Lorenzo. Go in, Sirrah;
bid them prepare for dinner. Launcelot. That
is done, sir; they have all stomachs. Lorenzo. Goodly
lord, what a wit-snapper are you! then bid them
prepare dinner. Launcelot. That
is done too, sir.
MERCHANT OF VENICE.
The high square, pews of the little
Congregational church, or (as in those days the descendants
of the Puritans, in order to manifest their abhorrence
for popery, and all that in their judgment sounded
papistical, loved to call their places for public worship)
the “meeting-house,” were tolerably well
filled by an attentive congregation on Thanksgiving
morning. We say only tolerably, some seats being
vacant, which seldom of a Sunday missed of occupants.
The rights of hospitality were allowed on this occasion
to trench upon the duties of public worship, and many
a good wife with the servants, whom no common storm
or slight indisposition would have kept away, remained
at home to spread the board for expected guests.
If there were some whose stern principles condemned
the practice as a carnality, they were a small minority.
Those whose fleshly appetites were to be gratified
by it took a different view of the subject very generally;
and as this was the condition of pretty much the whole
community, whose members figured now as hosts and
now as guests, the verdict was nearly unanimous in
its favor. In truth, the due observance of the
day seemed to consist of two parts, worship and feasting;
each was necessary to the other to form a complement,
and without both it would have been jejune and unsatisfactory.
Besides, this was the annual period for the reunion
of friends and relatives, parted for the rest of the
year, and in some instances considerable journeys were
undertaken in order once more to unite the severed
circle and gather again around the beloved board.
Fathers and mothers, with smiles of welcome, kissed
their returned children; brothers and sisters joined
cordial hands and rushed into each other’s embraces,
and the placid grandparents danced the little ones
on their knees, and traced resemblances to others.
It would have been a cold and inhospitable greeting,
to be invited, after listening to a two hours’
sermon, to sit around a dinner not beyond the common.
Not to such a feast did stout-hearted and hard-headed
Jonathan invite his friends. He rightly understood
that there was a carnal and a spiritual man, nor was
he disposed to neglect the claims of either.
The earth was given to the saints “with the
fullness thereof,” and he meant to have his portion.
Therefore it was that while one part of the family
went to “meeting” to pray, the other remained
at home to cook. Thus, by a judicious
division of duties the honored day was celebrated with
befitting rites and ceremonies.
After waiting for a reasonable time,
until all who were expected to attend were supposed
to be in the house, the minister rose from his seat,
in the high, wine-glass shaped pulpit, over which hung,
like the sword of Damocles, by a cord, an immense
sounding-board, considered indispensable, duly to
scatter round that each might have his appropriate
portion, the crumbs of salvation he dispensed, and
“gave out” an appropriate hymn, in which
the Supreme Being was acknowledged as the Ruler of
the Seasons. This was sung, it must be confessed,
by a sadly shrunken choir, stoutly supported, however,
by the congregation in the body of the meeting-house,
without the sound of tabret, or harp, or other musical
instruments; for in those days not even the flute
or grave bass-viol, those pioneers of the organ, were
permitted in the Sanctuary. To the hymn succeeded
a long and fervent prayer, in which Mr. Robinson,
the minister (the term Reverend had then a slight
papistical twang), after bewailing with ingenious particularity
the sins and back-slidings of himself and people,
and the ingratitude of the whole land, and recounting
the innumerable blessings that had crowned their basket
and their store, entreated that notwithstanding their
manifold sins, iniquities and transgressions, the divine
favor might not be withdrawn from a land where the
Lord had planted his own vine, and where the precious
seeds of heavenly grace deposited in the soil and
nurtured and cultured by men “of whom the world
was not worthy,” had sprung up and borne the
inestimable fruit of civil and religious freedom.
Upon the conclusion of the prayer followed another
hymn, and after these “exercises,” the
sermon.
The text was the ninth verse of the
twenty-sixth chapter of Deuteronomy, “And He
hath brought us into this place and hath given us
this land, even a land that floweth with milk and honey.”
