Sid, with new skates glistening at
his side, was bound for the park lagoon when John
ran across the street and stopped him.
“Come along?” asked Sid amicably.
John shook his head.
“I want to talk to you,”
said he. “Bill says you’re trying
to cut me out with Louise. It’s got to
stop.”
“What’s he know about it?” asked
the culprit defiantly.
“And Louise told me you’d taken her up
to the drug store.”
Sid shrugged his shoulders. “Guess
I’ve a right to. What have you got to say
about it?”
“Well,” said John slowly, “She’s
my girl ”
Sid sneered.
“And we’re going to get
married on the money from the paper route when I grow
up and ”
“Pooh!” Sid laughed unpleasantly.
“Go ahead and save your money. I don’t
care. I’m spending mine on her and
you can’t stop me either.”
Money, money, money! All he was
hearing these days was about spending, not saving
it, and Sid’s words, as had his lady’s,
riled him not a little.
“I’m going to take her
out, too,” he shot back. “Won’t
be a cheap thing like sodas, either. We’re
going to the theater, we are, and then she’ll
promise not to speak to you any more. If she won’t,
I’ll punch your face in, first time I catch
you.”
“Theater!” said Sid, so
impressed that the concluding threat passed unheeded.
“Going to buy the tickets, this
afternoon,” John boasted. “Main floor
seats at the ’Home’ seventy-five
cents each! Don’t you wish you were going?”
Sid’s skates slipped from his
shoulder into the snow. He picked them up and
looked at John uncertainly.
“That’ll cost a lot of money, won’t
it?” he asked.
“Most two dollars,” magnificently.
“Let’s take her together,
then. I’ll pay half the carfare and the
seats.”
John thought a moment. The plan
possessed certain advantages. He would be able
to observe how Louise acted with Sid, for one; and
if he didn’t consent, that persistent rival
would take her later, anyway, which would be a thousand
times worse. Besides, the prospect of two hard-earned
dollars being frittered away for an evening’s
entertainment had been far from pleasing.
“The tickets are for a week
from Saturday,” he said slowly. “Want
me to get you one?”
Sid nodded and dug into his pocket
for a handful of Christmas change. He passed
over a dollar and twelve cents to John, and left for
the lagoon.
Half a dozen times as the street car
bounced westward over the uneven track, John decided
to tell Sid that, after all, the entertainment was
for but two. He would probably spoil all the fun,
anyway, and then the evening would be a total failure.
He was still undecided when he stepped up to the tawdry
box office with its photographs of local theatrical
stars.
“How many?” asked the man at the little
window.
John drew out a coin from his pocket.
Heads, Sid joined them; tails, he should be Louise’s
sole escort. Heads it was. The fates had
willed it; let the outcome be for good or ill.
When he told of the arrangement at
the family supper table, that evening, his parents
choked.
“I suppose,” said Mr.
Fletcher, his voice still shaking with laughter, “that
you’ll sit, one on each side of the lady, and
glare because she took the last piece of candy from
the other fellow’s box.”
Candy? Why, of course. The
heroine of each of the novels he had read, was always
receiving toothsome dainties and showers of roses from
her many admirers. But he couldn’t afford
both methods of expressing his devotion, and candy
alone would have to do. This taking your best
girl to a show promised to be far more expensive than
he had thought.
Need it be said that his shoes were
veritable ebony mirrors, that eventful evening?
Or that his ears were clean, even to the very recesses
under the lobes? And when such a thing occurs,
you may be sure that Solomon in all his glory was
arrayed no more immaculately than that small boy.
He presented himself promptly at the
door of the Martin flat at half-past seven. Louise
was in her room while Mrs. Martin added the finishing
touches to the party dress which she was wearing in
honor of the occasion, so he shoved the two-pound
box of dipped caramels, ordered in spite of paternal
objections, into his overcoat pocket and sat down
in the big parlor rocker to wait.
Shortly thereafter, Sid appeared with
a tissue-wrapped bouquet of roses in his hand.
“For Louise,” he told Mrs. Martin.
John glared at him stolidly, and regretted
his choice of candy. It would have taken a little
of that confident smile away, if his rival had found
himself antedated by a gift of a similar nature.
