The first sniffer to catch the trail of Walker Farr was the veteran, Daniel Breed, an old political hound who always traveled with muffled paws and nose close to the ground.  But when he went to the meeting of the state committee and the Big Boys with his news their reception of him hinted that they suspected he was making up a political bugaboo in order to get a job.  He was even told that his services as field man would not be needed in that campaign.  And it may be imagined what effect that news had on old Daniel Breed, who had been a trusted pussy-footer and caucus manipulator for a quarter of a century.

“You don’t mean to tell me that you’re trying to slam me onto the scrap-heap, do you?” he demanded.  “I’ll scrap before I’ll be scrapped.”

“Look here, Dan, it’s the colonel’s orders,” explained the chairman.  “It has been decided to play politics a little more smoothly.  There is too much jaw-gab going among the cranks.  If there is any outside work done at all it will be put over by new chaps who are not so well advertised as you old bucks.  We want to hide the machinery this year.”

“That’s a jobeefed nice thing to say to me, a man that would go up in a balloon and troll for hen-hawks, asking no questions, provided the state committee told me it would help in carrying a caucus.”

“But we’re taking care of the old boys all right, Dan.  Vose is in the pension-office; Ambrose and Sturdivant are in the adjutant-general’s office patching up the Civil War rolls, with orders to take their time about it.  And you’ll be used well.”

“I want to be in the field,” insisted Breed, ‘sipping’ his lips importantly.  “Those fellows are old fuddy-duddies.  I’m a natural politician.”

He was an interesting figure, this Honorable Daniel Breed.  He was entitled to the “Honorable.”  He had been a state senator from his county.  With his slow, side-wheel gait, head too little for his body, nose like a beak, sunken mouth, cavernous eyes, and a light hat perched on the back of his narrow head he suggested a languid, tame, bald-headed eagle.  And his voice was a dry, nasal, querulous squawk a sound more avian than human.

“I tell ye there’s yeast a-stirring,” he told the state committee.  “There’s a fellow come up out of the Eleventh Ward in Marion that’s some punkins in organizing.  He pretends to be a law student in Arch Converse’s law-office.  He ain’t a native.  I don’t know where he hails from.  He ain’t a registered voter as yet.  But he’s a man who needs to be trailed.”

“Squire Converse isn’t in politics, Dan.  You’re getting notional in your old age,” said the committeeman from Breed’s county.

“But good gad! there ain’t any statute to keep him out.  Something has happened to make him good and mad.  Some of these fancy jumping-jacks can make awful leaps when the box is opened, gents!  Better take warning from what I tell you!”

The committeemen exchanged smiles.

“We are going to steal a little of the kid-gloved chaps’ thunder,” explained the chairman.  “They have been howling about machine politics and interlocking interests and air-tight methods until the people are growling about the close corporation they say we’ve got.  So we’re going to show ’em a thing or two.  Nothing like frankness and open house.”

“Gor-ram it, you ain’t even square with me after I have worked politics with you for twenty-five years!” He marched up to the table and rapped his hard little knuckles on it.  “It’s this way, gents,” he said, “and I’ll be short and sweet.  What’s the matter with politics when a man like I’ve always been gets pi-oogled out of the councils?”

“We don’t need workers like you any more,” stated the chairman.

“But there’s politics to play, just the same.”

“But in a different way, Breed.  There are the new ideas, and new men can operate more efficiently.  They won’t attract attention.”

“Old Maid Orne down in my town came into church late and crawled up the aisle on her hands and knees so as not to attract attention.  And she broke up the meeting!”

“We’ve got to fall in with the new ways, Dan,” said the attorney-general.  “These are touchy times.  We must be careful of the party.”

“I ’ain’t never disgraced it, have I?”

“Uncle Dan, we want you to take a good, comfortable position and settle down,” affirmed Governor Alonzo Harwood, an unctuous, rubicund gentleman who had been listening, smiling his everlasting smile.

“I prefer to hold myself in readiness for a call to the field,” squalled Breed.  “I’m better’n three of these young snydingles.  They don’t know how to organize!”

