Mr Blenkiron Discourses on Love and War
Three days later I got my orders to
report at Paris for special service. They came
none too soon, for I chafed at each hour’s delay.
Every thought in my head was directed to the game which
we were playing against Ivery. He was the big
enemy, compared to whom the ordinary Boche in the
trenches was innocent and friendly. I had almost
lost interest in my division, for I knew that for
me the real battle-front was not in Picardy, and that
my job was not so easy as holding a length of line.
Also I longed to be at the same work as Mary.
I remember waking up in billets the
morning after the night at the Chateau with the feeling
that I had become extraordinarily rich. I felt
very humble, too, and very kindly towards all the world even
to the Boche, though I can’t say I had ever
hated him very wildly. You find hate more among
journalists and politicians at home than among fighting
men. I wanted to be quiet and alone to think,
and since that was impossible I went about my work
in a happy abstraction. I tried not to look ahead,
but only to live in the present, remembering that a
war was on, and that there was desperate and dangerous
business before me, and that my hopes hung on a slender
thread. Yet for all that I had sometimes to let
my fancies go free, and revel in delicious dreams.
But there was one thought that always
brought me back to hard ground, and that was Ivery.
I do not think I hated anybody in the world but him.
It was his relation to Mary that stung me. He
had the insolence with all his toad-like past to make
love to that clean and radiant girl. I felt that
he and I stood as mortal antagonists, and the thought
pleased me, for it helped me to put some honest detestation
into my job. Also I was going to win. Twice
I had failed, but the third time I should succeed.
It had been like ranging shots for a gun first
short, second over, and I vowed that the third should
be dead on the mark.
I was summoned to G.H.Q., where I
had half an hour’s talk with the greatest British
commander. I can see yet his patient, kindly face
and that steady eye which no vicissitude of fortune
could perturb. He took the biggest view, for
he was statesman as well as soldier, and knew that
the whole world was one battle-field and every man
and woman among the combatant nations was in the battle-line.
So contradictory is human nature, that talk made me
wish for a moment to stay where I was. I wanted
to go on serving under that man. I realized suddenly
how much I loved my work, and when I got back to my
quarters that night and saw my men swinging in from
a route march I could have howled like a dog at leaving
them. Though I say it who shouldn’t, there
wasn’t a better division in the Army.
One morning a few days later I picked
up Mary in Amiens. I always liked the place,
for after the dirt of the Somme it was a comfort to
go there for a bath and a square meal, and it had
the noblest church that the hand of man ever built
for God. It was a clear morning when we started
from the boulevard beside the railway station; and
the air smelt of washed streets and fresh coffee,
and women were going marketing and the little trams
ran clanking by, just as in any other city far from
the sound of guns. There was very little khaki
or horizon-blue about, and I remember thinking how
completely Amiens had got out of the war-zone.
Two months later it was a different story.
To the end I shall count that day
as one of the happiest in my life. Spring was
in the air, though the trees and fields had still their
winter colouring. A thousand good fresh scents
came out of the earth, and the larks were busy over
the new furrows. I remember that we ran up a
little glen, where a stream spread into pools among
sallows, and the roadside trees were heavy with mistletoe.
On the tableland beyond the Somme valley the sun shone
like April. At Beauvais we lunched badly in an
inn badly as to food, but there was an excellent
Burgundy at two francs a bottle. Then we slipped
down through little flat-chested townships to the
Seine, and in the late afternoon passed through St
Germains forest. The wide green spaces among the
trees set my fancy dwelling on that divine English
countryside where Mary and I would one day make our
home. She had been in high spirits all the journey,
but when I spoke of the Cotswolds her face grew grave.
‘Don’t let us speak of
it, Dick,’ she said. ’It’s too
happy a thing and I feel as if it would wither if
we touched it. I don’t let myself think
of peace and home, for it makes me too homesick ...
I think we shall get there some day, you and I ...
but it’s a long road to the Delectable Mountains,
and Faithful, you know, has to die first ...
There is a price to be paid.’
The words sobered me.
‘Who is our Faithful?’ I asked.
‘I don’t know. But he was the best
of the Pilgrims.’
Then, as if a veil had lifted, her
mood changed, and when we came through the suburbs
of Paris and swung down the Champs Elysees she was
in a holiday humour. The lights were twinkling
in the blue January dusk, and the warm breath of the
city came to greet us. I knew little of the place,
for I had visited it once only on a four days’
Paris leave, but it had seemed to me then the most
habitable of cities, and now, coming from the battle-field
with Mary by my side, it was like the happy ending
of a dream.
I left her at her cousin’s house
near the Rue St Honore, and deposited myself, according
to instructions, at the Hotel Louis Quinze. There
I wallowed in a hot bath, and got into the civilian
clothes which had been sent on from London. They
made me feel that I had taken leave of my division
for good and all this time. Blenkiron had a private
room, where we were to dine; and a more wonderful
litter of books and cigar boxes I have never seen,
for he hadn’t a notion of tidiness. I could
hear him grunting at his toilet in the adjacent bedroom,
and I noticed that the table was laid for three.
I went downstairs to get a paper, and on the way ran
into Launcelot Wake.
He was no longer a private in a Labour
Battalion. Evening clothes showed beneath his
overcoat. ‘Hullo, Wake, are you in this
push too?’
