IN WHICH MR. ROUNDJACKET FLOURISHES HIS RULER.
Roundjacket was Mr. Rushton’s
clerk his “ancient clerk” though
the gentleman was not old. The reader has heard
the lawyer say as much. Behold Mr. Roundjacket
now, with his short, crisp hair, his cynical, yet
authoritative face, his tight pantaloons, and his spotless
shirt bosom seated on his tall stool, and
gesticulating persuasively. He brandishes a ruler
in his right hand, his left holds a bundle of manuscript;
he recites.
Mr. Rushton’s entrance does
not attract his attention; he continues to brandish
his ruler and to repeat his poem.
Mr. Rushton bestows an irate kick
upon the leg of the stool.
“Hey!” says Roundjacket, turning his head.
“You are very busy, I see,”
replies Mr. Rushton, with his cynical smile, “don’t
let me interrupt you. No doubt perusing that great
poem of yours, on the ‘Certiorari.’”
“Yes,” says Mr. Roundjacket,
running his fingers through his hair, and causing
it to stand erect, “I pride myself on this passage.
Just listen”
“I’d see your poem sunk
first; yes, sir! burned exterminated.
I would see it in Chancery!” cried the lawyer,
in the height of his wrath.
Mr. Roundjacket’s hand fell.
“No no!” he
said, with a reproachful expression, “you wouldn’t
be so cruel, Judge!”
“I would!” said Mr. Rushton, with a snap.
“In Chancery?”
“Yes, sir!”
“Mr. Rushton.”
“Sir?”
“Are you in earnest?”
“I am, sir.”
“You distinctly state that you would see my
poem consigned to ”
“Chancery, sir.”
“Before you would listen to it?”
“Yes, sir!”
Roundjacket gazed for a moment at
the lawyer in a way which expressed volumes.
Then slowly rubbing his nose:
“Well, sir, you are more unchristian
than I supposed but go on! Some day
you’ll write a poem, and I’ll handle it
without gloves. Don’t expect any mercy.”
“When I write any of your versified
stuff, called poetry, I give you leave to handle it
in any way you choose,” said the Judge, as we
may call him, following the example of Mr. Roundjacket.
“Poetry is a thing for school-boys and bread
and butter Misses, who fancy themselves in love not
for men!”
Roundjacket groaned.
“There you are,” he said,
“with your heretical doctrines doctrines
which are astonishing in a man of your sense.
You prefer law to poetry divine poetry!”
cried Roundjacket, flourishing his ruler.
“Roundjacket,” said Mr. Rushton.
“Judge?”
“Don’t be a ninny.”
“No danger. I’m turning into a bear
from association with you.”
“A bear, sir?”
“Yes sir a bear, sir!”
“Do you consider me a bear, do you?”
“An unmitigated grizzly bear,
sir, of the most ferocious and uncivilized description,”
replied Roundjacket, with great candor.
“Very well, sir,” replied
Mr. Rushton, who seemed to relish these pleasantries
of Mr. Roundjacket “very well, sir,
turn into a bear as much as you choose; but, for heaven
sake, don’t become a poetical bear.”
“There it is again!”
“What, sir?”
“You are finding fault with
the harmless amusement of my leisure hours. It’s
not very interesting here, if your Honor would please
to remember. I have no society none,
sir. What can I do but compose?”
“You want company?”
“I want a wife, sir; I acknowledge it freely.”
Mr. Rushton smiled grimly.
“Why don’t you get one,
then?” he said; “but this is not what I
meant. I’m going to give you a companion.”
“A companion?”
“An assistant, sir.”
“Very well,” said Mr.
Roundjacket, “I shall then have more time to
devote to my epic.”
“Epic, the devil! You’ll be obliged
to do more than ever.”
“More?”
“Yes you will have to teach the new
comer office duty.”
“Who is he?”
“An Indian.”
“What?”
“The Indian boy Verty you have seen
him, I know.”
Mr. Roundjacket uttered a prolonged whistle.
“There!” cried Mr. Rushton “you
are incredulous, like everybody!”
“Yes, I am!”
“You doubt my ability to capture him?”
“Precisely.”
“Well, sir! we’ll see.
I have never yet given up what I have once undertaken.
Smile as you please, you moon-struck poet; and if you
want an incident to put in your trashy law-epic, new
nib your pen to introduce a wild Indian. Stop!
I’m tired talking! Don’t answer me.
If any one calls, say I’m gone away, or dead,
or anything. Get that old desk ready for the
Indian. He will be here on Monday.”
And Mr. Rushton passed into his sanctum,
and slammed the door after him.
On the next day the lawyer set out
toward the pine hills. On the road he met Verty
strolling along disconsolately. A few words passed
between them, and they continued their way in company
toward the old Indian woman’s hut. Mr.
Rushton returned to Winchester at twilight.
On Monday morning Verty rode into
the town, and dismounted at the door of the law office.