On Friday, Miss Mally Glencairn received
a brief note from Mrs. Pringle, informing her, that
she and the Doctor would reach the manse, “God
willing,” in time for tea on Saturday; and begging
her, therefore, to go over from Irvine, and see that
the house was in order for their reception.
This note was written from Glasgow, where they had
arrived, in their own carriage, from Carlisle on the
preceding day, after encountering, as Mrs. Pringle
said, “more hardships and extorshoning than
all the dangers of the sea which they met with in the
smack of Leith that took them to London.”
As soon as Miss Mally received this
intelligence, she went to Miss Isabella Tod, and requested
her company for the next day to Garnock, where they
arrived betimes to dine with Mr. Snodgrass. Mrs.
Glibbans and her daughter Becky were then on a consolatory
visit to Mr. Craig. We mentioned in the last
chapter, that the crying of Mrs. Craig had come on;
and that Mrs. Glibbans, according to promise, and with
the most anxious solicitude, had gone to wait the
upshot. The upshot was most melancholy,-Mrs.
Craig was soon no more;-she was taken, as
Mrs. Glibbans observed on the occasion, from the earthly
arms of her husband, to the spiritual bosom of Abraham,
Isaac, and Jacob, which was far better. But
the baby survived; so that, what with getting a nurse,
and the burial, and all the work and handling that
a birth and death in one house at the same time causes,
Mr. Craig declared, that he could not do without Mrs.
Glibbans; and she, with all that Christianity by which
she was so zealously distinguished, sent for Miss
Becky, and took up her abode with him till it would
please Him, without whom there is no comfort, to wipe
the eyes of the pious elder. In a word, she staid
so long, that a rumour began to spread that Mr. Craig
would need a wife to look after his bairn; and that
Mrs. Glibbans was destined to supply the desideratum.
Mr. Snodgrass, after enjoying his
dinner society with Miss Mally and Miss Isabella,
thought it necessary to dispatch a courier, in the
shape of a barefooted servant lass, to Mr. Micklewham,
to inform the elders that the Doctor was expected
home in time for tea, leaving it to their discretion
either to greet his safe return at the manse, or in
any other form or manner that would be most agreeable
to themselves. These important news were soon
diffused through the clachan. Mr. Micklewham
dismissed his school an hour before the wonted time,
and there was a universal interest and curiosity excited,
to see the Doctor coming home in his own coach.
All the boys of Garnock assembled at the braehead which
commands an extensive view of the Kilmarnock road,
the only one from Glasgow that runs through the parish;
the wives with their sucklings were seated on the
large stones at their respective door-cheeks; while
their cats were calmly reclining on the window soles.
The lassie weans, like clustering bees, were mounted
on the carts that stood before Thomas Birlpenny the
vintner’s door, churming with anticipated delight;
the old men took their stations on the dike that incloses
the side of the vintner’s kail-yard, and “a
batch of wabster lads,” with green aprons and
thin yellow faces, planted themselves at the gable
of the malt kiln, where they were wont, when trade
was better, to play at the hand-ball; but, poor fellows,
since the trade fell off, they have had no heart for
the game, and the vintner’s half-mutchkin stoups
glitter in empty splendour unrequired on the shelf
below the brazen sconce above the bracepiece, amidst
the idle pewter pepper-boxes, the bright copper tea-kettle,
the coffee-pot that has never been in use, and lids
of saucepans that have survived their principals,-the
wonted ornaments of every trig change-house kitchen.
The season was far advanced; but the
sun shone at his setting with a glorious composure,
and the birds in the hedges and on the boughs were
again gladdened into song. The leaves had fallen
thickly, and the stubble-fields were bare, but Autumn,
in a many-coloured tartan plaid, was seen still walking
with matronly composure in the woodlands, along the
brow of the neighbouring hills.
About half-past four o’clock,
a movement was seen among the callans at the braehead,
and a shout announced that a carriage was in sight.