The Thanksgiving sermon was formerly one on which
more than common labor was expended, and was intended
to be a celebrity of the year. On this occasion
the preacher laid out a wide field for his eloquence.
He commenced by comparing the condition of the first
colonists to that of the children of Israel when they
fled from the house of bondage. He painted the
Pilgrim fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, snow, and
ice, and desolation around, but the fire of faith
in their hearts. He contrasted the feebleness
of the beginning with the grandeur of the result,
whence he deduced the inference that the Lord had led
his people with a mighty hand and an outstretched
arm; he alluded to the changed appearance of the country,
converted from a heathen wilderness into a Christian
garden, whence the perfume of Christian devotion perpetually
arose; he portrayed the horrors of the war of the
Revolution, and exhorted his hearers to cherish the
memory of the men who had consecrated their lives
and fortunes to Liberty, and sealed that consecration
with their blood. Warming with his subject, his
eyes shone with a brighter lustre and seemed gazing
into a far future, as in prophetic tones he proclaimed
the advent of the latter days, when the beacon fires
of Freedom kindled on the mountain tops of the new
Canaan should send their streaming rays across the
seas, and the kingdoms of this world should become
the heritage of God and of His Christ. “Seeing
these things are so, brethren,” he concluded,
“seeing that God hath chosen you unto himself
for a peculiar people, the weak things of the world
to confound the strong, the rejected, the cast away
and despised, to be held up as an example to the wondering
and admiring nations, what manner of men ought ye to
be in all holy conversation and godliness?”
Such is an imperfect sketch of the
remarks of Mr. Robinson. With such language sought
the ministers in times past to keep alive the flame
of patriotism, and to inspire with humility, yet animate
with a just pride. Nor are such discourses thrown
away. They do much towards the formation of a
national character.
Long as was the sermon and
of not a moment of its orthodox length was it defrauded it
was listened to with the deepest attention, by the
older members, especially, of the congregation.
The grave decorum of a place of public worship forbade
any open exhibition of approval, but more than one
knit brow and lighted eye, betrayed the emotions excited
by the allusions. Let it be remembered, it was
nearer the times that tried men’s souls; the
later events were fresh in their memory; some of the
hearers, perhaps, had borne a personal part in them,
and all were animated by the generous fire of ’76 sparks
of which, we trust, still glimmer in the bosoms of
their descendants. What to us, in these colder
and as some say more worldly days, might have seemed
extravagant, if not vain-glorious, was to them sober
truth; and if there were any who, perverting into
poison what was meant for wholesome nutriment, thanked
God that they were not as other men, there were others
who, without losing their humility, felt an impulse
given to the nobler feelings.
At the conclusion of the services,
there was the usual grasping of hands, and congratulations
of the season, and inquiries after healths, and encomiums
on the sermon, when the assembly dispersed to their
homes, to attend, in another form, to the duties of
the day. Mr. Armstrong and Faith waited for the
minister, and the three walked home together.
They were overtaken and joined by Doctor Elmer, who
expressed regret at having been detained from the services
by professional duties.
“But,” added he, looking
at Mr. Robinson, and bowing courteously, “if
I have been so unfortunate as to miss of one feast,
I do not mean to be deprived of another. I may
say of myself, as Shakspeare says of somebody, ‘Marry,
sir, sometimes he is a kind of Puritan.’”
“I hope your Puritan principles
do not consist merely in eating Thanksgiving dinners,”
said Mr. Robinson, with a smile.
“And remember, doctor,”
observed Faith, “what your own Shakspeare says
again
“’dainty
bits
Make rich the ribs, but bankerout quite
the wits.’”
“My dear,” interposed
Mr. Armstrong, “is not this conversation of too
light a character?”
But he could not immediately check the doctor.
“Ha, Miss Faith,” he cried,
“’wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy
wit, in an instant? I pray thee, understand a
plain man in his plain meaning.’ But
’The tongues of mocking wenches
are as keen
As is the razor’s edge
invisible,
Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen.’
