s friend
lives, it isn’t likely anything so horrid will
happen to us.”
“Do stop talking, Ann, and listen.
Whoever they are in there, they are making so much
noise they can’t possibly hear me, so I’m
going to creep into those bushes and see what I can
see.”
As he spoke Rudolf carefully parted
the bushes at a spot where they were thin and peeped
between the leaves, Ann and Peter crowding each other
to see over his shoulder. They looked into a kind
of open glade not much larger than a good-sized room
and walled on all sides by tall trees and thick underbrush.
It had a flooring of soft green turf, and about in
the middle lay a great rock as large as a playhouse.
This rock was all covered over with moss and lichens,
and the strange thing about it was that a neat door
had been cut in its side. Before this door, talking
and waving his hands to the crowd that thronged about
him, stood a man the queerest little man
the children had ever seen! He looked like a
collection of stout sacks stuffed very tightly and
tied firmly at the necks. One sack made his head,
another larger one his body, four more his arms and
legs. His broad face, though rather dull, wore
a good-humored expression, and he smiled as he looked
about him.
A pile of empty sacking-bags lay on
the ground beside him, and from time to time he caught
up one of these, ran his eye over the crowd, chose
one of them, and popped him, or it, as it happened
to be, into the sack which he then swung on his shoulder
and heaved into the open doorway in the big rock,
where it disappeared from sight. He would then
taken another sack and make a fresh selection, looking
about him all the while with sleepy good humor, and
paying little if any attention to the cries, questions,
and complaints with which he was attacked on all sides.
What a funny lot they were this
crowd that surrounded the little man! The children
could hardly smother their excitement at the sight
of them. Not people or animals only were they,
but all kinds of odd objects also, such as no one
could expect to see running about loose. A Birthday
Cake was there, with lighted candles; a little pile
of neatly darned socks and stockings, a white-cotton
Easter Rabbit with pink pasteboard ears, a Jolly Santa
Claus, a smoking hot Dinner, a Nice Nurse who rocked
a smiling baby, a brown-faced grinning Organ-Man,
his organ strapped before him, his Monkey on his shoulder.
There were too many by far for the children to take
in all at once, but at the sight of one particular
member of the crowd, the children gasped with astonishment;
and Peter’s excitement nearly betrayed them.
There, lounging by the side of a mild-faced School-Mistress
Person, still smoking his chocolate cigarette, was the
False Hare!
“Look alive now!” the
little man was crying out. “Who’s
next, who’s next?”
“Me, me, me take
me next, Sandy!” A dozen little voices cried
this at one and the same time. There was a scramble,
bursts of laughter, followed by a sharp rebuke from
Sandy. “No, you don’t either.
Stand back, you small fry. No shoving!”
When Peter had seen and recognized
the False Hare he had been so excited that it had
been almost impossible for Rudolf and Ann to keep
him quiet. Now, as he watched the scramble and
the rush and the fuss the funny crowd was making about
the little man, he laughed out so loud that it was
too late even to pinch him. The children’s
presence was discovered, and two, tall, silver candlesticks
jumped from a satin-lined box and ran to draw them
into the middle of the glade. Sandy, as the little
man appeared to be called, paused in his business,
turned round, and smiled at the children.
“Now then,” said he, “what
are you doing here? Don’t you know this
is my busy night? Who are you, anyway? Not
on my list, I’ll warrant. Who’s dreams
are you?”
“Nobody’s,” began
Rudolf. “The Corn-cob Queen sent us to see
if you could tell us any way to get back to our Aunt
Jane
“Nobody’s?” interrupted
the little man. “Did you say you were Nobody’s
dreams? Don’t see him in the N’s.”
And he took a printed list out of his pocket and ran
his eye anxiously over it. “Are you sure
“Please, he means we’re
not dreams,” said Ann, stepping forward, “at
least we don’t think so.” She hesitated
a second and then added: “It depends on
what happens to them. Are these all dreams?”
“All perfectly Good Dreams,
or my name’s not Sandman,” answered the
baggy fellow briskly. “We don’t handle
the Bad Ones here, not us!”
Peter looked interested. “Where
does the Bad Ones live?” he asked. “I
wants to see them.”
The Sandman shook his head at Peter.
“Oh, no, you don’t, little boy,”
he said. “No, you don’t! Don’t
you go meddling in their direction or you’ll
get into trouble, take my word for it. They live
way off in the woods and they’re a bad lot.
They’ve got a worse boss than old Sandy!
No, no; the good kind are trouble enough
for me. What with the hurry and the flurry and
the general mix-up, something a little off color will
slip in now and then. Everybody makes mistakes
sometimes!”
As he made this last remark Sandy
cast a doubtful look at the False Hare, who grinned
and tipped his silk hat to him.
