“Congratulations, old chum!”
cried Hal Overton, striding across the room and holding
out his hand.
The two friends joined hands in a fervent clasp.
“Yes; I got my letter, and the
news was satisfactory,” said Noll, in a queer,
half-choking voice.
“A letter from Mr. Ad Interim?”
asked Mrs. Overton, making a little face.
“Why, that’s the only
sort of an appointment that a fellow can get in summer,
when there’s no Senate in session, Mrs. Overton,”
Noll replied. “But it’s all right.
The Senate never heard of either of us, and so the
Senators won’t have anything against us.
We’ll get our commissions, all right, soon after
the next Congress convenes. Our commissions are
safe enough.”
“Quite,” agreed Hal.
“That’s what I’ve been trying to
tell Mother.”
“A new second lieutenant is
only a shave-tail, at best,” smiled Noll.
“What does that mean?” demanded Mrs. Overton
quickly.
“I don’t know,”
Noll replied. “It’s just an Army term
of derision for a very new young officer, I guess.”
“And a second lieutenant soon
becomes a ‘goat,’” Hal added.
“That isn’t a nice word,”
retorted Mrs. Overton. “It’s slang!”
“It’s worse than slang
in the Army,” laughed Hal. “The army
‘goat’ is the very new officer who has
a lot of extra duties thrust upon him that the older
officers don’t want. Those duties of the
‘goat’ are generally both very trifling
and very annoying.”
“Then it isn’t right,”
declared Hal’s mother, with an air of conviction.
“No one ought to annoy a young man who has been
smart enough to make an officer of himself. What
are a second lieutenant’s duties?”
“Well,” replied Noll quizzically,
“for one thing he must see that every one of
his colonel’s eight pairs of boots are kept polished.”
“Oliver Terry!” remonstrated Mrs. Overton.
“And see to it that the grass
is kept mowed on the colonel’s lawn,”
added Hal.
“A new second lieutenant is
expected to relieve the colonel’s wife’s
nurse-girl in taking care of headquarters’ kids
on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons-
continued Noll.
“Also groom the colonel’s horses,”
added Hal.
“I don’t believe a word
of that,” declared Mrs. Overton, whereat both
very new young officers laughed heartily.
“And you’re starting in
badly, too,” continued Hal’s mother accusingly.
“I happen to know this much-that an
officer must have too much honor to stoop to telling
lies. And that he’s court-martialed and
driven out of the service if he does. So be careful.”
Hal soon excused himself, going to
his own room, leaving Noll to entertain his mother.
When Lieutenant Overton came back he was in his flannel
undress, red sash and all.
“That doesn’t look so
very bad, after all,” declared Mrs. Overton,
viewing her erect, stalwart young son with an approval
which she made no effort to hide.
Then they talked on until at last
Lieutenant Noll glanced at his watch.
“I must be going,” he
said, rising. “I’ve overstayed my
leave. Mother allowed me to leave her only long
enough to run over and tell Hal the news. I’ve
violated my parole already.”
“What time is it?” inquired Mrs. Overton.
“A quarter to six!”
“And, good gracious!”
cried the little woman, jumping up from her chair.
“Hal, in a few minutes more your father will
be home, and not a blessed move has been made toward
supper. There’s no time to get anything
ready now. Hal, I shall have to send you around
the corner to the delicatessen shop, although I hate
such ready-made meals.”
“Mother,” demanded Hal,
with a pretense at mild astonishment, “would
you think of sending a commissioned officer in the
United States Army around on errands, with packages
to bring home?”
“I-I guess that wouldn’t
be just right, would it?” agreed Mrs. Overton.
“Never mind, my boy. I’ll run right
around myself. It will take me some time to get
used to all the dignity that goes with your new position.”
“You needn’t bother to
go, Mother,” laughed Hal. “An officer
who would let his mother run errands to save his own
dignity would be sure to come to a bad end in the
Army. I was only joking, of course. This
is a day to celebrate, so I propose to ask you and
father to dine out this evening. There are several
good places in town.”
“Which one do you prefer?”
broke in Lieutenant Noll quickly.
“Ralston’s,” Hal
replied. “There’s music there, and
the food and service are fine.”
“Then I’ll hurry home
now and bring my folks up there, too, if I can,”
proposed Noll.