Come,” he added, observing that Mr. Armstrong
looked grave, “take my arm, and we will discuss
some serious subject, together.” So saying,
he offered his arm to Faith, which she took, and they
followed, at a few steps distance, after Mr. Armstrong
and the minister.
“I am afraid,” said the
doctor, slackening his pace, so as to allow the others
to get out of hearing, “you would prefer a certain
young gentleman’s arm to that of an old bachelor.
It is rather hard that the rogues, whose principal
recommendation, I flatter myself, is that they are
twenty years younger, should steal away all my sweethearts.”
Faith laughed, as she replied:
“Why, dear doctor, what would
you have us do? You never will propose; so you
must not complain if you drive us poor girls to desperation.”
“You wicked little baggage,
is this the way you laugh at the most constant of
your admirers? How many long years have I spent
in your service, from the time I began with rocking
your cradle, occasionally giving you, to sweeten your
humors, a teaspoon of castor oil, or a half-dozen
drops of elixir salutis, up to the present time,
and thus you reward my devotion! I begin to feel
desperate, and have half a mind to transfer my affections
to Anne Bernard.”
“Do not treat me so cruelly.
I assure you, my love increases every day. Besides,
you might find your perfidy punished by meeting a too
formidable rival.”
“Ah, ha! I understand.
Yet, I feel my chivalry a little roused at the idea
of opposition. But, on the whole, Faith, I will
accept your pledge of affection, and stick to my colors
like a man and a doctor. And, to exhibit my confidence,
you may, meanwhile, flirt in moderation with William
Bernard. You will get tired of it when the novelty
wears off; so I shall escape, and it is better that
you should tease him now than me hereafter. But,
dear me, here we are at your door.”
Mr. Armstrong and the minister had
waited for them on the step, and the four entered
together. Shortly after Pownal arrived, and somewhat
later the family of the Bernards.
We should deceive our readers if we
left them to infer from the jesting talk of the doctor
that any mutual attachment existed between Miss Armstrong
and William Bernard. It was because his suspicions
were so vaguely expressed, and herself so unconscious
of any feelings of the kind, that Faith had not thought
it worth while to notice them. She and young
Bernard had known each other from infancy; they had
attended the same school; the intimacy betwixt Faith
and Anne, and the friendly relations of the two families
equals in wealth and station, had brought them frequently
together, but nothing could be further from the fact
than that any engagement existed between them.
They treated one another, indeed, like brother and
sister; but if any warmer emotion was felt, it was
not by Faith. Her engrossing affection for her
father seemed to exclude all rivalship. The meeting
exactly expressed the footing on which the families
stood. Mr. Armstrong shook hands cordially with
all, and in a few words uttered his pleasure at welcoming
them; Mrs Bernard kissed the cheek of Faith, with almost
the feeling of a mother; the greeting of the girls’
was like that of sisters, and Faith extended her hand
to William Bernard, with a smile, but without a blush.
Though utterly unlike, it would be
difficult to conceive of two more beautiful creatures
than Faith Armstrong and Anne Bernard. The dark
hair of Faith, the large black eyes, the nose slightly
aquiline, an expression of countenance ordinarily
composed, though not sad, but which could be lighted
up into enthusiasm, and a graceful dignity that marked
every action, while it seemed only a necessary part
of herself, forcibly reminded one sometimes of the
heroines of the ancient Scriptures. So in her
youthful years, before her eyes were fully opened
to the vision, and before to the sound of the clanging
timbrel her voice responded to the triumph song of
the children of Israel, might have looked the prophetess,
Miriam.
No contrast could be stronger than
that presented by sweet Anne Bernard. Light colored
hair fell in graceful curls around an oval and perfectly
regular face, of the most delicate complexion.
