CHAPTER XIV. CHEE-CHEE’S VOYAGE
It seems that after Polynesia
had left, Chee-Chee had grown more homesick than ever
for the Doctor and the little house in Puddleby.
At last he had made up his mind that by hook or crook
he would follow her. And one day, going down
to the seashore, he saw a lot of people, black and
white, getting on to a ship that was coming to England.
He tried to get on too. But they turned him back
and drove him away. And presently he noticed
a whole big family of funny people passing on to the
ship. And one of the children in this family
reminded Chee-Chee of a cousin of his with whom he
had once been in love. So he said to himself,
“That girl looks just as much like a monkey
as I look like a girl. If I could only get some
clothes to wear I might easily slip on to the ship
amongst these families, and people would take me for
a girl. Good idea!”
So he went off to a town that was
quite close, and hopping in through an open window
he found a skirt and bodice lying on a chair.
They belonged to a fashionable black lady who was
taking a bath. Chee-Chee put them on. Next
he went back to the seashore, mingled with the crowd
there and at last sneaked safely on to the big ship.
Then he thought he had better hide, for fear people
might look at him too closely. And he stayed
hidden all the time the ship was sailing to England-only
coming out at night, when everybody was asleep, to
find food.
When he reached England and tried
to get off the ship, the sailors saw at last that
he was only a monkey dressed up in girl’s clothes;
and they wanted to keep him for a pet. But he
managed to give them the slip; and once he was on
shore, he dived into the crowd and got away. But
he was still a long distance from Puddleby and had
to come right across the whole breadth of England.
He had a terrible time of it.
Whenever he passed through a town all the children
ran after him in a crowd, laughing; and often silly
people caught hold of him and tried to stop him, so
that he had to run up lamp-posts and climb to chimney-pots
to escape from them. At night he used to sleep
in ditches or barns or anywhere he could hide; and
he lived on the berries he picked from the hedges
and the cob-nuts that grew in the copses. At
length, after many adventures and narrow squeaks,
he saw the tower of Puddleby Church and he knew that
at last he was near his old home. When Chee-Chee
had finished his story he ate six bananas without
stopping and drank a whole bowlful of milk.
“My!” he said, “why
wasn’t I born with wings, like Polynesia, so
I could fly here? You’ve no idea how I
grew to hate that hat and skirt. I’ve never
been so uncomfortable in my life. All the way
from Bristol here, if the wretched hat wasn’t
falling off my head or catching in the trees, those
beastly skirts were tripping me up and getting wound
round everything. What on earth do women wear
those things for? Goodness, I was glad to see
old Puddleby this morning when I climbed over the hill
by Bellaby’s farm!”
“Your bed on top of the plate-rack
in the scullery is all ready for you,” said
the Doctor. “We never had it disturbed in
case you might come back.”
“Yes,” said Dab-Dab, “and
you can have the old smoking-jacket of the Doctor’s
which you used to use as a blanket, in case it is cold
in the night.”
“Thanks,” said Chee-Chee.
“It’s good to be back in the old house
again. Everything’s just the same as when
I left-except the clean roller-towel on
the back of the door there-that’s
new-Well, I think I’ll go to bed
now. I need sleep.”
Then we all went out of the kitchen
into the scullery and watched Chee-Chee climb the
plate-rack like a sailor going up a mast. On the
top, he curled himself up, pulled the old smoking-jacket
over him, and in a minute he was snoring peacefully.
“Good old Chee-Chee!”
whispered the Doctor. “I’m glad he’s
back.”
“Yes-good old Chee-Chee!” echoed
Dab-Dab and Polynesia.
Then we all tip-toed out of the scullery
and closed the door very gently behind us.