When the three trustees had been shown
in by the Rev. Mr. Ware, and had taken seats, an awkward
little pause ensued. The young minister looked
doubtingly from one face to another, the while they
glanced with inquiring interest about the room, noting
the pictures and appraising the furniture in their
minds.
The obvious leader of the party, Loren
Pierce, a rich quarryman, was an old man of medium
size and mean attire, with a square, beardless face
as hard and impassive in expression as one of his
blocks of limestone. The irregular, thin-lipped
mouth, slightly sunken, and shut with vice-like firmness,
the short snub nose, and the little eyes squinting
from half-closed lids beneath slightly marked brows,
seemed scarcely to attain to the dignity of features,
but evaded attention instead, as if feeling that they
were only there at all from plain necessity, and ought
not to be taken into account. Mr. Pierce’s
face did not know how to smile what was
the use of smiles? but its whole surface
radiated secretiveness. Portrayed on canvas by
a master brush, with a ruff or a red robe for masquerade,
generations of imaginative amateurs would have seen
in it vast reaching plots, the skeletons of a dozen
dynastic cupboards, the guarded mysteries of half
a century’s international diplomacy. The
amateurs would have been wrong again. There was
nothing behind Mr. Pierce’s juiceless countenance
more weighty than a general determination to exact
seven per cent for his money, and some specific notions
about capturing certain brickyards which were interfering
with his quarry-sales. But Octavius watched him
shamble along its sidewalks quite as the Vienna of
dead and forgotten yesterday might have watched Metternich.
Erastus Winch was of a breezier sort a
florid, stout, and sandy man, who spent most of his
life driving over evil country roads in a buggy, securing
orders for dairy furniture and certain allied lines
of farm utensils. This practice had given him
a loud voice and a deceptively hearty manner, to which
the other avocation of cheese-buyer, which he pursued
at the Board of Trade meetings every Monday afternoon,
had added a considerable command of persuasive yet
non-committal language. To look at him, still
more to hear him, one would have sworn he was a good
fellow, a trifle rough and noisy, perhaps, but all
right at bottom. But the County Clerk of Dearborn
County could have told you of agriculturists who knew
Erastus from long and unhappy experience, and who
held him to be even a tighter man than Loren Pierce
in the matter of a mortgage.
The third trustee, Levi Gorringe,
set one wondering at the very first glance what on
earth he was doing in that company. Those who
had known him longest had the least notion; but it
may be added that no one knew him well. He was
a lawyer, and had lived in Octavius for upwards of
ten years; that is to say, since early manhood.
He had an office on the main street, just under the
principal photograph gallery. Doubtless he was
sometimes in this office; but his fellow-townsmen saw
him more often in the street doorway, with the stairs
behind him, and the flaring show-cases of the photographer
on either side, standing with his hands in his pockets
and an unlighted cigar in his mouth, looking at nothing
in particular. About every other day he went off
after breakfast into the country roundabout, sometimes
with a rod, sometimes with a gun, but always alone.
He was a bachelor, and slept in a room at the back
of his office, cooking some of his meals himself,
getting others at a restaurant close by. Though
he had little visible practice, he was understood
to be well-to-do and even more, and people tacitly
inferred that he “shaved notes.”
The Methodists of Octavius looked upon him as a queer
fish, and through nearly a dozen years had never quite
outgrown their hebdomadal tendency to surprise at
seeing him enter their church. He had never,
it is true, professed religion, but they had elected
him as a trustee now for a number of terms, all the
same partly because he was their only lawyer,
partly because he, like both his colleagues, held
a mortgage on the church edifice and lot. In person,
Mr. Gorringe was a slender man, with a skin of a clear,
uniform citron tint, black waving hair, and dark gray
eyes, and a thin, high-featured face. He wore
a mustache and pointed chin-tuft; and, though he was
of New England parentage and had never been further
south than Ocean Grove, he presented a general effect
of old Mississippian traditions and tastes startlingly
at variance with the standards of Dearborn County Methodism.
Nothing could convince some of the elder sisters that
he was not a drinking man.
