One day a miner laid his two fingers
cross-wise, and twisting his head to one side as he
spirted a stream of tobacco juice across the saloon,
said: “Sandy is a infernal fool.”
The men winked, and he went on. “He wants
to marry that ere Widow. Wal, now, that ere Widow
is in love with that ere boy. Nobody to blame.
You see if the Widow loves the boy that’s the
Widow’s bizness, not mine; only Sandy mustn’t
be a fool. Besides,” and here
the man’s voice sank low, and he looked around
as if he feared a Danite might be standing at his
elbow “besides, its my private opinion
that that ere Widow is the Nancy Williams.”
It was late in the Fall, and it certainly
must have been a cold, frosty morning, for Sandy’s
teeth chattered together as if he had an ague, when
he told the Judge.
In fact, he stood around the Howling
Wilderness more than half a day, but he could not,
or at least would not drink, though he did very many
foolish things, and seemed ill at ease and troubled
in a way that was new to him.
At last he got the Judge to one side.
He took him by the collar with both hands, he backed
him up in a corner, and, as he did so, his teeth chattered
and ground together as if he stood half-naked on the
everlasting snows that surrounded them. He pushed
his face down into the red apple-like face of the
magistrate, and began as if he was about to reveal
the most terrible crime in the annals of the world.
All the time he was holding on to the Judge with both
hands, as if he feared he might not listen to his
proposal, but tear away and attempt to escape.
At last Sandy drew a sharp, short
breath, and blurted out what he had to say, as if
it was tearing out his lungs.
“Good, good!”
The Judge drew a long breath.
He swelled out to nearly twice his usual importance.
You could have seen him grow.
It was now the Judge’s turn
to lay hold of Sandy. For now, as the great strong
man had accomplished his fearful task, told his secret,
and done all that was necessary to do, he wanted to
get away, to go home, go anywhere and collect his
thoughts, and to rest.
The Judge held him there, told him
the great advantages that would come of it, the high
responsibility that he was about to put his shoulder
to, and talked to him, in fact, till he grew white
and stiff as a sign-post. Yet all that Sandy
could remember, for almost all that he said, was something
about “the glorious climate of Californy.”
Never rode a king into his capital
with such majesty as did the Judge the next day enter
the Forks. He was swelling, bursting with the
importance of his secret. But now he had Sandy’s
permission to tell the boys, and he went straight
to the Howling Wilderness for that purpose.
His face glowed like the fire as he
stood there rubbing his hands above the great mounting
blaze, and bowing right and left in a patronizing
sort of a way to the miners who had sauntered into
the saloon.
At last the little red-faced man turned
his back to the fire, stuck his two hands back behind
his coat-tails, which he kept lifting up and down
and fanning carelessly, as if in deep thought stood
almost tip-toe, stuck out his round little belly,
and seemed about to burst with his secret.
“O this wonderful Californy
climate!” He puffed a little as he said this,
and fanned his coat-tails a little bit higher, perked
out his belly a little bit further, and stood there
as if he expected some one to speak. But as the
miners seemed to think they had heard something like
this before, or, at least, that the remark was not
wholly new, none of them felt called upon to respond.
“Well” the
little man tilted up on his toes as he said this, and
took in a long breath “hit comes
off about the next snow fall.”
He had said these words one at a time,
and by inches as it were, slowly, deliberately, as
if he knew perfectly well that he had something to
say, and that the men were bound to listen.
This time they all looked up, and
half of them spoke. And oh, didn’t he torture
them! Not that he pretended to keep his secret
of half a day not at all! On the contrary,
he kept talking on, and tip-toeing, and fanning his
coat-tails, and pushing out his belly, and puffing
out his cheeks, just as careless and indifferent as
if all the world knew just what he was going to say,
and was perfectly familiar with the subject.
“Yes, gentlemen,” puffed the little man,
“on or about the next snow-fall the Widow, as
a widow, ceases to exist. That lovely flower,
my friends, is to be transplanted from its present
bed to to into the O
this wonderful climate of Californy!”
