It was upon a fine April morning that
Mr. Walkingshaw made his momentous discovery.
His sister had left her room on her way to breakfast
when she heard his voice calling her. It had
so curious a note of excitement that she got a little
flustered. Whatever could be the matter?
She hurried to his dressing-room door and tapped with
a trembling hand. She was not easily agitated
as a rule, but her brother had been very disconcerting
for the past few weeks, and now his voice was odd.
She remembered reading of gentlemen lying on their
dressing-room floors with razors in their hands-
“Come in!” he cried impatiently.
She found him dressed all but his
coat, and he was standing by the window looking out
over the street and the circular garden.
“Come here, Mary,” he
said, and pointed at the houses seen through the leafless
trees. “Have they been doing anything to
the Hendersons’ house?”
“What doing to it?” she exclaimed.
“Painting it, or brightening it, or-or
anything of that kind?”
“Who ever heard of painting a house!”
From which it may be gathered that
the good lady was not in the habit of visiting other
cities.
“Well then, washing it?”
“Mr. Henderson washing his house! Whatever
would he do that for?”
“Tuts, tuts,” said her
brother, “I’m only asking you. It
looks so uncommonly distinct. Can you not count
the chimney-cans?”
“Me? You must get younger eyes than mine,
Heriot.”
“I can count them,” he answered.
“You can! But I
thought you’d been complaining you couldn’t
always recognize people across the street nowadays.”
“I can count those chimneys,”
he repeated. “I’ve counted them five
times, and they come to fourteen each time. I’d
like to get some one younger to count them too.
Where’s Madge Dunbar?”
He started impetuously for the door.
“She’s dressing!”
cried the horrified lady. “You can’t
get her in here-you with your coat off,
too!”
Mr. Walkingshaw turned back.
“Well, anyhow,” said he,
“I’ll lay you half a crown there are fourteen
chimneys on Henderson’s house. Will you
take it up?”
“When did you hear I’d taken to betting?”
she gasped.
He waved aside the reproach airily,
much as he waved aside everything she said nowadays,
the poor lady reflected. His next words merely
deepened her distress.
“Look at my face carefully,”
he commanded. “Study it-touch
it if you like-examine it with a lens-give
it your undivided attention while I count twenty.”
He counted slowly, while she stared
conscientiously, afraid even to wink. “Now,
what have you observed?”
“You’re looking very well, Heriot,”
she answered timidly.
“Did you ever see a man of my age look better?”
“N-no,” she stammered.
“Well, don’t be afraid
to say so, for it’s perfectly true. Do you
mind a kind of deep wrinkle under my eyes? Where’s
that gone now?”
“I can’t imagine, Heriot.”
“Well, don’t look distressed; it’s
bonnier away.”
“Yes,” she said in a flustered
voice, “you do have a kind of smoother look.”
“Smoother and harder,” he replied, prodding
his ribs with his fingers.
She gave a little cry of distress.
“You’re growing thin!
Your waistcoat’s hanging quite loose. Oh,
Heriot, it’s terrible to see you that way!”
Her heart might be a little withered
by all those northern winters, with never another
heart to keep it warm, but it could still beat faster
at a breath of suspicion cast upon her hospitality.
She had not been feeding her only brother properly!
“Tell me yourself what you’d
like for your dinner!” she entreated him.
He laughed at her genially.
“Pooh! Tuts! Did you
ever in your life see me eat a better dinner than
I’ve been taking lately? You might give
one a suet pudding oftener, but that’s all I
have to complain of.”
Heriot had always been addicted to
suet pudding, but for a number of years past his doctor’s
opinion had been adverse to this form of diet for
a gentleman of gouty habit.
“But what about your gout, Heriot?” she
asked.
“Gout? Fiddle-de-dee! Who’s
got gout? Not I, for one.”
He had been glancing complacently
at his improved reflection in the mirror. Abruptly
he stepped up close to the glass and examined his
visage with unconcealed excitement.
“Good God!” he murmured.
Then, with much the expression Crusoe
must have worn when he spied the footprint, he turned
to his sister, and, grasping a lock of hair upon his
brow, bent his head towards her, and demanded-
“What color’s that?”
“Dear me,” she said, “it
looks quite brown. I didn’t know you had
any brown hair left.”
He raised his head and looked at her
in solemn silence till she began to feel dreadfully
confused. Then he bent again.
“Do you notice anything else?”
“N-no; unless your
hair’s got thicker. But that’s not
likely at your time of life.”
“It is not likely,”
said he. “It is most improbable-in
fact, it is practically impossible; but it is thicker.”
He rubbed his chin and gazed at her
with the queerest look. Mary had known him since
he trundled a hoop, but she never remembered him go
on like this before. As for Heriot, he seemed
to be debating whether he should spring something
still more surprising on her or not. But she
looked so uncomfortable already, so totally without
the least clue to his mysterious words, so unconscious
of anything stranger about him than his shirt-sleeves
and loss of weight, that he only uttered something
between a gasp and a sigh, and, turning away from her,
took up his brushes to smooth his augmented hairs.
“I’ll be down to breakfast in a jiffy,”
he said.
Miss Walkingshaw thought that an odd
kind of phrase for Heriot to be using.