“There isn’t much chance for organizing,” said a Congressman, placatingly.  “The primaries take care of themselves pretty well.”

“Yes,” sneered old Dan, “a fellow thinks well of himself, or else his neighbors tell him he can save the nation, and he puts a piece in the paper saying how good he is and sets pictures of himself up in store winders like a cussed play-actor, keeps a cash account, and thinks that’s politics.  I don’t care if there ain’t ever no more caucuses.  This thing ain’t going to last.  I want to keep in the field.  I’ll see chances to heave trigs into the spokes of these hallelujah chariots they’re rolling to political glory in!”

The mighty ones exchanged glances deprecating glances apprehensive glances.

“You don’t think I’m dangerous, do you, after I’ve been in politics as long as I have?”

“No, but we feel that the old war-horses are entitled to run to pasture with their shoes off,” coaxed the chairman.

“It seems to me more like tying me up to a stanchion in a stall.  I ain’t ungrateful, gents.  I know this younger element doesn’t believe in setting hens in politics any more.  It’s the incubator nowadays wholesale job of it.  But, by dadder! my settings have always cracked the shells, twelve to the dozen!  Then you don’t want me, eh?”

“That job in the state land-office we thought it would just about fit you,” suggested the chairman.

“I’d just as soon be sent to state prison solitary confinement.  The state hasn’t got any land any more.  It has all been peddled out to the grabbers.  I’ve messed and mingled with men all my life.  Nobody ever comes into the land-office.  You ain’t afraid of me to that extent, be you?”

“What do you want?” asked the governor.

“Settled, is it, you don’t want me in politics?”

“There isn’t anything for you to do,” declared his Excellency, and he showed a little impatience, though his smile did not fade.

“Well, then make me state liberian,” said old Dan, with an air of resignation.

There was deep and horrified silence.

“I’m developing literary instinks,” explained Breed.  “I’ve got a son who owns a printing-office, and my granddaughter can take down anything in shorthand and write it off.  I’m going to write a book.  She’ll take it down and he’ll print it.”

“I can’t appoint you state librarian,” said the governor, getting control of his emotions.  “It’s already tied up, that appointment.  Keep it under your hat, but I have selected Reverend Doctor Fletcher, of Cornish, and have notified him.”

“Giving a plum like that to a parson who never controlled but one vote, and that’s his own and then voted the way the deacon told him to?  I reckon it’s about as you say there are new times in politics.  All right!  I’ll go and climb a sumach-bush.  You needn’t bother about any job for me, gents.  I’ll settle down to my literary work.”

“What is the book?” asked the chairman.

“I have your word for it that the old days in politics have all gone by,” said Breed.  “All the old things dead and buried!  Very well.  That’s going to make my book valuable and interesting.  No harm in putting it out in these times.  I shall entitle it ’Breed’s Handbook of Political Deviltry.’  I shall tell the story of how it was done when politics was really politics.”

“Going to tell all you know?” inquired the governor.

“Of course.  Truth, and not poetry, will be my motto.  And just for a test of how popular it will be, I’d like to ask you gents how many of you will subscribe for a volume?”

“I think this committee will take the whole edition,” said the chairman, dryly.

“Look here, Dan,” blurted the attorney-general, “you must be joking.”

“I don’t know what ever gave you the impression that I’m a humorist,” returned Breed.  “If there ain’t going to be anything more like the old times, then what’s the matter with having the story of how it was done?  That book will sell like hot cakes.  I’ll go out and sell it it will give me a chance to keep on mixing and messing with men.”

“Dan, if it wasn’t you talking knowing you well I’d say this is a piece of blackmail,” declared the attorney-general.  “Of course you can’t put out a book of that kind in this state.”

Mr. Breed blinked angrily.

“I’ll take all the cases of libel against you and won’t charge my clients a cent.”

“Fill everybody else’s little tin dipper, eh?  Passing everybody else a bottle and a rubber nipple!  Everybody getting his, and me left out!  All right.  If that’s political gratitude in these new times, go on with you medinkculum!  And last year I snapped the six up-country caucuses that gave you your plurality in joint convention!”

