After dinner that night, Andrew found
Mrs. Dunbar alone in the drawing-room, and immediately
turned to withdraw.
“Are you not going to have coffee, Andrew?”
she asked.
There was something different in her
manner; something almost nervous; something apparently
less hostile. Andrew glanced at her suspiciously.
What new move in her diabolical game did this signify?
“I’ve got letters to write,”
he answered coldly, and shut the door decisively behind
him.
The fair widow sighed, and again picked
up a letter lying in her lap and looked at it unhappily.
She had kept her word and written to Charlie Munro,
and unfortunately Heriot had forgotten to warn him
that his answer to any such communication must be
exceedingly discreet. No wonder she seemed distressed.
Naturally, the junior partner gave
his fair enemy no information regarding his movements.
She saw him leave in the morning as usual, apparently
to go to the office, and it was not till some time
later that she learned from his aunt of his departure
for London. Curiously enough, she seemed rather
pleased than otherwise by this move. Her correspondence
with Colonel Munro had left the most unsettling effects.
Meanwhile, Andrew was nearing London.
He was pleased to find his train arrive upon the stroke
of 6:15, for he valued punctuality above everything
except his reputation. From the station he drove
to the large political club where he always put up,
ate a dinner that exactly accorded with his station
in life, and took a horse bus to the Hotel Gigantique.
(Motor buses were only just beginning to be seen upon
the streets at that time, and he was always suspicious
of noisy innovations.)
By the merest chance, the first person
he saw in the hall of the hotel was Frank, attired
in overcoat and opera hat, and evidently bound for
some extravagant expedition, the cost of which would
no doubt be defrayed by his parent to the detriment
of his brother’s and sisters’ patrimony.
“Well, Frank,” said the
elder brother, “where’s your father?”
The “your” was a subtle
indication of the depth to which Mr. Walkingshaw had
fallen in the estimation of the right-minded.
“Out of town,” said Frank briefly.
“Where’s he gone?”
Frank shook his head.
“You can ask at the office,” he suggested.
“Do you mean to say you don’t know?”
“I mean to say it’s none of my business.”
Andrew had begun the conversation
in a decidedly hectoring manner. He now began
to alter his key a little.
“Look here, Frank, things are
pretty serious. We’ve got to stop this
tomfoolery.”
The other interrupted him.
“What tomfoolery?”
“Making an exhibition of himself
all over London, and wasting his money at a place
like this. You know perfectly well what I mean.”
“I only know that he’s
in the best form I’ve ever seen him in my life.
He’s just a devilish kind and sporting guv’nor,
that’s what he is.”
“If you mean going about the
most disreputable places in London in a half-intoxicated
condition-”
“That’s a lie, anyhow,”
said Frank calmly, yet with a glint in his eye.
His brother recoiled a pace, but his
manner grew none the less uncompromising.
“I suppose you’ll say
he’s moving in fine high-class society, do you?”
“It’s a lot better than
anything he ever found in his office.”
“Thank you,” replied the
junior partner; “and now perhaps you’ll
tell me when he’s expected back?”
“Day or two,” said Frank shortly.
Andrew pondered for a moment.
“Oh?” he remarked at length,
and without so much as a good-night he turned on his
heel and walked out of the hotel.
Frank’s conscience harassed
him for a long time after this interview. He
wished he could be quite certain that his manner towards
his brother was entirely the result of Andrew’s
disagreeable references to their father. He would
be the most ill-conditioned sweep unkicked, the most
dishonorable sneaking blackguard, if by any chance
he had allowed his luckless passion to prejudice him!
He began to wish he were back in India again.
Was this beastly furlough never coming to an end?
And so he drove off in his hansom, alternately sighing
and cursing himself, to watch what he had selected
from the pictures in the illustrated papers as the
most sentimental drama in town.
The advantage of living a well-regulated
life was never better illustrated than in the person
of his brother Andrew. No qualms of conscience
annoyed him as he drove back economically in his bus.
He knew that he was right, and that people who violated
his standards, and disagreed with him impertinently
were wrong; and secure in that knowledge, he was enabled
to hug against his outraged feelings the warm consolation
of a grievance. All through his life this form
of moral hot-water bottle had kept Andrew snug during
many a painful night. It is worth being consistently
righteous for the mere privilege of possessing this
invaluable perquisite.
He decided to wait in London for twenty-four
hours longer on the chance of his father returning,
and so it happened that he found himself in his club
reading-room on the following afternoon at the hour
when the Scotsman appeared to cheer the exiles
from the north. He secured it at once, and with
a consoling sense of homeliness proceeded to turn its
familiar pages. All at once he was galvanized
into the rigidity of a fire-iron-
“Writers to the Signets’
Annual Dinner. Remarkable speech by Mr. Heriot
Walkingshaw.”
It was a few minutes before he summoned
up his courage to read any further.
“Mr. Walkingshaw began by remarking
that it was by the merest chance he was present
among them to-night. He had been so engrossed
by the attractions of London (laughter)-he
did not mean what they meant (renewed laughter)-that
he had positively forgotten all about his duty
to his convivial fellow-practitioners till he was
reminded by a telegram from a young lady (a laugh).
He alluded to his daughter (cheers). Several
morals might be drawn from this little incident.
The advantages of the sixpenny telegram and the even
greater advantages of getting on the right side of
the fair sex (cheers and laughter); these were
two morals, but what he proposed to bring more
particularly under their notice to-night was this:
that if a respectable old chap like himself could enjoy
himself so thoroughly as to forget his duty, there
was hope even for the oldest of them (slight
applause). What satisfaction was it to become
prosperous and respected if at the same time one became
a bugbear to one’s children and a bore
to one’s acquaintances? Supposing
that one of the old and valued friends he saw before
him could suddenly see himself with the eyes
of a young man of forty, or better still of thirty,
what would he think of himself?-He would
desire to drive a pin through the old fossil’s
trousers and wake him up! (a laugh). He
would realize he was out of touch with life;
that he was neglecting a dozen opportunities a day
for giving pleasure to people who were still
young enough to enjoy themselves, and thereby
bucking himself up too. Mr. Walkingshaw begged
his audience, particularly that portion of it
over fifty, to beware of the fatal habit of growing
old. How was this to be avoided? Well, everybody
could not hope to have his own good fortune, but he
could give them a few tips. In the first
place, they should make a point of falling in
love at least twice a year (laughter). The old
duffer who ceased to fall in love was doomed.
Then, while leading a strictly abstemious life
on six days of the week, they should let themselves
go a bit on the seventh; and when in that condition
(a laugh)-he did not mean ‘blind
fu’,’ but merely a little the happier
for it-while in that condition they should
unlock their cash boxes and distribute a substantial
sum among the poor and deserving young.
Furthermore, they should make a point of mixing at
least twice a week in fresh society-Bohemians,
sportsmen, and the like. Also, nothing should
be allowed to degenerate into a habit, especially
churchgoing-”
Andrew read no further. Half
an hour later he was driving for King’s Cross
as fast as a cab could take him.