“Good!” agreed Hal.
“What hour, Mrs. Overton?” asked Noll,
turning to that good woman.
“Ask Hal.”
“In the Army it is customary to ask the ladies,
Mother,” Hal explained.
“Seven o’clock, then,” said Mrs.
Overton.
“Seven it shall be,” nodded
Noll. “That is, if I don’t fail in
coaxing Father and Mother out to dine.”
“You won’t fail,”
Mrs. Overton assured him. “They’ll
be proud enough to go out with you to-night.”
Hal’s father came home soon
after. For years a clerk in one of the local
stores, Mr. Overton had lately been promoted to be
manager of the store. He was a quiet, thoughtful,
studious man, and would probably have gone much higher
in the world had not years of ill health interfered
with his ambitions.
“I don’t need to tell
you how glad I am, young man,” said the elder
Overton quietly, when he had heard the afternoon’s
news. “Nor am I going to offer you any
parental advice. Your record in the Army, so far,
makes me feel sure that you will go on in the way you
have begun, and that your record, at any point, will
have been an honorable one. And now I must leave
you and go upstairs to put on my best clothes in honor
of the distinction that has come upon my son.”
Just before seven the Overtons were
seated at a table in Ralston’s locally famous
restaurant. Noll and his parents arrived at about
the same moment. But the news had flown ahead
of the young men. Just as the party was seating
itself the orchestra crashed out into the strains of
“See, the conquering hero comes!”
“I suppose that’s meant
for a joke on us,” grinned Lieutenant Noll, in
an undertone.
“Then try to look unconscious,”
returned Hal, in an equally low voice, and immediately
engaged Noll’s father and mother in conversation.
There was some whispering between
waiters and patrons of the place, and presently a
light sound of applause rippled out. It soon became
a steady salvo.
Still the two young lieutenants went
on with their chatting. But the leader of the
orchestra had a further surprise. Giving his men
only a moment for rest, he once more waved his violin
bow, and the musicians started in with “The
Star-Spangled Banner.”
No soldier may ignore that splendid
air; no citizen has a right to.
As the strain died out the young soldiers
and their party re-seated themselves, going on with
their chat again.
A waiter dropped two menu cards on
the table, then stood waiting for the order.
“Won’t the ladies select the dinner?”
asked Hal.
“We’d prefer that our sons do that,”
smiled Mrs. Terry.
“You do it, then, Hal,”
directed Noll Terry. “I left my spectacles
at home.”
“What about officers and their
duty to tell the truth?” chided Mrs. Terry,
whose heart was full of joy and pride to-night.
“I’ll amend my statement,”
replied Noll meekly. “I didn’t bring
my spectacles with me. But Hal ought to do the
ordering, anyway. He always did. He was
my ranking sergeant, and now he’s my ranking
lieutenant.”
“We don’t know that yet,”
objected Hal quickly. “We don’t yet
know anything about the order in which we passed.”
“In the meantime,” hinted
Mr. Overton, “the cook’s fire is running
low.”
So Hal turned his attention to the
menu card, ordering with a free hand.
“Gracious! How many do
you think there are at this table, young man?”
demanded his mother.
“There are six of us,”
Hal answered. “But we can take hours in
which to finish the meal, if we want to. Ralston’s
doesn’t close until midnight.”
The waiter, having received the order
in silence, shuffled off without a word.
“Nothing very magnetic about
that waiter,” thought Hal, his glance following
the waiter for an instant. “Somehow, his
face looks familiar, too, but I’ve been away
from home during the very few years when every boy
turns into a young man. If I ever knew the chap
I’ve forgotten him.”
There was a rustling of silken skirts,
then a resolute and very important-looking woman paused
at the table. Just behind her waited a short,
thin, rather negative-looking man.
The woman was red-faced, despite the
liberal amount of powder with which she had striven
to conceal the fact. She was richly dressed, and
wore a few jewels, though not really enough of them
to violate good taste. Hal recognized her as
a Mrs. Redding, who, thanks largely to her husband’s
inherited wealth, had succeeded in making herself one
of the leaders of local society. Mr. Redding
was known principally as “Mrs. Redding’s
husband.”
“Just a moment, my dear Mrs.
Overton,” cried Mrs. Redding cordially.