A quarter of an hour later found them
bouncing along over the same car line which John had
used on the ticket quest. The conveyance was poorly
heated, but the children were too excited to notice
the cold. Louise was wearing two of the roses
on her frock, and Sid was in high spirits accordingly.
“Ever been out West, Louise?”
he asked with a side glance at John. The lady
shook her head.
“I was, all last vacation real
ranch, real cowboys. Used to take pony rides
every day.”
John sketched a caricature on the
frosty window pane and sulked in silence. Why
didn’t his folks make enough money to take him
on such summer jaunts? Then he wouldn’t
have to sit like a dummy and listen to his rival out-talk
him with the one girl he cared anything about.
“And walk?” continued
Sid, secure in his romancing, now that he knew that
neither of his auditors had been beyond the Mississippi.
“Why, the air’s so fine that you
can walk ever so far without feeling tired. Breakfast
at the ranch was at seven, and once, I walked twenty
miles just to get up an appetite for it.”
“That’s nothing,”
John snapped moodily. “I walked thirty miles
before breakfast, once, too. It was right here
in the city.”
“What?” gasped Sid, scarcely believing
his ears.
“Yes,” assented John cheerfully.
“It was in the afternoon before, but that didn’t
make any difference. It was before breakfast,
wastn’t it?”
Louise giggled. Sid kicked against
the wicker seat cushion in front of him and was silent.
John rubbed a clear spot on the frost-etched car window
and peered into the outer darkness.
“Next block’s ours,”
he grinned, still elated at the success of his thrust.
“Come on, Louise.”
They scrambled wildly for the door.
Sid was the first in the street and helped the lady
down from the high car-step, while John drew the tickets
from his coat pocket and led the way to the brilliantly
lighted theater lobby. Louise’s eyes glistened
with excitement as the trio stopped to look at the
posters beside the doorway.
“Martha, the Milliner’s
Girl,” Sid read slowly from the huge letters
at the top of the bulletin board.
“Peach of a show,” John
commented, as they walked past the line of people
waiting their turn at the box office. “Six
folks killed, and shooting and everything. I
asked the man when I bought the seats.”
A uniformed usher led them impressively
to their places and presented them with programs.
John stooped over his fiancee and helped her off with
her coat as he leered at Sid. That gentleman leaned
easily back in the upholstered theater chair.
“Nice seats,” he remarked
with a touch of condescension. “A little
near the stage [the words had been Mrs. DuPree’s,
once upon a time], but they’ll do.”
“I like ’em,” John
snapped angrily. Louise acquiesced. Sid scowled
and fell back upon the wild and woolly West as a means
of maintaining the conversational upper hand.
“Once I went hunting, last summer” he
began. John glanced at his watch. Ten minutes
before the performance would begin; ten long, dragging
minutes of Sid’s talk about a place of which
he knew nothing. Why had he brought his voluble
rival along? “hunting for bear,”
continued the narrator. “Lots of fun, Louise.
One of the cowboys took me with him ’way up
a mountain. We went into a big, dark forest with
palms ”
“Palms don’t grow out West,” John
interrupted savagely.
“Yes, they do.”
“Geogerfy says they don’t.”
“This was a part the geogerfies
don’t know anything about,” serenely.
“Ever been out there?”
“No,” reluctantly.
“Then keep quiet. I have. Well, there
were the palms and ”
Was there to be no respite from the
steady flow? John suddenly remembered the candy,
and reached for his overcoat.
“Oh,” exclaimed Louise,
as the white, pink-stringed box was brought forth.
Sid stopped, obviously disconcerted. John unwrapped
the dainties and threw the paper on the floor.
“Have some?” he asked as he lifted the
cover.
The lady’s lips closed over
a chocolate-covered caramel. Sid’s did
likewise. John helped himself to a third and leaned
back happily. At last a way of silencing his
adversary had been found.
Conversation was temporarily impossible,
so the trio gazed eagerly around them. Just ahead,
sat a shop girl in a shabby best dress, with a head
of blonde, mismatched hair, and beside her, her escort,
an Irish mechanic, who shifted his head from time
to time as the unaccustomed collar scraped his neck.
