The Three Jolly Anglers is an inn
of a distinctly jovial aspect, with its toppling gables,
its creaking sign, and its bright lattices, which,
like merry little twinkling eyes, look down upon the
eternal river to-day with the same half-waggish, half-kindly
air as they have done for generations.
Upon its battered sign, if you look
closely enough, you may still see the Three Anglers
themselves, somewhat worn and dim with time and stress
of weather, yet preserving their jollity through it
all with an heroic fortitude as they doubtless
will do until they fade away altogether.
It is an inn with raftered ceilings,
and narrow, winding passageways; an inn with long,
low chambers full of unexpected nooks and corners,
with great four-post beds built for tired giants it
would seem, and wide, deep chimneys reminiscent of
Gargantuan rounds of beef; an inn whose very walls
seem to exude comfort, as it were the solid
comfortable comfort of a bygone age.
Of all the many rooms here to be found
I love best that which is called the Sanded Parlour.
Never were wainscoted walls of a mellower tone, never
was pewter more gleaming, never were things more bright
and speckless, from the worn, quaint andirons on the
hearth to the brass-bound blunderbuss, with the two
ancient fishing-rods above. At one end of the
room was a long, low casement, and here I leaned,
watching the river near-by, and listening to its never-ceasing
murmur. I had dined an hour ago; the beef had
been excellent it always is at the Three
Jolly Anglers and the ale beyond all criticism;
also my pipe seemed to have an added flavour.
Yet despite all this I did not enjoy
that supreme content that philosophical
calm which such beef and such ale surely warranted.
But then, who ever heard of Love and Philosophy going
together?
Away over the uplands a round, harvest
moon was beginning to rise, flecking the shadowy waters
with patches of silver, and, borne to my ears upon
the warm, still air, came the throb of distant violins.
This served only to deepen my melancholy, reminding
me that somebody or other was giving a ball to-night;
and Lisbeth was there, and Mr. Selwyn was there, of
course, and I I was here alone
with the brass-bound blunderbuss, the ancient fishing-rods
and the antique andirons on the hearth; with none
to talk to save the moon, and the jasmine that had
crept in at the open casement. And noting the
splendour of the night, I experienced towards Lisbeth
a feeling of pained surprise, that she should prefer
the heat and garish glitter of a ball-room to walking
beneath such a moon with me.
Indeed, it was a wondrous night! one
of those warm still nights which seem full of vague
and untold possibilities! A night with magic
in the air, when elves and fairies dance within their
grassy rings, or biding amid the shade of trees, peep
out at one between the leaves; or again, some gallant
knight on mighty steed may come pacing slowly from
the forest shadows, with the moonlight bright upon
his armour.
Yes, surely there was magic in the
air to-right! I half wished that some enchanter
might, by a stroke of his fairy wand, roll back the
years and leave me in the brutal, virile, Good Old
Times, when men wooed and won their loves by might
and strength of arm, and not by gold, as is so often
the case in these days of ours. To be mounted
upon my fiery steed, lance in hand and sword on thigh,
riding down the leafy alleys of the woods yonder,
led by the throbbing, sighing melody. To burst
upon the astonished dancers like a thunder-clap; to
swing her up to my saddle-bow, and clasped in each
other’s arms, to plunge into the green mystery
of forest.
My fancies had carried me thus far
when I became aware of a small, furtive figure, dodging
from one patch of shadow to another. Leaning
from the window, I made out the form of a somewhat
disreputable urchin, who, dropping upon hands and
knees, proceeded to crawl towards me over the grass
with a show of the most elaborate caution.
“Hallo!” I exclaimed,
“halt and give the counter-sign!” The
urchin sat up on his heels and stared at me with a
pair of very round, bright eyes.
“Please, are you Mr. Uncle Dick?” he inquired.
“Oh,” I said, “you
come from the Imp, I presume.” The boy
nodded a round head, at the same time fumbling with
something in his pocket.
“And whom may you be?” I inquired, conversationally.
“I’m Ben, I am.”
“The gardener’s boy?”
Again the round head nodded acquiescence, as with
much writhing and twisting he succeeded in drawing
a heterogeneous collection of articles from his pocket,
whence he selected a very dirty and crumpled piece
of paper.