“I told Sandy all about
myself,” said the False Hare, winking at the
children. “I told him I was just as good
as I could be!”
The children could not help laughing.
“I’m afraid you don’t know him as
well as we do, Mr. Sandy,” said Ann.
“Oh, I know about as much as
I want to know about him,” said Sandy, pretending
to frown very fiercely. “I’ve almost
made up my mind to get rid of him, but the truth is
I don’t really know just where he belongs.”
“Doesn’t matter to me
whether I spend the night with a bald-headed old gentleman
or a bird-dog all the same to me,”
said the False Hare meekly. This speech sounded
so like him that the children looked at one another
and burst out laughing again, at which the False Hare
gave a kind of solemn wink, sighed, and touched his
eyes with a little paper handkerchief he held gracefully
in one paw.
The Sandman turned his back on the
silly fellow, and went on with his explanations to
the children: “We have a very select set
of customers,” he said, “and it’s
our aim to supply ’em with the finest line of
goods on the market. Wears me to a frazzle sometimes,
this business does,” he stopped to wipe from
his brow a tiny stream of sand that was trickling
down it, “but I’ve got to keep at it!
All the folks, big and little, like Good Dreams, and
want ’em every night, and if they get mixed
up or the quality’s inferior, or there’s
not enough to go around, I tell you what, it makes
trouble for Sandy! But just step a little nearer,
and you shall see for yourselves how the whole thing
is managed.”
The children followed Sandy, who walked
back to the pile of empty sacks, picked one up, compared
the label on it with a name on his list, and called
out in a loud voice: “Mrs. Patrick O’Flynn,
Wash Lady excellent character never
misses on a Monday six children husband
not altogether satisfactory. Here, now, Noddy Blink!
I’ll want some help, boys.”
As he called out these two names,
two very fat, sleepy boys, looking like pillows with
strings tied round their waists, slouched from behind
the rock where they had been waiting, and stood sulkily
at attention. There was a scramble and a rush
and a fuss among the Good Dreams, just as there had
been before when the children first peeped into the
glade, each one struggling and pushing and crowding
to get ahead of the next, without any regard as to
whether or not it was wanted. It took a tremendous
effort on the part of Sandy, together with all the
help the sleepy sulky boys would give, to get the right
collection of dreams into the Wash Lady’s sack,
and to keep the wrong ones out.
“Letter from the Old Country,”
Sandy cried. “That’s it, boys, more
lively there. Tell that Pound of Tea to step up No,
no pink silk stockings to-day, thank you. Tell
that Landlord the rent’s paid, I’ll let
him know when he’s wanted. Hand over that
pile of mended clothing and the pay envelope,
mind it’s the right amount all the
rest of you, step aside!” Waving away a gay bonnet
with a bird on it, a bottle marked “Patent Medicine,”
and the persistent pink stockings, the Sandman closed
the mouth of Mrs. O’Flynn’s sack, and swung
it on his shoulder, nodding to the children to watch
what would happen. Much excited, they crowded
round the open door in the side of the big rock and
peered down into what seemed to be a kind of dark well
with a toboggan-slide descending into it. Sandy
placed the Wash Lady’s sack at the top of the
slide, and before the children could so much as wink,
it had slid off into the darkness and disappeared from
sight.
“Oh, my!” cried Ann, “Is
it a shoot-the-chutes? Does it bump when it gets
there?”
“No, no,” said the Sandman.
“No bumps whatsoever, the most comfortable kind
of traveling I know, in fact you’re there the
same time you start, and I’d like to know how
you can beat that? I ought to know, for I use
this route myself on my rounds a little earlier in
the evening.” He walked back to his pile
of sacks, and picked up another of them. “Now
then,” said he, examining the label, “who’s
next? Aha Miss Jane Mackenzie!”
The children could hardly believe
their ears. “Oh, Ruddy,” whispered
Ann in Rudolf’s ear, “what kind of dreams
do you suppose Aunt Jane will get?”
“Sh! Listen, he’s going to tell us,”
answered Rudolf.
The Sandman was gravely consulting
his list. “M-hm Cook-that-likes-living-in-the-Country!
Step this way, ma’am, and don’t take any
more room than you can help. New Non-fadable Cheap
but Elegant Parlor Curtains One Able-bodied
Intelligent Gardener, with a Generous Disposition hurry
the gentleman forward, boys, he’s a curiosity!
What’s next? Aha! One niece, two nephews three
perfectly good children.” Sandy paused,
stared about him at the throng of jumping, pushing
dreams then added: “Don’t
see ’em.”
“Why, yes you do!” Ann
was pulling impatiently at the Sandman’s sleeve “Here
you are.” Then she turned to Rudolf and
whispered excitedly: “Don’t you see?