‘I suppose so,’ he said,
and his manner was not cordial. ’Anyhow
I was ordered down here. My business is to do
as I am told.’
‘Coming to dine?’ I asked.
‘No. I’m dining with some friends
at the Crillon.’
Then he looked me in the face, and
his eyes were hot as I first remembered them.
‘I hear I’ve to congratulate you, Hannay,’
and he held out a limp hand.
I never felt more antagonism in a human being.
‘You don’t like it?’ I said, for
I guessed what he meant.
‘How on earth can I like it?’
he cried angrily. ’Good Lord, man, you’ll
murder her soul. You an ordinary, stupid, successful
fellow and she she’s the most precious
thing God ever made. You can never understand
a fraction of her preciousness, but you’ll clip
her wings all right. She can never fly now ...’
He poured out this hysterical stuff
to me at the foot of the staircase within hearing
of an elderly French widow with a poodle. I had
no impulse to be angry, for I was far too happy.
‘Don’t, Wake,’ I
said. ’We’re all too close together
to quarrel. I’m not fit to black Mary’s
shoes. You can’t put me too low or her too
high. But I’ve at least the sense to know
it. You couldn’t want me to be humbler
than I felt.’
He shrugged his shoulders, as he went
out to the street. ’Your infernal magnanimity
would break any man’s temper.’
I went upstairs to find Blenkiron,
washed and shaven, admiring a pair of bright patent-leather
shoes.
’Why, Dick, I’ve been
wearying bad to see you. I was nervous you would
be blown to glory, for I’ve been reading awful
things about your battles in the noospapers.
The war correspondents worry me so I can’t take
breakfast.’
He mixed cocktails and clinked his
glass on mine. ’Here’s to the young
lady. I was trying to write her a pretty little
sonnet, but the darned rhymes wouldn’t fit.
I’ve gotten a heap of things to say to you when
we’ve finished dinner.’
Mary came in, her cheeks bright from
the weather, and Blenkiron promptly fell abashed.
But she had a way to meet his shyness, for, when he
began an embarrassed speech of good wishes, she put
her arms round his neck and kissed him. Oddly
enough, that set him completely at his ease.
It was pleasant to eat off linen and
china again, pleasant to see old Blenkiron’s
benignant face and the way he tucked into his food,
but it was delicious for me to sit at a meal with
Mary across the table. It made me feel that she
was really mine, and not a pixie that would vanish
at a word. To Blenkiron she bore herself like
an affectionate but mischievous daughter, while the
desperately refined manners that afflicted him whenever
women were concerned mellowed into something like
his everyday self. They did most of the talking,
and I remember he fetched from some mysterious hiding-place
a great box of chocolates, which you could no longer
buy in Paris, and the two ate them like spoiled children.
I didn’t want to talk, for it was pure happiness
for me to look on. I loved to watch her, when
the servants had gone, with her elbows on the table
like a schoolboy, her crisp gold hair a little rumpled,
cracking walnuts with gusto, like some child who has
been allowed down from the nursery for dessert and
means to make the most of it.
With his first cigar Blenkiron got to business.
’You want to know about the
staff-work we’ve been busy on at home.
Well, it’s finished now, thanks to you, Dick.
We weren’t getting on very fast till you took
to peroosing the press on your sick-bed and dropped
us that hint about the “Deep-breathing”
ads.’
‘Then there was something in it?’ I asked.
’There was black hell in it.
There wasn’t any Gussiter, but there was a mighty
fine little syndicate of crooks with old man Gresson
at the back of them. First thing, I started out
to get the cipher. It took some looking for,
but there’s no cipher on earth can’t be
got hold of somehow if you know it’s there,
and in this case we were helped a lot by the return
messages in the German papers. It was bad stuff
when we read it, and explained the darned leakages
in important noos we’ve been up against.
At first I figured to keep the thing going and turn
Gussiter into a corporation with John S. Blenkiron
as president. But it wouldn’t do, for at
the first hint of tampering with their communications
the whole bunch got skeery and sent out SOS signals.
So we tenderly plucked the flowers.’
‘Gresson, too?’ I asked.
He nodded. ’I guess your
seafaring companion’s now under the sod.
We had collected enough evidence to hang him ten times
over ... But that was the least of it. For
your little old cipher, Dick, gave us a line on Ivery.’
I asked how, and Blenkiron told me
the story. He had about a dozen cross-bearings
proving that the organization of the ‘Deep-breathing’
game had its headquarters in Switzerland. He suspected
Ivery from the first, but the man had vanished out
of his ken, so he started working from the other end,
and instead of trying to deduce the Swiss business
from Ivery he tried to deduce Ivery from the Swiss
business. He went to Berne and made a conspicuous
public fool of himself for several weeks. He
called himself an agent of the American propaganda
there, and took some advertising space in the press
and put in spread-eagle announcements of his mission,
with the result that the Swiss Government threatened
to turn him out of the country if he tampered that
amount with their neutrality. He also wrote a
lot of rot in the Geneva newspapers, which he paid
to have printed, explaining how he was a pacifist,
and was going to convert Germany to peace by ’inspirational
advertisement of pure-minded war aims’.
All this was in keeping with his English reputation,
and he wanted to make himself a bait for Ivery.
But Ivery did not rise to the fly,
and though he had a dozen agents working for him on
the quiet he could never hear of the name Chelius.