The three visitors had completed their
survey of the room now; and Loren Pierce emitted a
dry, harsh little cough, as a signal that business
was about to begin. At this sound, Winch drew
up his feet, and Gorringe untied a parcel of account-books
and papers that he held on his knee. Theron felt
that his countenance must be exhibiting to the assembled
brethren an unfortunate sense of helplessness in their
hands. He tried to look more resolute, and forced
his lips into a smile.
“Brother Gorringe allus
acts as Seckertary,” said Erastus Winch, beaming
broadly upon the minister, as if the mere mention of
the fact promoted jollity. “That’s
it, Brother Gorringe, take your seat at
Brother Ware’s desk. Mind the Dominie’s
pen don’t play tricks on you, an’ start
off writin’ out sermons instid of figgers.”
The humorist turned to Theron as the lawyer walked
over to the desk at the window. “I allus
have to caution him about that,” he remarked
with great joviality. “An’ do you
look out afterwards, Brother Ware, or else you’ll
catch that pen o’ yours scribblin’ lawyer’s
lingo in place o’ the Word.”
Theron felt bound to exhibit a grin
in acknowledgment of this pleasantry. The lawyer’s
change of position had involved some shifting of the
others’ chairs, and the young minister found
himself directly confronted by Brother Pierce’s
hard and colorless old visage. Its little eyes
were watching him, as through a mask, and under their
influence the smile of politeness fled from his lips.
The lawyer on his right, the cheese-buyer to the left,
seemed to recede into distance as he for the moment
returned the gaze of the quarryman. He waited
now for him to speak, as if the others were of no
importance.
“We are a plain sort o’
folks up in these parts,” said Brother Pierce,
after a slight further pause. His voice was as
dry and rasping as his cough, and its intonations
were those of authority. “We walk here,”
he went on, eying the minister with a sour regard,
“in a meek an’ humble spirit, in the straight
an’ narrow way which leadeth unto life.
We ain’t gone traipsin’ after strange
gods, like some people that call themselves Methodists
in other places. We stick by the Discipline an’
the ways of our fathers in Israel. No new-fangled
notions can go down here. Your wife’d better
take them flowers out of her bunnit afore next Sunday.”
Silence possessed the room for a few
moments, the while Theron, pale-faced and with brows
knit, studied the pattern of the ingrain carpet.
Then he lifted his head, and nodded it in assent.
“Yes,” he said; “we will do nothing
by which our ’brother stumbleth, or is offended,
or is made weak.’”
Brother Pierce’s parchment face
showed no sign of surprise or pleasure at this easy
submission. “Another thing: We don’t
want no book-learnin’ or dictionary words in
our pulpit,” he went on coldly. “Some
folks may stomach ’em; we won’t.
Them two sermons o’ yours, p’r’aps
they’d do down in some city place; but they’re
like your wife’s bunnit here, they’re
too flowery to suit us. What we want to hear is
the plain, old-fashioned Word of God, without any
palaver or ’hems and ha’s. They tell
me there’s some parts where hell’s treated
as played-out where our ministers don’t
like to talk much about it because people don’t
want to hear about it. Such preachers ought to
be put out. They ain’t Methodists at all.
What we want here, sir, is straight-out, flat-footed
hell the burnin’ lake o’ fire
an’ brim-stone. Pour it into ’em,
hot an’ strong. We can’t have too
much of it. Work in them awful deathbeds of Voltaire
an’ Tom Paine, with the Devil right there in
the room, reachin’ for ‘em, an’
they yellin’ for fright; that’s what fills
the anxious seat an’ brings in souls hand over
fist.”
Theron’s tongue dallied for
an instant with the temptation to comment upon these
old-wife fables, which were so dear to the rural religious
heart when he and I were boys. But it seemed wiser
to only nod again, and let his mentor go on.
“We ain’t had no trouble
with the Free Methodists here,” continued Brother
Pierce, “jest because we kept to the old paths,
an’ seek for salvation in the good old way.
