SOME QUIET YEARSA CHANGE OF MASTERSINSOMNIAA FAREWELL
AUDIENCEAN HONOUR AND ITS ADVERTISEMENTAH FONG AND
OTHERSDEPARTURE FROM PEKING“A SMALL, INSIGNIFICANT IRISHMAN”
With the conclusion of the Peking
Congress a new era began in the old capital.
One could scarcely expect the effects of the Siege
and its terrible aftermath to wear off at once.
It was long indeed before the city resumed anything
like a normal appearance, before people dared to come
creeping back to their ruined shops and houses.
Some, alas! found they had nothing to creep back to,
not even ruinsfor the Legations, determined
never to be caught in the same trap a second time,
insisted upon reserving a big area for themselves and
fortifying it. Unfortunately those who had borne
least of the heat of the day received the largest
rewards in the newly planned Quarter, and grabbed
most greedily and with least justice. Consideration
for Chinese sentiments at such a time would have been
almost more than human, but revenge carried to the
point of making the I.G., because he was an employee
of the Chinese Government, suffer for the mistakes
of that Government, seems both unnecessary and ungenerous.
This, however, was just what happened. His fine
garden was ruthlessly chopped to pieces in the rearrangement,
and though he did not actually lose ground, the long
walk around the house was spoiled and he found a frowning
wall five feet from his back windows. Moreover
there was nothing he could do to prevent these thingsthe
opinions of critics who accused him of weakness notwithstanding.
These critics wanted him to shout his grievances aloud,
to make them audible above the din of that noisy time.
But what hope had he of being heard? The Chinese
officials could not listen and his own countrymen
would not, so where was he to turn?
Nothing remained for it but to build
his house on the old foundationsan economical
planand try to forget about the wall near
the back windows. The garden also was set in order.
As the Psalmist says, “The wilderness was made
to blossom,” for wilderness it was. Judging
from appearances, Chinese soldiers must have encamped
there. They left their rice-bowls in the path
and their fans under the trees. Probably they
stayed some days and looted at leisure, then disappeared
as suddenly as they had come, after a sharp struggle
with a company of Boxers, for two of these patriots
in full regaliared sashes and rusty swordslay
dead in the long grass. Poor patriots, they owed
their quiet graves under a barbarian’s lawn to
a barbarian’s kindness. I wonder if their
ghosts have a sense of humour, and if they ever chuckle
a little over the trick Fate played on them when they
were helpless?
Once established again in his new-old
quarters, the I.G. went back to his former routine
of life. The band-boys, scattered by the Siege,
returned, one having become, all of a sudden, a hero.
It happened during the days immediately
following the Relief, when the prostrate city was
given up to plunderers. A company of soldiers
chose to break into a big dwelling-house, and the Chinese
inhabitants scamperedmen and womenin
wild terror. Then suddenly, in the midst of the
confusion, a bugle call rang loud and clear on the
air. The European soldiers, recognizing the “Retreat”
and fearing a superior force was about to descend
on them, stood not on the order of their going, but
left at once. Yet it was no superior force after
all. A single man by his presence of mind saved
the situationand that man was the I.G.’s
best cornet player. Afterwards, I remember, he
used to be pointed out to strangers at garden parties,
and he had quite a deal of notoriety before he and
his gallantry were forgotten in the daily round of
commonplace happenings.
Taking into consideration the great
shock of 1900, it is wonderful how the I.G. could
remain unaltered in all his habits, could be so unmoved
by the changes taking place around him. The Chinese
officials, for instancewho suddenly became
as anxious for Western comforts as they had hitherto
detested themdrove over modernized roads
in carriages; he clung to his old-fashioned sedan
chair. The majority of the besieged boughtor
otherwise acquired loot; he never spent a penny on
it, and never entered what the looters euphemistically
liked to call “deserted houses.”
The whole community took advantage
of the opening of the Temple of Heaven and the Temple
of Agriculture, fine parks free from dust and the
noise of the city; he never entered either. Nor
at a time when the whole world was discussing the
Winter Palace and the Forbidden City, did he consider
that the dictates of good breeding permitted him to
go where the rightful owners would have refused him
entrance. He took his outings as usual either
in his own garden or on the city wall, from which
he could watch the slow rebuilding of the Legation
Quarter, a perfect salade Russe of architecture,
with German gables, classic Venetian gateways and
Flemish turrets jostling one another.