It was answered by a murmuring response of satisfaction
from the whole village. In the course of a few
minutes the carriage reached the turnpike-it
was of the darkest green and the gravest fashion,-a
large trunk, covered with Russian matting, and fastened
on with cords, prevented from chafing it by knots
of straw rope, occupied the front,-behind,
other two were fixed in the same manner, the lesser
of course uppermost; and deep beyond a pile of light
bundles and bandboxes, that occupied a large portion
of the interior, the blithe faces of the Doctor and
Mrs. Pringle were discovered. The boys huzzaed,
the Doctor flung them penny-pieces, and the mistress
baubees.
As the carriage drove along, the old
men on the dike stood up and reverently took off their
hats and bonnets. The weaver lads gazed with
a melancholy smile; the lassies on the carts clapped
their hands with joy; the women on both sides of the
street acknowledged the recognising nods; while all
the village dogs, surprised by the sound of chariot
wheels, came baying and barking forth, and sent off
the cats that were so doucely sitting on the window
soles, clambering and scampering over the roofs in
terror of their lives.
When the carriage reached the manse
door, Mr. Snodgrass, the two ladies, with Mr. Micklewham,
and all the elders except Mr. Craig, were there ready
to receive the travellers. But over this joy
of welcoming we must draw a veil; for the first thing
that the Doctor did, on entering the parlour and before
sitting down, was to return thanks for his safe restoration
to his home and people.
The carriage was then unloaded, and
as package, bale, box, and bundle were successively
brought in, Miss Mally Glencairn expressed her admiration
at the great capacity of the chaise. “Ay,”
said Mrs. Pringle, “but you know not what we
have suffert for’t in coming through among the
English taverns on the road; some of them would not
take us forward when there was a hill to pass, unless
we would take four horses, and every one after another
reviled us for having no mercy in loading the carriage
like a waggon,-and then the drivers were
so gleg and impudent, that it was worse than martyrdom
to come with them. Had the Doctor taken my advice,
he would have brought our own civil London coachman,
whom we hired with his own horses by the job; but
he said it behoved us to gi’e our ain fish guts
to our ain sea-maws, and that he designed to fee Thomas
Birlpenny’s hostler for our coachman, being
a lad of the parish. This obliged us to post
it from London; but, oh! Miss Mally, what an outlay
it has been!”
The Doctor, in the meantime, had entered
into conversation with the gentlemen, and was inquiring,
in the most particular manner, respecting all his
parishioners, and expressing his surprise that Mr.
Craig had not been at the manse with the rest of the
elders. “It does not look well,”
said the Doctor. Mr. Daff, however, offered the
best apology for his absence that could be made.
“He has had a gentle dispensation, sir-Mrs.
Craig has won awa’ out of this sinful world,
poor woman, she had a large experience o’t;
but the bairns to the fore, and Mrs. Glibbans, that
has such a cast of grace, has ta’en charge of
the house since before the interment. It’s
thought, considering what’s by gane, Mr. Craig
may do waur than make her mistress, and I hope, sir,
your exhortation will no be wanting to egg the honest
man to think o’t seriously.”
Mr. Snodgrass, before delivering the
household keys, ordered two bottles of wine, with
glasses and biscuit, to be set upon the table, while
Mrs. Pringle produced from a paper package, that had
helped to stuff one of the pockets of the carriage,
a piece of rich plum-cake, brought all the way from
a confectioner’s in Cockspur Street, London,
not only for the purpose of being eaten, but, as she
said, to let Miss Nanny Eydent pree, in order to direct
the Irvine bakers how to bake others like it.
Tea was then brought in; and, as it
was making, the Doctor talked aside to the elders,
while Mrs. Pringle recounted to Miss Mally and Miss
Isabella the different incidents of her adventures
subsequent to the marriage of Miss Rachel.
“The young folk,” said
she, “having gone to Brighton, we followed them
in a few days, for we were told it was a curiosity,
and that the king has a palace there, just a warld’s
wonder! and, truly, Miss Mally, it is certainly not
like a house for a creature of this world, but for
some Grand Turk or Chinaman. The Doctor said,
it put him in mind of Miss Jenny Macbride’s
sideboard in the Stockwell of Glasgow; where all the
pepper-boxes, poories, and teapots, punch-bowls, and
china-candlesticks of her progenitors are set out
for a show, that tells her visitors, they are but
seldom put to use. As for the town of Brighton,
it’s what I would call a gawky piece of London.
