The patrol car pulled up in front
of St. Vincent’s Hospital, and one of the cops
helped Malone into the emergency receiving room.
He didn’t feel as bad as he had a few minutes
before. The motion of the car hadn’t helped
any, but his head seemed to be knitting a little, and
his legs were a little steadier. True, he didn’t
feel one hundred per cent healthy, but he was beginning
to think he might live, after all. And while
the doctor was bandaging his head, a spirit of new
life began to fill the FBI agent.
He was no longer morose and undirected.
He had a purpose in life, and the purpose filled him
with cold determination. He was going to find
the robot-operated car or whatever it turned
out to be.
The doctor, Malone noticed, was whistling
Greensleeves under his breath as he worked.
That, he supposed, was the influence of the Bohemian
folk-singers of Greenwich Village. But he put
the noise resolutely out of his mind and concentrated
on the red Cadillac.
It was one thing to think about a
robot car miles away, doing something or other to
somebody you’d never heard of before. That
was just theoretical, a case for solution, nothing
but an ordinary job.
But when the car stepped up and bopped
Malone himself on the head, it became a personal matter.
Now Malone had more than a job to contend with.
Now he was thinking about revenge.
By God, he told himself, no
car in the world not even a Cadillac can
get away with beaning Kenneth J. Malone!
Malone was not quite certain that
he agreed with Burris’ idea of a self-operating
car, but at least it was something to work on.
A car that could reach out, crown an investigator,
and then drive off humming something innocent under
its breath was certainly a unique and dangerous machine
within the meaning of the act. Of course, there
were problems attendant on this view of things.
For one thing, Malone couldn’t quite see how
the car could have beaned him when he was ten feet
away from it. But that was, he told himself uncomfortably,
a minor point. He could deal with it when he
felt a little better.
The important thing was the car itself.
Malone jerked a little under the doctor’s calm
hands, and swore subvocally.
“Hold still,” the doctor
said. “Don’t go wiggling your head
around that way. Just wait quietly until the
dermijel sets.”
Obediently, Malone froze. There
was a crick in his neck, but he decided he could stand
it. “My head still hurts,” he said
accusingly.
“Sure it still hurts,” the doctor agreed.
“But you ”
“What did you expect?”
the doctor said. “Even an FBI agent isn’t
immune to blackjacks, you know.” He resumed
his work on Malone’s skull.
“Blackjacks?” Malone said. “What
blackjacks?”
“The ones that hit you,” the doctor said.
“Or the one, anyhow.”
Malone blinked. Somehow, though
he could manage a fuzzy picture of a car reaching
out to hit him, the introduction of a blackjack into
this imaginative effort confused things a little.
But he resolutely ignored it.
“The bruise is just the right
size and shape,” the doctor said. “And
that cut on your head comes from the seams on the leather
casing.”
“You’re sure?” Malone
said doubtfully. It did seem as if a car had a
lot more dangerous weapons around, without resorting
to blackjacks. If it had really wanted to damage
him, why hadn’t it hit him with the engine block?
“I’m sure,” the
doctor said. “I’ve worked in Emergency
in this hospital long enough to recognize a blackjack
wound.”
That was a disturbing idea, in a way.
It gave a new color to Malone’s reflection on
Greenwich Villagers. Maybe things had changed
since he’d heard about them. Maybe the
blackjack had supplanted the guitar.
But that wasn’t the important thing.
The fact that it had been a blackjack
that had hit him was important. It was
vital, as a matter of fact. Malone knew that
perfectly well. It was a key fact in the case
he was investigating.
The only trouble was that he didn’t
see what, if anything, it meant.
The doctor stepped back and regarded
Malone’s head with something like pride.
“There,” he said. “You’ll
be all right now.”
“A concussion?”
“Sure,” the doctor said.
“But it isn’t serious. Just take these
pills one every two hours until they’re
gone and you’ll be rid of any effects
within twenty-four hours.” He went to a
cabinet, fiddled around for a minute, and came back
with a small bottle containing six orange pills.