So thin, so almost transparent was the skin, that
the veins seemed hardly hidden, and a very slight
emotion was sufficient to suffuse it with a tint that
needed to fear no rivalry with the rose. No heaven
could be bluer than the soft eyes that seemed “to
love whate’er they looked upon,” and whether
dimmed with the tear of pity, or flashing with mirth,
revealed a pure, but not a timid spirit. But among
features which all were beautiful, if one could be
called more beautiful than another, it was the mouth,
and white as snow were the regular and perfectly formed
teeth which the crimson lips concealed. Her figure
was rather below than above the ordinary height, and
its roundness indicated the most perfect health.
Let not this description be deemed a picture of romance.
Those acquainted with the beautiful daughters of New
England will acknowledge its truth, or, at least,
confess, it errs not on the side of exaggeration.
The intermediate time between the
arrival of the company and the serving up of dinner,
was spent by them in such conversation as usually
takes place on occasions of the kind. Somebody
has said, that two Americans cannot meet without talking
politics, but we can vouch for the fact, that although
Mr. Armstrong, the doctor, and divine were federalists,
and the Judge a democrat, having spent several of his
early years in France, where he was supposed to have
imbibed his sentiments, not a word on the subject
was uttered. A reference or two was made to the
minister’s discourse; the flourishing condition
of the country and its prospects adverted to; and
some items of domestic news and village anecdotes
narrated. Such was the conversation of the elders:
as for what passed between the young people, we know
there was some laughing, but have forgot what they
talked about. We regret this irreparable loss,
and promise to be more attentive for the future.
Al length, the ebony disc of Felix’s
face, rising pleasantly above a snow-bank of neck-cloth,
appeared at the door, and announced dinner, when Mr.
Armstrong offering his arm to Mrs. Bernard, preceded
his friends into the dining-room. Faith accepted
the Judge’s escort, and Pownal tried to wait
on Anne, but somehow or other (and we suspect her
of complicity in the affair), the divine secured the
prize.
Before the company sat down, which
was in an order having reference to their supposed
tastes and attractions, at a request from the host,
an appropriate grace was said by the minister, which
happily avoided the extremes of too much brevity on
the one hand, and of too great prolixity on the other;
or, in other words, it was neither irreverently short,
nor impertinently long.
The dinner was of that kind which
still graces the hospitable boards of old Connecticut.
At one end of the table a roasted turkey, which had
been stuffed a couple of days before, in order that
the spices, composing a part of the ingredients, might
penetrate and flavor the flesh of the noble bird,
turned up his round full breast to the carving-knife;
at the other end, another turkey, somewhat smaller,
boiled and served with oyster sauce, kept company with
her mate, while near the centre, which was occupied
by bleached celery in a crystal vase, a mighty ham
balanced a chicken pie of equal size. Besides
these principal dishes there were roasted and boiled
fowls, and ducks, and tongues, flanked by cranberry
and apple sauces, and mashed turnips and potatoes.
On the sideboard (for be it remembered, it was “when
this old cap was new,” and a practice which
now is considered, at least, questionable, was then
held in all honor, and its neglect was never dreamed
of, and would have drawn down an imputation of nigardliness
and want of breeding) stood bottles of wine, and flagons
containing still stronger liquors, together with a
large pitcher of delicious cider. Upon the removal
of the first course followed various kinds of puddings,
and pies, and custards, and tarts, and sillabubs, and
they, in their turn, were succeeded by apples and
different sorts of nuts, with raisins and figs, with
which the repast was concluded. Such was an old
Thanksgiving dinner. The present preliminary soup
was unusual or unknown. It was an array capable
of supplying the wants of a much larger company, and
but a small part could be consumed, but it was the
fashion, and it still continues. They were celebrating
the bounty of Providence, and it was meet that the
liberality of man should be in harmony with it.
Felix, grave and decorous, as became the importance
of the occasion, and his assistant, multiplied themselves
into a thousand waiters, sedulous to anticipate the
wants of the host and his guests.