I could see nothing in it but a wheen idlers, hearing
twa lads, at night, crying, “Five, six, seven
for a shilling,” in the booksellers’ shops,
with a play-actor lady singing in a corner, because
her voice would not do for the players’ stage.
Therefore, having seen the Captain and Mrs. Sabre off
to France, we came home to London; but it’s
not to be told what we had to pay at the hotel where
we staid in Brighton. Howsomever, having come
back to London, we settled our counts,-and,
buying a few necessars, we prepared for Scotland,-and
here we are. But travelling has surely a fine
effect in enlarging the understanding; for both the
Doctor and me thought, as we came along, that everything
had a smaller and poorer look than when we went away;
and I dinna think this room is just what it used to
be. What think ye o’t, Miss Isabella?
How would ye like to spend your days in’t?”
Miss Isabella reddened at this question;
but Mrs. Pringle, who was as prudent as she was observant,
affecting not to notice this, turned round to Miss
Mally Glencairn, and said softly in her ear,-“Rachel
was Bell’s confidante, and has told us all about
what’s going on between her and Mr. Snodgrass.
We have agreed no to stand in their way, as soon as
the Doctor can get a mailing or two to secure his
money upon.”
Meantime, the Doctor received from
the elders a very satisfactory account of all that
had happened among his people, both in and out of the
Session, during his absence; and he was vastly pleased
to find there had been no inordinate increase of wickedness;
at the same time, he was grieved for the condition
in which the poor weavers still continued, saying,
that among other things of which he had been of late
meditating, was the setting up of a lending bank in
the parish for the labouring classes, where, when
they were out of work, “bits of loans for a
house-rent, or a brat of claes, or sic like, might
be granted, to be repaid when trade grew better, and
thereby take away the objection that an honest pride
had to receiving help from the Session.”
Then some lighter general conversation
ensued, in which the Doctor gave his worthy counsellors
a very jocose description of many of the lesser sort
of adventures which he had met with; and the ladies
having retired to inspect the great bargains that
Mrs. Pringle had got, and the splendid additions she
had made to her wardrobe, out of what she denominated
the dividends of the present portion of the legacy,
the Doctor ordered in the second biggest toddy-bowl,
the guardevine with the old rum, and told the lassie
to see if the tea-kettle was still boiling. “Ye
maun drink our welcome hame,” said he to the
elders; “it would nae otherwise be canny.
But I’m sorry Mr. Craig has nae come.”
At these words the door opened, and the absent elder
entered, with a long face and a deep sigh. “Ha!”
cried Mr. Daff, “this is very droll. Speak
of the Evil One, and he’ll appear";-which
words dinted on the heart of Mr. Craig, who thought
his marriage in December had been the subject of their
discourse. The Doctor, however, went up and
shook him cordially by the hand, and said, “Now
I take this very kind, Mr. Craig; for I could not have
expected you, considering ye have got, as I am told,
your jo in the house”; at which words the
Doctor winked paukily to Mr. Daff, who rubbed his hands
with fainness, and gave a good-humoured sort of keckling
laugh. This facetious stroke of policy was a
great relief to the afflicted elder, for he saw by
it that the Doctor did not mean to trouble him with
any inquiries respecting his deceased wife; and, in
consequence, he put on a blither face, and really
affected to have forgotten her already more than he
had done in sincerity.
Thus the night passed in decent temperance
and a happy decorum; insomuch, that the elders when
they went away, either by the influence of the toddy-bowl,
or the Doctor’s funny stories about the Englishers,
declared that he was an excellent man, and, being
none lifted up, was worthy of his rich legacy.
