Of the consequences of the adventure, which threaten danger, but end in
apparent good fortune.
I carefully fastened the inside of
my door as soon as I was left to myself, and put my
candle in so remote a corner of the room, that if
any one was curious to look through the painted glass
window, they could never discover that I was not the
mollah bashi.
Having done this, it then struck me
that something more might be elicited from this adventure
than I had at first imagined. ’Let me inspect
the good man’s pockets,’ said I, ’and
the roll of paper in his girdle; perhaps they may
contain the history of my future plans.’
In his right-hand pocket were two notes, a rosary,
and his seals. In the left his ink-stand, a small
looking-glass, and a comb. His watch was kept
in the breast of his coat, and in another small pocket,
nearly under his arm-pit, was his purse.
The purse first came under inspection,
and there I found five tomauns in gold and two pieces
of silver. The watch was gold, and of English
manufacture. His inkstand, beautifully painted,
was also valuable, and contained a penknife, scissors,
and pens. All these and the other trinkets I
duly looked upon as my own (for I was determined to
play the whole game), and I replaced them in their
proper places on my person. The notes then came
under inspection. One was to this purpose, without
a seal.
‘O friend! my intimate! my brother!’
(’O,’ said I, ’this is from an equal!’)
’You know the affection that the friend who addresses
you entertains for that bright star of the age, the
shadow of our blessed Prophet, and his only wish is,
that their intimacy should daily increase and strengthen.
He sends him six choice Ispahan melons, such as are
not to be found every day, and requests him, as he
values his beard, to give him an unlimited permission
to drink wine; for the doctors assure him if he does
not take it in abundance, he will not have long to
be the scourge and extirpator of the enemies of the
true faith.’
‘This can only be from the chief
executioner,’ said I immediately. ’Who
else in Persia could express in such few words his
own character, namely, flatterer, drunkard, and braggart?
I will make something of this; but let me look at
the other note. I opened it, and read as follows:
’O my lord and master, ’The
humble inferior who presumes to address the prop of
the true faith, the terror of infidels, and the refuge
of the sinner, begs leave to lay before him, that
after having encountered a thousand difficulties,
he has at length succeeded in getting from the peasantry
of his villages one hundred tomauns in ready money,
besides the fifty kherwars, or ass loads of
grain: that the man, Hossein Ali, could or would
not pay anything, although he had bastinadoed him twice,
and he had in consequence taken possession of his two
cows: that he would go on beating and exerting
himself to the best of his abilities; and if some
one was sent for the money which he had now in hand,
he would deliver it over upon receiving a proper order.’
The note then finished with the usual
form of words from an inferior to his master, and
was sealed with a small seal, upon which was impressed
Abdul Kerim, the name of the writer.
‘Ah,’ said I, ’may
my lucky stars still protect me, and I will discover
who this Abdul Kerim is, and where the village from
whence he writes, and then the hundred tomauns become
mine. However, I let that matter rest for the
moment, to think of the good account to which I might
turn the note from the chief executioner. After
due reflection I wrote as follows:
’O my friend! my soul!
’The note of that friend without compare has
been received, and its contents understood. When
the sacred standard of Islam runs the risk of losing
that lion of lions, that double-bladed sword, that
tower of strength, when he may be saved and preserved,
who can doubt what is to be done? Drink, O friend,
drink wine, and copiously too; and let the enemies
of all true believers tremble. May thy house
prosper, for the melons; but add one more favour to
the many already conferred; lend thy friend a horse,
duly caparisoned, for he has pressing business on
hand, and he will return it safe and sound, as soon
as the star of his destiny shall direct him home again.’
This I impressed with the seal of
the deceased, and determined to present it myself
very early in the morning.
To the other note I wrote the following answer:
’To the well-beloved Abdul Kerim.
’We have received your note, and have understood
its contents. This will be delivered to you by
our confidential Hajji Baba Beg, to whom you will
deliver whatever money you have in hand for us.
On other subjects you will hear from us soon; but
in the meanwhile go on with the bastinado, and we pray
Allah to take you into his holy keeping.’