“We appreciate all your past services, Dan.  If we didn’t we wouldn’t be trying so hard to place you,” said the governor.  “We’re taking care of all the old boys.  You mustn’t embarrass us.  In these days it’s for the good of the party to put in each office the man who is especially fitted for it.  We mustn’t invite criticism.  A librarian needs peculiar qualifications.”

“Well, old Jaquish was liberian, wasn’t he?  And he wouldn’t even go vote unless you went and dragged him to the polls by the scruff of his neck.  What did he ever do for the party?  And look at old Tomdoozle as state treasurer!”

“Jaquish was a bookman, and our state treasurer but no matter.  Now listen!  I’m going to put you at the head of a new department in the State House where you won’t be lonesome.  More people will come there than to the library.  You’ll have the title of curator.”

“What’s that?” asked Breed, suspiciously.  “And what is the department, anyway?”

“The museum of natural history in the fish-and-game rooms.  We’re going to make it complete mounted specimens of all our animals.  You’ll be curator you see, you will get a title that sounds well!”

“I’m of a restless and inquiring disposition, and my special forty is politics,” stated Breed, sulking.  “I don’t believe I’m going to relish being ringmaster of a lot of stuffed animals, no matter what kind of a title I get.  How much pay goes with the job?”

“Fifteen hundred,” said the governor.

“Well,” sighed Breed, “it will give me a chance to be around the State House during the session, and I’ll take it.  Then if I don’t like it I can resign after the legislature adjourns.”

The Big Ones understood his frame of mind and overlooked his ingratitude.

“And so I’ll bid you good day, gents,” he said, and straddled out with his hands under his coat-tails.

“So we’ve got him side-tracked and out of mischief,” averred the governor.  “That takes care of all of ’em, and I’m relieved.  It isn’t stylish any more to come to town with a lot of old hounds trotting under the tail of the political cart.”

But before the end of that week the governor was obliged to call Uncle Dan to a private conference in the Executive Chamber.

“You must remember that you’re a state officer,” warned his Excellency.  “You’re a part of the administration.  But you are out talking politics all the time.  I want you to stay in your department.  Just remember that you’re curator of our museum.”

“I don’t like that blamed job,” complained Breed.  “I don’t care what my title is, it only means that I have to dust off that old stuffed loon, keep moths out of that loosivee, and fleas or some kind of insecks off’n that bull moose.  It ain’t no job for a politician.  And there’s a steady stream through there asking me all kinds of questions about animals.  I don’t know nothing about animals.  I don’t know whether a live moose eats hay or chopped liver.  Those questions keep me all hestered up.  It puts me in a wrong position before the public.  I can’t tell ’em which or what, and they think I’m losing my mind.”

“Post up!  It will keep you busy.  Get books out of the library and read.  Inform yourself and have a story for the folks!”

A few days later the chairman of the state committee had an indignant report to make to the governor regarding Uncle Dan’s natural-history activities.

“He has turned that museum into a circus show, your Excellency.  He has named every one of those stuffed animals for somebody in politics he doesn’t like, and leads a snickering mob of sight-seers around the room and lectures.  When a state officer names a saucer-eyed Canadian lynx for me and then folks come up from that basement and grin at me, it’s time a halt was called.”

His Excellency called for Breed and called a halt, using forceful language.

“I resign,” declared old Dan, nipping his little bunghole of a mouth under the hook of his nose.  “Those animals are getting onto my nerves.  The whole pack and caboodle are chasing me in a nightmare every time I go to sleep.  Their condemned glass eyes are boring me worse than gimlets.  I’m going on with that book of mine.  I’ve got a new idea for it.  I’m going to put in pictures of animals and name ’em for those tin-horn flukedubbles who could never get an office if it wasn’t for the primaries.”

“Look here, Breed, you’re an old man and you’ve done a lot of good work in your day, and we’re all trying to do something for you.  But I have pretty nigh reached the limit of my patience.  Politics isn’t what it used to be.  Different manners, different men.  I’m the head of our party and I command you to eliminate yourself.  You go back to your job, use common sense, and keep out of things!  You are silly you’re senile!”

