“What would you do, Bumpus,”
said Step Hen, after a while, “if you couldn’t
find a creek to wade in, with the fire all around you?”
“Well, d’ye know, I was
just athinkin’ about that same thing,”
replied the fat scout, who had thrown a blanket around
him, and not bothered dressing; and as he sat there
on a log he looked somewhat like a lazy Indian.
“I hope you came to some conclusion,”
observed Giraffe; “because, if we happen to
run across a conflagration to-morrow, when we’re
out hunting, it’ll be some comfort to me to
know, when I’m spinning along, that you’re
snug and safe behind, and not being devoured by the
flames.”
“Well, the only thing I could
think of,” Bumpus went on, soberly; “seeing
that a feller can’t sprout wings right away when
he needs the same; nor hatch up an aeroplane to carry
him out of the danger zone the only thing
for me to do would be to hunt around for a woodchuck’s
hole, and push in, feet first.”
There was a laugh at that remark,
which seemed to surprise Bumpus, for he looked with
elevated eyebrows at each of the others in turn.
“You seem to think I’m
joking,” he remarked, as if offended by the
levity.
“Well,” continued Giraffe,
“in the first place you’d possibly find
a heap of trouble discovering a woodchuck’s
hole in these Maine woods, especially when you were
in a big hurry; and then again, fancy the kind of
woodchuck that had a hole of a size to accommodate
you, Bumpus Hawtree!”
The fat boy sighed.
“That’s what I get all
along the line,” he declared. “There
ain’t no place in all this world for a feller
that’s nearly as round as he is tall. I
tell you I’m goin’ to find some
way of getting rid of all this superabundance of flesh,
if I have to walk it off by taking tremendous tramps.
Some people tell me it c’n be done by going hungry
a week or two at a time; but what’s the use
of living if you can’t eat, that’s what?
So I’m in a peck of trouble. Won’t
somebody tell me what to do?”
Of course, with such an open invitation,
they hastened to accomodate him; and if poor
Bumpus tried even a part of the numerous joking plans
offered for his consideration, he would soon have no
need for either food or energy, since they would,
as he declared, be “putting his wooden overcoat
on him.”
Finally, however, the boys began to
slip back once more into the tents, all but Giraffe,
who was to finish the night with Jim; although there
was hardly another hour now before daylight.
“Just suits me, boys!”
declared the tall scout, as he prepared to sit out
his turn as sentry; “you see, I can be thinking
over that knotty problem I’ve just got
to figure out before we leave this part of the country.
And I’ve an idea that I’m getting mighty
warm on that proposition now. Would sure had
it dead to rights, only for clumsy Bumpus tumbling
over me.”
But no one paid much attention to
what Giraffe was saying; they had by now grown so
accustomed to hearing him always promising great things
by “to-morrow” that it “went in
one ear, and came out of the other,” Davy Jones
said.
When the morning came, the camp became
a scene of activity. While some of the party
were busily engaged cooking a good breakfast and
it needed a lot to satisfy the healthy appetites of
six growing boys, not to mention two husky guides, others
were examining the tracks that had been found after
the fire.
And it was the universal opinion that
two prowlers had indeed started the fire with the
idea that the inmates of the camp, rushing out to
fight its spread, might get so far away that it would
leave the way open for the thieves to make a sweep
of any valuables left unguarded in that exciting hour.
Bumpus and Giraffe were making all
their preparations looking to their “sallying
forth,” as the latter termed it, “like
Don Quixote and Sancho Panza of old, determined to
do wonderful things.” Thad saw that they
felt as if they knew it all; and he realized that in
such a case advice was not desired, so he said nothing
about what they ought to take. If they forgot
anything, they must do without, and next time think
again.
Presently the two waved their hands
merrily to their chums, and started forth. Bumpus
looked like a well-laden, led animal as he trotted
along at the heels of the tall scout, who was to do
the piloting of the expedition.
“Don’t keep supper for
us if we’re late,” airily called back Bumpus.
“We may get further away than we can manage
in one day, and have to camp alone, like Thad and
Step Hen did. And if some of them old wolves pay
us a visit, they’ll wish they hadn’t.
Giraffe is toting his old heavy weight rifle; and
here I am with my new double-barreled gun, and fifty
shells. Ketch me gettin’ caught like Step
Hen did, with a few charges for my trusty weapon.
Good-bye, fellers! See you later!”
“Good-bye, and good luck!”
called out Davy Jones, waving his cap three times
to represent his idea as to the right kind of a send-off.
The hunters got along very well for
several miles, though Giraffe was forever forging
protests from Bumpus.
“What d’ye take me for,
Giraffe?” he would exclaim, as he caught up with
the waiting leader, and wiped the perspiration from
his brow, despite the fact that the day was pretty
cold. “You know I ain’t built on the
same lines as you; and in a case of this kind, the
one that c’n go faster just has to accommodate
himself to the pace of the slow one. You’re
the hare, and I’m like the poor old tortoise;
but please remember that the turtle came in winner
after all in the race. Not always to the swift,
you know, does the race go. I may beat you out
in the long run, with the endurance test. If
I’ve got anything at all, it’s grit.”