“He wants a ladder so’s
he can git out, but it’s too big fer me
to lift, so he told me to give you this here so’s
you would come an’ rescue him please,
Mr. Uncle Dick.” With which lucid explanation
Ben handed me the crumpled note.
Spreading it out upon the windowsill,
I managed to make out as follows:
Dear unkel dick:
I’m riting this with my hart’s blood bekors
I’m a prisner in a gloomie dungun. It
isn’t really my hart’s blood it’s
only red ink, so don’t worry. Aunty lisbath
cent me to bed just after tea bekors she said I’m
norty, and when she’d gone Nurse locked me in
so i can’t get out and I’m tired of being
a prisner, so please i want you to get the ladda and
let me eskape, please unkel dick, will you.
yours till deth,
Reginald Augustus.
Auntie was reading Ivanhoe to us and
I’ve been the Black Knight and you can be Gurth
the swine-herd if you like.
“So that’s the way of it?” I said.
“Well! well! such an appeal
shall not go unanswered, at least. Wait there,
my trusty Benjamin, and I’ll be with you anon.”
Pausing only to refill my tobacco-pouch and get my
cap, I sallied out into the fragrant night, and set
off along the river, the faithful Benjamin trotting
at my heels.
Very soon we were skirting blooming
flower-beds, and crossing trim lawns, until at length
we reached a certain wing of the house from a window
of which a pillow-case was dangling by means of a string.
“That’s for provisions!”
volunteered Ben; “we pertended he was starving,
so he lets it down an’ I fill it with onions
out of the vegetable garden.” At this
moment the curly head of the Imp appeared at the window,
followed by the major portion of his person.
“Oh, Uncle Dick!” he cried
in a loud stage-whisper, “I think you had better
be the Black Knight, ’cause you’re so big,
you know.”
“Imp,” I said, “get
in at once, do you want to break your neck?”
The Imp obediently wriggled into safety.
“The ladder’s in the tool-house,
Uncle Dick Ben’ll show you. Will
you get it, please?” he pleaded in a wheedling
tone.
“First of all, my Imp, why did
your Auntie Lisbeth send you to bed had
you been a very naughty boy?”
“No-o!” he answered, after
a moment’s pause, “I don’t think
I was so very naughty I only painted Dorothy
like an Indian chief green, with red spots,
an’ she looked fine, you know.”
“Green, with red spots!” I repeated.
“Yes; only auntie didn’t seem to like
it.”
“I fear your Auntie Lisbeth lacks an eye for
colour.”
“Yes, ’fraid so; she sent me to bed for
it, you know.”
“Still, Imp, under the circumstances
I think it would be best if you got undressed and
went to sleep.”
“Oh, but I can’t, Uncle Dick!”
“Why not, my Imp?”
“‘Cause the moon’s
so very bright, an’ everything looks so fine
down there, an’ I’m sure there’s
fairies about Moon-fairies, you know, and
I’m ’miserable.”
“Miserable, Imp?”
“Yes, Auntie Lisbeth never came
to kiss me good-night, an’ so I can’t
go to sleep, Uncle Dick!”
“Why that alters the case, certainly.”
“Yes, an’ the ladder’s in the tool-house.”
“Imp,” I said, as I turned to follow Benjamin,
“oh, you Imp!”
There are few things in this world
more difficult to manage than a common or garden ladder;
among other peculiarities it has a most unpleasant
knack of kicking out suddenly just as everything appears
to be going smoothly, which is apt to prove disconcerting
to the novice. However, after sundry mishaps
of the kind, I eventually got it reared up to the
window, and a moment afterwards the Imp had climbed
down and stood beside me, drawing the breath of freedom.
As a precautionary measure we proceeded
to hide the ladder in a clump of rhododendrons hard
by, and had but just done so when Benjamin uttered
a cry of warning and took to his heels, while the Imp
and I sought shelter behind a friendly tree.
And not a whit too soon, for, scarcely had we done
so, when two figures came round a corner of the house two
figures who walked very slowly and very close together.
“Why it’s Betty-the cook, you know-an’
Peter!” whispered the Imp.
Almost opposite our hiding-place Betty
paused to sigh heavily and stare up at the moon.
“Oh, Peter!” she murmured, “look
at that there orb!”