Across the aisle was a family of towheaded Swedes,
the father self-conscious in his carefully pressed
black suit; the mother, watchful of her two mischievous,
blue-eyed urchins. Young gallants of the neighborhood
filled the boxes at either side of the auditorium,
taking this, the most expensive, means of proving their
devotion to their lady loves. In the rear of the
theater were the first and second balconies, occupied
by voluble men and women of all ages and nationalities.
Ahead, hung the stage curtain, decorated with staring
advertisements, “Lamson, the neighborhood undertaker,”
“Trade at the corner grocery. Vegetables
always at the lowest market prices,” “Snider’s
drug store, prescriptions, choice candies, and camera
supplies,” and the like. From somewhere
in the heights came a sharp “rap-rap-rap,”
which echoed even to the more forward rows on the main
floor.
“Gallery,” explained John.
“Fellow knocks on the back of one of the benches
to make the boys behave.” His jaws resumed
the burden of reducing that persistent caramel to
a swallowable state.
The orchestra of five filed solemnly
in through the little door beneath the stage and took
their accustomed places. A dart, propelled by
an urchin of the upper regions who evidently had no
fear of the monitor’s stick, sailed serenely
downward and found a resting place in a blonde lock
of the salesgirl’s hair. The footlights
flashed on, and the musicians struck up a lilting,
popular air, as Sid cleared his throat.
“Then the cowboy ” he began.
“Have another?” interrupted
John, extending the box of tenacious goodies.
“Sh-h,” whispered Louise. “There
goes the curtain.”
Why Martha had selected the hapless
vocation of milliner’s apprentice, John could
not understand. For it was in Madame’s little
millinery shop in New York that Mordaunt Merrilac,
gentleman by appearance, and leader of a desperate
band of counterfeiters, met and became infatuated with
the heroine. This he revealed in a soliloquy punctuated
by frequent tugging at his black mustache, and strode
majestically to the rear of the long, gloomy basement
in which the first act was laid. There he joined
three overalled mechanics in shirtsleeves, who puttered
gingerly about a table on which were mysterious vats
and a brightly glowing electric crucible.
“Is all in readiness?” growled Mordaunt.
“Aye, master.”
“Into the acid vat with the
plate, then.” He drew out a jewelled watch
and studied the dial with knitted brows. “Ten
long minutes before we know of our success.”
A muffled scream, long-drawn and filled
with terror, broke in upon the silence which followed.
Louise, Sid, and John leaned anxiously forward on
the very edges of their seats.
“What’s that?” gasped the tallest
of the workmen.
“’Tis nothing,” sneered the villain.
“Come, Ralph, draw out the die.”
The group gathered anxiously around
the bit of metal. Mordaunt scrutinized it carefully,
and strode swiftly over to an opposite corner of the
stage where an ancient letterpress stood. Running
an inked roller over the surface of the etching, he
placed it on the bed of the press, revolved the wheel
rapidly in one direction, reversed, and drew forth
a slip of white paper.
“The face of a twenty-dollar
bill to perfection,” he exclaimed as he examined
the dark oblong at one end. “Men, you may
go.”
Thus was the intricate process of
counterfeiting depicted, and the audience, as audiences
did in Shakespeare’s time when a sign represented
a forest or a tree or a mountain, allowed its imagination
to make the thing seem plausible.
Mordaunt raised his voice. “Dolores!”
he called, once, twice, thrice.
A tall, lithe creature in dark, clinging
robes, with the black hair of all villains and villainesses,
responded.
“Yes, brother?” she whined
from the head of the basement stairway.
“Bring me Martha.”
The ogre had commanded, therefore
the maiden was flung down the steps before him slight,
dainty, with a wealth of blonde hair, and a pitiful
sob in her voice which drew a lump into John’s
throat, willy-nilly.
“Let me go, oh, please let me
go!” she wailed. Louise’s lower lip
trembled sympathetically. Such a tender slip of
a heroine to be at the mercy of such an unscrupulous
monster!
“Still stubborn, Martha?” Mordaunt snarled.
The girl drew herself up proudly.
Only her heaving bosom told of the physical struggle
which had forced her into the basement den. John
could not help marvelling at her recuperative powers.
“Still,” she murmured with flashing eye.