“And you, too, my dear Mrs. Terry! I am
pausing only a moment to congratulate you on the splendid
news. I can well imagine how proud you are of
your sons. And I must congratulate these two very
distinguished sons, also.”
Hal and Noll had risen promptly, though
gravely and without haste. They bowed their acknowledgment
of the congratulations.
“And how long are you going
to be with us?” asked Mrs. Redding, allowing
her gaze to wander from the face of one young officer
to the other’s.
“We don’t know, madam,”
Hal replied courteously. “We are still in
ignorance as to our orders.”
“I shall hope to see much of
you both, and of your families,” Mrs. Redding
beamed graciously. “To-morrow afternoon
Mr. Redding and I, with some of our friends, are going
to motor down the river in our new cruising boat,
dining at the club-house. We should be delighted
if you would accompany us. You won’t disappoint
us, will you?”
Hal glanced at his mother, who offered
no reply, but glanced back at her son.
“We are very grateful for your
invitation, Mrs. Redding,” Lieutenant Hal continued.
“Terry and I feel that we are not in the least
certain about being able to keep any engagements that
we might make, since we are both awaiting orders from
the War Department. Besides all my engagements
are in the charge and keeping of my mother.”
“Then you will accept for yourself
and friends, won’t you, my dear Mrs. Overton?”
asked Mrs. Redding, again turning to Hal’s mother.
“I-I am very much
afraid that we can’t go to-morrow afternoon,”
replied Mrs. Overton slowly.
“Oh, well, then, we will make
a later appointment,” smiled Mrs. Redding affably.
“There will be plenty of time, I am sure.
So glad to have seen you this evening.”
Still smiling, Mrs. Redding swept
on through the restaurant with Mr. Redding in her
wake. Somehow, one instinctively felt sorry for
Mr. Redding; he looked very much like a small boat
towing astern of a larger craft.
“I am wondering very much,”
smiled Hal’s mother. “Although we
have gone to the same church for the last fifteen
years, Mrs. Redding has never before seemed to know
who I am. She is suddenly very cordial.”
“That is because you now have
a son who is an officer in the Army,” interposed
Noll’s father. “An Army officer is
supposed to be a man of some social consequence.”
“But that doesn’t give
me any more social consequence. I’m just
the same woman that I always was,” objected
Mrs. Overton sensibly.
“But at least, my dear,”
suggested Hal’s father, “you will be visiting
your son at his post one of these days, and he may
also urge you to bring some of your women friends.”
“I certainly shall,” Hal agreed.
“And Mrs. Redding may feel that
she would like to be one of the invited,” continued
the elder Overton. “So, my dear, you see
that you will become of social consequence. Others
than Mrs. Redding, who have never even bowed to you
before, will now be calling on you.”
“I don’t want new friends
of that sort,” remarked Hal’s mother quietly.
“My dear, you’ll have
to be very agile if you expect to dodge all such new
friends,” laughed Hal’s father.
Since Hal had given the order the
orchestra had played several numbers. All of
the little dining party were now becoming rather impatient
for dinner.
“I guess our waiter doesn’t
like us very well,” half-grumbled Lieutenant
Hal.
“Very likely,” nodded
his father. “Of course you recognized the
waiter.”
“I can’t say, sir, that I did.”
“The waiter is Bunny Hepburn,
more than three years older than when you last saw
him,” replied Mr. Overton.
“Bunny Hepburn? The son
of that anarchist who spouts about man’s rights
in beer-gardens?” questioned Hal. “Hepburn
the man who is always trying to start strikes and
labor riots?”
“That’s the man, and Bunny
is a half-worthy son of the sire, I hear,” replied
Mr. Overton.
“Here comes Bunny now,” announced Mr.
Terry.
Bunny appeared, setting bread and
butter on the table, distributing knives, forks and
spoons at the places and filling the water glasses.
“Will you bring the first course
of our dinner right along now, waiter?” Hal
asked pleasantly.
“When I can,” came the
half surly reply. “You’ll have to
wait your turn with the other customers.”
“We expect to do that,”
Hal agreed, without resentment. “But we’ve
been waiting about forty minutes now, and many others
have been served who came in since we did.”
“You needn’t think you’re
running this restaurant,” sneered the waiter.
“By no means,” Hal agreed.
“But we are at least paying for our food, for
attendance and civility.”