That was, he reckoned, a very private and particular
name among the Wild Birds. However, he got to
know a good deal about the Swiss end of the ‘Deep-breathing’
business. That took some doing and cost a lot
of money. His best people were a girl who posed
as a mannequin in a milliner’s shop in Lyons
and a concierge in a big hotel at St Moritz.
His most important discovery was that there was a second
cipher in the return messages sent from Switzerland,
different from the one that the Gussiter lot used
in England. He got this cipher, but though he
could read it he couldn’t make anything out
of it. He concluded that it was a very secret
means of communication between the inner circle of
the Wild Birds, and that Ivery must be at the back
of it ... But he was still a long way from finding
out anything that mattered.
Then the whole situation changed,
for Mary got in touch with Ivery. I must say
she behaved like a shameless minx, for she kept on
writing to him to an address he had once given her
in Paris, and suddenly she got an answer. She
was in Paris herself, helping to run one of the railway
canteens, and staying with her French cousins, the
de Mezieres. One day he came to see her.
That showed the boldness of the man, and his cleverness,
for the whole secret police of France were after him
and they never got within sight or sound. Yet
here he was coming openly in the afternoon to have
tea with an English girl. It showed another thing,
which made me blaspheme. A man so resolute and
single-hearted in his job must have been pretty badly
in love to take a risk like that.
He came, and he called himself the
Capitaine Bommaerts, with a transport job on
the staff of the French G.Q.G. He was on the staff
right enough too. Mary said that when she heard
that name she nearly fell down. He was quite
frank with her, and she with him. They are both
peacemakers, ready to break the laws of any land for
the sake of a great ideal. Goodness knows what
stuff they talked together. Mary said she would
blush to think of it till her dying day, and I gathered
that on her side it was a mixture of Launcelot Wake
at his most pedantic and schoolgirl silliness.
He came again, and they met often,
unbeknown to the decorous Madame de Mezieres.
They walked together in the Bois de Boulogne, and once,
with a beating heart, she motored with him to Auteuil
for luncheon. He spoke of his house in Picardy,
and there were moments, I gathered, when he became
the declared lover, to be rebuffed with a hoydenish
shyness. Presently the pace became too hot, and
after some anguished arguments with Bullivant on the
long-distance telephone she went off to Douvecourt
to Lady Manorwater’s hospital. She went
there to escape from him, but mainly, I think, to
have a look trembling in every limb, mind
you at the Chateau of Eaucourt Sainte-Anne.
I had only to think of Mary to know
just what Joan of Arc was. No man ever born could
have done that kind of thing. It wasn’t
recklessness. It was sheer calculating courage.
Then Blenkiron took up the tale.
The newspaper we found that Christmas Eve in the Chateau
was of tremendous importance, for Bommaerts had pricked
out in the advertisement the very special second cipher
of the Wild Birds. That proved that Ivery was
at the back of the Swiss business. But Blenkiron
made doubly sure.
‘I considered the time had come,’
he said, ’to pay high for valuable noos, so
I sold the enemy a very pretty de-vice. If you
ever gave your mind to ciphers and illicit correspondence,
Dick, you would know that the one kind of document
you can’t write on in invisible ink is a coated
paper, the kind they use in the weeklies to print photographs
of leading actresses and the stately homes of England.
Anything wet that touches it corrugates the surface
a little, and you can tell with a microscope if someone’s
been playing at it. Well, we had the good fortune
to discover just how to get over that little difficulty how
to write on glazed paper with a quill so as the cutest
analyst couldn’t spot it, and likewise how to
detect the writing. I decided to sacrifice that
invention, casting my bread upon the waters and looking
for a good-sized bakery in return ... I had it
sold to the enemy. The job wanted delicate handling,
but the tenth man from me he was an Austrian
Jew did the deal and scooped fifty thousand
dollars out of it. Then I lay low to watch how
my friend would use the de-vice, and I didn’t
wait long.’
He took from his pocket a folded sheet
of L’Illustration. Over a photogravure
plate ran some words in a large sprawling hand, as
if written with a brush.
‘That page when I got it yesterday,’
he said, ’was an unassuming picture of General
Petain presenting military medals. There wasn’t
a scratch or a ripple on its surface. But I got
busy with it, and see there!’
He pointed out two names. The
writing was a set of key-words we did not know, but
two names stood out which I knew too well. They
were ‘Bommaerts’ and ‘Chelius’.
‘My God!’ I cried, ’that’s
uncanny. It only shows that if you chew long
enough –’
‘Dick,’ said Mary, ’you
mustn’t say that again. At the best it’s
an ugly metaphor, and you’re making it a platitude.’
‘Who is Ivery anyhow?’
I asked. ’Do you know more about him than
we knew in the summer? Mary, what did Bommaerts
pretend to be?’
‘An Englishman.’
Mary spoke in the most matter-of-fact tone, as if it
were a perfectly usual thing to be made love to by
a spy, and that rather soothed my annoyance.
’When he asked me to marry him he proposed to
take me to a country-house in Devonshire. I rather
think, too, he had a place in Scotland. But of
course he’s a German.’
‘Ye-es,’ said Blenkiron
slowly, ’I’ve got on to his record, and
it isn’t a pretty story. It’s taken
some working out, but I’ve got all the links
tested now ... He’s a Boche and a large-sized
nobleman in his own state. Did you ever hear
of the Graf von Schwabing?’