We must make the Sandman believe we are Aunt Jane’s
Good Dreams, and then he’ll send us back to her.”
“I’d like a ride on that
slide, all right!” returned Rudolf.
“But I doesn’t want to
go back to Aunt Jane yet,” came the voice of
Peter clearly from behind them. “I shan’t
go till I’ve seen the Bad Dreams.”
“Nonsense!” Rudolf turned
round on him angrily. “Of course you’ll
go. You’re the youngest, and you’ve
got to mind us.” And then without
paying any more attention to Peter, Rudolf thrust himself
in front of the Sandman. “Here we are,”
he said. “We’re all ready.”
The Sandman looked the boy up and
down, consulted his list again, smiled and shook his
head very doubtfully.
“I’m sorry,” he
said, “but I’m afraid you don’t exactly
answer. Just listen to this.” And
he read aloud: “Number one. Boy:
polite and gentlemanly in manner brown
hair neatly smoothed and parted Eton suit,
clean white collar, boots well polished Latin
grammar under arm
He stopped. Rudolf, in his pajamas,
with his ruffled locks, tin sword, and angry expression,
did not answer very closely to this description.
The Cook-who-liked-living-in-the-Country, the Gardener-with-the-Generous-Disposition,
and several other Good Dreams burst out laughing.
Only the False Hare kept a solemn expression, but
Rudolf knew very well what that meant.
The Sandman continued: “Number
two. Little girl: modest and timid in her
manners, not apt to address her elders until spoken
to hair braided neatly and tied with blue
ribbon white apron over dark dress doing
patchwork with a pleased expression. Has not forgotten
thimble
Here Sandy was interrupted by the
Cook and the Gardener, who declared that if he didn’t
stop they’d die a-laughin’, that they would!
The False Hare wiped away a tear, and none of the
dreams seemed to consider the description correct.
Sandy shook his head again, as he glanced at Ann in
her nighty, her ruffled curls tumbling over her flushed
face Ann without patchwork, thimble, or
pleased expression!
“Afraid you won’t do,
miss,” said he, looking quite sorry for her.
“Let’s see what’s next. Number
three” he read “Very
small boy: clean blue sailor suit white
socks looks sorry for
All turned to look at Peter, but Peter
was not looking sorry for anything Peter
was not there! Ann gave a hasty look all round
the glade, then burst into tears.
“Oh, Rudolf,” she cried,
“what shall we do? He’s gone he’s
slipped away to find those Bad Dreams all by himself you
know how Peter is, when he says he’s going to
do anything, he will do it. Oh, oh, I
ought to have watched him!”
“Don’t cry,” said
Rudolf hastily. “It’s just as much
my fault. You stay here and I’ll go fetch
him back. I have my sword, you know.”
“No, no,” sobbed Ann.
“Don’t leave me. It was my fault I
promised mother I would always look after Peter.
We’ll go together. The Sandman will tell
us where the Bad Dreams live, won’t you?”
she added, turning to Sandy.
“There, there, of course I will,”
said the little man kindly. “I’d go
along with you, if there wasn’t such a press
of business just now, but you can see for yourselves
what a mess things would be in if I should leave.
You must go right ahead, right into the thick of the
woods. Follow that path on the other side of
the glade. You needn’t be afraid you’ll
miss those Bad Ones they’ll be on
the lookout for you, I’m afraid.”
The children thanked Sandy for all
his kindness, and turned to leave him. “One
moment,” he cried, and he ran ahead of them to
draw aside the wall of prickly bushes and show them
the little path he had spoken of which wound from
the Good Dreams’ glade toward the heart of the
wood.
“Keep right on,” said
Sandy, “and don’t be afraid. Remember they’re
a queer lot, those fellows, but they can’t hurt
you if you are careful. Don’t answer ’em
back and don’t ask ’em too many questions.
One thing in particular if they offer you
anything to eat, don’t taste a mouthful of it.
If you do it’ll be the worse for you!”
Rudolf and Ann thought of Peter and
his passion for “refreshments”, and they
started hastily forward.
“Just one thing more,”
called Sandy after them. “About that consignment
of your aunt’s, you know! I’ll hold
that over till you get back, and we’ll see what
can be done. Maybe we can fit you in yet, somehow.
Now good-by, and good luck to you!”
“Good-by, and thank you!”
Rudolf and Ann called back to him, and then they plunged
into the path. The wall of bushes sprang back
again behind them, and cut them off from the shelter
of the Good Dreams’ glade. As the path
was very narrow, Rudolf walked first, sword drawn,
and Ann trotted behind him, trying not to think of
what queer things might be waiting behind the trees
to jump out at them, trying only to think of her naughty
Peter, and how glad she would be to see him again.