The Howling Wilderness was as silent as the
Catacombs of Rome for nearly a minute.
Then Sandy had not been deterred either
by the Widow’s strange intimacy with the eccentric
little Poet, or by the suspicion of the camp that
this woman was the last of the doomed family.
The first thing that was heard was
something like a red-hot cannon-shot. The cinnamon-headed
man behind the bar dodged down behind his barricade
of sand-bags till only his bristling red hair and a
six-shooter were visible. The decanters tilted
together as if there had been an earthquake.
It was a Missourian swearing.
Somebody back in the corner said “Jer-u-sa-lem!” said
it in joints and pieces, and then came forward and
kicked the fire, and stood up by the side of the red
little man, and looked down at him as if he would like
to eat him for a piece of raw beef.
A fair boy, the dreamer, the poet,
went back to a bunk against the further wall, where
the bar-keeper’s bull-dog lay sleeping in his
blankets, and put his arms about his neck, and put
his face down and remained there a long time.
Perhaps he wept. Was he weeping for joy or for
sorrow?
There was a great big grizzly head
moved out of the crowd and up to the bar. The
head rolled on the shoulders from side to side, as
if it was not very firmly fixed there, and did not
particularly care at this particular time whether
it remained there or not. A big fist fell like
a stone on the bar. The glasses jumped as if
frightened half to death; they ran up against each
other, and clinked and huddled together there, and
fairly screamed and split their sides in their terror.
A big mouth opened behind an awful barricade of beard,
again the big fist fell down, again the glasses screamed
and clinked with terror, and the head rolled sidewise
again, and the big mouth opened again, and the big
voice said:
“By the bald-headed Elijah!” and that
was all.
Then there was another calm, and you
might have heard the little brown wood-mice nibbling
at the old boots, and leather belts, and tin cans
stowed away among the other rubbish up in the loft
of the Howling Wilderness.
Then the fist came down again, and
the big mouth opened, and the big mouth said, slow
and loud, and long and savage, like the growl of a
grizzly:
“Swaller my grandmother’s
boots!” Then the man fell back and melted into
the crowd; and whatever romance there was in his life,
whatever sentiment he may have had, whatever poetry
there was pent up in the heart of this great Titan,
it found no other expression than this.
The genteel gambler, who sat behind
a table with its green cloth and silver faro-box,
forgot to throw his card, but held his arm poised in
the air till any man could have seen the Jack of Clubs,
though a thousand dollars’ worth of gold-dust
depended on the turn.
Yet all this soon had an end, of course,
and there was a confusion of tongues, and a noise
that settled gradually over against the bar. Even
then, it was afterwards remarked, though the men really
interested did not know it at the time, that the cinnamon-headed
dealer of drinks put cayenne pepper in a gin cocktail
and Scheidam schnapps in a Tom and Jerry.
Limber Tim was there in their midst,
but was a sad and a silent man. Perhaps he had
been told all about it before, and perhaps not.
Tim was not a talker, but a thinker. This to
him meant the loss of his partner, the man he loved a
divorce.
Poor Limber! he only backed up against
the wall, screwed his back there, twisted one leg
in behind the other, stuck his hands in behind him,
and so stood there till he saw a man looking at him.
Then he flopped over with his face to the wall, dug
up his great pencil from his great pocket, and fell
to writing on the wall, and trying to hide his face
from his fellows.
“Rather sudden, ain’t it, Judge?”
“Well, not so sudden not
so sudden, considerin’ this this this
glorious climate of Californy.”
After awhile, when the monte game
had asserted itself again, and things were going on
in the saloon just about as they were before the Judge
made this announcement, a tall and inquisitive man
with a hatchet face and a hump in his shoulder, and
a twist in his neck, which made him look like an interrogation
point, rose up, and reaching his neck out toward the
bar, said in a sharp whisper:
“I’ll bet a forty dollar
hoss she’s the real Nancy Williams.”
The red-headed bar-keeper bristled
up like a porcupine, and then put out his broad hand
as if it was an extinguisher.