Everybody can shout ‘Amen!’ as loud and
as long as the Spirit moves him, with us. Some
one was sayin’ you thought we ought to have
a choir and an organ. No, sirree! No such
tom-foolery for us! You’ll only stir up
feelin’ agin yourself by hintin’ at such
things. And then, too, our folks don’t take
no stock in all that pack o’ nonsense about
science, such as tellin’ the age of the earth
by crackin’ up stones. I’ve b’en
in the quarry line all my life, an’ I know it’s
all humbug! Why, they say some folks are goin’
round now preachin’ that our grandfathers were
all monkeys. That comes from departin’
from the ways of our forefathers, an puttin’
in organs an’ choirs, an’ deckin’
our women-folks out with gewgaws, an’ apin’
the fashions of the worldly. I shouldn’t
wonder if them kind did have some monkey blood in
’em. You’ll find we’re a different
sort here.”
The young minister preserved silence
for a little, until it became apparent that the old
trustee had had his say out. Even then he raised
his head slowly, and at last made answer in a hesitating
and irresolute way.
“You have been very frank,”
he said. “I am obliged to you. A clergyman
coming to a new charge cannot be better served than
by having laid before him a clear statement of the
views and and spiritual tendencies of
his new flock, quite at the outset. I feel it
to be of especial value in this case, because I am
young in years and in my ministry, and am conscious
of a great weakness of the flesh. I can see how
daily contact with a people so attached to the old,
simple, primitive Methodism of Wesley and Asbury may
be a source of much strength to me. I may take
it,” he added upon second thought, with an inquiring
glance at Mr. Winch, “that Brother Pierce’s
description of our charge, and its tastes and needs,
meets with your approval?”
Erastus Winch nodded his head and
smiled expansively. “Whatever Brother Pierce
says, goes!” he declared. The lawyer, sitting
behind at the desk by the window, said nothing.
“The place is jest overrun with
Irish,” Brother Pierce began again. “They’ve
got two Catholic churches here now to our one, and
they do jest as they blamed please at the Charter
elections. It’d be a good idée to
pitch into Catholics in general whenever you can.
You could make a hit that way. I say the State
ought to make ’em pay taxes on their church
property. They’ve no right to be exempted,
because they ain’t Christians at all. They’re
idolaters, that’s what they are! I know
’em! I’ve had ‘em in my quarries
for years, an’ they ain’t got no idée
of decency or fair dealin’. Every time
the price of stone went up, every man of ’em
would jine to screw more wages out o’ me.
Why, they used to keep account o’ the amount
o’ business I done, an’ figger up my profits,
an’ have the face to come an’ talk to
me about ’em, as if that had anything to do
with wages. It’s my belief their priests
put ’em up to it. People don’t begin
to reelize that church of idolatry ‘ll
be the ruin o’ this country, if it ain’t
checked in time. Jest you go at ’em hammer
‘n’ tongs! I’ve got Eyetalians
in the quarries now. They’re sensible fellows:
they know when they’re well off a
dollar a day, an’ they’re satisfied, an’
everything goes smooth.”
“But they’re Catholics,
the same as the Irish,” suddenly interjected
the lawyer, from his place by the window. Theron
pricked up his ears at the sound of his voice.
There was an anti-Pierce note in it, so to speak,
which it did him good to hear. The consciousness
of sympathy began on the instant to inspire him with
courage.
“I know some people say
they are,” Brother Pierce guardedly retorted
“but I’ve summered an’ wintered both
kinds, an’ I hold to it they’re different.
I grant ye, the Eyetalians are some given to jabbin’
knives into each other, but they never git up strikes,
an’ they don’t grumble about wages.
Why, look at the way they live jest some
weeds an’ yarbs dug up on the roadside, an’
stewed in a kettle with a piece o’ fat the size
o’ your finger, an’ a loaf o’ bread,
an’ they’re happy as a king. There’s
some sense in that; but the Irish, they’ve
got to have meat an’ potatoes an’ butter
jest as if as if ”
“As if they’d b’en
used to ’em at home,” put in Mr. Winch,
to help his colleague out.
The lawyer ostentatiously drew up
his chair to the desk, and began turning over the
leaves of his biggest book. “It’s
getting on toward noon, gentlemen,” he said,
in an impatient voice.