This calm life continued for four
peaceful years. Then he was startled again by
a bolt from the blue. The Inspectorate of Customs
was transferred by Imperial Edict from the Wai-Wu-Pu
to the Shui-Wu-Ch’u, a Board specially created
to control it.
The real meaning of the change was
not easy to fathom, but everybody seized the opportunity
to talk at onceall the newspapers and the
correspondents and the political experts; to criticize,
to prophesy, to predict, to shake their headsall
but one man, the man most concerned. And he said
nothing; he listened while the others authoritatively
stated what he must think, what he did think, and what
he would think later. To tell the truth he thought
less of his own position, the prestige of which was
undoubtedly affected by a move that turned him from
a semi-political agent into a simple departmental
head, than he did of the future of his service.
Consequently, at a juncture when he had the best excuse
for deserting a post which had partially deserted
him, he remained to reassure outsiders as well as
employees and to prove that radical as the Edict seemed,
its real meaning was not half so disturbing as it
appeared.
Anxiety could never have driven him
away; it took insomnia to make him apply for the leave
he so greatly needed. His brain, like Gladstone’s,
was overtaxed; the problems which he had so long considered
gave him no rest, and by night as well as by day his
too active mind thought and planned and considered.
Rest was therefore imperative, and fortunately his
leave was granted. At the same time the Empress-Dowager
commanded him to an Audience. It was not the first
by any means, as he had for the last few years always
gone to the Palace at the Chinese New Year. But
as it was typical of the others, a few words of description
may not come amiss. He was off early in the morning
as usual, surrounded by Palace officials mounted on
shaggy ponies who trotted beside his sedan chair while
their riders with shrieks and yells cleared a way
for the cavalcade. The police guards popped out
of their stations to salute himI can tell
you that hour’s journey across the city was
something in the nature of a triumphal progress, what
with traffic airily waved aside and sentries and soldier-police
presenting arms! At the Palace gates he alighted,
and was met by other officials, bigger and grander,
and conducted to the Hall of Audience. A considerable
distance still remained to be covered; courtyard after
courtyard had to be traversed and an artificial lake
crossed in a barge before the Hall itself was reached
andan official having gone ahead and peeped
in and announced his presence informallyhe
was shown into the presence of Their Majesties.
Side by side on a little raised platform sat the Emperor
and the Empress-Dowager, each with a table before them.
He might have noticed that there were flowers on the
Empress’s table and none on the Emperor’s,
but that otherwise the room was not particularly large
or imposing and very barewithout chairs,
without cupboards, without ornamentation of any kind
except the beautiful painting on the ceiling and the
fine woodcarving on the long doors. But he had
a speech to makeabsorbing occupationand
as soon as it was over the Empress-Dowager was talking
to him quite simply about his travels and asking questions
about London. She shyly confessed that since her
one and only train journeyfrom Si-an in
1900she had conceived a great liking for
travel and enjoyed seeing strange sights. Then
she wished him a happy voyage and concluded by remarking:
“We have chosen to give you some little keepsakes,”
using the word meaning a “personal souvenir”
rather than a formal and perfunctory “present.”
It was a moment of natural excitement, and the I.G.,
dumb with emotion, received the intimation in unflattering
silence. “Thank,” said the Minister
who presented him, in agonized tones; and while he
stammered out a simple “Thank you,” devoid
of any conventional flourishes, the Minister went
down on his knees and put his gratitude prettily.
The interview was then closed; Emperor and Empress
both assumed a Buddha-like impassivity of expression
and allowed the I.G. to back just as if they were
entirely oblivious of his presence. Such is the
Chinese method of differentiating between the friend
and the sovereign.
In the waiting-room he told his faux
pas to the Ministers, either coming from or going
into the Audience Hall, and expressed his annoyance
that the proper formula for returning thanks had slipped
his mind when it did. They laughed heartily over
the incident, and for his comfort told him the story
of a certain man called Kwei Hsin, who had an even
worse experience. Some time in the late ’seventies
he returned from an audience pulling his beard, which
was long and thin. He seemed visibly annoyed
about something.