I shook my head.
‘I think I have heard Uncle
Charlie speak of him,’ said Mary, wrinkling
her brows. ‘He used to hunt with the Pytchley.’
’That’s the man.
But he hasn’t troubled the Pytchley for the last
eight years. There was a time when he was the
last thing in smartness in the German court officer
in the Guards, ancient family, rich, darned clever all
the fixings. Kaiser liked him, and it’s
easy to see why. I guess a man who had as many
personalities as the Graf was amusing after-dinner
company. Specially among the Germans, who in my
experience don’t excel in the lighter vein.
Anyway, he was William’s white-headed boy, and
there wasn’t a mother with a daughter who wasn’t
out gunning for Otto von Schwabing. He was about
as popular in London and Noo York and in
Paris, too. Ask Sir Walter about him, Dick.
He says he had twice the brains of Kuhlmann, and better
manners than the Austrian fellow he used to yarn about
... Well, one day there came an almighty court
scandal, and the bottom dropped out of the Graf’s
World. It was a pretty beastly story, and I don’t
gather that Schwabing was as deep in it as some others.
But the trouble was that those others had to be shielded
at all costs, and Schwabing was made the scapegoat.
His name came out in the papers and he had to go .’
‘What was the case called?’ I asked.
Blenkiron mentioned a name, and I
knew why the word Schwabiog was familiar. I had
read the story long ago in Rhodesia.
‘It was some smash,’ Blenkiron
went on. ’He was drummed out of the Guards,
out of the clubs, out of the country ... Now,
how would you have felt, Dick, if you had been the
Graf? Your life and work and happiness crossed
out, and all to save a mangy princeling. “Bitter
as hell,” you say. Hungering for a chance
to put it across the lot that had outed you?
You wouldn’t rest till you had William sobbing
on his knees asking your pardon, and you not thinking
of granting it? That’s the way you’d
feel, but that wasn’t the Graf’s way, and
what’s more it isn’t the German way.
He went into exile hating humanity, and with a heart
all poison and snakes, but itching to get back.
And I’ll tell you why. It’s because
his kind of German hasn’t got any other home
on this earth. Oh, yes, I know there’s
stacks of good old Teutons come and squat in our little
country and turn into fine Americans. You can
do a lot with them if you catch them young and teach
them the Declaration of Independence and make them
study our Sunday papers. But you can’t deny
there’s something comic in the rough about all
Germans, before you’ve civilized them.
They’re a pecooliar people, a darned pecooliar
people, else they wouldn’t staff all the menial
and indecent occupations on the globe. But that
pecooliarity, which is only skin-deep in the working
Boche, is in the bone of the grandee. Your German
aristocracy can’t consort on terms of equality
with any other Upper Ten Thousand. They swagger
and bluff about the world, but they know very well
that the world’s sniggering at them. They’re
like a boss from Salt Creek Gully who’s made
his pile and bought a dress suit and dropped into a
Newport evening party. They don’t know
where to put their hands or how to keep their feet
still ... Your copper-bottomed English nobleman
has got to keep jogging himself to treat them as equals
instead of sending them down to the servants’
hall. Their fine fixings are just the high light
that reveals the everlasting jay. They can’t
be gentlemen, because they aren’t sure of themselves.
The world laughs at them, and they know it and it
riles them like hell ... That’s why when
a Graf is booted out of the Fatherland, he’s
got to creep back somehow or be a wandering Jew for
the rest of time.’
Blenkiron lit another cigar and fixed
me with his steady, ruminating eye.
’For eight years the man has
slaved, body and soul, for the men who degraded him.
He’s earned his restoration and I daresay he’s
got it in his pocket. If merit was rewarded he
should be covered with Iron Crosses and Red Eagles
... He had a pretty good hand to start out with.
He knew other countries and he was a dandy at languages.
More, he had an uncommon gift for living a part.
That is real genius, Dick, however much it gets up
against us. Best of all he had a first-class outfit
of brains. I can’t say I ever struck a
better, and I’ve come across some bright citizens
in my time ... And now he’s going to win
out, unless we get mighty busy.’
There was a knock at the door and
the solid figure of Andrew Amos revealed itself.
’It’s time ye was home,
Miss Mary. It chappit half-eleven as I came up
the stairs. It’s comin’ on to rain,
so I’ve brought an umbrelly.’
‘One word,’ I said. ‘How old
is the man?’
‘Just gone thirty-six,’ Blenkiron replied.
I turned to Mary, who nodded.
‘Younger than you, Dick,’ she said wickedly
as she got into her big Jaeger coat.
‘I’m going to see you home,’ I said.
’Not allowed. You’ve
had quite enough of my society for one day. Andrew’s
on escort duty tonight.’
Blenkiron looked after her as the door closed.
‘I reckon you’ve got the best girl in
the world.’
‘Ivery thinks the same,’
I said grimly, for my detestation of the man who had
made love to Mary fairly choked me.
