On the following afternoon, among
the Sunday throng in the Metropolitan Museum of Art,
a slender young man of inconsiderable stature, alert
as to movement, but with an expression of absent dreaming,
might have been observed giving special attention
to the articles in those rooms devoted to ancient
Egypt. Doubtless, however, no one did observe
him more than casually, for, though of singularly
erect carriage, he was garbed inconspicuously in neutral
tints, and his behaviour was never such as to divert
attention from the surrounding spoils of the archaeologist.
Had his mind been as an open book,
he would surely have become a figure of interest.
His mental attitude was that of a professional beau
of acknowledged preeminence; he was comparing the
self at home in the mummy case with the remnants of
defunct Pharaohs here exposed under glass, and he
was sniffing, in spirit, at their lack of kingly dignity
and their inferior state of preservation. Their
wooden cases were often marred, faded, and broken.
Their shrouding linen was frayed and stained.
Their features were unimpressive and, in too many
instances, shockingly incomplete. They looked
very little like kings, and the laudatory recitals
of their one-time greatness, translated for the contemporary
eye, seemed to be only the vapourings of third-class
pugilists.
Sneering openly at a damaged Pharaoh
of the fourth dynasty, he reflected that some day
he would confer upon that museum a relic transcending
all others. He saw it enshrined in a room by
itself; it should never be demeaned by association
with those rusty cadávers he saw about him.
This would be when he had passed on to another body,
in accordance with the law of Karma. He would
leave a sum to the museum authorities, specifically
to build this room, and to it would come thousands,
for a glimpse of the superior Ram-tah, last king of
the pre-dynastic period, surviving in a state calculated
to impress every beholder with his singular merits.
Ram-tah, cheated of his place in history’s pantheon,
should here at last come into his own; serene, beauteous,
majestic, looking every inch a king, where mere Pharaohs
looked like like the coffee-stained, untidy
fragments they were.
He left the place in a tolerant mood.
He had weighed himself with the other great dead of
the world.
That night he sat again before this
old king, staring until he lost himself, staring as
he had before stared into the depths of his shell.
The shell, when he had looked steadily at it for a
long time, had always seemed to put him in close touch
with unknown forces. He had once tried to explain
this to his Aunt Clara, who understood nearly everything,
but his effort had been clumsy enough and had brought
her no enlightenment. “You look into it and
it makes you feel!” was all he had been
able to tell her.
But the shell was now discarded for
the puissant person of Ram-tah. The message was
more pointed. He drew power from the old dead
face that yet seemed so living. He was himself
a wise and good king. No longer could he play
the coward before trivial adversities. He would
direct large affairs; he would live big. Never
again would he be afraid of death or Breede or policemen
or the mockery of his fellows or women!
He might still avoid the latter, but not in terror;
only in a dignified dread lest they talk and spoil
it all.
He would choose, in due time, a worthy
consort, and a certain Crown Prince would, in further
due time, startle the world with his left-handed pitching.
It was a prospect all golden to dream upon. His
spirit grew tall and its fibre toughened.
To be sure, he did not achieve a kingly
disregard for public opinion all in one day.
There was the matter of that scarlet cravat. Monday
morning he excavated it from the bottom of the trunk,
where it lay beside “Napoleon, Man and Lover.”
He even adjusted it, carelessly pretending that it
was just any cravat, the first that had come to hand.
But its colour was still too alarming. It so
he usually thought of the great Ram-tah would
have worn the cravat without a tremor, but It had been
born a king. One glance at the thing about his
neck had vividly recalled the awkward circumstance
that, to the world at large, he was still Bunker Bean,
a youth incapable of flaunt or flourish.
Let it not be thought, however, that
his new growth showed no result above ground.
He purchased and wore that very morning a cravat not
entirely red, it is true, but one distinguished by
a narrow red stripe on a backing of bronze, which
the clerk who manoeuvred the sale assured him was
“tasty.” Also he commanded a suit
of clothes of a certain light check in which the Bean
of uninspired days would never have braved public
scrutiny. Such were the immediate and actual fruits
of Ram-tah’s influence.