“What has happened?” enquired his colleagues
anxiously.
“Well,” said he, “the
Emperor (then little more than a child) asked me a
question to-day which I could not answer.”
“And what was it?” Their
minds immediately flew to knotty points at issue.
Was it about the finances of the provinces? Could
it be a Censor had denounced some one and enquiries
were to be made?
“He asked me,” said Kwei
Hsin slowly, “if I slept with my beard under
the quilt or outside it, and for the life of me I could
not remember, so I stood there dumb as a fish.”
Two or three days after the audience
the “souvenirs” were brought to the I.G.
by the Palace servants. In addition, they gave
him a little surprise of their own. He found
them pasting a big red placard on his front gate.
It was their way of advertising his newest honourthe
Presidency of a Boardand has had the sanction
of society in China since the Flood. What if
it is a little embarrassing! It would be worse
for the newly promoted to tell his friends about his
step up in the world himself. By this method
he is spared the trouble, and while he theoretically
knows nothing about it, the Imperial servants take
this delicate means of making the honour known, receiving
a substantial tip for their thoughtfulness.
But the I.G., whose modesty was entirely
genuine instead of counterfeit, was shocked at seeing
himself lauded in three-inch black characters on a
flaring red ground, and driven in desperation to explain
that while his gratitude was unbounded, he did not
want an admiring crowd collected on his threshold.
So, much to the disappointment of his servants, who
in China feel that their master’s glory reflects
upon themselves, the announcement was taken down.
Whoever says “No man can be
a hero to his own valet” is wrong, for the I.G.
was undoubtedly a hero to his whole householdmodesty
notwithstanding. Most of his servants remained
with him for thirty years, and at the end one and
all gave him an excellent “character.”
“We have found you a very satisfactory master,”
said theywhich sounds strange to us, but
is the Chinese way of doing things. No wonder
they said so. He had such a horror of asking too
much from those he employed that he was far too lenient
with them. His ear was too attentive to their
stories, his purse too open to their borrowings.
When their relatives diedand in China each
man has an army of them, including duplicate mothers
and grandmothersboys, cooks, coolies and
bandsmen rushed to “borrow” from him.
I cannot remember hearing that one ever came to repay.
At last this fact struck even the
I.G., long-suffering though he was. “Why
do you not ask me to give you this amount?” he
mildly expostulated to the next man who came pleading
for the funeral expenses of his brother’s son’s
wife.
“Oh,” replied the fellow,
pained and grieved at his master’s want of understanding,
“I couldn’t do that. If I did I should
lose ‘face’”that is,
prestige and standing in the community. On such
a slender thread hangs self-respect in the Far East.
The old butler, a Cantonese with the
manner of a courtier, was even more privileged than
the restand for the best of reasons.
He had been with his master for almost half a century.
His memory was wonderful, and sometimes on winter
nights when he had helped to serve the I.G.’s
solitary and frugal dinner, he would presume on his
position, linger behind the other servants, and call
up again to the I.G.’s mind the night in 1863just
such a bitter night as this, with just such a howling
windwhen together they had gone to meet
Gordon, and the sampan taking them ashore had capsized,
throwing them both into the icy water.
Occasionally then the I.G. would retaliate
with reminiscences of Ah Fong making the Grand Tour
of Europe with him in 1878how he kissed
his hands to the winning French chambermaids, and called
out “Allewalla, Allewalla!” ("Au revoir,
au revoir!"), or how he had answered the horrified
ladies of Ireland who inquired about his duties,“Morning
time my brush master’s clothes, night time my
bring he brandy and water.”
In this age of uninterested or inanimate
“helps,” a servitor like Ah Fong is about
as rare as an archaeopteryx. Devotion and loyalty
such as his are fast dying out of the world, but they
make a pretty picture when one does find them, and
I like to tell how the old servant grieved at the
thought of separation from one who represented his
whole horizon.
The I.G., too, must have felt some
sentiment at leaving the faces to which he was accustomed,
the house which had grown dear in almost thirty years
of uninterrupted solitude. It is just these associations
which are most intangible, which sound most trivial
set down in black and white, that often take the strongest
hold upon us. Habit, the little old dame, creeps
in one day, sits by our fire, amuses us, comforts
us, occupies us, andbefore we know itwe
feel a wrench if we are obliged to move away.
