The high debate was over, and Lord
Runnymede issued from the House, proud in his melancholy,
like a garrison withdrawing from a fortress with colours
flying and all the honours of war. He had sent
a messenger (he called him an “orderly”)
for his carriage. He might have telephoned, but
he disliked the Board-School voice that said “Number,
please!” and he still more disliked the idea
of a coachman speaking down a tube (as he imagined
it) into his ear. Not that he was opposed to inventions,
or the advance of science as such. He recognised
the necessity of progress, and had not openly reproached
his own sister when she instituted a motor in place
of her carriage. But for himself the two dark
bays were waiting heads erect, feet firmly
planted on the solid earth. For he loved horses,
and the Runnymede stables maintained the blood of King
Charles’s importations from Arabian chivalry.
Besides, what manners, what sense, could be expected
of a chauffeur, occupied with oily wheels and engines,
instead of living things and corn?
Some of the small crowd standing about
the gate recognised him as he came out, and one called
his name and said “What ho!” For his appearance
was fairly well known through political caricatures,
which usually represented him in plate-armour, holding
a spear, and wearing a coat-of-arms. He had once
instructed his secretary to write privately to an
editor pointing out that the caricaturist had committed
a gross error in heraldry; but in his heart he rather
enjoyed the pictures, and it was the duty of one of
his maids to stick them into a scrap-book, inscribed
with the proper dates, for the instruction and entertainment
of his descendants. In fact, he had lately been
found showing the book to a boy of three, who picked
out his figure by its long nose, and said “Granpa!”
with unerring decision.
But what was the good of son or grandchild
now? He had nothing to hand down to them but
the barren title, the old estate, and wealth safely
invested in urban land and financial enterprises which
his stockbroker recommended. Titles, estates,
and wealth were but shadows without the vitalising
breath of power. Cotton-spinners, boot-finishers,
purveyors of food at popular prices could now possess
such things, and they appeared to enjoy them.
There were people, he believed, satisfied with comfort,
amusements, rounds of visits, social ambitions, and
domestic or luxurious joys. But for a Runnymede
thus to decline would be worse than extinction.
For six centuries the Runnymedes had
served their country. Edward I had summoned one
of them to his “model Parliament,” and
the present lord could still spell out a word or two
of the ancient writ that hung framed in the hall at
Stennynge, with the royal seal attached. Two of
his ancestors had died by public violence (one killed
in battle, fighting for the Yorkists, who Lord Runnymede
inclined to think represented the Legitimist side;
the other executed under Elizabeth, apparently by
mistake), and regretting there were not more, he had
searched the records of the Civil Wars and the ’Forty-five
in vain. But never had a Runnymede failed in
Parliament, or the Council of the King, as he preferred
to call it; and their name had frequently appeared
among the holders of subordinate but dignified offices,
such as the Mastership of the Buckhounds, to which
special knowledge gave an honourable claim.
Trained from his first pony in political
tradition, and encouraged by every gamekeeper to follow
the footsteps of his ancestors, Lord Runnymede had
inevitably taken “Noblesse oblige” as his
private motto. But of what service was nobility
if its obligations were abolished? He sometimes
pictured with a shudder the fate of the surviving French
nobility retaining their titles by courtesy,
and compelled to fritter away their lives upon chateaux,
travelling, aeroplanes, or amatory intrigues, instead
of directing their wisdom and influence to the right
government of the State. The guillotine was better.
He could not imagine his descendants without a House
of Lords to sit in. Without the Lords, he was
indeed the last of the Runnymedes, and upon the scaffold
he might at least die worthy of his name.
Compromise he despised as the artifice
of lawyers and upstart politicians. It had been
a dagger in his heart to hear his leader speaking
of some readjustment between the two Houses as inevitable.
He denied the necessity, unless the readjustment augmented
the power of the Lords. Planting himself on Edward
I’s statute, he had vehemently maintained the
right of the Lords to control finance, though he was
willing to allow the commercial gentlemen in the Commons
the privilege of working out the figures of national
income and expenditure. He now regarded the threatened
creation of Peers as a gross insult to public decency.
Properly speaking, he protested, Peers cannot be created.