“Ar!” said Peter, gazing obediently upward.
“Peter, ain’t it ’eavenly; don’t
it stir your very soul?”
“Ar!” said Peter.
“Peter, are you sure you loves
me more than that Susan thing at the doctor’s?”
A corduroy coat-sleeve crept slowly about Betty’s
plump waist, and there came the unmistakable sound
of a kiss.
“Really and truly, Peter?”
“Ar!” said Peter, “so
’elp me Sam!” The kissing sound was repeated,
and they walked on once more, only closer than ever
now on account of the corduroy coat-sleeve.
“Those two are in love, you
know,” nodded the Imp. “Peter says
the cheese-cakes she makes are enough to drive any
man into marrying her, whether he wants to or not,
an’ I heard Betty telling Jane that she adored
Peter, ’cause he had so much soul! Why
is it,” he inquired, thoughtfully, as he watched
the two out of sight, “why is it, Uncle Dick,
that people in love always look so silly?”
“Do you think so?” I asked, as I paused
to light my pipe.
“’Course I do!”
returned the Imp; “what’s any one got to
put their arm round girls for, just as if they wanted
holding up I think it’s awfull’
silly!”
“Of course it is, Imp your
wisdom is unassailable still, do you know,
I can understand a man being foolish enough to do it occasionally.”
“But you never would, Uncle Dick?”
“Alas, Imp!” I said, shaking
my head, “Fortune seems to preclude all chances
of it.”
“‘Course you wouldn’t,”
he exclaimed; “an’ Ivanhoe wouldn’t ”
“Ah, but he did!” I put in; “have
you forgotten Rowena?”
“Oh!” cried the Imp dolefully,
“do you really think he ever put his arm round
her?”
“Sure of it,” I nodded.
The Imp seemed much cast down, and even shocked.
“But there was the Black Knight,”
he said, brightening suddenly “Richard
of the Lion Heart, you know he never did!”
“Not while he was fighting,
of course, but afterwards, if history is to be believed,
he very frequently did; and we are all alike, Imp everybody
does sooner or later.”
“But why? Why should any
one want to put their arm round a girl, Uncle Dick?”
“For the simple reason that
the girl is there to put it round, I suppose.
And now, Imp, let us talk of fish.”
Instinctively we had wandered towards
the river, and now we stood to watch the broad, silver
path made by the moon across the mystery of its waters.
“I love to see the shine upon
the river like that,” said the Imp, dreamily;
“Auntie Lisbeth says it’s the path that
the Moon-fairies come down by to bring you nice dreams
when you’ve been good. I’ve got out
of bed lots of times an’ watched an’ watched,
but I’ve never seen them come. Do you
think there are fairies in the moon, Uncle Dick?”
“Undoubtedly,” I answered;
“how else does it keep so bright? I used
to wonder once how they managed to make it shine so.”
“It must need lots of rubbing!”
said the Imp; “I wonder if they ever get tired?”
“Of course they do, Imp, and
disheartened, too, sometimes, like the rest of us,
and then everything is black, and people wonder where
the moon is. But they are very brave, these
Moon-fairies, and they never quite lose hope, you
know; so they presently go back to their rubbing and
polishing, always starting at one edge. And in
a little while we see it begin to shine again, very
small and thin at first, like a ”
“Thumb-nail!”
“Yes, just like a thumb-nail;
and so they go on working and working at it until
it gets as big and round and bright as it is to-night.”
Thus we walked together through a
fairy world, the Imp and I, while above the murmur
of the waters, above the sighing of the trees, came
the soft, tremulous melody of the violins.
“I do wish I had lived when
there were knights like Ivanhoe,” burst out
the Imp suddenly; “it must have been fine to
knock a man off his horse with your lance.”
“Always supposing he didn’t knock you
off first, Imp.”
“Oh! I should have been
the sort of knight that nobody could knock off, you
know. An’ I’d have wandered about
on my faithful charger, fighting all sorts of caddish
barons, and caitiffs, an’ slaying giants; an’
I’d have rescued lovely ladies from castles
grim though I wouldn’t have put my
arm round them, of course!”
“Perish the thought, my Imp!”
“Uncle Dick!” he said,
insinuatingly, “I do wish you’d be the
Black Knight, an’ let me be Ivanhoe.”