“Yes, you will,” sneered
Giraffe; but after the third stop he did moderate
his speed considerably; perhaps he was beginning to
get a little tired himself, and did not feel unwilling
to draw in a peg or two.
At noon they ate a cold lunch, for
they had come upon certain tracks that told Giraffe
there had been an animal of some kind there he
wished he knew how to tell what species it belonged
to, and just how long ago the tracks had been made.
“And mark me, Bumpus,”
he said impressively, “I’m going to learn
all those kind of things right away, as soon as I
can take my mind off this pesky fire puzzle.
I c’n see how handy it is to be able to read
signs when you’re off huntin’. Why,
when we start to follerin’ these here tracks,
after we’ve eaten our grub, how on earth do we
know whether they were made a week ago; or if some
cow broke loose from a backwoods home up here, and
wandered this way. A nice pair of chumps we’d
be, wouldn’t we, if we went and shot up a pet
cow, and had to pay damages? I reckon the boys’d
never got over the joke.”
“That’s just what I was
thinking myself, Giraffe,” agreed the other,
as he sat down beside the tall scout on a fallen tree,
and took out the lunch from his haversack, for he
had carried it all morning, and Giraffe had let him,
too; “if we’re going in for this scouting
business, we ought to swallow the whole business.
Now, as for learning things connected with the woods,
where could you find any fellers better qualified
to put us straight than we’ve got in Thad and
Allan? What one don’t know, the other sure
does. I’m bound to learn the game.
Owning this dandy gun has given me a new idea.
I used to say ’oh! what’s the use of bothering,
when you’ve got somebody else to do your thinking
for you?’ But now I begin to see that you can’t
always depend on others. Right here is a case
in point.”
As their minds ran about in the same
channel the two boys managed to get along splendidly.
Their little differences of the past were, for the
time being at least, quite forgotten; and they seemed
drawn toward each other as two comrades should be.
But both began to complain because
thus far neither of them had had occasion to make
use of their gun. If this was a game country,
why was it two such industrious hunters did not get
a crack at something, whether a deer, a moose, or
even a fox anything would have been welcome
as a change from the monotony.
Perhaps Giraffe would have been surprised
if told that he and the puffing Bumpus made quite
too much noise to prevent any wary and timid deer
from staying within a quarter of a mile of them.
And also that often they were doing their hunting
“down the wind,” so that their scent at
such times was carried to the nostrils of the suspicious
game long before the hunters came in sight.
Finally they came across some partridges,
and Bumpus managed to bag a couple with two shots
from his new gun. He was greatly elated by the
success attending his efforts, even though Giraffe
did mention something about the birds insisting on
remaining on the branch of that tree so long that
they must either have been frozen there, or else wanted
to commit suicide.
“Well, they came to the right
place, then,” said Bumpus, sturdily, as he crammed
new shells in his gun; “I’m the feller
to help every partridge and deer pass over the divide,
that feels like going. Bring on your game; now
we’re going some!”
But as the afternoon began to wane
they had a shot at nothing else, though once Giraffe
became excited, and declared he had caught a glimpse
of a deer making off in the distance.
“Now, ain’t it a shame,”
he went on to say, “how that deer just knew we
were coming? Seems like somebody went ahead with
a trumpet, and announced that two hunters were on
the trail. After that they all hike out.
But seems to me it’s getting some cold right
now, Bumpus. My fingers begin to tingle.”
“Told you to wear the old mitts
Step Hen offered you, but you sneered at the idea.
I’m feeling pretty cold myself, considerin’
that I’m on the move all the time. Say,
where are we anyhow, and how far from the camp?”
Giraffe looked blankly at Bumpus.
“Here’s the compass, and
we c’n see which way is north, all right.
Then east is off that way on the right, south around
yonder, and west here. But where in the dickens
is that camp, south, north or east? Honest, Bumpus,
I don’t know!”
“No more do I, Giraffe,”
replied the other. “And d’ye know,
this makes me think of that Injun that got lost, and
was found, half starved, by some white men; but he
was too proud to admit his little shortcoming; so
when they asked him if he hadn’t kinder managed
to get twisted in his bearings, he slaps his breast
with his hand, take a pose like this, and says he:
‘Injun not lost; wigwam lost; Injun here!’
And we’re like that Injun, Giraffe; oh! no,
we’re not lost one little bit, because we know
we’re here. But I just can’t amble
on any longer. Suppose we stop and camp.
These partridges will taste prime. Yum! yum, can’t
get at ’em too soon to please me. Get busy,
and light a fire, Giraffe; that’s your part
of the contract always.”
“I sure will, if you give me
a few matches, Bumpus,” replied the other, wearily
dropping his heavy rifle, that began to feel like a
ton of lead.
“Matches! Why, you’re
the fire-maker; and I thought you’d take care
of that part of the business!” exclaimed Bumpus,
looking a little alarmed.
“Why, what a silly you can be,
Bumpus; don’t you know I promised Thad never
to carry a single match around with me? And now,
look what a fix we’re in, lost in the Maine
woods, with night coming on, and gettin’ colder
every minute; and not a single match to start a fire
with. I see our finish all right. When they
find us some days from now, we’ll be just frozen
stiff, that’s what!”
The two tenderfeet looked at each
other, but there was no smile on either face now;
for affairs had assumed too serious a phase to admit
of merriment.