Nevertheless we must all move some
time or another. Everybody doeseven
the I.G., whose going had been so often prophesied
and again so often contradicted that he had come to
be regarded as the one fixed star twinkling unselfishly
in the heaven of duty.
The morning of his going, I remember,
broke fine and clear. The sky was beautifully
blue, like an inverted turquoise bowl. The little
railway station must have been startled half out of
its wits by all the people flocking in. Such
a thing in all its history had never happened before.
Under the low grey roof trooped guards of honour sent
by every nationalityall for the sake of
one man who was only a civilian, and nothing but a
private individual. There were this man’s
own nationals in the central positiona
company of splendid Highlanders with pipers, and stretching
away down the platform there were American marines,
Italian sailors, Dutch marines and Japanese soldiers.
And, of course, there were Chinese, no less than three
detachments of them, looking very well in their new
khaki uniforms. Two of the detachments had brought
their bands, and the I.G.’s own band had come
of its own accord to play “Auld Lang Syne.”
With his butler, Ah Fong, who served him for almost
half a century.]
As the I.G. stepped from his sedan
chair at the end of the platform his face wore an
expression of bewilderment, but only for a moment.
Then he turned to the commanding officer, and saying
“I am ready,” walked steadily down the
lines of saluting troops while the bands all played
“Home, Sweet Home.” Just as quietly
he said good-bye to the host of Chinese officials
with whom he had been associated so long; then turned
to the Europeans whom he had known so well, to all
of whom he had done so many kindnesses, and none of
whom could say “bon voyage” dry-eyed,
while camera fiends “snapped” him as he
shook hands and said last good-byes. At last
he stepped on board the train and slowly drew away
from the crowd, bowing again and again in his modest
way.
So far as his work was concerned he
could go without regrets. He left his career
behind him with no frayed edges that could tangle.
He had fulfilled all his ambitions. He had “bought
back Kilmoriarty and got a title too,” as he
promised his aunt he would while still a boy in his
teens. He had collected an almost unprecedented
number of honours, been decorated no less than twenty-four
times, eight, however, being promotions in the Orders.
But still that left him sixteen to wear, and of those
sixteen, thirteen were Grand Crosses. As a matter
of fact he never wore any of them when he could help
it, and never more than one at a time. “I
do not want to look like a Christmas tree,” he
would say in joke. This was his humility again.
He certainly was humble, and he looked
so. There was never the slightest pomp or pride
about him. “A small, insignificant Irishman,”
so some one has described him. Is he small?
I dare say he is, but one never notices it. One
notices only the long face still further lengthened
by a beard, the domed forehead, the bright eyes, very
inscrutable usually, very sympathetic when he chooses
to make them so; and when he speaks, a soft voice,
quiet and even-toned but often indistinct. Not
given to demonstrativeness, he appears the same under
all conditionssilent when depressed, silent
too when cheerful; he may smile, but he will never
laugh outrightunless called upon in society
to make a special effort to amuse somebody. Then
he does it, as he does all he sets out to do, well.
But usually he allows other people
to instruct him, listening patiently and giving so
little hint of what he himself thinks that few people
know him intimately and the general public stands a
little in awe of him. What more natural?
His work has been a hard disciplinarian, a relentless
grudger of little joys; and, as is well known, those
who make history have little time to make friends.
Yet on the whole his success has been
cheap as successes go. True he worked prodigiouslyhow
he did work, straight on from his University days!but
none of his labours have been hopelessly dull, while
some have been exceptionally interesting, and all
have been flavoured with a pinch of romance.
Further, he has had the satisfaction of filling his
years about twice as full as other people’sof
helping more men than most of his neighbours, and
of gaining the world’s respect and admiration.
How has he done it? Shall I tell
you the secretor what he often laughingly
said was the secret? It lies hidden in a verse
which he wrote in his fantastic hand on the desk at
which he stood for so many years with unremitting
industry. First came two dates “18541908,”
and then these lines:
“If thou hast yesterday thy duty
done,
And thereby cleared
firm footing for to-day,
Whatever clouds may dark to-morrow’s
sun,
Thou shalt not miss
thy solitary way.”