“But there are no caitiffs and
things left for us to fight, Imp, and no lovely ladies
to rescue from castles grim, alas!”
Now we had been walking on, drawn
almost imperceptibly by the magic thread of the melody,
which had led us, by devious paths, to a low stone
wall, beyond which we could see the gleam of lighted
windows and the twinkle of fairy-lamps among the trees.
And over there, amid the music and laughter, was
Lisbeth in all the glory of her beauty, happy, of
course, and light-hearted; and here, beneath the moon,
was I.
“We could pretend this was a
castle grim, you know, Uncle Dick, full of dungeons
an’ turrets, an’ that we were going to
rescue Auntie Lisbeth.”
“Imp,” I said, “that’s really
a great idea.”
“I wish I’d brought my
trusty sword,” he sighed, searching about for
something to supply its place; “I left it under
my pillow, you know.”
Very soon, however, he had procured
two sticks, somewhat thin and wobbly, yet which, by
the magic of imagination, became transformed into
formidable, two-edged swords, with one of which he
armed me, the other he flourished above his head.
“Forward, gallant knights!”
he cried; “the breach! the breach! On! on!
St. George, for Merrie England!” With the words
he clambered upon the wall and disappeared upon the
other side.
For a moment I hesitated, and then,
inspired by the music and the thought of Lisbeth,
I followed suit. It was all very mad, of course,
but who cared for sanity on such a night certainly
not I.
“Careful now, Imp!” I
cautioned; “if any one should see us they’ll
take us for thieves, or lunatics, beyond a doubt.”
We found ourselves in an enclosed
garden with a walk which led between rows of fruit
trees. Following this, it brought us out upon
a broad stretch of lawn, with here and there a great
tree, and beyond, the gleaming windows of the house.
Filled with the spirit of adventure, we approached,
keeping in the shadow as much as possible, until we
could see figures that strolled to and fro upon the
terrace or promenaded the walks below.
The excitement of dodging our way
among so many people was intense; time and again we
were only saved from detection by more than one wandering
couple, owing to the fact that all their attention
was centred in themselves. For instance, we
were skirmishing round a clump of laurels, to gain
the shadow of the terrace, when we almost ran into
the arms of a pair; but they didn’t see us for
the very good reason that she was staring at the moon,
and he at her.
“So sweet of you, Archibald!” she was
saying.
“What did she call him ’bald
for, Uncle Dick?” inquired the Imp in a loud
stage-whisper, as I dragged him down behind the laurels.
“He’s not a bit bald, you know!
An’ I say, Uncle Dick, did you see his arm, it
was round ”
“Yes yes!” I nodded.
“Just like Peter’s, you know.”
“Yes yes, I saw.”
“I wonder why she called him ”
“Hush!” I broke in, “his name is
Archibald, I suppose.”
“Well, I hope when I grow up nobody will ever
call me ”
“Hush!” I said again,
“not a word there’s your Auntie
Lisbeth! She was, indeed, standing upon the terrace,
within a yard of our hiding-place, and beside her
was Mr. Selwyn.
“Uncle Dick,” whispered
the irrepressible Imp, “do you think if we watch
long enough that Mr. Selwyn will put his arm round ”
“Shut up!” I whispered
savagely. Lisbeth was clad in a long, trailing
gown of dove-coloured silk one of those
close-fitting garments that make the uninitiated,
such as myself, wonder how they are ever got on.
Also, she wore a shawl, which I was sorry for, because
I have always been an admirer of beautiful things,
and Lisbeth’s neck and shoulders are glorious.
Mr. Selwyn stood beside her with a plate of ice cream
in his hand, which he handed to her, and they sat
down. As I watched her and noticed her weary,
bored air, and how wistfully she gazed up at the silver
disc of the moon, I experienced a feeling of decided
satisfaction.
“Yes,” said Lisbeth, toying
absently with the ice cream, “he painted Dorothy’s
face with stripes of red and green enamel, and goodness
only knows how we can ever get it all off!”
Mr. Selwyn was duly shocked and murmured
something about ’the efficacy of turpentine’
in such an emergency.
“Of course, I had to punish
him,” continued Lisbeth, “so I sent him
to bed immediately after tea, and never went to say
good-night, or tuck him up as I usually do, and it
has been worrying me all the evening.”
