After his bottle of port with Sir
Bale, the Doctor had gone down again to the room where
poor Philip Feltram lay.
Mrs. Julaper had dried her eyes, and
was busy by this time; and two old women were making
all their arrangements for a night-watch by the body,
which they had washed, and, as their phrase goes, ‘laid
out’ in the humble bed where it had lain while
there was still a hope that a spark sufficient to
rekindle the fire of life might remain. These
old women had points of resemblance: they were
lean, sallow, and wonderfully wrinkled, and looked
each malign and ugly enough for a witch.
Marcella Bligh’s thin hooked
nose was now like the beak of a bird of prey over
the face of the drowned man, upon whose eyelids she
was placing penny-pieces, to keep them from opening;
and her one eye was fixed on her work, its sightless
companion showing white in its socket, with an ugly
leer.
Judith Wale was lifting the pail of
hot water with which they had just washed the body.
She had long lean arms, a hunched back, a great sharp
chin sunk on her hollow breast, and small eyes restless
as a ferret’s; and she clattered about in great
bowls of shoes, old and clouted, that were made for
a foot as big as two of hers.
The Doctor knew these two old women,
who were often employed in such dismal offices.
“How does Mrs. Bligh? See
me with half an eye? Hey — that’s
rhyme, isn’t it? — And, Judy lass — why,
I thought you lived nearer the town — here
making poor Mr. Feltram’s last toilet. You
have helped to dress many a poor fellow for his last
journey. Not a bad notion of drill either — they
stand at attention stiff and straight enough in the
sentry-box. Your recruits do you credit, Mrs.
Wale.”
The Doctor stood at the foot of the
bed to inspect, breathing forth a vapour of very fine
old port, his hands in his pockets, speaking with a
lazy thickness, and looking so comfortable and facetious,
that Mrs. Julaper would have liked to turn him out
of the room.
But the Doctor was not unkind, only
extremely comfortable. He was a good-natured
fellow, and had thought and care for the living, but
not a great deal of sentiment for the dead, whom he
had looked in the face too often to be much disturbed
by the spectacle.
“You’ll have to keep that
bandage on. You should be sharp; you should know
all about it, girl, by this time, and not let those
muscles stiffen. I need not tell you the mouth
shuts as easily as this snuff-box, if you only take
it in time. — I suppose, Mrs. Julaper, you’ll
send to Jos Fringer for the poor fellow’s outfit.
Fringer is a very proper man — there ain’t
a properer und-aker in England. I always
re-mmend Fringer — in Church-street in Golden
Friars. You know Fringer, I daresay.”
“I can’t say, sir, I’m
sure. That will be as Sir Bale may please to
direct,” answered Mrs. Julaper.
“You’ve got him very straight — straighter
than I thought you could; but the large joints were
not so stiff. A very little longer wait, and you’d
hardly have got him into his coffin. He’ll
want a vr-r-ry long one, poor lad. Short cake
is life, ma’am. Sad thing this. They’ll
open their eyes, I promise you, down in the town.
’Twill be cool enough, I’d shay, affre
all th-thunr-thunnle, you know. I think I’ll
take a nip, Mrs. Jool-fr, if you wouldn’t mine
makin’ me out a thimmle-ful bran-band-bran-rand-andy,
eh, Mishs Joolfr?”
And the Doctor took a chair by the
fire; and Mrs. Julaper, with a dubious conscience
and dry hospitality, procured the brandy-flask and
wine-glass, and helped the physician in a thin hesitating
stream, which left him ample opportunity to cry “Hold — enough!”
had he been so minded. But that able physician
had no confidence, it would seem, in any dose under
a bumper, which he sipped with commendation, and then
fell asleep with the firelight on his face — to
tender-hearted Mrs. Julaper’s disgust — and
snored with a sensual disregard of the solemnity of
his situation; until with a profound nod, or rather
dive, toward the fire, he awoke, got up and shook
his ears with a kind of start, and standing with his
back to the fire, asked for his muffler and horse;
and so took his leave also of the weird sisters, who
were still pottering about the body, with croak and
whisper, and nod and ogle. He took his leave also
of good Mrs. Julaper, who was completing arrangements
with teapot and kettle, spiced elderberry wine, and
other comforts, to support them through their proposed
vigil. And finally, in a sort of way, he took
his leave of the body, with a long business-like stare,
from the foot of the bed, with his short hands stuffed
into his pockets. And so, to Mrs. Julaper’s
relief, this unseemly doctor, speaking thickly, departed.
And now, the Doctor being gone, and
all things prepared for the ‘wake’ to
be observed by withered Mrs. Bligh of the one eye,
and yellow Mrs. Wale of the crooked back, the house
grew gradually still. The thunder had by this
time died into the solid boom of distant battle, and
the fury of the gale had subsided to the long sobbing
wail that is charged with so eerie a melancholy.