“Think it over well,”
the black mustachioed one persisted. “Am
I so odious? Marriage with me means riches, girl,
riches. And I would be kind to you.”
She shook her head vehemently.
“Never, never, never would I marry a man who
lives as you. Though you beat me, though you torture
me [Louise’s eyes welled in spite of herself],
never can you force me into such wedlock.”
Hasty footsteps sounded at the head
of the stairway. Ralph, the etcher, dashed down
into the room.
“The police!” he shrieked. “They
are about to raid us!”
Merrilac muttered a curse. “Take
her away,” he growled to his sister of the clinging
robes. “Take her to your home by the secret
passage.” He pressed a button and a panel
in the wall swung back. “Ralph and I must
remain to destroy the die! Quick, on your life,
be quick!”
Would the police come in time?
Nay, John and Sid and Louise, not yet. That would
have ended the play in the first act. Dolores
dragged the heroine away with her. Mordaunt swung
the panel back into place and ran over to the table
where the counterfeiting apparatus lay.
“Look you to your automatics!”
he shouted. “And up with the trapdoor,
Ralph. The acid vats must be hidden.”
But the police were upon them as he
spoke. Revolvers cracked. Jack Harkness,
blonde, curly haired, and of magnificent physique,
let his firearm drop as he clapped his hand to a suddenly
nerveless right arm.
“I’m wounded,” he
bellowed, “but after them! Let not that
arch villain escape!”
A bluecoat sprang forward, halted,
and fell flat on his face. Ralph, a heroic sacrifice
in spite of his guilt, intercepted a bullet meant for
Mordaunt. Then the master counterfeiter, realizing
that his cause was hopeless, raised a hand as a token
of surrender, and advanced slowly to receive the waiting
handcuffs. As the policeman raised his hands to
slip them on, he dashed suddenly past to the stairway,
and slammed the door behind him. A key squeaked
in its little-used lock, and the representatives of
the law stared at each other for one dazed, dragging
moment.
Suddenly Harkness flung his muscular
form against the door again and again until it broke
from its hinges. As his subordinates dashed up
the stairway in futile pursuit, he dallied in the
bullet-marked room that he might walk to the center
of the stage and wave his unwounded arm melodramatically.
“I will rescue her,” he
vowed solemnly. “I will rescue my little
Martha though the chase leads to the burning, sand-strewn
deserts of Africa!”
There was tumultuous applause and
the curtain. Louise leaned back in her seat with
shining eyes. John drew a deep breath.
“Isn’t it just peachy?”
Sid DuPree nodded. “Makes
me think of the way the cowboys used to shoot off
their revolvers on the ranch.”
“Have another candy,”
suggested John promptly. Again was the flow of
reminiscences successfully checked.
But the author of “Martha, the
Milliner’s Girl,” was too considerate of
the welfare of his hero to lead him on an expensive
trip to Africa; for that worthy, as are all such stage
beings, was poor and otherwise honest. So the
second act revealed a richly furnished room in Dolores’
apartment, not many miles away from the scene of act
one. Martha threw herself on the luxuriously
upholstered lounge in a paroxysm of sobs. Dolores
entered, still clothed in dark, clinging robes.
Entered also Mordaunt Merrilac, as beetling of brow
as ever. Perfervid conversation ensued between
the trio in which little Martha tearfully ordered the
villain to release her.
“My detention here will avail
you naught, Mordaunt Merrilac,” she quavered.
“In spite of all you can do, some day, my hero,
Jack Harkness, will find this den and rescue me!”
Prolonged handclapping came from the more genteel
portion of the audience, mingled with cheers and cat-calls
from the gallery.
The villain laughed sardonically.
“Still you hope for rescue by him?”
“I do.”
“Then wait.” He pressed
a convenient button. Through the heavily curtained
doorway, closely guarded by the two remaining members
of the gang, walked Jack Harkness.
“Gee!” gasped John, consternation-struck
by this new development. It was evident that
the same stupidity which had allowed Merrilac to make
his escape in the first act, had led this singularly
wooden-headed hero into that villain’s trap.