You might as well put terriers into kennels and call
them foxhounds. Now and then a distinguished
soldier or even a statesman could be ennobled without
much harm; and he supposed there was something to be
said for a learned man, and a writer or two, though
he preferred them to be childless. He had once
published a book himself, with the Runnymede arms
on the cover. But the thought of making Lords
by batches vulgarised the King’s majesty, and
reversed the order of nature. “Are we worse
than Chinamen,” he asked, “that we seek
to confer nobility on fellows sprung from unknown
forefathers?” The Archbishop of Canterbury had
appealed to the House to approach the question with
mutual consideration and respect, high public spirit
and common sense. But on such a question consideration
was dangerous, and common sense fatal. He wished
the Bishops had stuck to their own Convocation from
Plantagenet times, instead of intruding their inharmonious
white sleeves where they were not wanted. He
was sorry he had subscribed so handsomely to the restoration
of Stennynge Church. He ought to have ear-marked
his contribution for the Runnymede aisle.
Worse still, the Archbishop had mentioned
“the average voter in tramcar or railway train,”
and the words had called up a haunting vision of disgust.
He often said that he had no objection to the working
classes as such. He rather liked them. He
found them intelligent and unpretentious. He
could converse with them without effort, and they
always had the interest of sport in common. He
felt no depression in passing through the working
quarters of the city, and at Stennynge he was well
acquainted with all the cottagers and farmers alike.
In one family he had put out a puppy at walk; in another
he had let off a man who had poached a pheasant when
his wife was ill; in a third he had stood godfather
to the baby when the father was killed falling from
a stack. He felt a kind of warmth towards the
poor whenever he saw them upon his own estate.
But of the average voter, such as
the Archbishop described, he could not think without
pain and apprehension. Coming to London from any
part of the country, he always closed his eyes as
the train entered the suburbs. Those long rows
of monotonous little houses so decent, so
uneventful, so temporary oppressed him
like a physical disease. If he contemplated them,
they induced violent dyspepsia, such as he had once
incurred by visiting the Crystal Palace. The
consciousness that they were there, even as he passed
through tunnels, lowered his vitality until he reached
his town house or club in the centre of things.
Not even the considerable income he derived from land
on the outskirts of a large manufacturing town consoled
him for the horror of the town’s extension.
In those uniform houses in their railings,
their Venetian blinds, indiarubber plants, and stained-glass
panels to the doors he beheld the coming
degradation of his country. He saw them, like
great armies of white or red ants, creeping over the
land, devouring all that was beautiful in it, or ancient,
or redolent of grandeur. Bit by bit, street by
street, the ignoble, the tidy, the pettiness of the
parlour, was gaining upon splendour and renown, and
the anticipation of the change cast a foreboding sadness
over the beauty of his own ancestral home. It
tainted even his unuttered pride in his son, who had
been at Eton without expulsion, and served two years
in the Foot Guards without discredit. And now,
there was his grandson.
What future could be theirs?
Should a Runnymede sit in a House shorn of its prerogatives,
bound to impotence, reduced to a mere echo of popular
caprice, with hardly the delaying power of a chaperon
at a ball? Or should a son of his trot round
from door to door, seeking the suffrages of those
distressing suburbs at the polls a son whose
ancestry had known the favour of princes, and withstood
foes and traitors upon the field? Lord Runnymede
himself had never thought of election, even before
the House of Lords received him. Yet if you wanted
representatives, who was more truly representative
of his own estates and the interests of every soul
upon it interests identical with his own?
Who was more fit to control the country than a man
who had breathed the atmosphere of State from childhood,
and learnt history from the breast-plates, the swords,
the cloaks, the wigs, and the side-whisker portraits
of men whose very blood beat in his heart?
As the carriage went down Piccadilly,
he was overwhelmed with the darkness of the prospect.
He saw an ancient country staggering from side to
side on its road to ruin, while the hands which had
directed and steadied it for centuries lay bound or
idle. He saw coverts and meadows and cornfields
eaten away by desirable residences, angular garden
cities, and Socialist communities. He saw his
own Stennynge advertised for plots, and its relics
catalogued for a museum, while factories spouted smoke
from its lawns and shrubberies, and if a Runnymede
survived, he lived in a rough-cast villa, like an eagle
in a cage at the Zoo. The soul of all his ancestors
rose within him. Never should it happen while
he had a sword to draw. At least he could display
the courage of the fine old stock. If he submitted
to the degradation, he would feel himself a coward,
unfit for the position he and his fathers had occupied.
Let the enemy do their worst; they should find him
steady at his post. Before him lay one solemn
duty still to be performed for God and country.
The spirit of noble sacrifice was not dead. The
populace should see how an aristocrat still could die.
Come what might, he would vote against the third reading
of the Bill!
Dismounting from his carriage, he
approached the entrance-porch of his house with so
proud and resolute a bearing that three hatless working-girls
passing by, in white frocks, with arms interlaced,
all cried out “Percy!” as their ironic
manner is.