Within all was stirless, and the two old women, each
a ‘Mrs.’ by courtesy, who had not much
to thank Nature or the world for, sad and cynical,
and in a sort outcasts told off by fortune to these
sad and grizzly services, sat themselves down by the
fire, each perhaps feeling unusually at home in the
other’s society; and in this soured and forlorn
comfort, trimming their fire, quickening the song
of the kettle to a boil, and waxing polite and chatty;
each treating the other with that deprecatory and
formal courtesy which invites a return in kind, and
both growing strangely happy in this little world
of their own, in the unusual and momentary sense of
an importance and consideration which were delightful.
The old still-room of Mardykes Hall
is an oblong room wainscoted. From the door you
look its full length to the wide stone-shafted Tudor
window at the other end. At your left is the
ponderous mantelpiece, supported by two spiral stone
pillars; and close to the door at the right was the
bed in which the two crones had just stretched poor
Philip Feltram, who lay as still as an uncoloured
wax-work, with a heavy penny-piece on each eye, and
a bandage under his jaw, making his mouth look stern.
And the two old ladies over their tea by the fire
conversed agreeably, compared their rheumatisms and
other ailments wordily, and talked of old times, and
early recollections, and of sick-beds they had attended,
and corpses that “you would not know, so pined
and windered” were they; and others so fresh
and canny, you’d say the dead had never looked
so bonny in life.
Then they began to talk of people
who grew tall in their coffins, of others who had
been buried alive, and of others who walked after death.
Stories as true as holy writ.
“Were you ever down by Hawarth,
Mrs. Bligh — hard by Dalworth Moss?”
asked crook-backed Mrs. Wale, holding her spoon suspended
over her cup.
“Neea whaar sooa far south,
Mrs. Wale, ma’am; but ma father was off times
down thar cuttin’ peat.”
“Ah, then ye’ll not a
kenned farmer Dykes that lived by the Lin-tree Scaur.
’Tweer I that laid him out, poor aad fellow,
and a dow man he was when aught went cross wi’
him; and he cursed and sweared, twad gar ye dodder
to hear him. They said he was a hard man wi’
some folk; but he kep a good house, and liked to see
plenty, and many a time when I was swaimous about
my food, he’d clap t’ meat on ma plate,
and mak’ me eat ma fill. Na, na — there
was good as well as bad in farmer Dykes. It was
a year after he deed, and Tom Ettles was walking home,
down by the Birken Stoop one night, and not a soul
nigh, when he sees a big ball, as high as his knee,
whirlin’ and spangin’ away before him on
the road. What it wer he could not think;
but he never consayted there was a freet or a bo
thereaway; so he kep near it, watching every spang
and turn it took, till it ran into the gripe by the
roadside. There was a gravel pit just there,
and Tom Ettles wished to take another gliff at it before
he went on. But when he keeked into the pit,
what should he see but a man attoppa a horse that
could not get up or on: and says he, ’I
think ye be at a dead-lift there, gaffer.’
And wi’ the word, up looks the man, and who
sud it be but farmer Dykes himsel; and Tom Ettles
saw him plain eneugh, and kenned the horse too for
Black Captain, the farmer’s aad beast, that
broke his leg and was shot two years and more before
the farmer died. ‘Ay,’ says farmer
Dykes, lookin’ very bad; ’forsett-and-backsett,
ye’ll tak me oot, Tom Ettles, and clap ye doun
behint me quick, or I’ll claw ho’d o’
thee.’ Tom felt his hair risin’ stiff
on his heed, and his tongue so fast to the roof o’
his mouth he could scarce get oot a word; but says
he, ‘If Black Jack can’t do it o’
noo, he’ll ne’er do’t and carry double.’
‘I ken my ain business best,’ says Dykes.
’If ye gar me gie ye a look, ’twill gie
ye the creepin’s while ye live; so git ye doun,
Tom;’ and with that the dobby lifts its neaf,
and Tom saw there was a red light round horse and man,
like the glow of a peat fire. And says Tom, ‘In
the name o’ God, ye’ll let me pass;’
and with the word the gooast draws itsel’ doun,
all a-creaked, like a man wi’ a sudden pain;
and Tom Ettles took to his heels more deed than alive.”
They had approached their heads, and
the story had sunk to that mysterious murmur that
thrills the listener, when in the brief silence that
followed they heard a low odd laugh near the door.
In that direction each lady looked
aghast, and saw Feltram sitting straight up in the
bed, with the white bandage in his hand, and as it
seemed, for one foot was below the coverlet, near the
floor, about to glide forth.
Mrs. Bligh, uttering a hideous shriek,
clutched Mrs. Wale, and Mrs. Wale, with a scream as
dreadful, gripped Mrs. Bligh; and quite forgetting
their somewhat formal politeness, they reeled and tugged,
wrestling towards the window, each struggling to place
her companion between her and the ‘dobby,’
and both uniting in a direful peal of yells.
This was the uproar which had startled
Sir Bale from his dream, and was now startling the
servants from theirs.