The business meeting which followed
was for a considerable time confined to hearing extracts
from the books and papers read in a swift and formal
fashion by Mr. Gorringe. If this was intended
to inform the new pastor of the exact financial situation
in Octavius, it lamentably failed of its purpose.
Theron had little knowledge of figures; and though
he tried hard to listen, and to assume an air of comprehension,
he did not understand much of what he heard.
In a general way he gathered that the church property
was put down at $12,000, on which there was a debt
of $4,800. The annual expenses were $2,250, of
which the principal items were $800 for his salary,
$170 for the rent of the parsonage, and $319 for interest
on the debt. It seemed that last year the receipts
had fallen just under $2,000, and they now confronted
the necessity of making good this deficit during the
coming year, as well as increasing the regular revenues.
Without much discussion, it was agreed that they should
endeavor to secure the services of a celebrated “debt-raiser,”
early in the autumn, and utilize him in the closing
days of a revival.
Theron knew this “debt-raiser,”
and had seen him at work a burly, bustling,
vulgar man who took possession of the pulpit as if
it were an auctioneer’s block, and pursued the
task of exciting liberality in the bosoms of the congregation
by alternating prayer, anecdote, song, and cheap buffoonery
in a manner truly sickening. Would it not be
preferable, he feebly suggested, to raise the money
by a festival, or fair, or some other form of entertainment
which the ladies could manage?
Brother Pierce shook his head with
contemptuous emphasis. “Our women-folks
ain’t that kind,” he said. “They
did try to hold a sociable once, but nobody came,
and we didn’t raise more ’n three or four
dollars. It ain’t their line. They
lack the worldly arts. As the Discipline commands,
they avoid the evil of putting on gold and costly
apparel, and taking such diversions as cannot be used
in the name of the Lord Jesus.”
“Well of course if
you prefer the ’debt-raiser’ ”
Theron began, and took the itemized account from Gorringe’s
knee as an excuse for not finishing the hateful sentence.
He looked down the foolscap sheet,
line by line, with no special sense of what it signified,
until his eye caught upon this little section of the
report, bracketed by itself in the Secretary’s
neat hand:
Interest charge.
First mortgage (1873) .. $1,000 ...
(E. Winch) @7.. $ 70 Second mortgage
(1776).. 1,700 ... (L. Gorringe) @6.. 102 Third
mortgage (1878)... 2,100 ... (L. Pierce) @7..
147 - -- $4,800
$319
It was no news to him that the three
mortgages on the church property were held by the
three trustees. But as he looked once more, another
feature of the thing struck him as curious.
“I notice that the rates of
interest vary,” he remarked without thinking,
and then wished the words unsaid, for the two trustees
in view moved uneasily on their seats.
“Oh, that’s nothing,”
exclaimed Erastus Winch, with a boisterous display
of jollity. “It’s only Brother Gorringe’s
pleasant little way of making a contribution to our
funds. You will notice that, at the date of all
these mortgages, the State rate of interest was seven
per cent. Since then it’s b’en lowered
to six. Well, when that happened, you see, Brother
Gorringe, not being a professin’ member, and
so not bound by our rules, he could just as well as
not let his interest down a cent. But Brother
Pierce an’ me, we talked it over, an’ we
made up our minds we were tied hand an’ foot
by our contract. You know how strong the Discipline
lays it down that we must be bound to the letter of
our agreements. That bein’ so, we seen
it in the light of duty not to change what we’d
set our hands to. That’s how it is, Brother
Ware.”
“I understand,” said Theron,
with an effort at polite calmness of tone. “And is
there anything else?”
“There’s this,”
broke in Brother Pierce: “we’re commanded
to be law-abiding people, an’ seven per cent
was the law an’ would be now if them ragamuffins
in the Legislation ”
“Surely we needn’t go
further into that,” interrupted the minister,
conscious of a growing stiffness in his moral spine.
“Have we any other business before us?”
Brother Pierce’s little eyes
snapped, and the wrinkles in his forehead deepened
angrily. “Business?” he demanded.