“So, my proud beauty,”
hissed Mordaunt, “you expect this man to save
you? ’Tis futile. At twelve, tonight,
we shall plunge him into the Hudson River, and you,
Martha, shall see him die!”
Whereupon Martha gave a piercing shriek,
swooned, and the curtain fell.
“Crickets!” sighed John,
as a prodigious bumping behind the lowered curtain
told of scenery that was being shifted, “I wish
they’d hurry up.” Louise nodded silently,
while the box of carmels lay neglected on her lap;
and for once during the evening, Sid could find no
parallel for such thrilling events in the scenes of
his last vacation trip.
Almost before they realized it, the
curtain rose again and revealed the hut on the Hudson.
In one corner of the dismal interior stood Jack Harkness,
bound, but appropriately defiant. In the other,
on the floor lay the weak, sobbing little heap that
was Martha. In the center stalked a triumphant
Mordaunt with his two confederates.
“Jack Harkness,” he hissed,
“your time has come. Men, throw back the
trapdoor.” Ah, those ever-present trapdoors!
He walked over to the opening.
“The Hudson runs muddy tonight,” he murmured,
as a shudder ran through the audience, “and very
cold. ’Tis well. Drag forth the prisoner
and loose his bonds.”
He stooped to jerk Martha to her feet.
The rude door at the rear sprang open, and the police
burst in upon the scene. The two counterfeiters
sought for an escape, and Jack, sudden strength returning
to his immobile limbs, sprang upon the startled Mordaunt.
A terrific struggle ensued, and a tender scene between
the two lovers as the police dragged their three captives
from the stage.
“At last, little Martha,”
Harkness murmured as he looked down at her.
“At last,” she murmured,
gazing shyly into his face. Then came a long,
passionate kiss and the curtain.
Sid sprang to his feet and helped
Louise on with her coat, but John, stumbling after
them up the aisle and out on the crowded street, neither
noticed nor cared. The play triangle of two men
and a maid seemed strangely analogous to his own love
affairs. Sid was Mordaunt Merrilac, Louise was
little Martha, and he was the heroic Jack Harkness.
Neither counterfeiters nor police would participate,
but that did not diminish the tenseness of the situation,
nevertheless. He was roused from his revery by
Sid’s voice as they came to the street car corner.
“Here’s a drug store,
Louise. Let’s go in and have a soda.”
Dreaming again, and Sid had stolen
another march on him! He trailed sulkily in and
the trio sat down in the little wire-backed chairs
before a round, shiny table. The drug clerk came
forward ceremoniously and stood beside them.
“My treat,” said Sid grandly. “What’ll
you have, Louise?”
She wasn’t certain. A feeling
of dull resentment took possession of John. If
Sid was going to act this way, he’d make it as
costly an affair as possible.
“Chop-suey sundae,” he
announced, after a hasty glance at the printed menu.
“What?” stammered Sid.
Such a delicacy cost a whole quarter, the most expensive
treat that the soda fountain purveyed.
“Yes,” said John calmly.
“Better take one, too, Louise,” he added
maliciously. “They taste just peachy.”
She accepted his suggestion gratefully.
“Give me a glass of water,”
ordered Sid weakly. It is an awful thing to possess
soda liabilities of fifty cents when you have but three
dimes and two nickels in your pocket.
John sensed his rival’s predicament
and smiled. Slowly, with manifest enjoyment in
every mouthful, he devoured the tempting, frozen treat.
Then he leaned back in his chair contentedly and waited
for Louise to finish. The white-coated soda clerk
approached the table for payment, and the terror which
crept into Sid’s face was strangely like that
on Mordaunt’s when the police had broken into
the river hut. He drew out his inadequate supply
of small change and looked at it blankly.
“Come, boys,” prompted
the man of syrups and sodawater, “I can’t
wait all day.”
“I haven’t enough money,” whispered
Sid at last.
John turned, a hint of the stage hero’s
mannerisms in his dramatic gesture. “What?
Invite us for a treat and then can’t pay for
it? You’re a fine one, Sid.”
He drew a half-dollar from his own pocket and flung
it down on the table. “Never mind him,”
he turned to Louise. “I’ll pay your
car fare home!”
And with the crushed and humiliated
Sid following them miserably, he led the way from
the drug store to the waiting car.