Mr. Selwyn was sure that he was all
right, and positively certain that at this moment
he was wrapped in balmy slumber. Despite my warning
grasp, the Imp chuckled, but we were saved by the band
striking up. Mr. Selwyn rose, giving his arm
to Lisbeth, and they re-entered the ball-room.
One by one the other couples followed suit until the
long terrace was deserted. Now, upon Lisbeth’s
deserted chair, showing wonderfully pink in the soft
glow of the Chinese lanterns, was the ice cream.
“Uncle Dick,” said the
Imp in his thoughtful way, “I think I’ll
be a bandit for a bit.”
“Anything you like,” I
answered rashly, “so long as we get away while
we can.”
“All right,” he whispered,
“I won’t be a minute,” and before
I could stop him he had scrambled down the steps and
fallen to upon the ice cream.
The wonderful celerity with which
the Imp wolfed down that ice cream was positively
awe-inspiring. In less time almost than it takes
to tell the plate was empty. Yet scarcely had
he swallowed the last mouthful when he heard Mr. Selwyn’s
voice close by. In his haste the Imp dropped
his cap, a glaring affair of red and white, and before
he could recover it Lisbeth reappeared, followed by
Mr. Selwyn.
“It certainly is
more pleasant out here!” he was saying.
Lisbeth came straight towards the
cap-it was a moral impossibility that she could fail
to see it yet she sank into her chair without
word or sign. Mr. Selwyn, on the contrary, stood
with the empty ice plate in his hand, staring at it
in wide-eyed astonishment.
“It’s gone!” he exclaimed.
“Oh!” said Lisbeth.
“Most extraordinary!”
Said Mr. Selwyn, fixing his monocle and staring harder
than ever; “I wonder where it can have got to?”
“Perhaps it melted!” Lisbeth
suggested, “and I should so have loved an ice!”
she sighed.
“Then, of course, I’ll
get you another, with pleasure,” he said and
hurried off, eyeing the plate dubiously as he went.
No sooner was Lisbeth alone than she
kicked aside the train of her dress and picked up
the tell-tale cap.
“Imp!” she whispered,
rising to her feet, “Imp, come here at once,
sir!” There was a moment’s breathless
pause, and then the Imp squirmed himself into view.
“Hallo, Auntie Lisbeth!”
he said, with a cheerfulness wholly assumed.
“Oh!” she cried, distressfully,
“whatever does this mean; what are you doing
here? Oh, you naughty boy!”
“Lisbeth,” I said, as
I rose in my turn and confronted her, “Do not
blame the child the fault is mine let
me explain; by means of a ladder ”
“Not here,” she whispered,
glancing nervously towards the ball-room.
“Then come where I can.”
“Impossible!”
“Not at all; you have only to
descend these steps and we can talk undisturbed.”
“Ridiculous!” she said,
stooping to replace the Imp’s cap; but being
thus temptingly within reach, she was next moment beside
us in the shadows.
“Dick, how could you, how dared you?”
“You see, I had to explain,”
I answered very humbly; “I really couldn’t
allow this poor child to bear the blame of my fault ”
“I’m not a ‘poor
child,’ Uncle Dick,” expostulated the Imp;
“I’m a gallant knight and ”
“ The blame of my
fault, Lisbeth,” I continued, “I alone
must face your just resentment, for ”
“Hush!” she whispered, glancing hastily
about.
“ For, by means of
a ladder, Lisbeth, a common or garden ladder ”
“Oh, do be quiet!” she
said, and laid her hand upon my lips, which I immediately
imprisoned there, but for a moment only; the next it
was snatched away as there came the unmistakable sound
of some one approaching.
“Come along, Auntie Lisbeth,”
whispered the Imp, “fear not, we’ll rescue
you.”
Oh! surely there was magic in the
air to-night; for, with a swift, dexterous movement,
Lisbeth had swept her long train across her arm, and
we were running hand in hand, all three of us, running
across lawns and down winding paths between yew hedges,
sometimes so close together that I could feel a tress
of her fragrant hair brushing my face with a touch
almost like a caress. Surely, surely, there was
magic in the air to-night!