Having duly accomplished this, I waited
for a proper hour to make my escape from a place where
I was in momentary danger of a discovery, which perhaps
might bring me to an ignominious end. It was past
midnight, and I was preparing to issue in great secrecy
from my room, when the door was gently pressed as
if some one wanted admittance. My fright may
better be imagined than described. I expected
to see, at least, the daroga (police magistrate)
and all his officers rush in and seize me; and I waited
in agony for the result of the intrusion, when I heard
the sound of a female voice whispering words which
my agitation prevented my understanding. Whatever
might have been the object of the visit, I had but
one answer to give, and that was a loud and heavy
snore, which sufficiently proclaimed that the occupant
of the apartment was in no humour to be disturbed.
I waited for some time until I thought
that everything was hushed throughout the mansion,
then made my way quietly to the principal entrance,
which having easily opened, I fled as if pursued.
I watched the best opportunities to steal along the
streets without meeting the police, and without being
discovered by the sentinels on duty. The day
at length dawned, and the bazaars, little by little,
began to open. Dressed as I was in the mollah
bashi’s clothes, my first care was to make such
alterations in them that they should not hold me up
to suspicion, and this I did for a trifling expense
at an old clothes’ shop, although, at the same
time, I took care not to part with any of the valuable
articles which had fallen into my possession.
I then proceeded to the house of the
chief executioner, where I presented my note to a
servant, an utter stranger to me, saying, that the
mollah bashi requested an immediate answer, as he was
about going from the city on important business.
To my delight, I was informed that
the great personage was in his anderun, and that he
must for the present delay sending a written answer;
but that in the meanwhile he had ordered one of his
horses to be delivered to me.
O how I eyed the beast as I saw him
led out of the stable, with the gold-pommelled and
velvet-seated saddle, with the gold chain dangling
over his head, and the bridle inlaid with enamelled
knobs. I almost dreaded to think that all this
was about to become my property, and that such luck
could not last long. So strong was this apprehension
that I was about asking for trappings less gaudy and
more serviceable; but again, I thought that any delay
might be my ruin; so without mincing the matter I
mounted him, and in a very short time had passed the
gates of the city, and was far advanced into the country.
I rode on, without stopping or once
looking behind, until I had got among some of the
broken ground produced by the large and undefined bed
of the river Caraj, and there I made a halt. I
recollected to have heard that the village of the
mollah bashi lay somewhere in the direction of Hamadan,
and consequently I directed my course thither.
But, to say the truth, when pausing to breathe, I
was so alarmed at the extraordinary turn which my
fortunes had taken, that, like one dizzy on the brink
of a precipice, invaded by a sort of impulse to precipitate
himself, it was with some difficulty that I could
persuade myself not to return and deliver up my person
to justice. ‘I am,’ said I, ’nothing
more nor less than a thief, and, if caught, should
duly be blown from the mouth of a mortar. But
then, on the other hand, who made me so? Surely,
if takdeer (destiny) will work such wonderful
effects, it can be no fault of mine. I sought
not the death of the mollah bashi; but if he chooses
to come and breathe his last in my lap, and if, whether
I will or no, I am to be taken for him, then it is
plain that fate has made me his vakeel, his representative;
and whatever I do so long as I remain in that character
is lawful then his clothes are my clothes,
his hundred tomauns are my hundred tomauns, and whatever
I have written in his name is lawfully written.’
Revived by these conclusions, I again
mounted and proceeded to the nearest village, to inquire
where the property of the chief priest was situated,
and if a person of the name of Abdul Kerim was known
in the neighbourhood. As if the dice were determined
to keep turning up in my favour, I found that the
very next village, about one parasang distant, was
the one in question, and Abdul Kerim a priest of that
name who superintended the interests and collected
the revenues of his deceased master. ‘Ho,’
said I, ’a priest! I must change the tone
of the letter and insert his proper titles.’
I immediately sat clown on the ground, taking the
inkstand from my pocket, and cutting off a slip of
paper from the roll in my girdle I framed my note
anew, and then proceeded on my errand, determined,
if I obtained possession of the hundred tomauns, to
take the shortest road to the nearest Persian frontier.