“You’ll get all the attendance
you’re entitled to,” grumbled the waiter.
“Don’t think you own the earth. Soldiers
are no good.”
“A lot of people entertain that
opinion,” Hal answered quietly, turning his
back on the impudent waiter.
All might still have gone well, had
Bunny been content to drop it there. But, as
readers of the first volume in this series, “Uncle
Sam’s boys in the ranks,”
are aware, Bunny had been bred in contempt of the military
and of everything connected with it.
“You soldiers are nothing but
just a lot of cheap skates,” Bunny muttered
on bitterly. “You wear a uniform that is
nothing but the cheap livery of slavery to the wealthy,
and march under a flag that stands for nothing but
tyranny to the poor and down-trodden of humanity.”
This was almost word for word a copy
from the anarchistic speeches of Bunny’s father.
Lieutenant Hal’s face went white
as he wheeled once more in his chair and rose quickly.
Mrs. Overton had a momentary notion
that her son was going to knock Bunny down, and she
wouldn’t have blamed him if he had. But
Bunny quailed somewhat before the blazing light in
the young Army officer’s eyes.
“Stand back, waiter,”
ordered Hal quietly. Then, looking very tall and
dignified, Lieutenant Hal stepped across the restaurant,
going over to the desk, where the proprietor stood
chatting with the cashier.
“Are you being properly served?”
inquired Mr. Ralston, who had learned who this young
guest was.
“Not especially. I have
no personal complaint to make against the waiter,
but I shall feel greatly obliged if you can send us
a different man to wait on us.”
“With pleasure,” replied
Mr. Ralston promptly. “But you will be doing
me a genuine service, Mr. Overton, if you will tell
me in what way the present waiter has offended you.”
“He didn’t offend me personally,”
Hal replied quietly, “but he spoke disrespectfully
of the Flag I serve, and the uniform I am proud to
wear.”
“Thank you very much. Will
you tell me what the waiter said?”
Hal repeated the words accurately.
“I will send you another waiter,
Mr. Overton, and will see to it personally that you
are not again annoyed. I thank you for having
reported the matter to me.”
Hal returned to his seat. Bunny
had already vanished behind the swinging doors at
the rear. Mr. Ralston followed him out into the
cook’s domain.
“Peterson, I want you to wait
on Mr. Overton’s party,” called Mr. Ralston,
whereat Bunny started slightly. “And, Peterson,
I want you to serve and attend to their wants in your
best style.”
“Yes, sir,” replied Peterson, an older
waiter.
“Chef,” continued the
proprietor, “you will see to it that the delayed
dinner for the Overton party is served ahead of anything
else, and in your best style. Hepburn, come here!”
Bunny approached, a defiant scowl on his sulky face.
“Hepburn, I am told that you
grossly insulted the Flag and the Army uniform.”
“I didn’t,” retorted
Bunny, “but I won’t allow any of them tin-soldier
dudes to put it over me.”
“Your present language sufficiently
justifies the charge made against you,” replied
Mr. Ralston quietly. “This restaurant is
intended as a resort for ladies and gentlemen, and
all right-minded persons respect our Army and Navy
and those who serve their country.”
“I’ll tell you, right
now, I hain’t got any respect for them tin-soldiers,”
retorted Bunny defiantly.
“That will be all, Hepburn. Get out of
here!”
With that the proprietor turned on
his heel, leaving the cook’s domain. Bunny
was white with wrath. He tried to talk to some
of the other employes present, but none of them paid
any attention to him.
No effort did young Hepburn make to
get his street clothes until the head waiter brought
him back an envelope containing his wages.
“I’ll remain here until
I see you get out,” remarked the head waiter
coldly.
“You may wait a long time,” sneered Bunny.
“No, I won’t. If
you’re not out of here in a hurry I’ll
help you through the back door.”
Not until then did Bunny Hepburn realize
that he was actually discharged.
“Get out now,” ordered
the head waiter, looking as if he would be glad of
an opportunity to help the discharged one through the
back door.
“Oh, all right. I’ll
git,” snarled Bunny Hepburn, thrusting on his
hat and slouching out through the door. “But
I’ll get even with that cheap Army officer in
short order!”
Like some other inconsequential fellows
of his class, Bunny was usually a man of his word
in matters of revenge.