Suddenly Lisbeth stopped, flushed and panting.
“Well!” she exclaimed,
staring from me to the Imp, and back again, “was
ever anything so mad!”
“Everything is mad to-night,” I said;
“it’s the moon!”
“To think of my running away like this with
two two ”
“Interlopers,” I suggested.
“I really ought to be very,
very angry with you both of you, she said,
trying to frown.
“No, don’t be angry with
us, Auntie Lisbeth,” pleaded the Imp, “’cause
you are a lovely lady in a castle grim, an’ we
are two gallant knights, so we had to come an’
rescue you; an’ you never came to kiss me good-night,
an’ I’m awfull’ sorry ’bout
painting Dorothy’s face really!”
“Imp,” cried Lisbeth,
falling on her knees regardless of her silks and laces,
“Imp, come and kiss me.” The Imp
drew out a decidedly grubby handkerchief, and, having
rubbed his lips with it, obeyed.
“Now, Uncle Dick!” he
said, and offered me the grubby handkerchief.
Lisbeth actually blushed.
“Reginald!” she exclaimed,
“whatever put such an idea into your head?”
“Oh! everybody’s always
kissing somebody you know,” he nodded; “an’
it’s Uncle Dick’s turn now.”
Lisbeth rose from her knees and began
to pat her rebellious hair into order. Now,
as she raised her arms, her shawl very naturally slipped
to the ground; and standing there, with her eyes laughing
up at me beneath their dark lashes, with the moonlight
in her hair, and gleaming upon the snow of her neck
and shoulders, she had never seemed quite so bewilderingly,
temptingly beautiful before.
“Dick,” she said, “I
must go back at once before they miss me.”
“Go back!” I repeated, “never that
is, not yet.”
“But suppose any one saw us!” she said,
with a hairpin in her mouth.
“They shan’t,” I answered; “you
will see to that, won’t you, Imp?”
“’Course I will, Uncle Dick!”
“Then go you, Sir Knight, and
keep faithful ward behind yon apple tree, and let
no base varlet hither come; that is, if you see any
one, be sure to tell me.” The Imp saluted
and promptly disappeared behind the apple tree in
question, while I stood watching Lisbeth’s dexterous
fingers and striving to remember a line from Keats
descriptive of a beautiful woman in the moonlight.
Before I could call it to mind, however, Lisbeth
interrupted me.
“Don’t you think you might
pick up my shawl instead of staring at me as if I
was ”
“The most beautiful woman in the world!”
I put in.
“Who is catching her death of
cold,” she laughed, yet for all her light tone
her eyes drooped before mine as I obediently wrapped
the shawl about her, in the doing of which, my arm
being round her, very naturally stayed there, and wonder
of wonders, was not repulsed. And at this very
moment, from the shadowy trees behind us, came the
rich, clear song of a nightingale.
Oh! most certainly the air was full of magic to-night!
“Dick,” said Lisbeth very
softly as the trilling notes died away, “I thought
one could only dream such a night as this is.”
“And yet life might hold many
such for you and me, if you would only let it, Lisbeth,”
I reminded her. She did not answer.
“Not far from the village of Down, in Kent,”
I began.
“There stands a house,”
she put in, staring up at the moon with dreamy eyes.
“A very old house, with twisted
Tudor chimneys and pointed gables you see
I have it all by heart, Dick a house with
wide stairways and long pannelled chambers ”
“Very empty and desolate at
present,” I added. “And amongst other
things, there is a rose-garden they call
it My Lady’s Garden, Lisbeth, though no lady
has trod its winding paths for years and years.
But I have dreamed, many and many a time, that we
stood among the roses, she and I, upon just such another
night as this is. So I keep the old house ready
and the gardens freshly trimmed, ready for my lady’s
coming; must I wait much longer, Lisbeth?” As
I ended the nightingale took up the story, pleading
my cause for me, filling the air with a melody now
appealing, now commanding, until it gradually died
away in one long note of passionate entreaty.
Lisbeth sighed and turned towards
me, but as she did so I felt a tug at my coat, and,
looking round, beheld the Imp.
“Uncle Dick,” he said,
his eyes studiously averted, doubtless on account
of the position of my arm, “here’s Mr.
Selwyn!”