They looked very large and threatening.
“Fine,” Malone said doubtfully.
“You’ll be all right,”
the doctor said, giving Malone a cheerful, confident
grin. “Nothing at all to worry about.”
He loaded a hypojet and blasted something through
the skin of Malone’s upper arm. Malone
swallowed hard. He knew perfectly well that he
hadn’t felt a thing but he couldn’t quite
make himself believe it.
“That’ll take care of
you for tonight,” the doctor said. “Get
some sleep and start in on the pills when you wake
up, okay?”
“Okay,” Malone said.
It was going to make waking up something less than
a pleasure, but he wanted to get well, didn’t
he?
Of course he did. If that Cadillac
thought it was going to beat him...
“You can stand up now,” the doctor said.
“Okay,” Malone said, trying it. “Thanks,
Doctor. I ”
There was a knock at the door. The doctor jerked
his head around.
“Who’s that?” he said.
“Me,” a bass voice said, unhelpfully.
The emergency-room door opened a crack
and a face peered in. It took Malone a second
to recognize Bill, the waffle-faced cop who had picked
him up next to the lamp post three years or so before.
“Long time no see,” Malone said at random.
“What?” Bill said, and
opened the door wider. He came in and closed it
behind him. “It’s okay, Doc,”
he said to the attendant. “I’m a cop.”
“Been hurt?” the doctor said.
Bill shook his head. “Not
recently,” he said. “I came to see
this guy.” He looked at Malone. “They
told me you were still here,” he said.
“Who’s they?” Malone said.
“Outside,” Bill said.
“The attendants out there. They said you
were still getting stitched up.”
“And quite right, too,” Malone said solemnly.
“Oh,” Bill said.
“Sure.” He fished in his pockets.
“You dropped your notebook, though, and I came
to give it back to you.” He located the
object he was hunting for and brought it out with the
triumphant gesture of a man displaying the head of
a dragon he had slain. “Here,” he
said, waving the book.
“Notebook?” Malone said.
He stared at it. It was a small looseleaf book
bound in cheap black plastic.
“We found it in the gutter,” Bill said.
Malone took a tentative step forward
and managed not to fall. He stepped back again
and looked at Bill scornfully. “I wasn’t
even in the gutter,” he said. “There
are limits.”
“Sure,” Bill said.
“But the notebook was, so I brought it along
to you. I thought you might need it or something.”
He handed it over to Malone with a flourish.
It wasn’t Malone’s notebook.
In the first place, he had never owned a notebook
that looked anything like that, and in the second place
he hadn’t had any notebooks on him when he went
for his walk. Mine not to question why, Malone
told himself with a shrug, and flipped the book open.
At once he saw why the cop had mistaken it for his.
It had his name in it.
On the very first page were two names,
written out in a careful, semieducated scrawl:
Mr. Kenneth J. Malone,
FBI
Lt. Peter Lynch,
NYPD
The rest of the page was blank.
Malone wondered who Lieutenant Lynch was, and made
a mental note to find out. Then he wondered what
his name was doing in somebody else’s notebook.
Maybe, he thought, it was a list of people to slug,
and the car had made it up. But he hadn’t
heard of anybody named Lynch being hit on the head
by a marauding automobile, and he couldn’t quite
picture a Cadillac jotting things down in a notebook
for future reference. Besides, he had an idea
that a Cadillac’s handwriting would be more
formal, and prettier.
He turned the page. On the next
leaf there were more names, eight of them. The
first one was written in red pencil and the others
were in ordinary black. Malone stared at them:
Mike F. Ramon O.
Mario G. Silvo E. Alvarez
A. Felipe la B. Juan de los
S. Ray del E.
All the names except Mike F. sounded
Spanish, or possibly Puerto Rican. Malone wondered
who they were. Juvenile delinquents? Other
people to slug? Police officers?