There were other effects, perhaps
more subtle. Performing his accustomed work for
Breede that day, he began to study his employer from
the kingly, or Ram-tah, point of view. He conceived
that Breede in the time of Ram-tah would have been
a steward, a keeper of the royal granaries, a dependable
accountant; a good enough man in his lowly station,
but one who could never rise. His laxness in
the manner of dress was seen to be ingrained, an incurable
defect of soul. In the time of Ram-tah he had
doubtless worn the Egyptian equivalent for detached
cuffs, and he would be doing the like for a thousand
incarnations to come. All too plainly Breede’s
Karmic future promised little of interest. His
degree of ascent in the human scale was hardly perceptible.
Bean was pleased at this thought.
It left him in a fine glow of superiority and sharpened
his relish for the mad jest of their present attitudes a
jest demanding that he seem to be Breede’s subordinate.
Naturally, this was a situation that
would not long endure. It was too preposterous.
Money came not only to kings but to the kingly.
He troubled as little about details as would have
any other king. Were there not steel kings, and
iron kings, railway kings, oil kings money
kings? He thought it was not unlikely that he
would first engage the world’s notice as an
express king. He had received those fifty shares
of stock from Aunt Clara and regarded them as a presage
of his coming directorship. But he took no pride
in this thought. Baseball was to be his life
work. He would own one major-league team, at least;
perhaps three or four. He would be known as the
baseball king, and the world would forget his petty
triumphs as a director of express.
He deemed it significant that the
present directors of that same Federal Express Company
one day held a meeting in Breede’s office.
It showed, he thought, how life “worked around.”
The thing was coming to his very door. With considerable
interest he studied the directors as they came and
went. Most of them, like Breede, were men whose
wealth the daily press had a habit of estimating in
rotund millions. He regarded them knowingly,
thinking he could tell them something that might surprise
them. But they passed him, all unheeding, moneyed-looking
men of good round girth, who seemed to have found
the dollar-game worth while.
The most of them, he was glad to note,
were in dress slightly more advanced than Breede.
One of them, a small but important-looking old gentleman
with a purple face and a white parted beard, became
on the instant Bean’s ideal for correctness.
From his gray spats to his top-hat, he was “dignified
yet different,” although dressing, for example,
in a more subdued key than Bulger. Yet he was
a constantly indignant looking old gentleman, and
Bean guessed that he would be a trouble-maker on any
board of directors. It seemed to him that he would
like to take this person’s place on the board;
oust him in spite of his compelling garments.
And Breede would know then that he
was something more than a machine. On the whole,
he felt sorry for Breede at times. Perhaps he
would let him have a little of the baseball stock.
So he sat and dreamed of his great
past and of his brilliant future. Perhaps, after
all, Bean as the blind poet had been not the least
authentic of Balthasar’s visions.
And inevitably he encountered the
flapper in this dreaming; “Chubbins,”
he liked to call her. More and more he was suspecting
that Tommy Hollins was not the man for Chubbins.
He would prefer to see her the bride of an older man,
two or three, or even four, years older, who was settled
in life. A young girl a young girl’s
parents couldn’t be too careful!
He was not for many days at a time
deprived of the sight of the young girl in question.
She had formed a habit of calling for her father at
the close of his day’s hard work. And she
did not wait for him in the big car; she sat in his
office, where, after she had inquired solicitously
about his poor foot, she settled her gaze upon Bean.
And Bean no longer evaded this gaze. She was
a clever, attractive little thing and he liked her
well. He thought of things he would tell her for
her own good at the first opportunity.
He wondered guiltily when Breede’s
next attack might be expected, and he had a lively
impression that the flapper, too, was more curious
than alarmed about this. He seemed to feel that
she was actually wishing to be told things by him
for her own good.
However that may be, his next summons
to the country place came without undue delay, and
it is not at all improbable that Breede fell a victim
to what the terminology of one of our most popular
cults identifies as “malicious animal magnetism.”
On this occasion he was not oppressed
by those attentions which the flapper and Grandma,
the Demon, still bestowed upon him. Where he had
once fled, he now put himself in the way of them.
He listened with admirably simulated interest to Grandma’s
account of the suffrage play for which she was rehearsing.
She was to appear in the mob scene. He was certain
she would lend vivacity to any mob. But he was
glad that the flapper was not to appear. Voting
and smashing windows were bad enough.
He tried at first to talk to the flapper
about Tommy Hollins, whom he airily designated as
“that Hollins boy”. It seemed to be
especially needed, because the Hollins boy arrived
after breakfast every day and left only in the late
afternoon. But the flapper declined nevertheless
to consider him as meat for serious converse.