’You can see why. Here’s
this degenerate coming out of his rotten class, all
pampered and petted and satiated with the easy pleasures
of life. He has seen nothing of women except
the bad kind and the overfed specimens of his own
country. I hate being impolite about females,
but I’ve always considered the German variety
uncommon like cows. He has had desperate years
of intrigue and danger, and consorting with every
kind of scallawag. Remember, he’s a big
man and a poet, with a brain and an imagination that
takes every grade without changing gears. Suddenly
he meets something that is as fresh and lovely as a
spring flower, and has wits too, and the steeliest
courage, and yet is all youth and gaiety. It’s
a new experience for him, a kind of revelation, and
he’s big enough to value her as she should be
valued ... No, Dick, I can understand you getting
cross, but I reckon it an item to the man’s
credit.’
‘It’s his blind spot all the same,’
I said.
‘His blind spot,’ Blenkiron
repeated solemnly, ’and, please God, we’re
going to remember that.’
Next morning in miserable sloppy weather
Blenkiron carted me about Paris. We climbed five
sets of stairs to a flat away up in Montmartre, where
I was talked to by a fat man with spectacles and a
slow voice and told various things that deeply concerned
me. Then I went to a room in the Boulevard St
Germain, with a little cabinet opening off it, where
I was shown papers and maps and some figures on a
sheet of paper that made me open my eyes. We
lunched in a modest cafe tucked away behind the Palais
Royal, and our companions were two Alsatians who spoke
German better than a Boche and had no names only
numbers. In the afternoon I went to a low building
beside the Invalides and saw many generals, including
more than one whose features were familiar in two
hemispheres. I told them everything about myself,
and I was examined like a convict, and all particulars
about my appearance and manner of speech written down
in a book. That was to prepare the way for me,
in case of need, among the vast army of those who
work underground and know their chief but do not know
each other.
The rain cleared before night, and
Blenkiron and I walked back to the hotel through that
lemon-coloured dusk that you get in a French winter.
We passed a company of American soldiers, and Blenkiron
had to stop and stare. I could see that he was
stiff with pride, though he wouldn’t show it.
‘What d’you think of that bunch?’
he asked.
‘First-rate stuff,’ I said.
‘The men are all right,’
he drawled critically. ’But some of the
officer-boys are a bit puffy. They want fining
down.’
’They’ll get it soon enough,
honest fellows. You don’t keep your weight
long in this war.’
‘Say, Dick,’ he said shyly,
’what do you truly think of our Americans?
You’ve seen a lot of them, and I’d value
your views.’ His tone was that of a bashful
author asking for an opinion on his first book.
’I’ll tell you what I
think. You’re constructing a great middle-class
army, and that’s the most formidable fighting
machine on earth. This kind of war doesn’t
want the Berserker so much as the quiet fellow with
a trained mind and a lot to fight for. The American
ranks are filled with all sorts, from cow-punchers
to college boys, but mostly with decent lads that
have good prospects in life before them and are fighting
because they feel they’re bound to, not because
they like it. It was the same stock that pulled
through your Civil War. We have a middle-class
division, too Scottish Territorials,
mostly clerks and shopmen and engineers and farmers’
sons. When I first struck them my only crab was
that the officers weren’t much better than the
men. It’s still true, but the men are super-excellent,
and consequently so are the officers. That division
gets top marks in the Boche calendar for sheer fighting
devilment ... And, please God, that’s what
your American army’s going to be. You can
wash out the old idea of a regiment of scallawags
commanded by dukes. That was right enough, maybe,
in the days when you hurrooshed into battle waving
a banner, but it don’t do with high explosives
and a couple of million men on each side and a battle
front of five hundred miles. The hero of this
war is the plain man out of the middle class, who
wants to get back to his home and is going to use
all the brains and grit he possesses to finish the
job soon.’
‘That sounds about right,’
said Blenkiron reflectively. ’It pleases
me some, for you’ve maybe guessed that I respect
the British Army quite a little. Which part of
it do you put top?’
’All of it’s good.
The French are keen judges and they give front place
to the Scots and the Australians. For myself I
think the backbone of the Army is the old-fashioned
English county regiments that hardly ever get into
the papers Though I don’t know, if I had to pick,
but I’d take the South Africans. There’s
only a brigade of them, but they’re hell’s
delight in a battle. But then you’ll say
I’m prejudiced.’
‘Well,’ drawled Blenkiron,
you’re a mighty Empire anyhow. I’ve
sojourned up and down it and I can’t guess how
the old-time highbrows in your little island came
to put it together. But I’ll let you into
a secret, Dick. I read this morning in a noospaper
that there was a natural affinity between Americans
and the men of the British Dominions. Take it
from me, there isn’t at least not
with this American. I don’t understand
them one little bit. When I see your lean, tall
Australians with the sun at the back of their eyes,
I’m looking at men from another planet.
Outside you and Peter, I never got to fathom a South
African. The Canadians live over the fence from
us, but you mix up a Canuck with a Yank in your remarks
and you’ll get a bat in the eye ... But
most of us Americans have gotten a grip on your Old
Country. You’ll find us mighty respectful
to other parts of your Empire, but we say anything
we damn well please about England. You see, we
know her that well and like her that well, we can
be free with her.
‘It’s like,’ he
concluded as we reached the hotel, ’it’s
like a lot of boys that are getting on in the world
and are a bit jealous and stand-offish with each other.
But they’re all at home with the old man who
used to warm them up with a hickory cane, even though
sometimes in their haste they call him a stand-patter.’