Maybe they were all the names of Spanish-speaking
Cadillacs.
He blinked and rubbed at his forehead
with one hand. His head still hurt, and that
was probably why he was getting such strange ideas.
It was obvious that, whatever the notebook was, it
hadn’t been written by an automobile.
He turned the page again.
Here there was a carefully detailed
drawing of a car. Malone recognized it as a 1972
Cadillac without any effort at all.
And it had been carefully colored in with red pencil.
Wow, Malone asked himself, What the hell does that
mean?
He couldn’t find an answer.
He turned the page, hoping for some more facts that
might make some sense out of what he had been seeing,
but there was nothing more. All the rest of the
pages in the notebook were blank.
He looked up at the cop and the doctor
with a bland, blank face. “Thanks a lot,”
he told Bill. “I thought I’d lost
this book. I appreciate it.”
“Oh, that’s okay, Mr.
Malone,” Bill said. “Glad to do it.”
“You don’t know what this
means to me,” Malone said truthfully.
“No trouble at all,” Bill
said. “Any time.” He gave Malone
a big smile and turned back to the door. “But
I got to get back to my beat,” he said.
“Listen, I’ll see you. And if I can
be any help ”
“Sure,” Malone said.
“I’ll let you know. And thanks again.”
“Welcome,” Bill said,
and opened the door. He strode out with the air
of a man who has just been decorated with the Silver
Star, the Purple Heart and the Congressional Medal
of Honor.
Malone tried a few more steps and
discovered that he could walk without falling down.
He thanked the doctor again.
“Perfectly all right,”
the doctor said. “Nothing to it. Why,
you ought to see some of the cases we get here.
There was a guy here the other night with both his
legs all mashed up by a ”
“I’ll bet,” Malone
said hurriedly. “Well, I’ve got to
be on my way. Just send the bill to FBI headquarters
on 69th Street.” He closed the door on
the doctor’s enthusiastic “Yes, sir!”
and went on down the hallway and out into the street.
At Seventh Avenue and Greenwich Avenue he flagged
a cab.
It was a hell of a place to be, Malone
thought as the cab drove away. Where but in Greenwich
Village did avenues intersect each other without so
much as a by-your-leave?
“Hotel New Yorker,” he
said, giving the whole thing up as a bad job.
He put his hat on his head and adjusted it painfully
to the proper angle.
And that, he thought, made another
little problem. The car had not only hit him
on the head, it had removed his hat before doing so,
and then replaced it. It had only fallen off
when he’d started to get up against the lamp
post.
A nice quiet vacation, Malone thought bitterly.
He fumed in silence all the way to
the hotel, through the lobby, up in the elevator,
and to the door of his room. Then he remembered
the notebook.
That was important evidence.
He decided to tell Boyd about it right away.
He went into the bathroom and tapped
gently on the door to Boyd’s connecting room.
The door swung open.
Boyd, apparently, was still out painting
the town Malone considered the word red
and dropped the whole phrase with a sigh. At any
rate, his partner was nowhere in the room.
“The hell with it,” Malone
announced loudly to no one in particular. He
went back into his own room, closed the door, and got
wearily ready for bed.
Dawn came, and then daylight, and
then a lot more daylight. It was streaming in
through the windows with careless abandon, filling
the room with a lot of bright sunshine and the muggy
heat of the city. From the street below, the
cheerful noises of traffic and pedestrians floated
up and filled Malone’s ears.
He got up, turned over in bed, and
tried to go back to sleep.
But sleep wouldn’t come.
After a long time he gave up, and swung himself over
the edge of the bed. Standing up was a delicate
job, but he managed it, feeling rather proud of himself
in a dim, semiconscious sort of way.
He went into the bathroom, brushed
his teeth, and then opened the connecting door to
Boyd’s room softly.
Boyd was home. He lay in a great
tangle of bedclothes, snoring hideously and making
little motions with his hands and arms like a beached
whale. Malone padded over to him and dug him fiercely
in the ribs.