With a sudden exclamation Lisbeth
started from me and gathered up her skirts to run.
“Whereaway, my Imp?”
“Coming across the lawn.”
“Reginald,” I said, solemnly,
“listen to me; you must sally out upon him with
lance in rest, tell him you are a Knight-errant, wishful
to uphold the glory of that faire ladye, your
Auntie Lisbeth, and whatever happens you must manage
to keep him away from here, do you understand?”
“Yes, only I do wish I’d brought my trusty
sword, you know,” he sighed.
“Never mind that now, Imp.”
“Will Auntie Lisbeth be quite ”
“She will be all right.”
“I suppose if you put your arm ”
“Never mind my arm, Imp, go!”
“Then fare thee well!”
said he, and with a melodramatic flourish of his lance,
trotted off.
“What did he mean about your arm, Dick?”
“Probably this!” I answered, slipping
it around her again.
“But you must get away at once,”
whispered Lisbeth; “if Mr. Selwyn should see
you ”
“I intend that he shall.
Oh, it will be quite simple; while he is talking
to me you can get back to the ”
“Hush!” she whispered, laying her fingers
on my lips; “listen!”
“Hallo, Mr. Selwyn!” came in the Imp’s
familiar tones.
“Why, good Heavens!” exclaimed
another voice, much too near to be pleasant, “what
on earth are you doing here and at this
time of night?”
“Looking for base varlets!”
“Don’t you know that all
little boys all nice little boys should
have been in bed hours ago?”
“But I’m not a nice little
boy; I’m a Knight-errant; would you like to
get a lance, Mr. Selwyn, an’ break it with me
to the glory of my Auntie Lisbeth?”
“The question is, what has become
of her?” said Mr. Selwyn. We waited almost
breathlessly for the answer.
“Oh! I ’specks she’s
somewhere looking at the moon; everybody looks at
the moon, you know; Betty does, an’ the lady
with the man with a funny name ’bout being bald,
an’-”
“I think you had better come
up to the house,” said Mr. Selwyn.
“Do you think you could get
me an ice cream if I did?” asked the Imp, persuasively;
“nice an’ pink, you know, with ”
“An ice!” repeated Mr.
Selwyn; “I wonder how many you have had already
to-night?”
The time for action was come.
“Lisbeth,” I said, “we must go;
such happiness as this could not last; how should
it? I think it is given us to dream over in
less happy days. For me it will be a memory to
treasure always, and yet there might be one thing more a
little thing Lisbeth can you guess?”
She did not speak, but I saw the dimple come and
go at the corner of her mouth, so I stooped and kissed
her. For a moment, all too brief, we stood thus,
with the glory of the moonlight about us; then I was
hurrying across the lawn after Selwyn and the Imp.
“Ah, Mr. Selwyn!” I said
as I overtook them, “so you have found him,
have you?” Mr. Selwyn turned to regard me, surprise
writ large upon him, from the points of his immaculate,
patent-leather shoes, to the parting of his no less
immaculate hair.
“So very good of you,”
I continued; “you see he is such a difficult
object to recover when once he gets mislaid; really,
I’m awfully obliged.” Mr. Selwyn’s
attitude was politely formal. He bowed.
“What is it to-night,” he inquired, “pirates?”
“Hardly so bad as that,”
I returned; “to-night the air is full of the
clash of armour and the ring of steel; if you do not
hear it that is not our fault.”
“An’ the woods are full
of caddish barons and caitiff knaves, you know, aren’t
they, Uncle Dick?”
“Certainly,” I nodded,
“with lance and spear-point twinkling through
the gloom, but in the silver glory of the moon, Mr.
Selwyn, walk errant damozels and ladyes faire,
and again, if you don’t see them, the loss is
yours.” As I spoke, away upon the terrace
a grey shadow paused a moment ere it was swallowed
in the brilliance of the ball-room; seeing which I
did not mind the slightly superior smile that curved
Mr. Selwyn’s very precise moustache; after all,
my rhapsody had not been altogether thrown away.
As I ended, the opening bars of a waltz floated out
to us. Mr. Selwyn glanced back over his shoulder.
“Ah! I suppose you can find your way out?”
he inquired.
“Oh, yes, thanks.”