That night at dinner we talked solid
business Blenkiron and I and a young French
Colonel from the IIIeme Section at G.Q.G. Blenkiron,
I remember, got very hurt about being called a business
man by the Frenchman, who thought he was paying him
a compliment.
‘Cut it out,’ he said.
’It is a word that’s gone bad with me.
There’s just two kind of men, those who’ve
gotten sense and those who haven’t. A big
percentage of us Americans make our living by trading,
but we don’t think because a man’s in
business or even because he’s made big money
that he’s any natural good at every job.
We’ve made a college professor our President,
and do what he tells us like little boys, though he
don’t earn more than some of us pay our works’
manager. You English have gotten business on
the brain, and think a fellow’s a dandy at handling
your Government if he happens to have made a pile by
some flat-catching ramp on your Stock Exchange.
It makes me tired. You’re about the best
business nation on earth, but for God’s sake
don’t begin to talk about it or you’ll
lose your power. And don’t go confusing
real business with the ordinary gift of raking in
the dollars. Any man with sense could make money
if he wanted to, but he mayn’t want. He
may prefer the fun of the job and let other people
do the looting. I reckon the biggest business
on the globe today is the work behind your lines and
the way you feed and supply and transport your army.
It beats the Steel Corporation and the Standard Oil
to a frazzle. But the man at the head of it all
don’t earn more than a thousand dollars a month
... Your nation’s getting to worship Mammon,
Dick. Cut it out. There’s just the
one difference in humanity sense or no sense,
and most likely you won’t find any more sense
in the man that makes a billion selling bonds than
in his brother Tim that lives in a shack and sells
corn-cobs. I’m not speaking out of sinful
jealousy, for there was a day when I was reckoned
a railroad king, and I quit with a bigger pile than
kings usually retire on. But I haven’t
the sense of old Peter, who never even had a bank
account ... And it’s sense that wins in
this war.’
The Colonel, who spoke good English,
asked a question about a speech which some politician
had made.
‘There isn’t all the sense
I’d like to see at the top,’ said Blenkiron.
’They’re fine at smooth words. That
wouldn’t matter, but they’re thinking
smooth thoughts. What d’you make of the
situation, Dick?’
‘I think it’s the worst
since First Ypres,’ I said. ’Everybody’s
cock-a-whoop, but God knows why.’
‘God knows why,’ Blenkiron
repeated. ’I reckon it’s a simple
calculation, and you can’t deny it any more than
a mathematical law. Russia is counted out.
The Boche won’t get food from her for a good
many months, but he can get more men, and he’s
got them. He’s fighting only on one foot,
and he’s been able to bring troops and guns west
so he’s as strong as the Allies now on paper.
And he’s stronger in reality. He’s
got better railways behind him, and he’s fighting
on inside lines and can concentrate fast against any
bit of our front. I’m no soldier, but that’s
so, Dick?’
The Frenchman smiled and shook his
head. ’All the same they will not pass.
They could not when they were two to one in 1914, and
they will not now. If we Allies could not break
through in the last year when we had many more men,
how will the Germans succeed now with only equal numbers?’
Blenkiron did not look convinced.
’That’s what they all say. I talked
to a general last week about the coming offensive,
and he said he was praying for it to hurry up, for
he reckoned Fritz would get the fright of his life.
It’s a good spirit, maybe, but I don’t
think it’s sound on the facts. We’ve
got two mighty great armies of fine fighting-men, but,
because we’ve two commands, we’re bound
to move ragged like a peal of bells. The Hun’s
got one army and forty years of stiff tradition, and,
what’s more, he’s going all out this time.
He’s going to smash our front before America
lines up, or perish in the attempt ... Why do
you suppose all the peace racket in Germany has died
down, and the very men that were talking democracy
in the summer are now hot for fighting to a finish?
I’ll tell you. It’s because old Ludendorff
has promised them complete victory this spring if
they spend enough men, and the Boche is a good gambler
and is out to risk it. We’re not up against
a local attack this time. We’re standing
up to a great nation going bald-headed for victory
or destruction. If we’re broken, then America’s
got to fight a new campaign by herself when she’s
ready, and the Boche has time to make Russia his feeding-ground
and diddle our blockade. That puts another five
years on to the war, maybe another ten. Are we
free and independent peoples going to endure that
much? ... I tell you we’re tossing to quit
before Easter.’
He turned towards me, and I nodded assent.
‘That’s more or less my
view,’ I said. ’We ought to hold,
but it’ll be by our teeth and nails. For
the next six months we’ll be fighting without
any margin.’
‘But, my friends, you put it
too gravely,’ cried the Frenchman. ’We
may lose a mile or two of ground yes.
But serious danger is not possible. They had
better chances at Verdun and they failed. Why
should they succeed now?’
‘Because they are staking everything,’
Blenkiron replied. ’It is the last desperate
struggle of a wounded beast, and in these struggles
sometimes the hunter perishes. Dick’s right.
We’ve got a wasting margin and every extra ounce
of weight’s going to tell. The battle’s
in the field, and it’s also in every corner
of every Allied land. That’s why within
the next two months we’ve got to get even with
the Wild Birds.’
The French Colonel his
name was de Valliere smiled at the name,
and Blenkiron answered my unspoken question.
