It seems a long time since we have
heard anything of the Frogman and Cayke the Cookie
Cook, who had left the Yip Country in search of the
diamond-studded dishpan which had been mysteriously
stolen the same night that Ozma had disappeared from
the Emerald City. But you must remember that
while the Frogman and the Cookie Cook were preparing
to descend from their mountaintop, and even while
on their way to the farmhouse of Wiljon the Winkie,
Dorothy and the Wizard and their friends were encountering
the adventures we have just related.
So it was that on the very morning
when the travelers from the Emerald City bade farewell
to the Czarover of the City of Herku, Cayke and the
Frogman awoke in a grove in which they had passed the
night sleeping on beds of leaves. There were
plenty of farmhouses in the neighborhood, but no one
seemed to welcome the puffy, haughty Frogman or the
little dried-up Cookie Cook, and so they slept comfortably
enough underneath the trees of the grove. The
Frogman wakened first on this morning, and after going
to the tree where Cayke slept and finding her still
wrapped in slumber, he decided to take a little walk
and seek some breakfast. Coming to the edge of
the grove, he observed half a mile away a pretty yellow
house that was surrounded by a yellow picket fence,
so he walked toward this house and on entering the
yard found a Winkie woman picking up sticks with which
to build a fire to cook her morning meal.
“For goodness sake!” she
exclaimed on seeing the Frogman. “What
are you doing out of your frog-pond?”
“I am traveling in search of
a jeweled gold dishpan, my good woman,” he replied
with an air of great dignity.
“You won’t find it here,
then,” said she. “Our dishpans are
tin, and they’re good enough for anybody.
So go back to your pond and leave me alone.”
She spoke rather crossly and with a lack of respect
that greatly annoyed the Frogman.
“Allow me to tell you, madam,”
said he, “that although I am a frog, I am the
Greatest and Wisest Frog in all the world. I
may add that I possess much more wisdom than any Winkie man
or woman in this land. Wherever I
go, people fall on their knees before me and render
homage to the Great Frogman! No one else knows
so much as I; no one else is so grand, so magnificent!”
“If you know so much,”
she retorted, “why don’t you know where
your dishpan is instead of chasing around the country
after it?”
“Presently,” he answered,
“I am going where it is, but just now I am traveling
and have had no breakfast. Therefore I honor
you by asking you for something to eat.”
“Oho! The Great Frogman
is hungry as any tramp, is he? Then pick up
these sticks and help me to build the fire,”
said the woman contemptuously.
“Me! The Great Frogman
pick up sticks?” he exclaimed in horror.
“In the Yip Country where I am more honored
and powerful than any King could be, people weep with
joy when I ask them to feed me.”
“Then that’s the place
to go for your breakfast,” declared the woman.
“I fear you do not realize my
importance,” urged the Frogman. “Exceeding
wisdom renders me superior to menial duties.”
“It’s a great wonder to
me,” remarked the woman, carrying her sticks
to the house, “that your wisdom doesn’t
inform you that you’ll get no breakfast here.”
And she went in and slammed the door behind her.
The Frogman felt he had been insulted,
so he gave a loud croak of indignation and turned
away. After going a short distance, he came
upon a faint path which led across a meadow in the
direction of a grove of pretty trees, and thinking
this circle of evergreens must surround a house where
perhaps he would be kindly received, he decided to
follow the path. And by and by he came to the
trees, which were set close together, and pushing
aside some branches he found no house inside the circle,
but instead a very beautiful pond of clear water.
Now the Frogman, although he was so
big and well educated and now aped the ways and customs
of human beings, was still a frog. As he gazed
at this solitary, deserted pond, his love for water
returned to him with irresistible force. “If
I cannot get a breakfast, I may at least have a fine
swim,” said he, and pushing his way between the
trees, he reached the bank. There he took off
his fine clothing, laying his shiny purple hat and
his gold-headed cane beside it. A moment later,
he sprang with one leap into the water and dived to
the very bottom of the pond.