At supper, the party, besides the
minister and Mrs. Pringle, consisted of the two Irvine
ladies, and Mr. Snodgrass. Miss Becky Glibbans
came in when it was about half over, to express her
mother’s sorrow at not being able to call that
night, “Mr. Craig’s bairn having taken
an ill turn.” The truth, however, was,
that the worthy elder had been rendered somewhat tozy
by the minister’s toddy, and wanted an opportunity
to inform the old lady of the joke that had been played
upon him by the Doctor calling her his jo, and
to see how she would relish it. So by a little
address Miss Becky was sent out of the way, with the
excuse we have noticed; at the same time, as the night
was rather sharp, it is not to be supposed that she
would have been the bearer of any such message, had
her own curiosity not enticed her.
During supper the conversation was
very lively. Many “pickant jokes,”
as Miss Becky described them, were cracked by the
Doctor; but, soon after the table was cleared, he
touched Mr. Snodgrass on the arm, and, taking up one
of the candles, went with him to his study, where he
then told him, that Rachel Pringle, now Mrs. Sabre,
had informed him of a way in which he could do him
a service. “I understand, sir,” said
the Doctor, “that you have a notion of Miss
Bell Tod, but that until ye get a kirk there can be
no marriage. But the auld horse may die waiting
for the new grass; and, therefore, as the Lord has
put it in my power to do a good action both to you
and my people,-whom I am glad to hear you
have pleased so well,-if it can be brought
about that you could be made helper and successor,
I’ll no object to give up to you the whole stipend,
and, by and by, maybe the manse to the bargain.
But that is if you marry Miss Bell; for it was a
promise that Rachel gar’t me make to her on her
wedding morning. Ye know she was a forcasting
lassie, and, I have reason to believe, has said nothing
anent this to Miss Bell herself; so that if you have
no partiality for Miss Bell, things will just rest
on their own footing; but if you have a notion, it
must be a satisfaction to you to know this, as it
will be a pleasure to me to carry it as soon as possible
into effect.”
Mr. Snodgrass was a good deal agitated;
he was taken by surprise, and without words the Doctor
might have guessed his sentiments; he, however, frankly
confessed that he did entertain a very high opinion
of Miss Bell, but that he was not sure if a country
parish would exactly suit him. “Never mind
that,” said the Doctor; “if it does not
fit at first, you will get used to it; and if a better
casts up, it will be no obstacle.”
The two gentlemen then rejoined the
ladies, and, after a short conversation, Miss Becky
Glibbans was admonished to depart, by the servants
bringing in the Bibles for the worship of the evening.
This was usually performed before supper, but, owing
to the bowl being on the table, and the company jocose,
it had been postponed till all the guests who were
not to sleep in the house had departed.
The Sunday morning was fine and bright
for the season; the hoarfrost, till about an hour
after sunrise, lay white on the grass and tombstones
in the churchyard; but before the bell rung for the
congregation to assemble, it was exhaled away, and
a freshness, that was only known to be autumnal by
the fallen and yellow leaves that strewed the church-way
path from the ash and plane trees in the avenue, encouraged
the spirits to sympathise with the universal cheerfulness
of all nature.
The return of the Doctor had been
bruited through the parish with so much expedition,
that, when the bell rung for public worship, none of
those who were in the practice of stopping in the
churchyard to talk about the weather were so ignorant
as not to have heard of this important fact.
In consequence, before the time at which the Doctor
was wont to come from the back-gate which opened from
the manse-garden into the churchyard, a great majority
of his people were assembled to receive him.
At the last jingle of the bell, the
back-gate was usually opened, and the Doctor was wont
to come forth as punctually as a cuckoo of a clock
at the striking of the hour; but a deviation was observed
on this occasion. Formerly, Mrs. Pringle and
the rest of the family came first, and a few minutes
were allowed to elapse before the Doctor, laden with
grace, made his appearance. But at this time,
either because it had been settled that Mr. Snodgrass
was to officiate, or for some other reason, there was
a breach in the observance of this time-honoured custom.
As the ringing of the bell ceased,
the gate unclosed, and the Doctor came forth.
He was of that easy sort of feather-bed corpulency
of form that betokens good-nature, and had none of
that smooth, red, well-filled protuberancy, which
indicates a choleric humour and a testy temper.