Bean considered that this was sheer
flirting, whereupon he flung principle to the winds
and flirted himself.
“You show signs of life,”
declared Grandma, who was quick to note this changed
demeanor. And Bean smirked like a man of the world.
“She never set her mind on anything
yet that she didn’t get it,” added Grandma,
naming no one. “She’s like her father
there.”
And Bean strolled off to enjoy a vision
of himself defeating her purpose to ensnare the Hollins
youth. Once he would have considered it crass
presumption, but that was before a certain sarcophagus
on the left bank of the Nile had been looted of its
imperial occupant. Now he merely recalled a story
about a King Cophetua and a beggar maid. It was
a comparison that would have intensely interested
the flapper’s mother, who was this time regarding
Bean through her glazed weapon as if he were some
queer growth the head gardener had brought from the
conservatory.
Grandma deftly probed his past for
affairs of the heart. She pointedly had him alone,
and her intimation was that he might talk freely, as
to a woman of understanding and broad sympathy.
But Bean made a wretched mess of it.
Certainly there had been “affairs.”
There was the girl in Chicago, two doors down the
street, whom he had once taken to walk in the park,
but only once, because she talked; the girl in the
business college who had pretty hair and always smiled
when she looked at him; and another who, he was almost
sure, had sent him an outspoken valentine; yes, there
had been plenty of girls, but he hadn’t bothered
much about them.
And Grandma, plainly incredulous,
averred that he was too deep for her. Bean was
on the point of inventing a close acquaintance with
an actress, which he considered would be scandalous
enough to compel a certain respect he seemed to find
lacking in the old lady, but he saw quickly that she
would confuse and trip him with a few questions.
He was obliged to content himself with looking the
least bit smug when she said:
“You’re a deep one too deep
for me!”
He tried hard to look deep and at
least as depraved as the conventions of good society
seemed to demand.
He was beginning to enjoy the sinful
thing. The girl was of course plighted to the
Hollins boy, and yet she was putting herself in his
way. Very well! He would teach her the danger
of playing with fire. He would bring all of his
arts and wiles to bear. True, in behaving thus
he was conscious of falling below the moral standards
of a wise and good king who had never stooped to baseness
of any sort. But he was now living in a different
age, and somehow
“I’m a dual nature,”
he thought. And he applied to himself another
phrase he seemed to recall from his reading of magazine
stories.
“I’ve got the artistic
temper!” This, he gathered, was held to explain,
if not to justify, many departures from the conventional
in affairs of the heart. It was a kind of licensed
madness. Endowed with the “artistic temper,”
you were not held accountable when you did things that
made plain people gasp. That was it! That
was why he was carrying on with Tommy Hollins’
girl, and not caring what happened.
In his times of leisure they walked
through the shaded aisles of those too well-kept grounds,
or they sat in seats of twisted iron and honored the
setting sun with their notice. They did not talk
much, yet they were acutely aware of each other.
Sometimes the silence was prolonged to awkwardness,
and one of them would jestingly offer a penny for the
other’s thoughts. This made a little talk,
but not much, and sometimes increased the awkwardness;
it was so plain that what they were thinking of could
not be told for money.
They did tell their wonderful ages
and their full names and held their hands side by
side to note the astonishing differences between the
“lines.” A palmist had revealed something
quite amazing to the flapper, but she refused to tell
what it was, with a significance that left Bean in
a tumultuous and pleasurable whirl of cowardice.
Their hands flew apart rather self-consciously.
Bean felt himself a scoundrel “leading
on” a young thing like that who was engaged to
another. It was flirting of the most reprehensible
sort. But there was his dual nature; a strain
of the errant Corsican had survived to debauch him.
And if she didn’t want to be
“led on,” he thought indignantly, why did
she so persistently put herself in the way of it?
She was always there! Serve her right, then!
Serve the Hollins boy right, too!
Grandma eyed them shrewdly with her
Demon’s glance of questioning, but did nothing
to keep them apart. On the contrary, she would
often brazenly leave them together after conducting
them to remote nooks. She made no flimsy excuses.
She seemed indifferent to the fate of this tender
bud left at the mercy of one whom she affected to regard
as a seasoned roue.