The water was deliciously cool and
grateful to his thick, rough skin, and the Frogman
swam around the pond several times before he stopped
to rest. Then he floated upon the surface and
examined the pond with The bottom and sides were all
lined with glossy tiles of a light pink color; just
one place in the bottom where the water bubbled up
from a hidden spring had been left free. On
the banks, the green grass grew to the edge of the
pink tiling. And now, as the Frogman examined
the place, he found that on one side of the pool,
just above the water line, had been set a golden plate
on which some words were deeply engraved. He
swam toward this plate, and on reaching it read the
following inscription:
This is
the truth pond
Whoever bathes in this
water must always
afterward tell
the truth.
This statement startled the Frogman.
It even worried him, so that he leaped upon the bank
and hurriedly began to dress himself. “A
great misfortune has befallen me,” he told himself,
“for hereafter I cannot tell people I am wise,
since it is not the truth. The truth is that
my boasted wisdom is all a sham, assumed by me to
deceive people and make them defer to me. In
truth, no living creature can know much more than
his fellows, for one may know one thing, and another
know another thing, so that wisdom is evenly scattered
throughout the world. But ah me! what
a terrible fate will now be mine. Even Cayke
the Cookie Cook will soon discover that my knowledge
is no greater than her own, for having bathed in the
enchanted water of the Truth Pond, I can no longer
deceive her or tell a lie.”
More humbled than he had been for
many years, the Frogman went back to the grove where
he had left Cayke and found the woman now awake and
washing her face in a tiny brook. “Where
has Your Honor been?” she asked.
“To a farmhouse to ask for something
to eat,” said he, “but the woman refused
me.”
“How dreadful!” she exclaimed.
“But never mind, there are other houses where
the people will be glad to feed the Wisest Creature
in all the World.”
“Do you mean yourself?” he asked.
“No, I mean you.”
The Frogman felt strongly impelled
to tell the truth, but struggled hard against it.
His reason told him there was no use in letting Cayke
know he was not wise, for then she would lose much
respect for him, but each time he opened his mouth
to speak, he realized he was about to tell the truth
and shut it again as quickly as possible. He
tried to talk about something else, but the words
necessary to undeceive the woman would force themselves
to his lips in spite of all his struggles. Finally,
knowing that he must either remain dumb or let the
truth prevail, he gave a low groan of despair and
said, “Cayke, I am not the Wisest Creature
in all the World; I am not wise at all.”
“Oh, you must be!” she
protested. “You told me so yourself, only
last evening.”
“Then last evening I failed
to tell you the truth,” he admitted, looking
very shamefaced for a frog. “I am sorry
I told you this lie, my good Cayke, but if you must
know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the
truth, I am not really as wise as you are.”
The Cookie Cook was greatly shocked
to hear this, for it shattered one of her most pleasing
illusions. She looked at the gorgeously dressed
Frogman in amazement. “What has caused
you to change your mind so suddenly?” she inquired.
“I have bathed in the Truth
Pond,” he said, “and whoever bathes in
that water is ever afterward obliged to tell the truth.”
“You were foolish to do that,” declared
the woman.
“It is often very embarrassing
to tell the truth. I’m glad I didn’t
bathe in that dreadful water!”
The Frogman looked at his companion
thoughtfully. “Cayke,” said he, “I
want you to go to the Truth Pond and take a bath in
its water. For if we are to travel together
and encounter unknown adventures, it would not be
fair that I alone must always tell you the truth, while
you could tell me whatever you pleased. If we
both dip in the enchanted water, there will be no
chance in the future of our deceiving one another.”
“No,” she asserted, shaking
her head positively, “I won’t do it, Your
Honor. For if I told you the truth, I’m
sure you wouldn’t like me. No Truth Pond
for me. I’ll be just as I am, an honest
woman who can say what she wants to without hurting
anyone’s feelings.”
With this decision the Frogman was
forced to be content, although he was sorry the Cookie
Cook would not listen to his advice.