’I’m going to satisfy
some of your curiosity, Dick, for I’ve put together
considerable noos of the menagerie. Germany has
a good army of spies outside her borders. We
shoot a batch now and then, but the others go on working
like beavers and they do a mighty deal of harm.
They’re beautifully organized, but they don’t
draw on such good human material as we, and I reckon
they don’t pay in results more than ten cents
on a dollar of trouble. But there they are.
They’re the intelligence officers and their
business is just to forward noos. They’re
the birds in the cage, the what is it your
friend called them?’
‘Die Stubenvogel,’ I said.
’Yes, but all the birds aren’t
caged. There’s a few outside the bars and
they don’t collect noos. They do things.
If there’s anything desperate they’re
put on the job, and they’ve got power to act
without waiting on instructions from home. I’ve
investigated till my brain’s tired and I haven’t
made out more than half a dozen whom I can say for
certain are in the business. There’s your
pal, the Portuguese Jew, Dick. Another’s
a woman in Genoa, a princess of some sort married to
a Greek financier. One’s the editor of
a pro-Ally up-country paper in the Argentine.
One passes as a Baptist minister in Colorado.
One was a police spy in the Tzar’s Government
and is now a red-hot revolutionary in the Caucasus.
And the biggest, of course, is Moxon Ivery, who in
happier times was the Graf von Schwabing. There
aren’t above a hundred people in the world know
of their existence, and these hundred call them the
Wild Birds.’
‘Do they work together?’ I asked.
’Yes. They each get their
own jobs to do, but they’re apt to flock together
for a big piece of devilment. There were four
of them in France a year ago before the battle of
the Aisne, and they pretty near rotted the French
Army. That’s so, Colonel?’
The soldier nodded grimly. ’They
seduced our weary troops and they bought many politicians.
Almost they succeeded, but not quite. The nation
is sane again, and is judging and shooting the accomplices
at its leisure. But the principals we have never
caught.’
’You hear that, Dick, said Blenkiron.
’You’re satisfied this isn’t a whimsy
of a melodramatic old Yank? I’ll tell you
more. You know how Ivery worked the submarine
business from England. Also, it was the Wild
Birds that wrecked Russia. It was Ivery that paid
the Bolshevists to sedooce the Army, and the Bolshevists
took his money for their own purpose, thinking they
were playing a deep game, when all the time he was
grinning like Satan, for they were playing his.
It was Ivery or some other of the bunch that doped
the brigades that broke at Caporetto. If I started
in to tell you the history of their doings you wouldn’t
go to bed, and if you did you wouldn’t sleep
... There’s just this to it. Every
finished subtle devilry that the Boche has wrought
among the Allies since August 1914 has been the work
of the Wild Birds and more or less organized by Ivery.
They’re worth half a dozen army corps to Ludendorff.
They’re the mightiest poison merchants the world
ever saw, and they’ve the nerve of hell ...’
‘I don’t know,’
I interrupted. ’Ivery’s got his soft
spot. I saw him in the Tube station.’
’Maybe, but he’s got the
kind of nerve that’s wanted. And now I rather
fancy he’s whistling in his flock.’
Blenkiron consulted a notebook.
’Pavia that’s the Argentine
man started last month for Europe.
He transhipped from a coasting steamer in the West
Indies and we’ve temporarily lost track of him,
but he’s left his hunting-ground. What
do you reckon that means?’
‘It means,’ Blenkiron
continued solemnly, ’that Ivery thinks the game’s
nearly over. The play’s working up for the
big climax ... And that climax is going to be
damnation for the Allies, unless we get a move on.’
‘Right,’ I said.
‘That’s what I’m here for. What’s
the move?’
’The Wild Birds mustn’t
ever go home, and the man they call Ivery or Bommaerts
or Chelius has to decease. It’s a cold-blooded
proposition, but it’s him or the world that’s
got to break. But before he quits this earth
we’re bound to get wise about some of his plans,
and that means that we can’t just shoot a pistol
at his face. Also we’ve got to find him
first. We reckon he’s in Switzerland, but
that is a state with quite a lot of diversified scenery
to lose a man in ... Still I guess we’ll
find him. But it’s the kind of business
to plan out as carefully as a battle. I’m
going back to Berne on my old stunt to boss the show,
and I’m giving the orders. You’re
an obedient child, Dick, so I don’t reckon on
any trouble that way.’
Then Blenkiron did an ominous thing.
He pulled up a little table and started to lay out
Patience cards. Since his duodenum was cured he
seemed to have dropped that habit, and from his resuming
it I gathered that his mind was uneasy. I can
see that scene as if it were yesterday the
French colonel in an armchair smoking a cigarette in
a long amber holder, and Blenkiron sitting primly
on the edge of a yellow silk ottoman, dealing his
cards and looking guiltily towards me.
‘You’ll have Peter for
company,’ he said. ’Peter’s
a sad man, but he has a great heart, and he’s
been mighty useful to me already. They’re
going to move him to England very soon. The authorities
are afraid of him, for he’s apt to talk wild,
his health having made him peevish about the British.
But there’s a deal of red-tape in the world,
and the orders for his repatriation are slow in coming.’
The speaker winked very slowly and deliberately with
his left eye.
I asked if I was to be with Peter,
much cheered at the prospect.
’Why, yes. You and Peter
are the collateral in the deal. But the big game’s
not with you.’