“Then if you will excuse me,
I think I’ll leave you to ah to
do it; the next dance is beginning, and ah ”
“Certainly,” I said, “of
course good-night, and much obliged really!”
Mr. Selwyn bowed, and, turning away, left us to our
own resources.
“I should have liked another
ice, Uncle Dick,” sighed the Imp, regretfully.
“Knights never ate ice cream!”
I said, as we set off along the nearest path.
“Uncle Dick,” said the
Imp suddenly, “do you ’spose Mr. Selwyn
wants to put his arm round Auntie Lis ”
“Possibly!”
“An’ do you ’spose that Auntie Lisbeth
wants Mr. Selwyn to ”
“I don’t know of course not er kindly
shut up, will you, Imp?”
“I only wanted to know, you know,” he
murmured.
Therewith we walked on in silence
and I fell to dreaming of Lisbeth again, of how she
had sighed, of the look in her eyes as she turned to
me with her answer trembling on her lips the
answer which the Imp had inadvertently cut short.
In this frame of mind I drew near to that corner
of the garden where she had stood with me, that quiet,
shady corner, which henceforth would remain enshrined
within my memory for her sake which
I stopped suddenly short at the sight
of two figures one in the cap and apron
of a waiting maid and the other in the gorgeous plush
and cold braid of a footman; and they were standing
upon the very spot where Lisbeth and I had stood,
and in almost the exact attitude it was
desecration. I stood stock still despite the
Imp’s frantic tugs at my coat all other feelings
swallowed up in one of half-amused resentment.
Thus the resplendent footman happened to turn his head,
presently espied me, and removing his plush-clad arm
from the waist of the trim maid-servant, and doubling
his fists, strode towards us with a truly terrible
mien.
“And w’ot might your game
be?” he inquired, with that supercilious air
inseparable to plush and gold braid; “oh, I know
your kind, I do I know yer!”
“Then, fellow,” quoth
I, “I know not thee, by Thor, I swear it and
Og the Terrible, King of Bashan!”
“’Ogs is it?” said
he indignantly, “don’t get trying to come
over me with yer ’ogs; no nor yet yer fellers!
The question is, wo’t are you ’anging
round ’ere for?” Now, possibly deceived
by my pacific attitude, or inspired by the bright
eyes of the trim maid-servant, he seized me, none
too gently, by the collar, to the horrified dismay
of the Imp.
“Nay, but I will, give thee moneys ”
“You are a-going to come up
to the ’ouse with me, and no blooming nonsense
either; d’ye ’ear?”
“Then must I needs smite thee
for a barbarous dog hence base
slave begone!” Wherewith I delivered
what is technically known in “sporting”
circles as a “right hook in the ear,” followed
by a “left swing to the chin,” and my
assailant immediately disappeared behind a bush, with
a flash of pink silk calves and buckled shoes.
Then, while the trim maidservant filled the air with
her lamentations, the imp and I ran hot-foot for the
wall, over which I bundled him neck and crop, and
we set off pell-mell along the river-path.
“Oh, Uncle Dick,” he panted,
“how how fine you are! you knocked
yon footman I mean varlet from
his saddle like like anything. Oh,
I do wish you would play like this every night!”
“Heaven forbid!” I exclaimed fervently.
Coming at last to the shrubbery gate,
we paused awhile to regain our breath.
“Uncle Dick,” said the
Imp, regarding me with a thoughtful eye, “did
you see his arm I mean before you smote
him ’hip and thigh’?”
“I did.”
“It was round her waist.”
“Imp, it was.”
“Just like Peter’s?”
“Yes.”
“An’ the man with the funny name?”
“Archibald’s, yes,”
“An’ an ”
“And mine,” I put in, seeing he paused.
“Uncle Dick why?”
“Ah! who knows, Imp perhaps
it was the Moon-magic. And now by my troth!
’tis full time all good knights were snoring,
so hey for bed and the Slumber-world!”
The ladder was dragged from its hiding
place, and the Imp, having mounted, watched me from
his window as I returned it to the laurels for very
obvious reasons.
“We didn’t see any fairies, did we, Uncle
Dick?”
“Well, I think I did, Imp, just
for a moment; I may have been mistaken, of course,
but anyhow, it has been a very wonderful night all
the same. And so God rest you, fair
Knight!”