The conversation, which at first ran
in several distinct rills being confined to each one’s
immediate neighborhood mostly, and interrupted by
the serious business of dinner, seemed gradually, after
a time, to unite its various streams into one common
current. The attention of the doctor was first
attracted from an unsuccessful attempt to quote to
Mrs. Bernard Shakspeare’s famous recipe for cooking
a beef-steak by an observation of Mr. Robinson to
Mr. Armstrong, at whose left hand he sat, the seat
at the right being occupied by Mrs. Bernard, next to
whom sat the doctor.
“The results,” said the
minister, “furnish, I fear, little encouragement
for the future. Unless divine grace shall manifest
itself in a more signal manner than has heretofore
been vouchsafed, they seemed destined to die in their
sins.”
“Is there, then, no escape from
a doom so horrible?” inquired the low voice
of Mr. Armstrong. “After being hunted from
their ancient possessions, and denied even the graves
of their fathers, must they perish everlastingly?”
“Can the clay say to the potter,
‘What doest thou?’” said Mr. Robinson.
“He maketh one vessel to honor and another to
dishonor. Repeated attempts have been made to
civilize and Christianize them, but in vain.
Whom He will He hardeneth.”
Mr. Armstrong sighed, and another
sigh, so low it was unheard, stole from the bosom
of his daughter.
“You are speaking of the Indians?” inquired
the doctor.
“Yes,” said Mr. Robinson,
“and of the failure of all attempts by Christians
to ameliorate their condition.”
“And are you surprised it should
be so?” inquired the doctor.
“The ways of Providence are
inscrutable,” replied Mr. Robinson. “I
pretend not to explain the reasons why they are deaf
to the pleadings of the Gospel.”
“What,” cried the doctor,
slightly altering his favorite author, “’hath
not an Indian eyes? Hath not an Indian hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as
a Christian is? If an Indian wrong a Christian,
what is his humility? revenge; if a Christian wrong
an Indian, what should his sufferance be, by Christian
example? why, revenge.’ There, you have
the whole in a nut-shell.”
“In addition to the difficulty
growing out of their treatment by the whites, suggested
by the doctor,” said the Judge, “there
is another, which I consider insuperable, arising
out of a difference of race.”
“I do not quite understand you,” observed
Mr. Robinson.
“It is said by naturalists,”
answered the Judge, “that man comprehends, within
himself, the peculiarities of all inferior animals.
Now, there are some capable of domestication, while
others are irreclaimable. You may tame the horse,
but not the tiger. The wild element controls
the one, and is controllable in the other. In
my opinion, this wild element so predominates in the
Indian as to make him incapable of civilization.
He is the tiger.”
“But some have been civilized,” remarked
Mr. Armstrong.
“A quasi civilization,
I grant,” said the Judge; “and were I to
concede more, the exceptions are so few as only to
confirm the rule.”
“Your theory opens a wide field
for speculation,” said Mr. Robinson, “and
I could bring many objections to it. In the first
place”
“No doubt, no doubt,”
cried the Judge, hastily, and desirous to avoid the
arising collision, “and I shall be happy to examine
the subject, at some future time, with you. I
throw out these ideas only as hints. But there
is another rule operative, if, indeed, it is not the
same differently expressed the inferior
must always give place to the superior race”
“That is not clear, either,”
said the divine. “What race ever existed
superior to the Jews? Yet, observe their condition.”
“I am not understood. Why,
the Jews prove my theory. If they had not been
a superior race, they would long ago have been extinct.
But their number now is probably as great as it ever
was. The Indians, however, are vanishing.”
“And, really, Mr. Bernard,”
said his wife, “on your own principles, they
will be no loss, if they do vanish. If a superior
race succeeds, all the better.”
“Right, right, my dear,”
cried her husband, “rem acu pshaw!
I was going to quote Latin. They have had their
day, and fulfilled their design.”
“It seems to me a deplorable
necessity,” said Mr. Armstrong.
“There are many laws and purposes
at work in the rise and fall of nations,” said
the minister, “beyond our view. A peculiar
mystery hangs over the devoted tribes; and, assign
what reasons we please for their decay, there is only
one satisfactory reason into which all the others
are resolvable, viz: the determination of Providence.