He was in fact what Mrs. Glibbans denominated “a
man of a gausy external.” And some little
change had taken place during his absence in his visible
equipage. His stockings, which were wont to be
of worsted, had undergone a translation into silk;
his waist-coat, instead-of the venerable
Presbyterian flap-covers to the pockets, which were
of Johnsonian magnitude, was become plain-his
coat in all times single-breasted, with no collar,
still, however, maintained its ancient characteristics;
instead, however, of the former bright black cast horn,
the buttons were covered with cloth. But the
chief alteration was discernible in the furniture
of the head. He had exchanged the simplicity
of his own respectable grey hairs for the cauliflower
hoariness of a PARRISH wig, on which he wore a
broad-brimmed hat, turned up a little at each side
behind, in a portentous manner, indicatory of Episcopalian
predilections. This, however, was not justified
by any alteration in his principles, being merely
an innocent variation of fashion, the natural result
of a Doctor of Divinity buying a hat and wig in London.
The moment that the Doctor made his
appearance, his greeting and salutation was quite
delightful; it was that of a father returned to his
children, and a king to his people.
Almost immediately after the Doctor,
Mrs. Pringle, followed by Miss Mally Glencairn and
Miss Isabella Tod, also debouched from the gate, and
the assembled females remarked, with no less instinct,
the transmutation which she had undergone. She
was dressed in a dark blue cloth pelisse, trimmed
with a dyed fur, which, as she told Miss Mally, “looked
quite as well as sable, without costing a third of
the money.” A most matronly muff, that,
without being of sable, was of an excellent quality,
contained her hands; and a very large Leghorn straw
bonnet, decorated richly, but far from excess, with
a most substantial band and bow of a broad crimson
satin ribbon around her head.
If the Doctor was gratified to see
his people so gladly thronging around him, Mrs. Pringle
had no less pleasure also in her thrice-welcome reception.
It was an understood thing, that she had been mainly
instrumental in enabling the minister to get his great
Indian legacy; and in whatever estimation she may
have been previously held for her economy and management,
she was now looked up to as a personage skilled in
the law, and particularly versed in testamentary erudition.
Accordingly, in the customary testimonials of homage
with which she was saluted in her passage to the church
door, there was evidently a sentiment of veneration
mingled, such as had never been evinced before, and
which was neither unobserved nor unappreciated by
that acute and perspicacious lady.
The Doctor himself did not preach,
but sat in the minister’s pew till Mr. Snodgrass
had concluded an eloquent and truly an affecting sermon;
at the end of which, the Doctor rose and went up into
the pulpit, where he publicly returned thanks for
the favours and blessings he had obtained during his
absence, and for the safety in which he had been restored,
after many dangers and tribulations, to the affections
of his parishioners.
Such were the principal circumstances
that marked the return of the family. In the
course of the week after, the estate of Moneypennies
being for sale, it was bought for the Doctor as a great
bargain. It was not, however, on account of
the advantageous nature of the purchase that our friend
valued this acquisition, but entirely because it was
situated in his own parish, and part of the lands
marching with the Glebe.
The previous owner of Moneypennies
had built an elegant house on the estate, to which
Mrs. Pringle is at present actively preparing to remove
from the manse; and it is understood, that, as Mr.
Snodgrass was last week declared helper, and successor
to the Doctor, his marriage with Miss Isabella Tod
will take place with all convenient expedition.
There is also reason to believe, that, as soon as
decorum will permit, any scruple which Mrs. Glibbans
had to a second marriage is now removed, and that she
will soon again grace the happy circle of wives by
the name of Mrs. Craig. Indeed, we are assured
that Miss Nanny Eydent is actually at this time employed
in making up her wedding garments; for, last week,
that worthy and respectable young person was known
to have visited Bailie Delap’s shop, at a very
early hour in the morning, and to have priced many
things of a bridal character, besides getting swatches;
after which she was seen to go to Mrs. Glibbans’s
house, where she remained a very considerable time,
and to return straight therefrom to the shop, and
purchase divers of the articles which she had priced
and inspected; all of which constitute sufficient
grounds for the general opinion in Irvine, that the
union of Mr. Craig with Mrs. Glibbans is a happy event
drawing near to consummation.