“You have taken me out of where I belong and have put me in where I don’t belong and now you’re blaming me because I can’t learn a lot of new tricks at my age.  I resign, I say!”

“If you give up that job you’ll never get another one.”

Uncle Dan put his hands under his coat-tails and marched out, his beak in the air.

“The trouble is,” he confided to old Sturdivant in the adjutant-general’s office, “this younger element that’s coming along thinks men like you and I have lost all our ability and influence.  They’re sally-lavering all over us, telling us how they want us to have an easy job.  But it’s all a damnation insult that’s what it amounts to.”

“All I have to do is lap sticking-paper and gum up the places where these rolls are torn,” said old Sturdivant.  “I’m perfectly contented.”

“Then stay were you’re put and swaller the insult,” retorted Breed, with disgust.  “I thought you had more get-up-and-get.  There’s a stuffed rabbit in that museum.  He’ll make a good chum for you in your off hour.  Go and sit down with him.”  He went over to old Ambrose’s desk.  Ambrose was numbering dog’s-eared pages with a rubber stamp and would not admit that he had been insulted by the state committee.  “There’s nobody got the right to ask me to stop being active and influential in this state,” insisted Breed.  “They haven’t taken my pride into account.  I ain’t naturally a kicker.  I’ve always obeyed orders.  If I’ve got to go out alone and show ’em that the old guard can’t be insulted, then I’ll do it.”

This time he took the trail of Walker Farr once more and followed that energetic young man until he cornered him.

Farr harkened with interest to the story of the scrapping of the Honorable Daniel Breed as related by that gentleman himself.

“And the moral of the tale is,” added Mr. Breed, “when a gang does you dirt turn around and plaster a few gobs onto the dirt-slingers.  That ain’t the rule in religion, but it’s the natural and correct policy in politics.  I have been hurt in my tender feelings.  If them animals had been alive and savage enough I would have taken ’em up to the state committee-room and ste’ boyed ’em onto the ungrateful cusses who have tried to make my last days unhappy.  I know every sore spot in this state.  You don’t know ’em unless you have got second sight.  I can take you to every man who has got a political bruise on him.  Good gad!  I have been poulticing those sore spots for twenty-five years.  You need a man like I am.”

“I’ll admit that I do need such a man.  I am a stranger in the state.  But I’m going to be perfectly frank with you, Mr. Breed.  How do I know but you’re a spy who wants to attach himself to me for the benefit of the ring?”

“You don’t know,” returned Mr. Breed, serenely.  “You have to take chances in politics.  I’m taking chances when I join in with you.  Just who are you and how do you happen to be mixed up in our politics?”

“I am mixing into politics because the men, women, and children are being poisoned by the Consolidated water.  That’s platform enough, isn’t it?”

“Well, I reckon it is, knowing what I know of general conditions.  You have got a pretty good head for politics, even if you ain’t sincere on the water question,” said Breed, with a politician’s ready suspicion of motives.  “You’ve got a come-all-ye hoorah there that will make votes.”

“As to my personality, that has nothing to do with the matter.  I am only an agent.  Will you come with me and allow Mr. Converse to ask you some questions?”

“Sure thing!” agreed the Honorable Daniel, with great heartiness.  “In politics the first thing to do before you get real busy is to have a nice heart-to-heart talk with the gent who says ‘How much?’ and laps his forefinger and begins to count.  You understand, young man, that I have been in politics a long time.  And I ain’t an animal-trainer I’m a field worker and I can earn my pay.”

And inside of a week Walker Farr, who had been previously struggling hard against lack of acquaintance in the state, found that Mr. Breed had spoken the truth.  The two made a team which excited the full approval the wondering admiration of the Honorable Archer Converse.

Farr’s power to control and interest men achieved astonishing results with Daniel Breed’s exact knowledge of persons and conditions.

But they were rather humble citizens.  There was no fanfare about their work.  If Colonel Symonds Dodd knew anything at all about the fires they were setting, he made no move to turn on the Consolidated hose.