“Yes, plenty of it. We’ve got to
reduce expenses. We’re nigh onto $300 behind-hand
this minute. Besides your house-rent, you get
$800 free an’ clear that is $15.38
every week, an’ only you an’ your wife
to keep out of it. Why, when I was your age,
young man, and after that too, I was glad to get $4
a week.”
“I don’t think my salary
is under discussion, Mr. Pierce ”
“Brother Pierce!”
suggested Winch, in a half-shuckling undertone.
“Brother Pierce, then!”
echoed Theron, impatiently. “The Quarterly
Conference and the Estimating Committee deal with that.
The trustees have no more to do with it than the man
in the moon.”
“Come, come, Brother Ware,”
put in Erastus Winch, “we mustn’t have
no hard feelin’s. Brotherly love is what
we’re all lookin’ after. Brother
Pierce’s meanin’ wasn’t agin your
drawin’ your full salary, every cent of it,
only only there are certain little things
connected with the parsonage here that we feel you
ought to bear. F’r instance, there’s
the new sidewalk we had to lay in front of the house
here only a month ago. Of course, if the treasury
was flush we wouldn’t say a word about it.
An’ then there’s the gas bill here.
Seein’ as you get your rent for nothin’,
it don’t seem much to ask that you should see
to lightin’ the place yourself.”
“No, I don’t think that
either is a proper charge upon me,” interposed
Theron. “I decline to pay them.”
“We can have the gas shut off,”
remarked Brother Pierce, coldly.
“As soon as you like,”
responded the minister, sitting erect and tapping
the carpet nervously with his foot. “Only
you must understand that I will take the whole matter
to the Quarterly Conference in July. I already
see a good many other interesting questions about
the financial management of this church which might
be appropriately discussed there.”
“Oh, come, Brother Ware!”
broke in Trustee Winch, with a somewhat agitated assumption
of good-feeling. “Surely these are matters
we ought to settle amongst ourselves. We never
yet asked outsiders to meddle with our business here.
It’s our motto, Brother Ware. I say, if
you’ve got a motto, stand by it.”
“Well, my motto,” said
Theron, “is to be behaved decently to by those
with whom I have to deal; and I also propose to stand
by it.”
Brother Pierce rose gingerly to his
feet, with the hesitation of an old man not sure about
his knees. When he had straightened himself, he
put on his hat, and eyed the minister sternly from
beneath its brim.
“The Lord gives us crosses grievous
to our natur’,” he said, “an’
we’re told to bear ’em cheerfully as long
as they’re on our backs; but there ain’t
nothin’ said agin our unloadin’ ’em
in the ditch the minute we git the chance. I
guess you won’t last here more ’n a twelvemonth.”
He pulled his soft and discolored
old hat down over his brows with a significantly hostile
nod, and, turning, stumped toward the hall-door without
offering to shake hands.
The other trustees had risen likewise,
in tacit recognition that the meeting was over.
Winch clasped the minister’s hand in his own
broad, hard palm, and squeezed it in an exuberant
grip. “Don’t mind his little ways,
Brother Ware,” he urged in a loud, unctuous whisper,
with a grinning backward nod: “he’s
a trifle skittish sometimes when you don’t give
him free rein; but he’s all wool an’ a
yard wide when it comes to right-down hard-pan religion.
My love to Sister Ware;” and he followed the
senior trustee into the hall.
Mr. Gorringe had been tying up his
books and papers. He came now with the bulky
parcel under his arm, and his hat and stick in the
other hand. He could give little but his thumb
to Theron to shake. His face wore a grave expression,
and not a line relaxed as, catching the minister’s
look, he slowly covered his left eye in a deliberate
wink.
“Well? and how did
it go off?” asked Alice, from where she knelt
by the oven door, a few minutes later.
For answer, Theron threw himself wearily
into the big old farm rocking-chair on the other side
of the stove, and shook his head with a lengthened
sigh.
“If it wasn’t for that
man Gorringe of yours,” he said dejectedly, “I
think I should feel like going off and learning
a trade.”