“Come on,” he said. “Wake up,
Tommy-boy.”
Boyd’s eyes did not open.
In a voice as hollow as a zombie’s, he said,
“My head hurts.”
“Can’t feel any worse
than mine,” Malone said cheerily. This,
he reflected, was not quite true. Considering
everything it had been through recently, his head
felt remarkably like its old carefree self. “You’ll
feel better once you’re awake.”
“No, I won’t,” Boyd
said simply. He jammed his head under a pillow
and began to snore again. It was an awesome sound,
like a man strangling to death in chicken fat.
Malone sighed and poked at random among the bedclothes.
Boyd swore distantly, and Malone poked him again.
“The sun is up,” Malone
said, “and all the little pedestrians are chirping.
It is time to rise.”
Boyd said, “Gah,” and
withdrew his head from the pillow. Gently, as
if he were afraid he were going to fall apart, he
rose to a sitting position. When he had arrived
at it, he opened his eyes.
“Now,” Malone said. “Isn’t
that better?”
Boyd closed his eyes again. “No,”
he said.
“Come on,” Malone said. “We’ve
got to be up and moving.”
“I’m up,” Boyd said.
His eyes flickered open. “But I can’t
move,” he added. “We had quite a
time last night.”
“We?” Malone said.
“Me, and a couple of girls,
and another guy. Just people I met.”
Boyd started to stand up and thought better of it.
“Just having a good time, that’s, all.”
Malone thought of reading his partner
a lecture on the Evils of Drink, and decided against
it. Boyd might remember it, and use it against
him sometime. Then he realized what had to be
done. He went back into his own room, dialed
for room service, and ordered a couple of pots of
strong black coffee.
By the time a good deal of that was
awash in Boyd’s intestinal system, he was almost
capable of rational, connected conversation. He
filled himself to the eyebrows with aspirins and other
remedies, and actually succeeded in getting dressed.
He seemed quite proud of this feat.
“Okay,” Malone said. “Now we
have to go downstairs.”
“You mean outside?” Boyd said. “Into
all that noise?” He winced.
“Bite the bullet,” Malone said cheerfully.
“Keep a stiff upper lip.”
“Nonsense,” Boyd said,
hunting for his coat with a doleful air. “Have
you ever seen anybody with a loose upper lip?”
Malone, busy with his own coat, didn’t
bother with a reply. He managed somehow to get
Boyd downstairs and bundled into a cab. They headed
for 69th Street. There he made several phone
calls. The first, of course, was to Burris in
Washington. After that he got the New York Police
Commissioner on the wire and, finding that he needed
still more authority, he called the mayor and then,
by long-distance to Albany, the governor.
But by noon he had everything straightened
out. He had a plan fully worked out in his mind,
and he had the authority to go ahead with it.
Now, he could make his final call.
“They’re completely trustworthy,”
Burris had told him. “Not only that, but
they have a clearance for this kind of special work we’ve
needed them before.”
“Good,” Malone said.
“Not only that,” Burris
told him. “They’re damned good men.
Maybe among the best in their field.”
So Malone made his last call, to the
firm of Leibowitz and Hardin, Electronic Engineers.
Then he beckoned to Boyd.
“I don’t see what I’ve
been sitting around here for, all this time,”
his partner complained. “I could have been
home sleeping until you needed me.”
“I need you now,” Malone
said. “I want you to take over part of this
plan.”
Boyd nodded sourly. “Oh, all right,”
he said.
“Here’s what I want,”
Malone said. “Every red 1972 Cadillac in
the area is to be picked up for inspection. I
don’t care why make up a reason.
A general traffic check. Anything you please.
You can work that end of it out with the commissioner;
he knows about it and he’s willing to go along.”
“Great,” Boyd said.
“Do you have any idea how many cars there are
in a city this size?”