I had a presentiment of something
coming, something anxious and unpleasant.
‘Is Mary in it?’ I asked.
He nodded and seemed to pull himself together for
an explanation.
’See here, Dick. Our main
job is to get Ivery back to Allied soil where we can
handle him. And there’s just the one magnet
that can fetch him back. You aren’t going
to deny that.’
I felt my face getting very red, and
that ugly hammer began beating in my forehead.
Two grave, patient eyes met my glare.
‘I’m damned if I’ll
allow it!’ I cried. ’I’ve some
right to a say in the thing. I won’t have
Mary made a decoy. It’s too infernally
degrading.’
’It isn’t pretty, but
war isn’t pretty, and nothing we do is pretty.
I’d have blushed like a rose when I was young
and innocent to imagine the things I’ve put
my hand to in the last three years. But have you
any other way, Dick? I’m not proud, and
I’ll scrap the plan if you can show me another
... Night after night I’ve hammered the
thing out, and I can’t hit on a better ...
Heigh-ho, Dick, this isn’t like you,’ and
he grinned ruefully. ’You’re making
yourself a fine argument in favour of celibacy in
time of war, anyhow. What is it the poet sings?
White hands cling to the bridle
rein,
Slipping the spur from the booted
heel ’
I was as angry as sin, but I felt
all the time I had no case. Blenkiron stopped
his game of Patience, sending the cards flying over
the carpet, and straddled on the hearthrug.
’You’re never going to
be a piker. What’s dooty, if you won’t
carry it to the other side of Hell? What’s
the use of yapping about your country if you’re
going to keep anything back when she calls for it?
What’s the good of meaning to win the war if
you don’t put every cent you’ve got on
your stake? You’ll make me think you’re
like the jacks in your English novels that chuck in
their hand and say it’s up to God, and call
that “seeing it through” ... No, Dick,
that kind of dooty don’t deserve a blessing.
You dursn’t keep back anything if you want to
save your soul.
‘Besides,’ he went on,
’what a girl it is! She can’t scare
and she can’t soil. She’s white-hot
youth and innocence, and she’d take no more
harm than clean steel from a muck-heap.’
I knew I was badly in the wrong, but
my pride was all raw.
‘I’m not going to agree till I’ve
talked to Mary.’
‘But Miss Mary has consented,’ he said
gently. ‘She made the plan.’
Next day, in clear blue weather that
might have been May, I drove Mary down to Fontainebleau.
We lunched in the inn by the bridge and walked into
the forest. I hadn’t slept much, for I was
tortured by what I thought was anxiety for her, but
which was in truth jealousy of Ivery. I don’t
think that I would have minded her risking her life,
for that was part of the game we were both in, but
I jibbed at the notion of Ivery coming near her again.
I told myself it was honourable pride, but I knew
deep down in me that it was jealousy.
I asked her if she had accepted Blenkiron’s
plan, and she turned mischievous eyes on me.
’I knew I should have a scene
with you, Dick. I told Mr Blenkiron so ...
Of course I agreed. I’m not even very much
afraid of it. I’m a member of the team,
you know, and I must play up to my form. I can’t
do a man’s work, so all the more reason why
I should tackle the thing I can do.’
‘But,’ I stammered, ’it’s
such a ... such a degrading business for a child like
you. I can’t bear ... It makes me hot
to think of it.’
Her reply was merry laughter.
’You’re an old Ottoman,
Dick. You haven’t doubled Cape Turk yet,
and I don’t believe you’re round Seraglio
Point. Why, women aren’t the brittle things
men used to think them. They never were, and the
war has made them like whipcord. Bless you, my
dear, we’re the tougher sex now. We’ve
had to wait and endure, and we’ve been so beaten
on the anvil of patience that we’ve lost all
our megrims.’
She put her hands on my shoulders
and looked me in the eyes.
’Look at me, Dick, look at your
someday-to-be espoused saint. I’m nineteen
years of age next August. Before the war I should
have only just put my hair up. I should have
been the kind of shivering debutante who blushes when
she’s spoken to, and oh! I should have thought
such silly, silly things about life ... Well,
in the last two years I’ve been close to it,
and to death. I’ve nursed the dying.
I’ve seen souls in agony and in triumph.
England has allowed me to serve her as she allows
her sons. Oh, I’m a robust young woman now,
and indeed I think women were always robuster than
men ... Dick, dear Dick, we’re lovers,
but we’re comrades too always comrades,
and comrades trust each other.’
I hadn’t anything to say, except
contrition, for I had my lesson. I had been slipping
away in my thoughts from the gravity of our task, and
Mary had brought me back to it. I remember that
as we walked through the woodland we came to a place
where there were no signs of war. Elsewhere there
were men busy felling trees, and anti-aircraft guns,
and an occasional transport wagon, but here there was
only a shallow grassy vale, and in the distance, bloomed
over like a plum in the evening haze, the roofs of
an old dwelling-house among gardens.
Mary clung to my arm as we drank in the peace of it.
‘That is what lies for us at
the end of the road, Dick,’ she said softly.
And then, as she looked, I felt her
body shiver. She returned to the strange fancy
she had had in the St Germains woods three days before.
’Somewhere it’s waiting
for us and we shall certainly find it ... But
first we must go through the Valley of the Shadow ...
And there is the sacrifice to be made ... the best
of us.’