“The one thing we had to worry
about,” Malone said, pouring some more champagne
into the two hollow-stemmed glasses, “was whether
it was possible to give them just enough synthecaine.
Too little, and they’d still be able to teleport.
Too much, and they’d be too groggy.”
Dorothea relaxed in her chair and
looked around at the hotel room walls with contentment.
She looked like the proverbial cat who has swallowed
the cream. “It looked to me as if it worked,”
she said. “Mike seemed pretty normal except
that he had that awful trapped feeling.”
Malone handed her one of the filled
glasses with an air. He was beginning slowly
to feel less like the nervous, uncertain Kenneth J.
Malone, and more and more like Sir Kenneth Malone.
“I can see why he felt trapped,” he said.
“If a guy’s been unhampered by four walls
all the time, even only for a year or so, he’s
certainly going to feel penned in when he loses the
ability to get through them. It might be just
a little claustrophobic.” He grinned, proud
of himself. “Claustrophobic,” he
said again. “My tongue and palate are in
excellent condition.”
“The main thing is,” Dorothea
said, “that everybody’s so happy.
Commissioner Fernack, even with Mr. Burris
promising to give him a medal.”
“And Lynch,” Malone said
reflectively. “He’ll get a promotion
out of this for sure. And good old Kettleman.”
“Kettleman?” Dorothea
said. “Oh, the funny fat man. He’s
some kind of social worker or something.”
“And now he’s getting
a scroll from the FBI,” Malone said. “A
citation for coming up with the essential clue in
this case. Even though he didn’t know it
was the essential clue. You know,”
he added reflectively, “one thing puzzles me
about that man.”
“Yes?”
“Well,” Malone said, “he worked
in your neighborhood. You knew him.”
“Of course I did,” Dorothea said.
“We all knew Kettleman.”
“He said he had a lot of success
as a social worker,” Malone said. “Now,
I’ve met him. And talked with him.
And I just can’t picture ”
“Oh,” Dorothea said.
“We keep him around kept him around,
I mean as a sort of joke. A pet, or
a mascot. Of course, he never did catch on.
I don’t suppose he has yet.”
Malone laughed. “Nope,” he said.
“He hasn’t.”
“And even your friend is happy,” Dorothea
said.
“Boyd?” Malone said.
“Sure. He called his blonde and she was
just thrilled at the adventures of an FBI agent, and
he’s with her now.”
“You sound jealous,” Dorothea said.
“The hell I am,” Malone
said, and proceeded to prove his point. Some
minutes later they relaxed.
“Mike,” Dorothea said. “What?”
“Mike,” she said.
“He’s probably the happiest of all.
After Mom and I talked to him for a while, anyhow,
and he began to lose that that trapped
feeling. Now he’s all excited about being
an FBI man.” She looked worriedly at Malone
for a second. “You weren’t kidding
about that, were you?” she said.
She looked very pretty when she was
worried. Malone leaned over and kissed her with
great care. After a second, the kiss seemed to
gain momentum on its own, and all restraint went by
the wayside. A long time passed.
Then, as Malone pulled away and began
to recover his breath, he said weakly, “You
were saying?”
“Was I?” Dorothea said.
“Oh, yes. I was. About Mike being an
FBI man.”
“Oh,” Malone said.
“Well, normally you’ve got to be a lawyer
or an accountant, but there are a few special cases.
And maybe Mike would fit into the special-case bracket.
If he doesn’t well, he’ll be
doing some sort of official work for the Government.
You can be sure of that.”
“That woman in the costume the
one you call Your Majesty certainly threw
a scare into the boys,” Dorothea said.
“Well,” Malone said, “we
had to prove one thing to them. We can pick them
up at any time. You see, they’ve got to
think about where they’re teleporting, and as
soon as they do that one of our telepaths like
the Queen will know where they’re
going to be. And we can crack down.”
“That’s what she said,” Dorothea
said.
“Right,” Malone said.
“After all, we did them quite a favor getting
them out of all the trouble they’d gotten themselves
into. If they try to ”
“That reminds me, Ken,”
Dorothea said. “All the things that were
stolen. The liquor and all of that, Money.
What’s going to happen to that?”
“Well,” Malone said, “everything
that can be returned and that includes
most of the liquor, because they hadn’t had a
chance to get rid of it to the bootleggers around
this area will be returned. What can’t
be returned money, stuff that they’ve
used, broken, or sold well, I don’t
exactly know about that. It might take a special
act of Congress,” he said brightly.
“All for the boys?” Dorothea said.
“Well, they’ll be at Yucca
Flats, and they’ll be pretty useful,”
Malone said. “And, as I was saying, if they
try to run away from Yucca Flats, we’ll just
have to keep them drugged all the time, little as we
want to. They can be of some use that way, too.
The Government isn’t doing all this for nothing.”
“But keeping them drugged ”
“I said we didn’t want
to do it. And I don’t think we’ll
have to. They’ll be well taken care of,
don’t worry. Some of the best psychiatrists
and doctors are out there. And Mike and the others if
they can show they’re trustworthy can
come home every weekend, or even every night if they
can teleport that far.” Malone paused.
“But it isn’t charity,” he added.
“We need people with specialized psionic abilities and,
for a variety of reasons, they’re pretty hard
to find.”
“You know,” Dorothea said,
“you’re pretty wonderful, Mr. Malone.”
Malone didn’t answer her.
He just kissed her again, not caring particularly
whether or not the kiss went wild.
Dorothea pushed him gently away.
“I’m envious,” she announced.
“Everybody gets a reward but me. Do I get
left out just because I swiped your notebook?”
Malone kissed her again. “What
kind of a reward do you want?” he asked.
She sighed. “Oh, well,”
she said. “I suppose this is good enough.”
“Good enough?” Malone said. “Just
good enough?”
His lips met hers for the fifth time.
She reached one hand gently out to the light switch
and pushed it.
The lights went out.