That determination is obvious. As the inhabitants
of Canaan, were swept away for their iniquities, so
is the red race destined to be extinguished; and it
may be for a like reason they will not abandon
their abominations.”
“They are as moral as the whites,
generally, I believe,” said William Bernard.
“Alas, that word morality!”
exclaimed the divine. “It is an ignis
fatuus to mislead a broken reed to lean
on.”
“But,” inquired Faith,
anxiously, “do you think, sir, that nothing can
be done for those who are left?”
“I see but little prospect of it,” said
Mr. Robinson.
“There are some good people
among them,” said the doctor, warmly. “I
wish I was as sure of my own salvation as I am of poor
Esther’s.”
This discussion scarcely disturbed
the conversation between Anne Bernard and Pownal,
who, much to his delight, found himself seated by
her side. Nor did the contiguity seem displeasing
to the lovely girl. What is the charm that gives
boldness to the timid, and eloquence to the hesitating;
which kindles the eye with a brighter lustre, and
imparts a softer tone to the voice: which colors
the cheek with frequent blushes, and fills the heart
with unwonted flutterings? Sweet maiden, can
you tell? Yet, what could they have so much to
say to one another? They who are young, and they
who have not forgotten the feelings of youth will
readily find an answer.
“My heart warms to the Indians,”
said Pownal, in a low tone, “whenever I hear
them spoken of. It appears to me, sometimes,”
continued he, smiling, “as if I were a sort
of relation. Were I a believer in the transmigration
of souls, I should think I had been, in some previous
existence, an Indian myself.”
“Probably a Sachem, with your
hair nicely shaved, except a little which was caught
up into a knot like a cock’s comb, on top to
hold an eagle’s feather,” said the laughing
Anne. “How elegantly you must have looked
after having made your toilette, preparatory to wooing
some Indian Princess, with your face beautifully painted
in all the colors of the rainbow, only handsomer.
How I should have liked to see you. Hard-hearted
must have been the fair who could resist such charms.”
“You have reason to laugh at
me; it is very ridiculous, but”
“And then to think of the sad
change that has befallen you! To subside from
an eagle-feathered Sachem, eating succatash with an
Indian Princess, into a tame civilized gentleman,
in a swallow-tailed coat, handing apples to a poor
little Yankee girl! I do not wonder you were
melancholy and tried to shoot yourself.”
“It was the most fortunate shot I ever made,
since”
“I am not sure of that.
Perhaps if you had succeeded you might have been transmigrated
back into the wigwam, and resumed your addresses to
the Princess.”
“Your fancy outstrips mine.
I find it hard, by the side of a real Princess, to
think of an imaginary one.”
“Faithless, like all your fickle
sex. Ah me, poor princess!”
Here Mrs. Bernard made a motion to
rise, which was followed by the other ladies, and
as Anne turned away she said:
“You who have set me an example
of desertion can not be surprised at my leaving you,
which please to consider a punishment for the Princess’
wrongs.”
“And a severe one,” said Pownal.
But a short time elapsed before the
ladies were rejoined by the gentlemen in the withdrawing
room, where we will leave them to look after some
other friends of ours.
Upon the conclusion of his duties,
Felix had opportunity to extend the rights of hospitality
to General Ransome, who, true to his promise, had
not failed to make his appearance in due time in the
kitchen. There the worthy warrior had been received
with all customary forms of politeness by Miss Rosa,
and, installed in a high-back chair, awaited his share
of the entertainment. And when the time arrived,
seated between his friends, and opposite two other
servants, there were few, if any, lighter and more
careless hearts that day than the General’s.
And of the whole company it may be said, that if they
were not refined, they were at least merry.
“Ladies and genlmn,” said
the General, soon after the repast had commenced,
and seeming to think the toasts could not begin too
soon, “do me de satisfacshum to fill you glasses.
Wid you leave I’m going to gib a toast.”