There were four days of this regrettable
philandering. On the fifth Breede manifested
alarming symptoms of recovery. He ceased to be
the meek man he was under actual suffering, and was
several times guilty of short-worded explosions that
should never have reached the ears of good women.
Said the flapper in tones of genuine dismay that evening:
“I’m afraid Pops is going to be well enough
to go to town to-morrow!”
Even Grandma, pacing a bit of choice
turf near at hand, rehearsing her lines in the mob
scene, was shocked at this.
“You are a selfish little pig!” she called.
“But he will have to
go away, if Pops goes,” said the flapper, in
magnificent extenuation.
The words told. Grandma seemed to see things
in a new light.
“You come with me,” she commanded; “both
of you.”
Ahead of them she led the way to that
pergola where Bean had once overheard their talk.
“Sit down,” said Grandma, and herself
sat between them.
“You are a couple of children,”
she began accusingly. “Why, when I was
your age ” She broke off suddenly,
and for some moments stared into the tracery of vines.
“When I was your age,”
she began once more, but in a curiously altered voice “Lord!
What a time of years!” She spoke slowly, softly,
as one who would evoke phantoms. “Why,
at your age,” she turned slightly to the flapper,
“I’d been married two years, and your father
was crawling about under my feet as I did the housework.”
She was still looking intently ahead
to make her vision alive.
“What a time of years, and how
different! Sixty years ago why, it
seems farther back than Noah’s ark. The
log cabins in the little clearings, and people marrying
when they wanted to always early, and working
hard and raising big families. I was the only
girl, but I had nine brothers. And Jim, your
father’s father, my dear, I remember the very
moment he began to take notice of me, coming out of
the log church one Sabbath. He only looked at
me, that was all, and I had to pretend I didn’t
know. Then he came nights and sat in front of
the big open fire, with all of us, at first.
But after a little, the others would climb up the ladder
to the loft and leave us, and we’d maybe eat
a mince pie that I’d made I was a
good cook at sixteen and there would be
a pitcher of cider, and outside, the wind would be
driving the snow against the tiny windowpanes I
can hear that sound now, and the sputtering of the
backlog, and Jim oh, well!” She waved
the scene back.
“When we were married, Jim had
his eighty acres all cleared, a yoke of nice fat steers,
a cow, two pigs, and a couple of sheep; not much, but
it seemed enough then. The furniture was home-made,
the table-ware was tin plates and pewter spoons and
horn-handled knives, and a set of real china that
Pa and Ma gave us that was for company and
a feather-bed and patch-work quilts I’d made,
and a long-barrelled rifle, and the best coon-dog,
Jim said, in the whole of York State. Oh, well!”
Bean became aware that the old lady
had grasped his hand, and he divined that she was
also holding a hand of the flapper.
“And my! such excitement you
never did see when little Jim came! We began
to save right off to send him to a good seminary.
We were going to make a preacher out of him; and see
the way he’s turned out! Lord, what would
his father make of this place and our little Jim, if
he was to come back?
“I lost him before he got to
see many changes in the world. I remember we
did go to a party in Fredonia one time, where a woman
from Buffalo wore a low-necked gown, and Jim never
got over it. He swore to the day of his death
that any woman who’d wear ‘a dug-out dress’
was a hussy. He didn’t know what the world
could be coming to, when they allowed such goings-on.
Poor Jim! I was still young when he went, and
of course but I couldn’t. I’d
had my man and I’d had my baby, and somehow I
was through. I wanted to learn more about the
world, and little Jim was growing up and had a nice
situation in the store at Fredonia, working early
and late, sleeping under the counter, and saving his
fifty dollars clear every year. I knew he’d
always provide for me Dear me! how I run
on! Where was I?”
Bean’s hand was released, and
Grandma rose to her feet, turning to look down upon
them.
“I forgot what I started to
say, but maybe it was this, that the world hasn’t
changed so much as folks often think. I get to
watching young people sometimes it seems
as if they were like the young people in my day, and
I think any young man that’s steady and decent
and has a good situation what I mean is
this, that he well, it depends on the girl,
as it always did.”
She turned and walked to the end of
the pergola, fifty feet away. There she threw
up a clenched fist and began to emit groans, cries
of hoarse rage and ragged phrases of abuse. She
was again rehearsing her lines in the mob scene of
the equal-suffrage play. At the head of her fellow
mobs-women, she hurled harsh epithets at the Prime
Minister of the oldest English-speaking nation on
earth. There seemed to be no escape for the Prime
Minister. They had him.