“Well, we don’t want all
of them,” Malone said. “Only red 1972
Cadillacs.”
“It’s still a lot,” Boyd said.
“If there were only three,”
Malone said, “we wouldn’t have any problems.”
“And wouldn’t that be nice?” Boyd
said.
“Sure,” Malone said, “but
it isn’t true. Anyhow, I want every one
of those cars checked for any oddity, no matter how
small. If there’s an inch-long scratch
on one fender, I want to know about it. If you’ve
got to take the cars apart, then do that.”
“Me?” Boyd said. “All by myself?”
“My God, no,” Malone said.
“Use your head. There’ll be a team
working with you. Let me explain it. Every
nut, every bolt, every inch of those cars has to be
examined thoroughly got it?”
“I’ve got it,” Boyd
said, “but I’m damned if I like it.
After all, Malone ”
Malone ignored him. “The
governor of New York’s promised his cooperation,”
he said, “and he said he’d get in touch
with the governors of New Jersey and Connecticut and
get cooperation from that angle. So we’ll
have both state and local police working with us.”
“That’s a help,”
Boyd said. “We’ll make such a happy
team of workmen. Singing as we pull the cars
apart through the long day and night and listen,
Malone, when do you want reports on this?”
“Yesterday,” Malone said.
Boyd’s eyebrows raised, then lowered. “Great,”
he said dully.
“I don’t care how you
get the cars,” Malone said. “If you’ve
got to, condemn ’em. But get every last
one of them. And bring them over to Leibowitz
and Hardin for a complete checkup. I’ll
give you the address.”
“Thanks,” Boyd said.
“Not at all,” Malone said.
“Glad to be of help. And don’t worry;
I’ll have other work to do.” He paused,
and then went on, “I talked to Dr. Isaac Leibowitz he’s
the head of the firm out there and he says ”
“Wait a minute,” Boyd said. “What?”
“You mean I don’t have
to take the cars apart myself? You mean this
Leibowitz and Hardin, or whatever it is, will do it
for me?”
“Of course,” Malone said
wearily. “You’re not an auto technician
or an electronics man. You’re an agent
of the FBI.”
“I was beginning to wonder,” Boyd said.
“After all.”
“Anyhow,” Malone said
doggedly, “I talked to Leibowitz, and he says
he can give a car a complete check in about six hours,
normally.”
“Six hours?” Boyd stared.
“That’s going to take forever,” he
said.
“Well, he can set up a kind
of assembly-line process and turn out a car every
fifteen minutes. Any better?”
Boyd nodded.
“Good,” Malone said.
“There can’t be so many 1972 red Cadillacs
in the area that we can’t get through them all
at that speed.” He thought a minute and
then added, “By the way, you might check with
the Cadillac dealers around town, and find out just
how many have been sold to people living in the area.”
“And while I’m doing all
that,” Boyd said, “what are you going to
be doing?”
Malone looked at him and sighed.
“I’ll worry about that,” he said.
“Just get started.”
“Suppose Leibowitz can’t find anything?”
Boyd said.
“If Leibowitz can’t find
it, it’s not there,” Malone said.
“He can find electronic devices anywhere in
any car made, he says even if they’re
printed circuits hidden under the paint job.”
“Pretty good,” Boyd said. “But
suppose he doesn’t?”
“Then they aren’t there,”
Malone said, “and we’ll have to think of
something else.” He considered that.
It sounded fine. Only he wished he knew what
else there was to think of.
Well, that was just pessimism.
Leibowitz would find something, and the case would
be over, and he could go back to Washington and rest.
In August he was going to have his vacation anyway,
and August wasn’t very far away.
Malone put a smile carefully on his
face and told Boyd, “Get going.”
He slammed his hat on his head.
Wincing, he took it off and replaced
it gently. The bottle of pills was still in his
pocket, but he wasn’t due for another one just
yet.
He had time to go over to the precinct
station in the West Eighties first. He headed
outside to get another taxi.