Part Second - In the country - Chapter IX. Tea served here.
It was some days after the naming
of the cottage that Mrs. Bobby admitted me into her
financial secrets, and explained the difficulties
that threatened her peace of mind. She still has
twenty-five pounds to pay before Comfort Cottage is
really her own. With her cow and her vegetable
garden, to say nothing of her procrastinating fowl,
she manages to eke out a frugal existence, now that
her eldest son is in a blacksmith’s shop at
Worcester, and is sending her part of his weekly savings.
But it has been a poor season for canaries, and a still
poorer one for lodgers; for people in these degenerate
days prefer to be nearer the hotels and the mild gaieties
of the larger settlements. It is all very well
so long as I remain with her, and she wishes fervently
that that may be for ever; for never, she says, eloquently,
never in all her Cheltenham and Belvern experience,
has she encountered such a jewel of a lodger as her
dear Miss ’Amilton, so little trouble, and always
a bit of praise for her plain cooking, and a pleasant
word for the children, to whom most lodgers object,
and such an interest in the cow and the fowl and the
garden and the canaries, and such kindness in painting
the name of the cottage, so that it is the finest
thing in the village, and nobody can get past the
’ouse without stopping to gape at it! But
when her American lodger leaves her, she asks, and
who is she that can expect to keep a beautiful young
lady who will be naming her own cottage and painting
signboards for herself before long, likely? but
when her American lodger is gone, how is she, Mrs.
Bobby, to put by a few shillings a month towards the
debt on the cottage? These are some of the problems
she presents to me. I have turned them over and
over in my mind as I have worked, and even asked Willie
Beresford in my weekly letter what he could suggest.
Of course he could not suggest anything: men
never can; although he offered to come there and lodge
for a month at twenty-five pounds a week. All
at once, one morning, a happy idea struck me, and
I ran down to Mrs. Bobby, who was weeding the onion-bed
in the back garden.
“Mrs. Bobby,” I said,
sitting down comfortably on the edge of the lettuce-frame,
“I am sure I know how you can earn many a shilling
during the summer and autumn months, and you must
begin the experiment while I am here to advise you.
I want you to serve five-o’clock tea in your
garden.”
“But, miss, thanking you kindly,
nobody would think of stoppin’ ’ere for
a cup of tea once in a twelvemonth.”
“You never know what people
will do until you try them. People will do almost
anything, Mrs. Bobby, if you only put it into their
heads, and this is the way we shall make our suggestion
to the public. I will paint a second signboard
to hang below ‘Comfort Cottage.’ It
will be much more beautiful than the other, for it
shall have a steaming kettle on it, and a cup and
saucer, and the words ‘Tea Served Here’
underneath, the letters all intertwined with tea-plants.
I don’t know how tea-plants look, but then neither
does the public. You will set one round table
on the porch, so that if it threatens rain, as it
sometimes does, you know, in England, people will
not be afraid to sit down; and the other you will
put under the yew-tree near the gate. The tables
must be immaculate; no spotted, rumpled cloths and
chipped cups at Comfort Cottage, which is to be a
strictly first-class tea station. You will put
vases of flowers on the tables, and you will not mix
red, yellow, purple, and blue ones in the same vase-”
“It’s the way the good
Lord mixes ’em in the fields,” interjected
Mrs. Bobby piously.
“Very likely; but you will permit
me to remark that the good Lord can manage things
successfully which we poor humans cannot. You
will set out your cream-jug that was presented to
Mrs. Martha Buggins by her friends and neighbours
as a token of respect in 1823, and the bowl that was
presented to Mr. Bobby as a sword and shooting prize
in 1860, and all your pretty little odds and ends.
You will get everything ready in the kitchen, so that
customers won’t have to wait long; but you will
not prepare much in advance, so that there’ll
be nothing wasted.”
“It sounds beautiful in your
mouth, miss, and it surely wouldn’t be any ’arm
to make a trial of it.”
“Of course it won’t.
There is no inn here where nice people will stop (who
would ever think of asking for tea at the Retired Soldier?),
and the moment they see our sign, in walking or driving
past, that moment they will be consumed with thirst.
You do not begin to appreciate our advantages as a
tea station. In the first place, there is a watering-trough
not far from the gate, and drivers very often stop
to water their horses; then we have the lovely garden
which everybody admires; and if everything else fails,
there is the baby. Put that faded pink flannel
slip on Jem, showing his tanned arms and legs as usual,
tie up his sleeves with blue bows as you did last Sunday,
put my white tennis-cap on the back of his yellow
curls, turn him loose in the hollyhocks, and await
results. Did I not open the gate the moment I
saw him, though there was no apartment sign in the
window?”
Mrs. Bobby was overcome by the magic
of my arguments, and as there were positively no attendant
risks, we decided on an early opening. The very
next day after the hanging of the second sign, I superintended
the arrangements myself. It was a nice thirsty
afternoon, and as I filled the flower-vases I felt
such a desire for custom and such a love of trade
animating me that I was positively ashamed. At
three o’clock I went upstairs and threw myself
on the bed for a nap, for I had been sketching on
the hills since early morning. It may have been
an hour later when I heard the sound of voices and
the stopping of a heavy vehicle before the house.
I stole to the front window, and, peeping under the
shelter of the vines, saw a char-a-bancs, on the
way from Great Belvern to the Beacon. It held
three gentlemen, two ladies, and four children, and
everything had worked precisely as I intended.
The driver had seen the watering-trough, the gentlemen
had seen the tea-sign, the children had seen the flowers
and the canaries, and the ladies had seen the baby.
I went to the back window to call an encouraging word
to Mrs. Bobby, but to my horror I saw that worthy woman
disappearing at the extreme end of the lane in full
chase of our cow, that had broken down the fence,
and was now at large with some of our neighbour’s
turnip-tops hanging from her mouth.