“We’ve broken windows,
we’ll break heads!” shouted the Demon,
and a gardener crossing the grounds might have been
seen to quicken his pace after one backward look.
The pair on the bench were inattentive.
They had instinctively drawn together, but they were
silent. In Bean’s mind was a confusion of
many matters: Breede sleeping under a counter people
in log-cabins getting married the best
coon-dog in York State a yoke of nice fat
steers
But beneath this was a sharpened consciousness
of the girl breathing at his side. She seemed
curiously to be waiting waiting! The
silence and their stillness became unbearable.
Something must break ... their breaths were too long
drawn. He got to his feet and the flapper was
unaccountably standing beside him. It was too
dark to see her face, but he knew that for once she
was not looking at him; for once that head was bent.
And then, preposterously, without volition, without
foreknowledge, he was holding her tightly in his arms;
holding her tightly and kissing her with a simple
directness that “Napoleon, Man and Lover,”
could never have bettered.
There is no record of Napoleon having studied jiu-jitsu.
For one frenzied moment he was out
of himself, a mere conquering male, unthinking, ruthless,
exigent. Then the sweet strange touch of her cheek
brought him back to the awful thing he had done.
His reason worked with a lightning quickness.
Terrified by his violence she would wrench herself
free and run screaming to the house. And then it
was too horrible!
He waited, breathless, for retribution.
The flapper did not wrench herself away. Slowly
he relaxed the embrace that had made a brute of him.
The flapper had not screamed. She was facing him
now, breathless herself. He put her a little
way from him; he wanted her to see it as he did.
The flapper drew a long and rather
catchy breath, then she adjusted a strand of hair
misplaced by his violence.
“I knew it!” she
began, in tones surprisingly cool. “I knew
it ever so long ago, from the very first moment!”
He tried to speak, but had no words.
His utterance was formless. “When did you
first know?” she persisted. She was patting
her hair into place with both hands.
He didn’t know; he didn’t
know that he knew now; but recalling her speech he
had overheard, he had the presence of mind to commit
a soulful perjury.
“From the very first,”
he lied glibly. “Something went over me just
like that. I can’t tell you how,
but I knew!”
“You made me so afraid of you,” confessed
the flapper.
“I never meant to, couldn’t help it.”
“I’m horribly shy, but I knew it had to
be. I felt powerless.”
“I know,” he sympathized.
“Our day has come!” roared
Grandma from out of the gloom. “We know
our rights! We’ve broken glass! We
break heads!” This was followed by “Ar!
Ar! Ar!” meant for sinister growls of rage.
It seemed to be the united voice of the mob.
They drew apart, once more self-conscious.
They walked slowly out, passed the mob scene, which
ignored them, and went with awkward little hesitations
up the wide walk to the Breede portal. To Bean’s
suddenly cooled eye, the vast gray house towered above
him as a menace. He had a fear that it might
fall upon him.
At the entrance they stood discreetly
apart. Bean wondered what he ought to say.
His sense of guilt was overwhelming. But the flapper
seemed clear-headed enough.
“You leave it to me,”
she said, as if he had confided his perplexity to
her. “Leave it all to me. I’ve
always managed.”
“Yes,” said Bean, meaning nothing whatever.
She made little movements that suggested
departure. She was regarding him now with the
old curious look that had puzzled him.
“You’re just as perfectly
nice as I knew you were,” she announced, with
an obvious pride in this bit of proved wisdom.
“Good-night!”
From a distance of five feet she bestowed
the little double-nod upon him and fled.
“Good-night!” he managed
to call after her. Then he was aware that he
had wanted to call her “Chubbins!” He liked
that name for her. If he could only have said
“Good-night, Chubbins ”
For that matter he basely wanted again
to but he thought with shame that he had
done enough for once. A pretty night’s work,
indeed! If Breede ever found it out
When he left with Breede in the morning,
she was on the tennis-court. Brazenly she engaged
in light conversation across the net with no other
than Thomas Hollins, Junior. She did not look
up as the car passed the court, though he knew that
she knew. Something in the poise of her head
told him that.
He didn’t wonder she couldn’t
face him in the light of day. He smiled bitterly,
in scorn for the betrayed Tommy.