On this day it was customary to extend
an unusual degree of license to the servants, and
hence there was no lack of generous liquors on the
board, of the same descriptions as those drank by their
superiors. And to do them justice, it was seldom
the privilege was abused.
The glasses were quickly filled, and
the General proposed “de healt’ ob
de fair sec.” This was drunk with acclamation,
and a gentleman observed, “dat de whole world
acknowledge de superur beauty ob de ’Merican
ladies.” This toast was followed by “De
day we celumbrate;” and it was admitted on all
sides that Thanksgiving was one of the most important
institutions of the country. Felix, then, looking
at his friend gave, “the heroes of the ’Merican
Revolution;” whereupon, the old soldier considering
it incumbent upon him to return thanks for the array,
requested permission to make some remarks. Of
course leave was readily granted, and the orator,
gracefully rising and steadying himself on the sound
leg, with the other a little drawn back, extended
his right hand, and bowing all round began.
“Dere is noting,” he said,
“so sweet as liberty. ’Tis dis
dat make de eagle fedder light, and de bob-o-link
sich a good singer. See de grand bird how
he wheel right about face up to de sun, and hear de
moosic ob de merry little fellow!
“Liberty, liberty,
Berry nice to be free!
Bob-o-link where he please,
Fly in de apple trees,
O, ’tis de Freedom note
Guggle sweet in him troat!
Jink-a-jink, jink-a-jink,
Winky wink, winky wink,
Ony tink, ony tink,
How happy, Bob-o-link!
Sweet! Sweet!
“King George, he want to make
de Yankees drink tea instead ob coffee.
Now dere is no comparishum ’atween de two, and
who is dere would drink de little tea leaves dat look
as dey been all chew and den roll up, when he can
git good coffee? Now King George he hab a
great lot ob dis tea on hand, and it sell
berry slow, and he want to git rid ob it, so
he send it to dis country wid orders dat
ebery man, woman, and child shall drink at least four
cup a day, and no coffee. So Broder Jonatan he
rise like a cat back, and he say (begging you pardon,
ladies), ’dam if I drink de tea.’
And a great many ob dem dress demselves up
like Injuns, and one dark night dey heab all de tea
oberboard in Bosson harbor, and all de fish get sick,
dey say for a week. Now King George when he hear
ob all dis he git mad and jerk his old wig
on de ground, an stamp on it, and kick it in de fire,
and say he make de ’Mericans pay for de tea.
And after dat he send a big army to dis country,
but it was no use. De ’Mericans whip dem
orfully at Bunker Hill, and dat was de beginning ob
de famous Resolution. And dey continues to drink
de coffee; and I nebber drink no better dan Miss
Rosa make in dis house (bowing to her).
And for my ’sploits in de glorious Resolution
you is welcome wid all my heart, ladies and genlmn;
and for de complemen to de officers and sogers
I gib dere best knowledgmn on dis ’casion.”
The General sat down amid a storm
of applause. Miss Rosa after the excitement caused
by his eloquence had subsided, observing that no toast
had been given by any lady, offered to make up the
deficiency herself, which proposal being eagerly accepted,
she gave “Miss Faith; and when she marry may
she be happy as the angels.” The toast was
drank with right good will, though with somewhat more
decorum than the others. Faith was greatly beloved
by the servants, to that degree indeed, that the affectionate
creatures doubted whether there was any man in the
world fit to be her husband. But, enough of toasts
and fine speeches. As the General very judiciously
observed when Miss Rosa, who seemed to think he could
not have too many delicacies, nor too much of them,
offered to add to his already overfilled plate, “dere
is ’bundance of cranberry saace for dis
turkey.”
According to custom, as soon as it
began to be dark, the bonfires were lighted, and flashing
from various éminences made luminous the night,
while joyous shouts of boys answered each other across
the rivers and ravines.
At nine o’clock the bell rang
out its usual warning, and before the clock struck
the next hour, the inhabitants of Hillsdale had courted
the repose of their pillows.